Suggestions for the Channel Nine commentary team

By Steve Kaless / Roar Guru

Jamie Soward and Dean Young during the NRL, Round 4, Brisbane Broncos v St George Illawarra Dragons match at Suncorp Stadium in Brisbane, Friday April 3, 2009. Dragons won 25-12. (AAP Image/Action Photographics, Colin Whelan)

I’m no expert on rugby league commentary, so it’s only when I’m positive I have some good ideas that I would pop something in the suggestion box for the “voice of rugby league” and the “super coach.”

Now, I love a punt as much as the next man. But I’m finding it hard to define the demarcation between watching sport and betting on sport when the commentators are constantly bombarding us with figures about how much people are wagering on the fixture we are viewing.

In short, I find it a bit off.

I know the TAB have probably handed over a considerable amount of cash for the privilege, but having Ray Warren and Phil Gould (two gentleman who have a reputation in betting circles for giving their own considerable amount of cash back to the TAB) getting more excited about the exploits of punters than the athletes on show, is getting a bit much.

In these leaner economic times, when people are losing their jobs, do you really want to be hearing that some bloke has just wagered a cheeky fifty grand on a football match? Especially if you’re tucking into a cut price six pack to make ends meet.

But more importantly, I’d like to hear the full story.

Gus and Rabs are big on saying at half time, as they did on Friday: “A punter has just bet thirty thousand on the Eels, you’ve got to say they are looking good.”

What about an update that tells a truer picture of gambling?

Here are a few suggestions: “That bloke who backed the Eels, is probably crying himself to sleep in a darkened corner of the room tonight.”

Or something more festive:

“Oh, Parra, with a 4.5 points start they said. There will be no presents under the tree at Christmas this year!”

Or one for the family men:

“And if you made a call at halftime to TAB Sportsbet to back the Eels, you better start thinking of what to tell the wife because Wendell Sailor has just crushed the Eels defence, and your monthly budget.”

And if they were really getting in the spirit of things, then they should announce to the mug punter that while TAB Sportsbet may have one price, you can probably get anywhere up to a twenty percent improvement by shopping around.

Finally, when they roll off the stats about the big dollars being laid on various teams, they should also announce the disclaimer that if the TAB get a sniff that you might have anything close to a clue, they’ll be unlikely to want to accept your big wager.

Only fools need apply.

In the end, it is worth remembering that all that money to sponsor television broadcasts didn’t come from paying out winning tickets.

The Crowd Says:

2015-06-17T12:27:27+00:00

adrian

Guest


The ball went forward to Inglis off a hand or foot so if the game is not gone completely mad that is offside or accidental offside. Get over it you biassed Queenslanders

2011-08-26T11:26:57+00:00

John of brisbane

Guest


I have just been watching the nine coveregae of theFriday night football game Manly v Storm. Two things are reinfored again as to the state of the NRL and the Channel 9 commentators. On the firtc opoint I ave lived and watced and preyed that the NRKL would make the game totally unbiased and let the best tema win wigthout the interference and assiatnce of thses so called profewssional referress, Niow either the standanrd of referriung in this countryi s so poor that we should never expect t

2011-07-31T06:53:12+00:00

Helen Christensen

Guest


I have found the only way I can watch the game on Sunday afternoons is to turn the sound off!!! The commentators are so biased, and it has never been brought home more clearly than this afternoon. I am the biggest Rabbitoh's fan, and 17 minutes into the game it was 20 - 0 and the commentators, I don't know which one of the dills it was, were saying "What is going through the minds of these young Rabbitoh's players, they know they aren't going to win this game". I couldn't stand it any longer, and even though I wanted to watch the game through and see how it ended, the totally biased commentary of the announcers sent me racing to the live score website to see what was happening. To see that my Bunnies won brought tears to my eyes, I was yelling at the TV for the commentators to shove that up their you know what's, my poor husband was asleep on the lounge and didn't know what the hell was going on. These commentators are so biased AGAINST the Rabbitoh's, the Tigers and every other blue collar team. They need to shut up on their unasked for opinions and just call the game. They have their favourite players and their favourite teams. I just love seeing them with egg on their faces, they are a bunch of clowns and channel 9 needs to have a good long look at them, get rid of them, and get some fresh young and first and foremost INTELLIGENT commentators to take their places!!! Go the Bunnies!!!!

