Mitchell Pearce vs fat, naked bald guy

By Chris Chard / Expert

Towards the end of last night’s Origin match NSW fans had to ask themselves a question: who would they rather never see again; fat, naked bald guy or Mitchell Pearce at halfback?

While the NSW rugby league side’s unofficial mascot is the humble cockroach, the scapegoat is perhaps a better fit for the Blues teams of the last eight years.

Luckily then for NSW supporters – waking up this morning and suddenly realising with dread their boss is from Innisfail and the number of words that rhyme with eight – they have the choice of two such creatures to cast their woes upon.

On the outside the two individuals couldn’t be more different, however on closer inspection the tales of Mitchell Pearce and fat, naked bald guy (FNBG) are remarkably similar.

Both Pearce and FNBG had a taste of the big stage early in their career, only to disappear from sight before once again returning for a crack at the big stage.

Pearce got his Origin debut in ’08 before falling out of favour with selectors, while FNBG made his NRL debut in a high intensity 2011 semi-final at the SFS.

They also both, despite what their detractors might say, have obvious talent.

Pearce was chased by NRL clubs since his early teens and is helming a side running second in the competition.

And as for FNBG? Geez I went to Origin this year and I was flat out getting a bucket of chips, let alone past security and 90 metres up the field in the raw.

The bloke must be Matt Bowen in Mark Tookey’s body!

Perhaps most obviously, both Pearce and FNBG just want to be loved.

Pearce is the son of one of NSW’s all-time greatest players, and there would be nothing he would love to do more than win a series for his state and talk victory tales on a riding trip with the old man.

FNBG? Well if getting your gear off, taking the time to get a full body tan and running out onto the playing field at a crucial point of an event watched by millions around the world doesn’t scream “Love me!”, I don’t know what does.

Like many NSW headliners of the past whose papers have been marked ‘never to appear again’, it is quite likely after last night we have seen the last of these two brothers in arms.

A couple of dreamers who gave the big stage their best crack and showed plenty of mongrel, only to be exposed and come up short when the heat was on.

The only difference of course being that while FNBG is waking up today with a $5,000 fine, a year’s ban from the stadium and a few bruises from the embarrassed security guards, Pearce will be dealing with a heavily battered body, a lifetime fan imposed ban from the Blues and ultimately a lot more lost money than 5k.

It’s enough to make a scapegoat curse a blue streak.

HG Nelson had the following to say:
https://twitter.com/hg_nelson/status/357472348879863808

The Crowd Says:

2013-07-20T04:29:53+00:00

Vhavnal

Roar Rookie


When did NSW start to mean "Not Safe Watching"? 'P

2013-07-19T11:44:35+00:00

Meesta Cool

Guest


Sorry Renegade,, I watched it again and you are 100% correct, now I suppose Storm will be named as the team that developed falling over security guards to get a penalty,, wonder what they will name this tactic?.. maybe the 'Three man nut squasher', I bet someone can beat that though...

2013-07-19T06:54:36+00:00

Albo

Guest


Either that, or we don't have a half back any better than Pearce, born out of NSW at this time ! They all come from QLD !

2013-07-19T00:02:20+00:00

Jay C

Guest


Imagine the uproar occurring right now in Sydney if the play had been at the other end of the field and it was Tamou who was denied a try due to FNBG.

2013-07-18T23:45:39+00:00

BlueBloods

Guest


I actually thought the The King had gone out there because he was getting worked up over Merrin' "knock-on."

2013-07-18T16:55:12+00:00

Bob

Guest


I heard something about him once being in a male exotic dance revue.

2013-07-18T11:15:12+00:00

itsuckstobeyou

Roar Pro


is this comment available in paperback?

2013-07-18T11:01:48+00:00

jett michaels

Guest


Sorry , could you run that by me again.

