Footy players vs. Olympians: who has it better?

By Chris Chard / Expert

At this time every four years, athletes must switch on their tellys, stare at the shenanigans going on and wonder what might have been if they had taken their talents to a different South Beach.

Yes, it must be tough work being an Olympian watching the footy from back home, while your stuck at the world’s biggest school carnival listening to the Bulgarian weightlifters next door play ‘100 Club’.

One of the arguments going around defending our 50 Shades of Silver in London is that Australia’s four pro football codes are siphoning away young talent from the Olympic disciplines, and what we’re being left with are just the nerdy chalk-boned cast offs, who’s Mum wouldn’t sign the permission slip.

This line of argument is a flaky one, yet inevitably springs up whenever Australia chews the poo in athletics, swimming, slamball etc.

Yes, four pro football codes seems somewhat excessive to anyone who needs to do yard work on their weekends, but trying to paint the footy administrations as some sort of Gargamel type figure creeping around in the dark kidnapping any ten-year-old with a decent 40m sprint time is not helping anyone.

The fact is, outside of the sports everyone wants booted out of the games anyway, what can the Olympics offer the young athlete? This is a serious business decision for the youngster and when one party brings to the table little more than the chance to learn a few words in French, why wouldn’t they give them le stiff arm to go kick a ball around?

For arguments sake lets compare a few major factors of being a professional sportsperson between footy and athletics (a sport many football players would potentially excel in) to see which one is more appealing .

Fans
Fans in all forms of football are by and large lunatics. Grown adults who will deck themselves out in outfits you’d normally dress your three year old in, then inevitably behave like three year olds when given the opportunity.

To say they will ‘always support you’ is a stretch, but they will always recognise you… even if it’s to heckle you for a dropped pass from thirteen years ago when you’re lining up at the vets to have your dog de-sexed.

As for athletics, well most people don’t mind a bit of athletics. Every four years. And don’t make me watch any of that heat crap either.

Also you’d better win at least a couple of Commonwealth golds or have, err, other reasons to have a decent profile (cough= Tamsyn Lewis= cough) if you want to make an appearance at the local school fete.

Lifestyle
Your footy player trains hard. Watches what he eats. He does a small trip every week or so with occasional longer stints away from home. And come every weekend, he needs to perform.

His life is a hard grind, but he’s surrounded by a likeminded bunch of teammates lightening the suck by motivating him and putting deep heat in his speedos for laughs. More often than not he gets to sleep in his own bed after winding down with a few beers following the weekend match.

Your athletics type trains hard. Watches what he eats. If he’s good enough is zigzagged all over the world, in between working at Foot Locker trying to make a buck.

His life is a hard grind, but luckily he is surrounded by a couple of teammates trying to cut his grass for the one or two team spots available.

Come the Olympics he needs to peak, before passing out in the athletes cafeteria after his first beer in four years.

Money
While it differs between codes to a degree, most footballing player agencies have negotiated a minimum wage for footballers appearing in elite competitions that bodes well when compared to us 9-5 suckers.

Athletics? Well there’s only so many multivitamin ads to go around isn’t there. You don’t happen to hold a European passport do you?

Legacy
And here’s the kicker. If you’re after a place in the ‘Big Aussie Sports Almanac’ then yes, it’s pretty hard to top the Olympics. While it may not go with a lot of evening wear, an Olympic medal does get you past even the strictest of bouncers.

Miss out though and you’re just another well toned face in the crowd, and unlike footy, there ain’t always ‘next week’.

The AOC will be looking for a scapegoat in the next week or so to find its lost gold. Instead of accusing the football codes of stealing it, maybe they should be asking them for a couple of tips instead.

Follow Chris on Twitter: @Vic_Arious

The Crowd Says:

2012-08-11T05:26:04+00:00

Herman j farquhar

Guest


Australia better than the rest? Nothing like a bit of nationalist chest beating to make me want to just puke. I pray for the day the rest of the world takes up AFL - just so we can get our arses kicked in our own game by the chinese. Then the bogans would be screaming - "oh all our good athletes are off at the olympics and these second rate plodding tattooed AFL guys are getting creamed by the asian hordes........"

2012-08-09T22:11:37+00:00

Kasey

Guest


I apologise if you took offence to my comments and their tone. You have to understand the environment we football fans exist in down here. It’s almost like a culture war. Unlike in England, the very right of football to be taken seriously and treated with respect in this country is what many of us feel is at stake. The football-illiterate fans of the bigger football codes are constantly sniping at our game and suggesting ‘improvements’ that would likely destroy the fabric of the game such as bigger goals, because obviously more goals = more entertainment *groan* I’ve lost track of the amount of times I’ve heard: ”Soccer would be so much better if…*insert eggball-like rule here*” One of their favourite targets is offside because so many refuse to take the time to understand the game and how offside works to prevent goal hanging. I personally love the perfect defence splitting slide-rule pass that unlocks a parked bus. Once again I apologise for my overly defensive tone in replying to you. I haven’t watched a lot of field hockey and couldn’t even tell you how many players are on the pitch at one time.

