The International Rubbish Board get it wrong again

By David Lord / Expert

New Zealand’s Piri Weepu (centre) stands as he leads the Haka before the start of the match. AAP Photos

Former Italian coach Nick Mallett summed up the International Rugby Board succinctly at a packed corporate luncheon in Auckland yesterday: “They couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.”

Brilliant Nick. Damn it. I wish I’d thought of that line.

Mallett was referring to the IRB fining France $15,000 for advancing on the All Blacks’ pre-match haka.

The IRB is so out-of-touch with not only the state of the sport, the standard of referees, and what the long-suffering rugby fans want to see, the fine came as no surprise.

In fact, it was par for their pathetic course.

The IRB argument? It was confrontational to the All Blacks; not showing respect to their opponents.

What utter bollocks.

For starters, there’s nothing more confrontational than the haka. That’s exactly what it’s supposed to be, and always will be for as long as the men-in-black play.

It’s cemented in rugby folklore, and long may it survive.

But the IRB want opponents to stand there like stuffed dummies until the haka is completed. How rivetting of the governing body. What great PR for the code.

France’s advancing arrow-head formation was their silent way of accepting the All Black challenge, and the packed house loved every second of it.

It set the scene for what was the closest and most fiercely contested of the seven RWC finals to date.

But the kill-joys based in Dublin – the International Rubbish Board – who meet only twice a year, were in “fine them” mode.

Laughable.

On a serious note, what did the IRB do about All Black skipper Richie McCaw’s claim he was eye-gouged by his opposite number Thierry Dusautoir?

Nothing, absolutely nothing.

Less than 24 hours later, the IRB named Dusautoir as the International Player-of-the-Year, beating Wallabies David Pocock and Will Genia, and All Blacks Jerome Kaino, Piri Weepu, and Ma’a Nonu, for the honour.

Ask the average rugby fan how they rated the French captain on the world stage over the last 12 month, and he’d finish sixth in the six-man race.

Either Kaino or Pocock would have been popular picks, with Pocock constantly outstanding in a poorly-performed pack.

Which begs the question: was the selection of Dusautoir the IRB’s way of thanking France for making the decider so memorable?

Who knows.

What we do know is the IRB is a toothless organisation, not worthy of the responsibility of promoting the game they play in heaven.

It’s well worth repeating: “They couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery”.

The Crowd Says:

2011-10-29T05:55:51+00:00

Matthew Skellett

Guest


Hey you know I think Mr Dausetoir was given the Player's Award as a deal to stop prominent members of the French team from rightly criticising Mr Jourbet's one-eyed display in the final , MIraculously the criticisms dissappeared from the public press as soon as his award win was announced -what a joke the whole award rort is -we can't be rid of Mr O'Brien and the IRB BOARD soon enough and be blessed :-)

2011-10-28T07:59:56+00:00

sk

Guest


why is there no move for goergia and romia to join the six nations? because its unsustainable, because it would weaken the competion (the ENC) for russia portugal ect, and beacuse its two more gruelling weeks for everyone involved, because Romania only gets thousands, if not hundreds of supporters at home games why is there no funding for a super rugby team in Tokyo LA or Toronto? um mabye because a japanesse super rugby team would desimate their current profetional competition. as for the US and Canada they would be better off forming a competion with each other based around canada's provintial competion. would looklike this Canada (all teams already established) 1. Pairiie Wolf Pack 2. Onterio Blues 3. BC Bears 4. the Rock US 1. California (could play in San Francisco (heartland) and LA (no NFL team)) 2. Mohave - Neveda/Utah/Collardo (could play in Vegas or Salt Lake city, both heartland with no NFL, Denver is also heartland) 3. Great Lakes - Ohio/Illinois/Michigan (Columbus or Chicargo) 4. New york - (could also include New England) could be expanded in the future to include a team from America's South, a second Calfornia team, Qubec or even Mexico and gives the region alot more options for the future then the short sighted approch of entering the supper rugby

2011-10-28T07:28:24+00:00

sk

Guest


he was being sarcastic

2011-10-27T09:33:47+00:00

Sage

Guest


Presuming you have, as you've said "an uneducated unaware New Zealand head" it's interesting you've decided to disect a very complicated intervention I suggest you know very little about, on a rugby site. Please explain.

2011-10-26T19:40:47+00:00

Moaman

Guest


Sheek..I reckon Kaino almost singlehandedly carried the AB pack to the Semi-with Read out injured and McCaw on half-throttle.Kaino was immense...he semed to run out of juice towards the end...unsurprisingly since he played all but the last 30 seconds of the entire NZ program.

2011-10-26T12:49:02+00:00

Strayan

Guest


I didn't find any reports on those sites saying it was intentional. Typically the articles in the Telegraph and Guardian I read referred to the fact of Parra's injury being caused by McCaw's hand and knee, which no-one denies, but they didn't do so in a way that blamed McCaw for doing it maliciously. I also didn't see any reports on L'Equipe accusing McCaw for intent.

2011-10-26T12:21:06+00:00

Strayan

Guest


The video clip cleary show that Parra raises his head into the path or McCaw's hand and knee. If he hadn't raised his head there would be no contact.

2011-10-26T12:10:33+00:00

Gaullois

Guest


Pathetic you are, you say anything! After shouting from the rooftops that Joubert was the best referee in the world to justify that you had won, now to forgive all your sins and your brutality are not penalized Rougerie a gesture that might have put his dick in the eye of McCaw (asshole) the king of the cheaters. You are pathetic. I listen nobody say thank you to French which have left you to play in black, right? I heard no ABs say bravo to France after the final, as we the French despite the hold-up avaons welcomed ABs. Shabby and dishonorable ABs.

