All hail Toovs, the Blues coach in waiting

By Chris Chard / Expert

When NSW loses this year’s State of Origin series, a number of fingers are bound to be pointed and plenty will be aimed at the coaching staff.

Thankfully, if Laurie Daley does get the dump early, the Blues have the perfect coach to step into the toughest job in footy.

A coach who can be held accountable. A coach who is tougher than the Leichardt Oval lavatories.

A coach that gets under Queenslanders’ skin so bad that the mere sight of him has them hurling half-drunk cans of XXXX at the telly and frothing violently about Peter Sterling’s place of birth.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the next coach of NSW… Geoff Toovey!

I’m serious!

With the month of April ushering in the start of the NSW annual E4O (Everyone for Origin) period, plenty of positions are up for grabs as the Blues brains trust try more possible combinations than your lifelong lotto lover to try and crack the Queensland code. One position that is non-negotiable is that of coach, with Daley being signed up for both the 2014 and 2015 seasons.

If the reminder of this prospect leaves you feeling a tad underwhelmed you’re not alone, and recently I found myself mulling over the situation with a predominantly Aussie rules-interested co-worker.

“What about giving the Storm coach a go?” Tried that.

“Roosters?” Too green.

“Bulldogs?” Getting his house in order at the moment.

“Manly… They’re always pretty good aren’t they?” What, Toovs? Bahahaha!

Driving home though, the conversation nagged at me, much like the little blond halfback at a 1990s referee. Toovey. Toovey. Why not Toovey?

Well, for starter he’s emotional. And abrasive. And clearly from the old school. Oh crap – he’s perfect! I couldn’t believe it. There needed to be an investigaaaaation!

The real sealer though came a couple of weeks later watching an old interview of Brent Kite, who was being questioned about Toovey’s coaching methods, and in particular his favourite piece of advice for his players – “Tackle hard and run straight!”

Ping. The light bulb went on – this was exactly the man I wanted to coach the Blues. State of Origin isn’t about coaching per se, it’s about getting a bunch of highly-skilled blokes to gel quickly and fired up to smash themselves silly for 80 minutes.

While the cry of tackle hard and run straight is something lifted out of the under 9s coaching manual, when the words are being screamed at you from a ballistic, crimson-faced Toovey, you get the idea of what he’s really trying to say.

Yes, there’s the argument that only non-NRL coaches will be considered for the role thanks to a radical and ground-breaking decision the NSWRL may have borrowed from somewhere, but if Daley walked away tomorrow, would they really stick to this policy? Are you telling me that Matthew Ellitot is really the shadow NSW coach? Daniel Anderson? Arthur Kitinas? Please.

Toovey has made every post in his short coaching career a winner so far and I honestly believe, despite every fibre in my being disagreeing with me, he’s the man to do it for the Blues, with potentially Jamie Lyon coming along for the ride with him.

And hey, if nothing else, at least we’d get some interesting press conferences.

The Crowd Says:

2014-04-12T04:48:14+00:00

Dr Yes

Guest


@Bonza. Brooks has played 6 games of NRL total. He's not excelling yet. He's only just matching the required NRL standard, but with clear natural ability, flashes of skill and a very promising future. He'll only improve as he grows stronger and tougher and builds regular game experience and adjusts to really huge game pressure. Anyone holding him in the fantasy comps, will be dissapointed with some low scores - including last week in the win over Manly. To suggest he should be placed in Origin this year underestimates the requirements of perhaps the toughest spot in the team. This requires great physical and mental toughness, team organisation & communication skills and composure under pressure. This can't be satisfied through born skill and juniors experience. Only experience and success in big-time games suffices. Joey Johns debuted in the ARL in '93 and first experienced SOO in '95. But that was a special case, because rep player numbers were halved due to the super league split (including the loss of two halves - Stuart & Daley). Plus he was such a bright prodigy, and was physically very strong. Even then, Qld won in '95 (Vautin's team of 'nobodies') and Joey spent most of his early rep years as replacement hooker. So normally 3 or 4 year's experience is the minimum. Think about that. Mitchell Pearce himself was unfairly thrust into the position 2 or 3 years before he had a chance to adequately develop. That mistake should not be repeated! Especially now that Pearce has developed and is performing and coping so well in the biggest games - with a premership, minor-premiership, world club challenge, best halfback stats last year (try assists + linebreak assists = 50, well ahead of others), plus don't forget his past years' stats and finals experience (including 2010 runner-up). He was on-fire at the end of last season, through the finals. While the GF wasn't his greatest game, he played very strong, with very good kicking and just 1 error, and put Guerra over with a magic ball few others could produce. He's an organiser and ball distributor who plays at tempo - he often holds the ball for just a blink & that's why uneducated fans can't follow what he gives to the chooks. A recent example is winning the game against the Broncs in the final minute. So just scratch Brooks for another 2 or 3 years. While Sezer is a less 'out-there' suggestion (as is Kelly), both could do with another 1 or 2 years' experience. Basically, if a half hasn't produced success on the biggest stage - the finals - they shouldn't really be considered. It has always been so thoughout history for Fulton, Thompson, Raudonikis, Sterling, Kenny, Gibbs, Mortimer, Lamb, Stuart, Daley, Fittler, Johns, Barrett, etc. Why should that change now?

