With one of the biggest events of the year – the Ashes series – taking a quick break so that an election can happen, the similarities between the two situations have become almost unbearable.
Please note: This all occurs in a fantasy world in which all the rumour of the past year are true and Tony Abbott has already won the election.
Michael Clarke – Julia Gillard
Bitter leadership tensions, reports of factional conflict and consistent media pressure marked this leader’s time at the helm.
While undoubtably gifted, will likely be remembered as part of a losing side, with off field incidents leaving a legacy of controversy.
Shane Watson – Kevin Rudd
The former golden boy who was seen as ‘the future’, however after failing to perform to the level expected and following reports of not being a ‘team player’ was dropped, with jealously presiding ever since.
Did make a return to the leadership, but only ever-so-briefly in what was ultimately a losing effort.
Brad Haddin – Anthony Albanese
Despite being a mainstay of the scene, was never really given the chance to shine and was eventually dropped; that is until a sensational leadership spill caused him to be catapulted back into the team, and as deputy leader no less!
Darren Lehmann – Peter Beattie
Thrown in in a last ditch effort to try and rescue some sort of a result. Only time will tell if it’s a viable long term solution.
Chris Rogers – Bob Carr
After consistent performances at state level year after year, this veteran finally got their chance on the big stage.
While he has been a little up and down at times, you can’t but help wonder why it took this long for them to be selected.
Alastair Cook – Tony Abbott
An incredibly defensive and at-time negative performance from someone who, whilst their own skills might leave a bit to be desired, is able to simply sit back and watch the other side crumble.
Kevin Pieterson – Malcolm Turnbull
Many wonder why he’s even playing for that side in the first place when there’s obviously another team he belongs in more.
Undoubtably talented, if a little cocky. Other teams, despite appearances, secretly wish he was playing for them.
Shane Warne – Bob Hawke
Past champion who now sits on the sidelines with an endless stream of advice and opinions. Can often be seen with their face in a beer.
Graeme Swan – Christopher Pyne/Bill Shorten
Couldn’t you just punch him?
JGK
Roar Guru
I'm not sure even Scott Morrison makes Pyne look loveable.
J M
Roar Rookie
2013: The Ashes we had to have
Timmuh
Roar Guru
Mitchell Johnson - Clive Palmer You want me to pick him? Why? Way off target on almost every count. MS Dhoni - Eric Abetz Noisy, blustering, pointless evil. Davey Warner - Bill Heffernan Angry, crazy, and just a llittle bit wrong. Shane Watson - Wayne Swan On the team, though nobody knows why, nobody likes him, and elevated beyond his capabilities.
Praveen
Guest
He will do well in the home ashes
Ret
Guest
Stuart Broad=Scott Morrison Make Swan, Pyne and Shorten look loveable.
JGK
Roar Guru
Graham Richardson = Geoff Boycott Former legend who is now so far past his use by date that he is becoming petrified. Loves disparaging the current era in comparison to his day but despite their credentials seemingly gets every observation or prediction absolutely wrong.
JGK
Roar Guru
Penny Wong = Usman Khawaja Minority in chosen field. Interesting addition who you hoped would do well but not quite good enough.
Arthur fonzarelli
Guest
And operating the DRS is mr Murdoch . Funnily every single decision goes one way