2012-08-09T20:33:43+00:00

lolly

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2012-08-09T20:14:45+00:00

lolly

Guest


Where is this information from? I'd be reallly surprised if the big nations like the US and China' broadcasting money is based around the footie. Can you give me some idea where I can find out this info? I'm interested in the money chains that make up the IOC and associates. Having been to the Olympic Park and seeing how controlled the sponsorship is got me interested in it.

2012-08-09T20:11:20+00:00

lolly

Guest


Kasey, you said that you had genuine interest in my answer then proceeded to patronise the hell out of me. I wasn't talking about soccer/football in my answer so why get so defensive? If any game that was faster and more attacking than soccer needed to be that to suddenly become hugely popular, basket ball would be a top spectator driven sport in Aust and the rest of the world. Football has all the money, all the media coverage, all the spectator fan base in a very large part of the world I am well aware of that .I live in the UK. Very few sports have a chance against the monolith that is footie in the world of ours. All I'm saying is that getting rid of the offisde rule is not the heinous 'come from the devll' idea that people above are making it. It is a great addition to a sport.

2012-08-08T06:36:05+00:00

Midfielder

Guest


It's easy ... the Olympics has three main forms of revenue... Broadcast rights .... just over 50% of the total paid to th IOC comes from Broadcast of the football matches... Sponsors .... no direct figures but I have read that about 60 % of total revenue from sponsors is because of football... Crowds ... Over the last few Olympics the football matches draw on average 48% of the total crowd numbers... Hope that answers your questions...

2012-08-07T22:21:41+00:00

Kasey

Guest


Well it has obviously worked in making hockey a more spectator friendly sport, because the Australian National Field Hockey League has such a big profile, maybe one day the teensy niche A-League could possibly pass it in terms of popularity. Football is a perfectly marketable and popular sport as it is(even the yanks got rid of their little 'tweaks' in 1999) but thank you kindly for your feedback though.

2012-08-07T22:14:46+00:00

lolly

Guest


Yeah, none of that bullshit with defenders hanging around on the 25 yard line and waving arms at the umpire. They also seem to have ditched obstruction - though I'm sure it's still there in a third person form - so the game has changed a lot. It's made it a damn sight faster and most teams are or appear to be far more attacking minded now.

2012-08-07T22:02:13+00:00

Kasey

Guest


lolly, did Hockey get rid of the offside rule? Serious question. I (like thousands of other Aussies) have never watched a game.

2012-08-07T21:55:01+00:00

lolly

Guest


Do you mean FIFA football? Do you want to explain how that pays for the Olympics? I'm curious about that as I thought it was sponsorship and broadcast money that paid for the Olympics.

2012-08-07T21:47:34+00:00

llieno

Roar Rookie


There's also that kid running around for the GC Suns at the moment from Townsville who is a former high jump champion

2012-08-07T21:25:00+00:00

lolly

Guest


The Hockey federations certainly thought so, that's why they got rid of it. And how wonderful that they did. It's been a game changer.

2012-08-07T14:45:01+00:00

Fred

Guest


Jamal Idris was a world youth champs rep in the discus.

2012-08-07T09:43:14+00:00

lolly

Guest


God, it sounds bizarre when fans of different footie codes try and claim the skill prize. All passing games need skill, speed and a shit pile of physical co-ordination. Pretending that one or the other of them doesn't sounds so childish I don't know where to start with it.

2012-08-07T06:49:24+00:00

micka

Guest


Of you champ.... and doing a non preferred side sherrin kick of 60m...

2012-08-07T03:03:28+00:00

Bondy.

Guest


But you cant illustrate skill levels greater than these from another football code its just not acheivable. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_J-XvzCm2g) Thats why its big bucks ,not beacause of he's teeth. Whats harder to run with a ball in your hand or feet !

