The Australian Rugby League Commission, the newly established single controlling body and administrator of rugby league in Australia, is looking to recruit a proactive Chief Executive to lead the organisation into an exciting new era for the game.
This role is diverse, and the successful applicant will be confident, outgoing and positive with a high level of energy and drive. Under the intense scrutiny of a newly establish governing board and micromanaging chairman, you will be required to be the public face of the code, and strive to grow the game and to provide adequate funding for rugby league at all levels.
You will ideally possess a post graduate tertiary business qualification (MBA minimum), have played rugby league at an elite level (State of Origin minimum), have a successful history in business administration, and a network of influential and high net worth associates willing to invest in the game and support your endeavours.
Through your leadership, you will be responsible for determining and implementing the direction, goals and strategies as approved by the board, and for reporting outcomes against targets.
A dynamic, proactive and confident go-getter, you will have demonstrated experienced in:
• Contract negotiation: Capacity to successfully negotiate a complex new television rights agreement with multiple stakeholders that exceeds the value of an agreement negotiated by a rival code, and ultimately secures the medium to long term financial viability of all clubs that are otherwise haemorrhaging money and have no sustainable revenue stream;
• Viral marketing: Extensive knowledge of social media platforms and applications, including Facebook and Twitter, with a particular focus on the prompt removal of online images depicting sexual activity between players and canines before they go viral;
• PR and media relations: Capability to appropriately manage relationships with the mass media, in particular a global print news conglomerate that has a vested financial interest in the game and employs a collection of hack journalists who react with hyperbole to every issue in the game and continually promote their own agenda;
• Advanced statistics and actuarial studies: Capacity to decipher intricate financial records and statements to ensure cheating and thieving clubs from south of the border don’t keep ‘ghost’ accounts that ultimately lead to premierships despite exceeding the substantially undervalued salary cap;
• Cultural and linguistic diversity: Recognise the diverse nature of the organisations stakeholders and fan-base, with a specific focus on supervising the vast cohort of rednecks and hillbillies from north of the border in a sensitive and appropriate manner;
• Expansion: Successfully deceive hapless North Sydney fans into believing the organisation is supportive of the Central Coast Bears initiative while identifying opportunities to expand the game beyond the East coast;
• Good global citizenship: Ability to educate employees on good global citizenship, and institute a process of change management that successfully reduces instances of public drunkenness, public urination, public defecation, drunken disorderly behaviour, drink driving, physical abuse of sponsors, lewd sexual behaviour, brawling and anything Willie Mason might do.
Salary will be negotiated in accordance with experience and qualifications.
For further information on this role or for a position description, please visit www.NRL.com.
amazonfan
Roar Guru
Yes, however he wasn't appointed CEO based on his footy career. Rather, he was CEO of the AFLPA, before joining the AFL. IMO the quality of the candidate's footballing career, should he have even had one, is irrelevant. The NRL should appoint a business administrator, first and foremost, and if the best candidate never even played the game, then so be it.
Arthur Fonzarelli
Guest
Hahah Aleks outstanding article - hilarious. There are some tough criteria look forward to seeing the CV's as they come in.
Cameron
Guest
You wouldn't call him an all time great, but he did play over 100 games for North Melbourne during the 1980's, plus a few games for Hawthorn during his last season in 1988.
ScottWoodward.me
Roar Guru
Johnno Big tick
turbodewd
Guest
Mate, how can having skill at making a tackle translate to being able to understand consumers and, say, marketing principles?! That doesnt add up. Is Demetriou a former AFL great?! Not that Im aware of.
mushi
Guest
'Twas a good read Aleks.
Aleks Duric
Roar Guru
Ha ha
mushi
Guest
Maybe you should also put up "the roar seeks readers with the capacity to recognise and appreciate sarcasm, satire and other forms of humour"
Nick
Guest
Having played the game shouldn't be a huge priority. “Capacity to successfully negotiate a complex new television rights agreement with multiple stakeholders that exceeds the value of an agreement negotiated by a rival code," The monetary value isn't everything. I would hope they would sacrifice a small amount if it meant more live games especially coverage in the non-league states. Rather than making sure they get more than the AFL, but therefore let the channels have it all their way with many delayed games and such.
Johnno
Guest
Mark Mcinnis,
Cameron
Guest
Yes, well I understand David Gallop is.
Aleks Duric
Roar Guru
Here's hoping the ppl involved in negotiating the last NRL TV contract are looking for work elsewhere
JD1991
Roar Rookie
Which doesnt leave many people available. Only those that were really previously involved in the last NRL, AFL, ARU or cricket Australia television contract would have any experience at this - thus get the tick on this point.
Aleks Duric
Roar Guru
Wrong on both counts. Bowls Australia has just signed a lucrative deal with TVS which includes free scones at the change of ends
Australian Rules
Guest
NBL you fool!
Cameron
Guest
"Capacity to successfully negotiate a complex new television rights agreement with multiple stakeholders that exceeds the value of an agreement negotiated by a rival code," So are you talking about the A League?
turbodewd
Guest
Who cares if he's even played rugby league. Its a business position! CC Bears promoters would have to be deluded to think they ever had a chance at the next round of expansion.
Shungmao
Guest
If this is a key criteria I'm worried! "You will ideally possess a post graduate tertiary business qualification (MBA minimum), have played rugby league at an elite level (State of Origin minimum), and a network of influential and high net worth associates willing to invest in the game and support your endeavours" Interpreted: on paper we want you to seem really smart, played origin so we talk about how good you are but ensuring you can control the loud old boys and get plenty of money off your mates, one because we need it and two your budget halved. Welcome.....drum roll.....John Ribot!