2011-02-16T07:26:13+00:00

jen

Guest


why do we have so much interference and freeze of picture with digital tv if this is new technology please bring back analogue so i can watch a program and actually follow the dialect

2010-12-18T05:57:12+00:00

ian robertson

Guest


We notice that the Team refers to cricketers as "fielders" - and occasiopnally as "batters". Surely this is not cricket! Traditionally, we have refered to them as "fieldsmen" aand "batsmen". Are the members of the Commentary Team being influenced by terms used in American baselall? Maybe so! Please stick to the traditional terms for our players. We have had enough of Americanisms. Lets keep cricket as cricket.

2010-09-25T21:39:44+00:00

Louise Radcliffe

Guest


Had Brad Fittler been drinking while commentating on the match on Saturday night? His comments were not interesting, relevant or professional unlike Peter Sterling and Phil Gould. It is no suprise he was sacked as the roosters coach. He needs to grow up quickly and perhaps take note of the more professional commentators.

2010-09-18T04:00:49+00:00

sarah

Guest


I am a massive Wests tigers supporter. After watching every game of the season something occurred to me. At first I thought it may be due to I am a supporter of the Tiger's but I do not think this is so. I have noticed how biased all commentators have been on their performance this year. They are constantly putting them down and picking on every error made by this side. The other side by them seems they can do no wrong. I think the commentators need to realize that even though they are being payed to give their opinion, they have to have an even ground on what they say and give due when deserved. Even last weeks game against the Sydney City Roosters was made out that our perfomance was a shocker. Reality check we were tied to the 100th minute and I don't think that's a shocking way to loose. Even the tiger's come back at Canberra last night was a slim chance to the commentators and made out that it was not deserved! I have solved this ongoing problem by turning the volume down. It has got that bad. Just remember they can't be that poor a team to be heading for a grand final!!!!!

2010-08-08T07:11:04+00:00

ken hutton

Guest


I like all the guys on the team[commentary team]. but when they call the game and Gus Gould and Ray warren are together, Ray seems to get cranky with Gus, very often in fact. I am starting to think Ray does'nt like Gus. At first it sounded like they are joking, but now i'm sure Ray is getting to be a cranky old man, like Gus says sometimes. Gus is fine...he just goes along with it, but he did say the other day "gees your'e a cranky old man" What do other people think of this?

2010-07-07T12:08:31+00:00

Chris Yates

Guest


I agree whole heartedly. The channel nine commentary duo of Warren and Gould is nothing short of embarrassing. Warren managed to miss Lockyer's 50 metre drop goal completly - thought it was a punt kick - because he was too busy sprouting channel 9 ads about upcoming tv programs. I will not be watching that again!

2010-04-30T03:59:13+00:00

polyglot

Roar Rookie


The thing that drives me mad is the condescending manner with which they slip these little cash for comments in. It is as if their banter is purpose designed for idiots, an unacceptable, unsolicited, annoying and irrelevant interjection disguised as incidental chat amongst mates. Each time i feel my intelligence has been insulted and they are having a laugh at us behind our backs. How about, "hey Rabbs is Underbelly on tonight"? Fair dinkum, its worse than watching the tennis because when they do it i get to see the cougars from Desperate Housewives, a payoff that negates my annoyance. I DO NOT want the same type of pay off from the boys at Centrebet. Here is my suggestion for a less offensive dialogue; "Hey Rabbs guess what, theres good news for all the suckers that might have forgotten to get a wager on tonights game, they can still get on, and why wouldn't they, good odds for the dragons at half time, they lead by 6 and they can get $1.02. And Rabbs you know what bet responsibly means, it means bet big, because the more you bet the more you win and and at $1.02 you'll need to bet a motzer, why not gangster do. Hey Rabbs that reminds me, so i should remind the suckers that they love underbelly they just don't know it yet". Actually i hope its not incidental banter or they'll start talking about the greenhouse effect. Geniuses aren't they!

2009-10-04T11:25:22+00:00

westy

Guest


I watch the FTa coverage and listen to Morrow and ryan on 2BL. I do not always agree with them but enjoy their analysis and genuine joy of the game.

2009-10-04T10:49:18+00:00

Mr Brown

Guest


There was nothing wrong with the controversial penalty. The only thing that was wrong with the grand final was those calling it. Talk about bias. That penalty was given because Slater was going to play the ball and Fuifui Moimoi pulled his leg from behind play which caused Slater to loose the ball. That is a penalty in my book. Good work ref you did a much better job than the commentators who were showing their Parramatta petticoat. You boys need to listen to the whole game call to see how one sided you called it and quit calling altogether if you cant call it without spewing forth your own one sided trash talk. Talk about bad losers

2009-09-02T17:18:00+00:00

znotty

Guest


One State of Origin game Rabs was telling us how a punter stood to win $200.000 on a first try scoring bet,i worked it out at a 25 grand bet,last week on Fox Andy Raymond was telling us how you had a good run for your money if you backed such n such at half time...both bets lost,Gambling is now a massive problem in Australia..