2012-08-07T02:51:22+00:00

Ted Skinner

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We are top of the world believe it or not: "The envy of the world Peter Hartcher Saturday, 12th November 2011 For so many different reasons, Australia is the most successful country on earth It used to be said that when America sneezed, Australia caught a cold. Instead, Australia has proved to be the rich country most immune to the economic ailments of the US and, indeed, everywhere else. Australia sailed through the Asian economic crisis of 1997–98, prospered through the US stock market bust and recession of 2001 and continued to grow through the savage global financial crisis of 2008–09. Going into 2011, Australia’s unemployment rate of five per cent was half that of Europe or America. ‘Australia astonishes,’ was the 2010 summary by France’s Le Monde newspaper, which carried a front-page cartoon of smiling kangaroos standing next to the Sydney Opera House and flashing V-for-victory signs as a chart showed Australia’s exceptionally resilient rate of growth. 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The finance industry is bigger, accounting for 10.6 per cent of the total economy. So is manufacturing at 9.3 per cent. And mining is one of the smallest jobs generators. Of the 19 industry categories counted by the Australian Bureau of Statistics, mining is the second-smallest employer, employing just 1.5 per cent of working Australians. Even the ‘arts and recreation services’ industry hires more. Mining’s strength is its contribution to exports: a little over half the national export earnings comes from energy and mining. But you can’t build a successful modern nation on an industry that accounts for only eight per cent of the present-day economy and employs just 1.5 per cent of the workforce. If the country depended on mining and energy, it’d be a Third World nation. Australia’s accomplishment is far greater than generating wealth and services for an elite. The rich can live well in any country. That is no achievement. The wider picture is that Australia is one of the world’s fairest countries, one of the most tolerant, and one of the safest. This will jar with the image that many Australians have of their country. We have been told again and again that inequality has grown worse, that the rich get richer while the poor get poorer, that racial and religious intolerance has sharpened, and that the crime rate is on the rise: in short, that society is in decline. And while you can always find anecdotes to support any argument, the hard and comprehensive evidence is that none of these claims is true. Against the tide of events elsewhere in the world, Australian income inequality has become less unequal. The rich have got richer, but the poor have not got poorer, and the gap between them has actually narrowed. This has not been constant or unequivocal, but it did occur in the eight years to 2008. As the international experts at the OECD reported in a major 2008 study of 30 rich countries: ‘Income inequality in Australia has fallen quite sharply since 2000. It is now below the OECD average for the first time.’ As Australians have become wealthier, they have not become more selfish. The proportion of private incomes that is given to charitable purposes has doubled in the past decade, according to the Giving Australia report. After the Irish, Australians are the most generous donors in the world, on the OECD’s count. And the rate of giving of time and energy — volunteering — has also been rising. The crime rate has been falling fairly consistently for 20 years now. This, too, is hard for many to accept. The rate of murder, a proxy for crime more generally, doubled between the 1950s and the late 1980s. But since then it has fallen, almost to the level of the 1950s. In international rankings, Australian crime rates are about average for a developed country. Australia is one of the most ethnically diverse societies on Earth. No country has been more successful in building a harmonious national pool from so many diverse streams. Riots at Cronulla Beach in 2005 raised hard questions about whether Muslim immigrants could live peacefully in Australia. The conviction in 2010 of five Muslim men for plotting terrorism raised yet more. While anxiety still surrounds the Islamic integration challenge, 2011 began with a promising portent. A young immigrant from Pakistan, Usman Khawaja, became the first Muslim to represent Australia in cricket. He won his place on the national team with his brilliant batsmanship, but he has been embraced for his character — he’s the most popular member of the NSW squad, according to its captain. His father remarked: ‘It shows that it’s a fair system and whoever puts in effort can achieve anything in this country.’ So Australia has managed to become one of the richest countries in its financial wealth, perhaps the richest of all in its living conditions, and also rich in its spirit of fairness and cohesion. Australians are long accustomed to assuming they are second-rate at anything but selected sporting events. The truth is Australia has become one of the most successful countries on earth. Indeed, by some of the most important measures, it is the most successful of all. Peter Hartcher is political editor of the Sydney Morning Herald. This article is extracted from his new book The Sweet Spot: How Australia Made Its Own Luck — and Could Now Throw It All Away (Black Inc), which is out now.

2012-08-07T01:53:59+00:00

micka

Guest


Bondy, until you put up a video proving it I guess we will just have to take your bravado at face value. BTW did I mention that I could pass a steeden on my non preferred side into a washing hamper at 40m. I've never even done it, but I totally could because I can shoot a basketball.

2012-08-07T01:46:46+00:00

micka

Guest


Seriously, Who says Oi? Safe assumption. I'm a country Victorian who didn't end up playing soccer, so Mum and Dad are pretty happy. Ill be sure to pass on your warmest regards. Titus, It would be a hell of a lot better than those nail biting nil all draws that leave you with blue b*lls.

2012-08-06T21:54:08+00:00

Kasey

Guest


Your holiness, haven't you been reading the Participation Numbers? Football doesn't target players(gee unlike a certain other sport of limited catchment), the players come to football. So many in fact that our junior clubs are running out of room and are having to turn kids away.

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