2013-07-18T10:54:38+00:00

Just thinking

Guest


change the w and and h to r's.. over and out

2013-07-18T10:25:35+00:00

Australian Rules

Guest


woah

2013-07-18T10:09:58+00:00

Just thinking

Guest


http://www.theroar.com.au/2013/07/09/the-mystery-of-mitchell-pearce/comment-page-2/#comment-1573700 followed on from this post about mitchell pearce pre last nights game - more relevant to today though Great article very relevant given NSW have lost game III now. I had the same thoughts about his "alright plays" way of thinking recently as well - Why didn't we persist with Merrit or wallace wolfman, soward for 5 years and develop them? Or or carney most of all - who is a genuine talent and natural footballer in the half / five eighth role, What I have found in RL communities is how much sociological influence can distort the fabric of a team and decision making - sometimes this can be for good such as confidence support etc but sometimes its detrimental to natural dynamics, therefore can be bad. To persist for 5 years with the same bloke without a series win is unheard of especially regarding the position he holds in the team. My opinion is that if pearce didn't play - NSW win. And thats not pearces fault but a consequence of the influence sociology has in decision making in rugby league. The praise that pearce gets from other champions is more a testament to his father. And mitchell pearce may have some of those traits. But his father was a superfit clean living hardworking backrower / lock forward who built his game on this knowing he did not have some of the natural attributes of other footballers (and thats in his own words if you read his book "local hero") Mitchell pearce is a halfback, a position given to the more natural gifted players to create opportunities and capitalise on the work that people like his father used to do in a team - so why would we consider him a natural or genetic champion in the role he plays considering it so different from the role his fathered played. I never saw wayne pearce as a champion in the halfback role (should have I?) - If you are looking at it from a royalty perspective then maybe look at his mother’s background as well and her sporting or organisational instincts to get a better assessment of his right of passage in that position. Or maybe we should have just look at his performances for what it is - the same treatment or condition as every other player gets - to prove yourself as a big match player by game 1 (or at the most game 2). The option he took to kick the ball was the result of someone not knowing what to do when the moment arrived. In the lead up though he did all the things right that come from experience, coaching and development ie where he stood to receive the ball - playing direct to the line to commit defenders - all the things that come from the multitude of coaching and development - that maybe his right of passage ensured he received - but these are the same things any useless or brilliant player could be given. After this though, his vision, decision making and execution were not average but poor, which result was probably compounded by going into the game mentally thinking it was him to be the saviour to prove it to himself and others which ended up with an atrocious result. In this case as it seemed he didn’t know exactly what to do at all so he chose to invent an option where the result could justify and bathe him in glory at this level. He probably would have been better opting to play within himself and choose an average option passing immediately to support, - passing flat to bird to be tackled, - a cut out to the centre to give them a one on one chance on his opposite - even a chip kick between centre and winger as a 50/50. The tape will show the winning play would have been to take the ball to the line as he did, feign the kick and run bird as decoy with a second phase pass out the back with to dugan to score near the posts. The tape will show thurston had started to come in to cover the grubber kick that Pearce’s body language had initiated and that would have given dugan a saloon passage to the line - its easy in hindsight but they seem to be the options that the thurstons, johns and lockyers choose 99/100 times particularly when the stakes are high - (see game II for thurston) Only when there is no option and the game is on the line do they invent one and execute it perfectly to change the game usually having an understanding with other players around them. In this case pearce had 3 options each one better than the next yet he chose to invent a low percentage poorly executed ego (its not a dirty word, but thats what it was) play ended up as the worst option possible giving QLD safe possession. The players around him didn’t show confidence by positioning themselves for him either as they were not sure how to best support him with the ball. So my conclusion is that Pearce’s selection is more a reflection of true believer syndrome from a community of champions that is heavily reliant on social influence in making its beliefs acted upon. That is not to say this sociological value system is totally or even at all bad - but just a consequence of perception that some of the champions have put out there for the wrong reasons. - Even champions have distorted belief systems sometimes if it serves the sociology of a their community enough.

2013-07-18T09:32:42+00:00

The Womp

Guest


Does anyone else feel that George Burgess is at least partially responsible for inspiring the streak?

2013-07-18T09:15:41+00:00

jett michaels

Guest


Oh theres plenty of loyalty,just ask Bob Fulton , Laurie Daley and the rest of the selectors/advisers who are still at the helm after 8 long years.

2013-07-18T09:07:37+00:00

jett michaels

Guest


Yes.

2013-07-18T09:03:54+00:00

jett michaels

Guest


Well heres a suggestion,get rid of the selectors/advisers who have enabled QLD to stretch their dominance over 8 long years.

2013-07-18T08:28:32+00:00

The Womp

Guest


FNBG showed a lot of toe! Sadly, that's not all he showed...

2013-07-18T08:10:06+00:00

Bluey

Guest


BUWAHAHAHA nothing like a good laugh to lift the spirits again!

2013-07-18T07:55:59+00:00

The Womp

Guest


I think I'm gonna pass on taking a closer look

2013-07-18T07:53:29+00:00

The Womp

Guest


I can't believe FNBG made it 90m - he certainly showed a lot of toe! If only that was all he had shown...

AUTHOR

2013-07-18T07:17:39+00:00

Chris Chard

Expert


Ha ha win P.tah!

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