This is an April Fools Day article – please do not take literally.
The move is expected to be made public within the next week, The Roar can reveal, after obtaining copies of correspondence between FIFA president Sepp Blatter, and a powerful Australian lobby group including Football Federation Australia chief Frank Lowy, former Opposition leader Malcolm Turnbull, and Channel Nine figurehead Eddie McGuire.
The unprecedented step of stripping a nation of its hosting rights is ostensibly due to revelations of corruption and misinformation in the Qatari bid.
But it comes at the same time as Qatari football head Mohammad bin Hammam has launched a move to topple Blatter from football’s top job.
Of the labyrinthine wrangling that went on as the bids were assessed, one of the most important deals was bin Hammam reportedly securing Blatter’s support in return for an agreement not to run for the presidency.
With the World Cup seemingly in the bag, bin Hammam reneged on the deal.
The turnaround left Blatter drained. But he’s now decided not to take it lying down.
The first rumblings began in February, when bin Hammam suggested an Asian candidate should take on the presidency. Nine days later, Blatter’s personal assistant wrote to Lowy.
In the light of “serious issues that are currently under investigation,” the message said, a back-up venue for the 2022 tournament needed to be chosen.
As the second-placed bid behind Qatar, the United States was the logical option, but talks with the USSF “were not able to progress beyond a preliminary level.”
It is understood that political considerations were key: given the current tension between the US and the Arab world, the country could ill afford to be seen to be taking a World Cup from a Middle Eastern nation.
In the meantime, bin Hammam stated that Blatter’s presidential nomination by the footballing powerhouse of Somalia made him a “pirate”.
Then on March 18, the Qatari officially announced his intention to challenge, and communication between Blatter and Lowy’s hastily-assembled war group skyrocketed.
On March 21, Lowy was informed that “investigations had been completed”, and that hosting of the Cup would be turned over to Australia if they could make financial and logistical guarantees.
Lowy had not been idle in the meantime, and could call on the likes of Turnbull, McGuire, and businessman Sir Rod Eddington to do just that.
Turnbull, wrote Lowy, was key, given that “a Turnbull-led Coalition government will be the strongest likely government in the coming decade.”
It is not clear whether unpopular leader Tony Abbot was aware of Turnbull’s involvement, nor whether approaches were made to current Labor figures.
McGuire had been enlisted to act as an intermediary between Lowy and AFL boss Andrew Demetriou. Within days he had drawn a commitment from Demetriou to cede priority access to any stadia required by the World Cup program.
While the Collingwood president seems an unlikely champion for Australian ‘soccer’, McGuire is understood to have been lured by the promotional opportunities that the World Cup will afford AFL.
As part of the stadium-access deal hammered out in a few desperate days, short NAB-Cup-style AFL matches will be played before World Cup games wherever possible on oval-shaped grounds.
Collingwood is understood to have a mortgage on the spot before the World Cup final, which to avoid wintry weather conditions has been brought forward two months to April 1, 2022.
For his part, Blatter confirmed on March 28 that overturning the Qatar decision was guaranteed, based on “deliberate and deceitful misconduct” on the part of bid organisers.
This included “clearly and wilfully” tampering with the feasibility studies on air-conditioning Qatar’s stadia, with the 50-degree desert heat previously considered the crucial stumbling block to the desert nation’s bid.
Subsequent enquiries had found that the data presented in the bid had been manipulated, and that even energy-rich Qatar did not have the technology to seal and cool such immense volumes, nor the power grid capability to support such an undertaking.
In order to strip Qatar of the bid, Blatter was to present to FIFA the evidence so far collected, and announce an investigation headed by former World Anti-Doping Agency chief Dick Pound. Blatter assured the FFA that this would be a formality.
“The evidence to hand is clear and compelling,” his message read.
Despite Blatter’s representations, it is hard to believe that this is a mission for justice, unrelated to the FIFA president’s need to see off a challenger. Vote-buying has been alleged for decades, yet this is the first instance in which delegates will be held to account.
In the meantime, it is now clear why Australia declined lobby group ChangeFIFA’s recent proposal to nominate a reformist challenger to Blatter and bin Hammam.
None of the parties mentioned were available or willing to comment yesterday. Just how this situation will play out remains to be seen, though it’s fairly certain that in the tangled world of FIFA, things will get uglier before they get better.
But with a particular island nation likely to end up with a World Cup out of it, one suspects that most Australians won’t really care.
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(In the spirit of the day, this is indeed an April Fools Day joke. Thanks to all for enjoying it as much as we did.)
kaise
Guest
i wanted 2022 world cup to be in 2022 i love world cup but unfortunately we lost the bloody vote
Adnan Majeed
Roar Rookie
You are being disrespectful to Qatar by referring them as a "tiny nation" , and as far as your revelations goes I very much doubt it.
John
Guest
Poor effort.
Bondy
Guest
Fool. No need for the A.F.L. to try to control F.I.F.A. let it keep trying to control the F.F.A. their good at that.
John
Guest
This won't be an April Fool in perpetuity. Qatar will be stripped of the World Cup, perhaps even if they do switch it to winter...
The Bear
Guest
Just stumbled upon this....good larf. After being a little disappointed that I had not heard anything particularly funny and/or foolish today I find this. THANKYOU!!!!!
Midfielder
Guest
Well done ...
jamesb
Guest
sadly, 16 years ago today, the super league influence came into rugby league. i wish THAT was a joke.
floppybottom
Guest
popping up all over the place these days melanie... looking to expand your repertoire?
Tristan Rayner
Editor
Hope you enjoyed it. Credit to Geoff for a cracking article. Cheers, Tristan (The Roar)
Alfred Chan
Expert
That was a very cruel joke. Absolute classic though.
OMG
Guest
I totally fell for it!
JBG
Guest
Cruelest April fool’s Joke Ever
DanielZ
Guest
I was fooled until, i read about AFL matches are to be curtain raisers.
Stevo
Guest
You had me going until the bit about playing mini-AFL games before the world cup matches. That made me laugh a lot. Bravo.
shahsan
Guest
All jokes aside though, what sort of man is this Bin Hammam? First he inveigles himself into FIFA and Blatter in order to get his rank outsider of a nation to become World Cup hosts. Having achieved that against all odds, he now then turns around and tries to stab Blatter in the front, possibly using the fact that Qatar got the hosting job as evidence of how Blatter has lost touch with the football world! These are the types of people that run/have run world football. The game deserves better, surely.
Siena
Guest
I was bloody well FOOLED TO...ALL MY HOPES THAT BIN HAMMAM WILL NOT GET HIS WAY!!! DAMN.
Aka
Guest
I think it was Friday the 13th others would say it was christmas day.
MyLeftFoot
Roar Guru
I have had an inkling for awhile that something like this was going to happen. Yet again, I feel vindicated.
Brett McKay
Guest
Geoff, a follow up, I did the right thing and tweeted this pearl out there earlier, only get to a somewhat serious-sounding 'blimey' in reply from an English cricket media buddy over in Blighty, who'd sent it onto his several thousand followers acknowledging The Roar's scoop of the year. Got a tail-between-the-legs "you got me" message back from him not long ago..... Another mate also responded to me while applauding your efforts here advising that 2KY's Big Sports Breakfast were running with a story about Cronulla relocating to Albury on the back of their Leagues Club's failed merger with the local Tradies club. Irate listeners were apparently phoning in demading they go to the Central Coast, not the NSW-Vic border!! And the Rebel Army have been suggesting the Rebels were going to start wearing AFL-style jerseys as part of their effort to win over the Melbourne public......