2011-10-26T12:03:24+00:00

Strayan

Guest


Jerry I agree with your analysis of the video completely. And all the reports by rugby scribes who mention it that I've read, say it was accidental. McCaw was going very fast and made a beeline straight at Dusautoir. There was a similar situation in Aus v RSA, a number of delusional posts in the bokkieblogs cliamed that Vickerman intentionally kneed Brussow in the head at the ruck where Brussow was injured and had to go off. In fact Vickerman crashed in to the ruck to clean out Pierre Spies and his knee made accidental contact with Brussow's head. (Also, the injury that sent Brussow off was to his ribs, probably from being at the bottom of the ruck). The delusional types who post these comments also claim to be able to detect malicious intent from sofas far, far away, presumably with the aid of a hat made of alfoil and chicken wire. In a contact sport like ours, there has to be strong evidence for intent, otherwise it has to be deemed accidental.

2011-10-26T11:53:13+00:00

HardcorePrawn

Guest


Is it just me, or is there no way for an opposition team to do anything in the face of the haka without upsetting the All Blacks? Face them down, and they take offence. Advance arm in arm, and they take offence. Ignore them, and they take offence. Practice your kicking instead of watching, and they take offence. It seems to me that the All Blacks will insist on doing the haka, and insist on opposing teams standing and watching impassively (or quaking in their boots) while they do so.

2011-10-26T11:48:18+00:00

amband

Guest


Jeremy 1 The States recognized Aboriginals even if the Commonwealth did not. They could vote at State elections 2 The Government has the right to discriminate in these matters. When people enter Australia from outside, they are often from a different race, the racial differences are automatic 3. Can you name any nation outside the Anglosphere that has such legislation? 5. NZ is a bi cultural nation and does not officially accept large scale immigration as Australia has 6 STFU & quit while you are behind

2011-10-26T11:35:47+00:00

amband

Guest


Jadeous. We are not there to respect people's cultures. That is a given I would have thought. We are all there to play rugby, the culture that is common to us all

2011-10-26T11:25:52+00:00

Jerry

Guest


To the temple? Cause that's where McCaw's knee hits. McCaw's 'fist' hitting Parra (note, his fist isn't actually clenched) http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/da_munch/HarryPotterofRugby.jpg McCaw's knee hitting Parra http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/da_munch/HarryPotterofRugby01.jpg

2011-10-26T11:21:31+00:00

Holty

Guest


Why would you want to talk to the lowly sheepshaggeres anyway

2011-10-26T11:19:40+00:00

AJ

Guest


people often get two black eyes from a blow to a different part of the head.

2011-10-26T10:34:20+00:00

p.Tah

Guest


Who on earth filmed that ... And why have over 2million people watched it!?

2011-10-26T07:09:01+00:00

Bob McGregor

Guest


I'm starting to think the IRB may have another reason for imposing the fine. For almost a hundred years the Rugby elite have tolerated the Haka. It definitely gives an advantage to the ABs at the expense of all teams except those from the Pacific Islands. The others have to stand by for the game to start. Would it be tolerated in Soccer? Can't recall the NZ all whites doing it at the last world cup? Perhaps it's time to pension such war dances off and let Rugby become truly International in the 21st century. Was this the real reason the IRB brought such fines? Hearing the reaction of the masses it could prompt the IRB to cancel any such further dances so as to ensure a level playing field? Wouldn't put it past them.. Think of the waste of time it would cause if all other teams were crying for equal billing with the ABs?Tthe USA could demand to do a Red Indian war dance, or Sth Afr a Zulu war dance. The French to do the Can-Can - they prefer to make love not war - , the Scots to do a Highland Reel et al. Then again, maybe the Aussies could demand to do a Corroberee dance or a Smoke cleasning dance.Where would it end? Any reason why some Oceania countries can do it and not others? Methinks THIS may be the real reason the fine was imposed - apart from showing who's boss of Rugby.

2011-10-26T06:30:21+00:00

sheek

Guest


Thanks Brett - that's interesting. As we know, the previous winners were: 1987 - Michael Jones (NZL) 1991 - David Campese (Aus) 1995 - Jonah Lomu (NZL) 1999 - Tim Horan (Aus) 2003 - Jonny Wilkinson (Eng) 2007 - Bryan Habana (RSA) To date, Lomu was the only player of the tournament not on the champion team. If I had to pick the player of the tournament in 2011, I would probably pick Israel Dagg ahead of Jamie Roberts, if for no other reason Dagg was part of the champion team.

2011-10-26T06:30:18+00:00

Mike

Guest


Splitting tiers?

2011-10-26T06:23:46+00:00

Green Lantern

Guest


France has started a new trend. I suppose that its not entirely new, we have seen the Wallabies turn their backs on the haka and not moving until the All Blacks do. And the ARU complaining about the cut-throat action "what about the children, think about the children". And Wales on one year forced the All Blacks to do their haka in the changing room. And now France with their awesome V for Vendetta. But I think the best way to beat the haka (and some may consider it disrespectful) is to draw out the sound of the haka call, like we do in South Africa. With our big stadiums and large crowds, we can draw out every little sound. Plus the technicians conveniently forget to plug on the microphones. Lets see the IRB try to fine a whole house of Newlands.

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