The idiot's guide to booing Adam Goodes

By Paul Oscar / Roar Rookie

Are you being called a racist for booing Adam Goodes? Feeling a bit under the pump because you’re totally not racist and you definitely know that because you have that black friend/coworker?

Well worry no more, because here is the Idiot’s Guide to Booing Adam Goodes! No more shall you be accused of being a ‘racist bogan’ or ‘belonging to the worst fan-base in the AFL’, because you’ll be armed with all the right and wrong excuses to defend your boorish but apparently justified behaviour.

After reading the below, you’ll be able to demonstrate clearly and effectively just why you choose to boo him.

Let’s start.

Excuse No. 1
“He’s a sook and milks free kicks. Let’s boo him”

The author hasn’t heard the word “sook” since he was in the third grade but it’s a word that still pops up on Facebook in reference to Adam Goodes. We all know that Adam Goodes is a sook for pleading with umpires about free kicks.

We also know that no one else milks frees either, except for Luke Shuey. And Scott Selwood. And Joel Selwood. And Lindsey Thomas. And Anthony Miles. And Paul Puopolo. And Allen Christensen. But like, besides all those guys and others in the league only Goodesy milks kicks.

It deserves booing, right? ‘Cos those other guys get booed too, for the same thing.

Right guys? Guys?

Verdict: Boo Goodesy – if you’re booing the others too, I guess.

Excuse No. 2
“He won Australian of the Year and didn’t even do anything to deserve it. Let’s boo him”

Goodesy is a footballer. Why would a footballer win Australian of the Year? Hell, why would anyone prominent deserve to be AOTY? Goodes just plays footy.

Ita Buttrose just edits magazines, Lee Kernaghan just sings country songs. None of them did squat to earn it. They all deserve to be booed. Next time Kernaghan’s in town, I’m just going to abuse him as he strums into Boys from the Bush.

Guys, these people are just rich fat cats in their ivory towers. They haven’t done anything for anybody. They haven’t set up foundations from scratch that help indigenous youth by promoting education, employment and healthy lifestyles.

They haven’t blazed trails for women and used their public profiles to raise awareness of breast cancer and HIV/AIDS.

They definitely haven’t supported rural communities through extended periods of drought and they… wait, hang on – no, sorry they’ve actually done all of those things.

Verdict: Boo him because he’s a footballer, and no one prominent should win, right? He’s helping troubled kids, but he’s a footballer so… boo?

Excuse No. 3
“He singled out that poor girl at the Collingwood game. Let’s boo him”

That’s it! I’m putting my foot down now. You cannot single out children. That’s a step too far. How can a grown man single out a teenage girl for using a racist remark against him? All she did was throw out a racial epithet. So what if it’s ingrained in her? He pointed her out and that’s way worse.

Think of that poor girl for a minute. She’s just there at the Collingwood game with her parents and sees Goodesy. She feels the need to use a vulgar racial slur that insinuates that Goodes is a primate.

But then, Goodes points her out in the crowd and complains. Who does that?

You can’t just stand up for yourself and make a stand against racism. You just can’t. Because, like a teenage girl said it. She didn’t know any better. Or something.

Verdict: Absolutely boo him. Because if there’s anything we’ve learned from this whole episode, it’s that you can’t stand against racism if the perpetrator is a teenage girl.

Excuse No. 4
“I’m not racist, I just don’t like the guy! I’ll boo him as I see fit cos it’s a free country and I’m a God fearing, ute-driving, wearing-the-cape-as-a-flag Australian”.

That’s right. You can be petty and hold a grudge as long as you want. This is Australia! You shouldn’t have to defend yourself to anyone because the media’s stirring the pot. You just don’t like Goodesy.

You don’t get forced to like your probation officer so why should you have to like Goodes? It’s un-Australian to tell you who to like and not like.

Verdict: Boo him. Because you can be as narrow-minded and spiteful as you want to be because it’s protected by the Australian Constitution or whatever.

So there you have it – the ultimate guide to defending your booing of Adam Goodes. We hope that you’ll be able to get back to doing what you do best without undue vilification for your behaviour, when the Swans play their next away game.

The Crowd Says:

2015-08-02T06:08:30+00:00

Joey

Guest


This article highlights the problem with the whole saga. The media have created this and turned it into a circus. Everybody just needs to move on. Treat everyone equally and fairly

2015-07-29T03:03:02+00:00

Pete

Guest


Isn’t it sad that the AFL and its journalist minions tell us how we should think. I have never booed Adam but I have seen him do some things on the footy field that I thought were unfair and I have heard him say some things off field that left me thinking if Australia was predominantly an Aboriginal country I would be a second class citizen so I personally do not like him. I will be happy when he retires. That’s it in a nutshell.

2015-07-27T17:26:49+00:00

Daws

Guest


Haha Anto got you fired up

2015-07-27T17:21:56+00:00

Daws

Guest


Please remove your name - its an aberration to actual freo fans

2015-07-27T13:35:13+00:00

Lachlan Clark

Roar Rookie


I think there are definately racist elements in the booing of Adam Goodes. Racism against aboriginal people has always been prevalent in this country. I hope it will eventually be overcome. It is important for any aboriginal person who perceives racism against them to say so. The comments may not have been delivered by a racist person & they may not have been intended to be racist, but if the person who is the target of the comments perceives them to be racist, then they are racist. More people need to understand this, & more people need to show more compassion towards others feelings. I hope the Geelong crowd cheer him every time he goes near the ball because he is a champion of the game & a champion of his people.

