Posts Tagged "humour"

In a comforting sign of public stability, a study of expectations shows Nathan Cleary and Kalyn Ponga are tracking strongly to have their careers destroyed by evil forces such as us.

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Following a review of their salary cap, the Bulldogs are on track to re-enter the player market in just under a thousand years.

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The Wests Tigers are hoping to implement a positional switch for Josh Reynolds that could result in him being radically reshuffled onto the field.

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Speaking in bursts between rapidly drawing breaths from a paper bag, Trent Barrett has promised to “uphold team stability” at Manly by selecting a house brick at five-eighth.

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The New Zealand Warriors are charging to an inevitable premiership thanks to the whole club coming off contract at exactly the same time.

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Despite the long-term health risks associated with the move, a proposal to legalise Todd Carney for ‘recreational use’ has been released.

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The bushfires and whirlwinds in parts of Sydney on Saturday had nothing to do with weather conditions. Even renowned climatologists were stunned and befuddled.

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Melbourne Storm star fullback Billy Slater’s recovery from last night’s 40-14 win over Newcastle has been disrupted as he races to the Gold Coast to compete in the Commonwealth Games.

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The Melbourne Storm will overhaul their roster after exiting the top eight for the first time in 92 rounds.

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A confused NRL player who is yet to be named has come forward and confessed his guilt in the wake of the ball-tampering saga.

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Over the years, the Bulldogs and their supporters have escaped the scorn heaped upon more high-profile clubs like the Pies and Dons. It’s time to have a bit of fun at the Dogs’ expense.

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Ferrari has confirmed that Lewis Hamilton will join the Italian manufacturer from 2019, a move which has blindsided many who believed the four-time world champion would complete his Formula One career at Mercedes.

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Just 18 years ago the United Kingdom’s Court of Appeal sided with the World Wide Fund for Nature, originally known as the World Wildlife Fund (WWF), that the World Wrestling Federation Entertainment Inc. (also WWF) was in breach of their 1994 agreement to refrain from using the acronym.

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A product recall has been issued for the Canberra Raiders, after it was discovered to bear a number of defects – most notably poor battery life.

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The recent trend of referees enforcing laws points to a bigger issue in the game – them.

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The series locked at one win apiece, South Africa and Australia headed to Cape Town for the third Test in the series.

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Mitchell Pearce has provocatively made mention of Roosters crowd numbers, despite receiving specific warnings as to the topic’s sensitivity in a brief from advisers.

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In the second blunder this week for the club, coach Shane Flanagan has been unable to name the fullback for the Cronulla Sharks.

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The Panthers’ stirring win on Sunday has proven one thing in 2018 – simply micro-manage your maligned coach and guarantee your team two competition points.

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After a fiery conclusion to the First Test, the two sides headed to Port Elizabeth to continue this series of hurling tedious abuse at one another. Would any so-called cricket get in the way of that insult-a-thon? Only time would tell.

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