Aussies lack facial hair, says big Merv

By News / Wire

Former Australia paceman and ex-Test selector Merv Hughes wants to see the players sport more facial hair.

“I feel facial hair brings the best out of the players,” said Hughes in the wake of Tuesday’s massive loss by an innings and 135 runs to India in the second Test in Hyderabad.

The playful big Merv, who became famous for sticking his tongue in skipper Allan Border’s ear, says cricketers in the modern professional era aren’t encouraged to enjoy the lighter side of the game.

“When I played, a lot of people had moustaches — David Boon (former Australian batsman) and Graham Gooch (former England skipper) both had lovely moustaches,” Hughes has told Indian media.

“They are just going out of the game. I firmly believe it should be brought back.

“I would like to see the guys with moustaches, beards, goatees, half-beards and half-shaved heads.

“David Warner has gone for the bearded look (on this tour).

“When the Australians come to the subcontinent, a lot of the guys grow beards to protect their face from the sun.

“It is not just a fashion statement.

“We are going from a semi-professional era into a professional era.

“There is so much more expected from the players, they are just not allowed to show they are enjoying themselves.

“Within the Indian team, (MS) Dhoni is a character in his own way, Harbhajan (Singh) is one.”

India’s newspapers are certainly enjoying themselves after the home team went two-nil up in the four-match series.

“INDIA OZ-SOME” said the Deccan Chronicle in Hyderabad, adding: “The kangaroos currently resemble rabbits caught in the headlights.”

India batting great Sunil Gavaskar says seeing Australia’s batsmen struggle against spin is a sorry sight.

“Australians are known not to give up, but there is a sense of resignation about the batsmen as they walk out to the crease to take guard,” the ex-skipper said in the Times of India.

“There have been exceptions, of course, with Michael Clarke being the prime example of a batsman using his feet to get close to the spinning ball.”

The Crowd Says:

2013-03-08T11:38:08+00:00

pj

Guest


moustaches?? beards?? we got tatts now. pilates, cheese crackers and red wine. clarkey, why you got tatts with a language vey few can comprehend. oh, only you can understand it. i see now. what happened to 'mum' or 'mc 4 kb'? or what about an anchor like popeye. even better, get a cricket bat on your forearm. hey johnno, ya got so much ink on one side thats what makes you fall away at the release point!

2013-03-07T22:33:13+00:00

chris b

Guest


Unfortunately cricket history disproves this theory. The most hirsute era of Aussie cricket was the 1880s and 1890s and we were pretty crap then (check out pics of the likes of George bonnor for real facial hair that puts even merv and Boonie to shame). It was only when the clean shaven likes of clem Hill, Trumper and MA Noble arrived in the late 1880s that we got good again.

2013-03-07T20:40:45+00:00

Red Kev

Guest


Maybe we really do need to recall Punter, he was seriously hairy.

2013-03-07T13:22:23+00:00

Grover

Guest


It's not just the Australian cricket team. Apart from wanky "manicured" stubble, there is very little facial hair around. Instead there are "sleeve tattoos" like Mitch Johnson has had for a few years.I have no objection to tattoos, overall, I have a few myself, but the sleeve goes too far. So yes, more real facial hair - I have a goatee and mustache - and less sleeve tattoos.

2013-03-07T01:23:01+00:00

Rugby Reg

Roar Rookie


good onya Merv, tell them how it is!

2013-03-07T00:24:31+00:00

Julian

Guest


This pampered bunch of prissy pretenders probably manscape all over, meaning they don't have hair anywhere! I share Merv's disaffection. The pervasion of metrosexuality in our cricket team is deeply troubling. Katich was axed for daring to have a hairy chest. What a sad demise.

2013-03-06T23:00:31+00:00

Stu

Guest


If you're dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two mums. How true it is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U

2013-03-06T22:03:53+00:00

josh

Roar Rookie


Might as well give it shot. Can't hurt.

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