2009-09-02T03:10:23+00:00

dWdHELLCAT

Guest


FOOTBALL COMMENTARY ON TV, DO WE REALLY NEED IT?? (august 2009) Personally i can’t stand the commentary we get on sports TV, but for the football it is especially bad, think about it, you go to a game and there’s some guy sitting next to you retelling everything you’d just seen, you’d smack him ,or you’d want to wouldn’t ya, Coz when you really look at it that’s all we are getting from television commentators, they are sitting in front of a screen seeing the same picture as us, very rarely are they watching the live action. Now think about the last time they told you something you didn’t already know? Like substitutions, usually you see it for yourself or if you don’t there’s always an on screen display that tells you who’s been substituted for who, there’s always graphics on the screen telling you the score, and how much time is left, the players names are written on the back of they’re jersey’s, about the only thing useful is injury reports on players that have left the field but this, and any other information could be conveyed to the viewer in a preview before the game, at half time or full time, so for me they are just a distraction i could do without, just this week during the EUFA SUPER CUP the commentary was lost for seven minutes, it was the best seven minutes of the game, football with the crowd reaction in the background just like being there only in a more comfortable chair, and the director controlling which camera view to use at any time does a great job. THERE REALLY IS NO NEED FOR COMMENTARY DURING THE GAME, IT’S JUST ANNOYING.

2009-08-16T16:50:11+00:00

Kyle

Guest


....I forgot to add that any $ placed on the Warriors is long gone!!

2009-08-16T16:48:29+00:00

Kyle

Guest


I just came across this post......so, a belated applause to you for highlighting the topic of gambling. I grew up with the 'gambling acceptance' in Sydney. Now, 30 years after living in the US, I see that little has changed (from my experience during visits to oz, as well as listening to the above-mentioned 'Commentators' (during cricket/League matches etc). In the US, players who bet on games while they are still playing/coaching will be banned for life (ref Pete Rose/baseball and Art Schlichter/NFL)....if caught. I suspect that it is not the same in oz (this might be a little off topic).

2009-07-26T00:28:47+00:00

anopinion

Guest


Carl Vagg, I must disagree with Channel 9's coverage of League being world class. Not until the commentators learn to use the correct tense when using words such as come and came or saw and seen can they be regarded as professional. Carl, we would agree that the English Language should be treated with respect by those with half a brain and those for whom speaking and commentating is a career.

2009-05-22T11:28:18+00:00

Lorraine Carpenter

Guest


Well the 2 referee system strikes again. A rookie ref has cost a team the chance to win. Go back to one referee & leave the rookies in the lower grades till they learn the rules & learn how to referee properly without making stupid decisions because of the pressure they are under late in the game or in extra time

2009-05-22T11:02:20+00:00

Lorraine Carpenter

Guest


Will someone get rid of Gus Gould when Souths are playing. I am so sick of the way he does nothing but bag Souths for the whole game. It doesn't matter if we are leading by 50 points or 2 points or behind by 50points. Souths can do no right. Our defence is shocking our attack is shocking. We have had opponents taking 50 tackles inside our 20 but lo & behold if they score one try its because of Souths poor defence. Never a word about the other 50 tackles that have kept them from scoring. Gus is a joke & so anti Souths keep him out of the commentary for our games. I refuse to watch the games when he is carrying on and would rather sit in front of the computer & check the scores online.

2009-05-15T17:17:57+00:00

Michael Liddle

Guest


Re great St George/Bulldogs game Friday 15/5 and the controversial disallowed try at the end. .....I am an ex NSW born and bred (now in Adelaide) and enjoy seeing League (at 2am!!) However I must ask you to draw attention to the apalling Channel 9 commentating at the close of a great League match. PLEASE castigate the commentary team for NOT ONCE offering viewers a possible interpretaion of why the try was disallowed. All we got was the terrible word "Gobsmacked". Proper commentary would require some analysis of the move which lead to the disallowed try. Yet all we got was the emotion of the commentators. As such they were no better than the spectators who were stunned. This IS NOT PROFESSIONAL COMMENTARY!!!

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