2014-04-12T00:51:59+00:00

Bihjohn

Guest


I'll pay that one Chop, although I would call the colour he goes , puce.

2014-04-12T00:47:08+00:00

Bihjohn

Guest


Is it because Fulton used to play for Manly, and they do not take the blame for anything.

2014-04-11T10:55:53+00:00

Bobby

Guest


brilliant

2014-04-11T00:24:15+00:00

Jacksyd

Guest


When Toovey becomes available, he will be a great choice. What he lacks in coaching ability, he makes up for in aggression and instilling a mongrel mode in a team which is what NSW need in a coach. Daley possesses neither.

2014-04-11T00:14:33+00:00

Jackson Henry

Guest


Oh yeah, we're in furious agreement there. I was only really talking about where it started.

2014-04-10T23:01:21+00:00

Boomeranda

Guest


Why has Bob Fulton never shared any of the blame for the last 8 years?

2014-04-10T22:38:25+00:00

Jackson Henry

Guest


I blame our administration for not being on the ball with this back in the day. We are nothing if not complacent, it is an institution in the NSWRL. We created the game, we run the game, we dominate the game's media coverage and we have 80% of the NRL to choose from at Origin time. But we can't even win half the games. And we've lost 8 series consecutively. In 2002, Qld wins by default in a tied series (although we were incredibly lucky given the Lockyer try) and we have the rules changed to golden point. Last year we use the media to make a big song and dance about getting a penalty count - which, not surprisingly we get. And we still lose. We stole all of Qld's players for deacdes on end and told Qld to suck it up when we would destroy them year after year in the interstate series. But we complain about GI? Honestly. The NSWRL was simply wrong-footed and outplayed on this one,and it's because Qld have always had to do more with less. They've had to be smarter and more cunning because we've had all the power. Some home truths need to be heard, Blues fans. This is one of them. Another is this: our so-called "captain" needs to call it a day.

2014-04-10T11:16:31+00:00

Christian D'Aloia

Roar Guru


Wouldn't even mind it. He'd get the job done.

2014-04-10T10:20:10+00:00

Bonza

Guest


hmmm....why hasn`t Luke Brooks and Adrian Sezer been suggested? Surely time to blood up and comers plus they complement each other nicely. One solid, kicking strong and the other plays what he sees. Andrew Johns and Alfie wouldn`t have been 21 when they played their first Origin and look how that turned out. Just saying....

2014-04-10T10:11:16+00:00

Stolzy

Guest


The Peter Stirling thing i get...its like Sam Thaiday...Stirling was born in Toowoomba but raised in Wagga Wagga...he is a NSW guy.....Thaiday was born in sydney but raised in townsville he is a QLD. but how iInglis any different to Ken Nagas....born and bred in Bundaberg....played in all of the junior teams...gets signed and plays for Canberra along with Ricky Stuart, Brett Mullins, Laurie Daley, David Furner, Brad Clyde. the former NSW Coach Tim Sheens. and who does Nagas play for....NSW the only difference is...Greg Inglis is a higher class footballer then Kenny Nagas...thats why NSW dont like it....

2014-04-10T10:03:51+00:00

Stolzy

Guest


Whats the bet if it gets to 10 years in a row....with Daley coaching this year and next....they send out for...... GUS GOULD! lol

2014-04-10T07:52:57+00:00

up in the north

Guest


What about a "Retro Round" It could be curtain raiser to Origin. Toovey can be coach, but gets to play too. Like captain/coaches of old. The channel nine commentators can get a run, in fact the entire rugby league media should be made to play. They can then show us just how good they really are. I'd like to see that pirck from the telegraph get smashed. So it'd be our rubbish journos against your rubbish journos. Sweeeet. ;-)

2014-04-10T07:51:28+00:00

al (not a Blues)

Guest


QLD have undoubtedly more skill... BUT... the rules have changed. In 2014 it's not so much about skill anymore, more about speed, strength + endurance. See the ladder. The faster, fitter team will win. If Meninga sticks with his oldtimers Tate, Hodges etc. I can see the Blues winning in two sets.

2014-04-10T07:12:53+00:00

djcooper

Roar Guru


Ok ill bite. Why should Greg inglis or any other player for that matter be forced to play for a state. NSW had the chance to go after Inglis but let him make his own decision because at the time they couldn't see how special he was going to become or were just too lazy to do anything before he was selected. If you were in the same boat you would want to make the decision yourself and not be forced to play for your second choice.

2014-04-10T06:52:25+00:00

scott

Guest


DCE?

2014-04-10T06:45:57+00:00

jojo

Guest


toovey came in the red carpet which was provided by des.....he will prove himself this year wether he is an origin coach....at the moment. ...im still with laurie

2014-04-10T06:44:32+00:00

Charles NSW

Guest


Kurt Giddley has had a lot of injuries and may not be eligble to play As I have said before providing they are fit, healthy and in form

2014-04-10T06:42:17+00:00

Simoc

Guest


Toovs will need a big money stash, because when NSW lose it will be 100% the referees fault and probably $30-50000 fine for him. Boring stuff.

2014-04-10T06:36:43+00:00

SeaEaglesAreGo

Roar Rookie


"When NSW loses this year’s State of Origin series,..." If, not writing them off just yet.

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