2015-07-22T11:12:29+00:00

james entermann

Roar Rookie


A brilliant text of sarcasm and satire. Beneath the laughs was a clear and thrumming point which many of us Aussie need to hear. We need to pause and keep ourselves in check. Why do we so often feel the need to bring people down? What happened to live and let live? Why are we so quick to tear people to shreds, yet so slow to commend a good effort? We should intentionally try put an end to the rampant culture of mowing down tall poppies because, lets face it, we'd be a pretty bare bunch without them.

2015-06-03T04:20:39+00:00

Themanupstairs

Guest


Absolutely, they have the right to be more than upset. But is it appropriate for any individual to not just direct their anger to those who perpetrated those atrocities, but to also to persecute and blame the current majority community, who generally weren't alive and not in any way involved in the atrocities that transpired, and are generally similarly shocked and ashamed of the actions of past generations?

2015-06-02T12:52:44+00:00

Seabass

Guest


How is the humour bland!? That's an odd way of saying "I disagree with the premise of this article."

2015-06-02T12:48:29+00:00

Seabass

Guest


Screw whether he said it or not. Do you not think Indigenous Australians have a right to be upset about the colonisation of their spiritual homeland?

2015-06-02T05:27:59+00:00

Themanupstairs

Guest


For those that responded to my first post disagreeing with my position without necessarily challenging the factual basis of my claims, we'll have to agree to disagree. To those who have identified the factual inaccuracy of my claim about those statements coming from Goodes' AOTY speech, thank you. I acknowledge I was wrong about that. But, I don't have an agenda. I wasn't lying to support a naive position, but rather mixed up in my understanding of the facts. While it's been confirmed that he didn't make those statements during his AOTY speech, I believe he did make those statements at some point around that time. I believe this because I distinctly recall watching him on TV as they were made. Now, seeing as I'm the one making the claims, I realise the burden of proof falls on to me to justify my claims. I've searched the net for such confirmation and while I've found a few other things online that seem to support my claim in terms of referring to Goodes making such statements, I can't locate any formal transcript or video recording of the statements as they were made. But, the Internet isn't a comprehensive repository of all things ever said by anyone ever, and as the old saying goes in the scientific community, the absence of evidence doesn't constitute the evidence of absence. So, while I can't fully substantiate my claim that he made those statements, I acknowledge that I shouldn't refer to them as facts. So, I'll retract my previous statement and say this... IF... it is the case that Goodes did make those statements that I claimed earlier, then I would consider that to be outside the realms of what's acceptable in a society that frowns in racism, and my previous comments around it constituting an inequity in accepting racism based on it's source would still be valid.

2015-06-01T06:01:31+00:00

Adam

Guest


I know this is clickbait but I can't resist. I've learned three valuable lessons from this article: 1. We should treat indigenous players differently and they are above all criticism because of the colour of their skin 2. Any criticism will be deemed racist. 3. The only acceptable opinion is that which aligns perfectly with a narrow left-wing narrative Thanks so much.

2015-06-01T04:38:41+00:00

Kurt Decker

Roar Pro


Terrific article. Look forward to reading more of your contributions in future. In cycling terms chapeau!

2015-05-31T22:29:47+00:00

andyl12

Guest


Julia- I'm not just saying that Andrew doesn't go to games, I'm saying he probably doesn't watch games on TV or see any footage of Goodes' dirty side. Sure Goodes does good things off the field, but so does Des Twentyman. And if Des Twentyman decided to run out there for the Swans and do the dirty things that Goodes does, then I'd boo him too.

2015-05-31T15:28:35+00:00

bactoback13-14

Guest


Kennedy & MCglynn were both told that they would have limited opportunities at senior level (at that time) and they were offered as trade bait - I'm still in therapy over letting Kennedy go a year early.......................

2015-05-31T15:18:59+00:00

bactoback13-14

Guest


Hodge might not be perfect - but he has two norm smith medals...........and he's the most valuable player for my team - you can say bad things about him if you like - so what?

2015-05-31T07:01:11+00:00

Teo

Guest


This is awesome, thank you!

2015-05-31T04:42:51+00:00

AB

Guest


If it's evidence you require and statements from the crowd, to quote Rooesy from 05, "HERE IT IS!!" Canvassed approx. 30 Hawks' fans during and post GF14 (where the booing avalanche originated from what sounded like 40000+ erupting with uncontrollable Tourette's when Goodes got within a metre of the ball). Buddy also booed, however no such booing of Hawks players (Indigenous or otherwise). To be honest, in 3 decades of games at the SCG, in Vic, Qld & WA, I've not witnessed worse fan behaviour (let alone parents encouraging kids & despicable treatment of elderly fans). The degree of hate and spite was baffling. When surveyed, the reasons initially were, we don't boo, to which I asked if you don't can you give an insight why 40000 others do and no other opposition fans do? Replies varied, cause he takes dives, (asked for examples and why other players are not) we boo Buddy too (cause he resembles Goodes and we can't tell the difference - could all 40000 fans need eyes tested or short sightedness cause they can't see the number on their backs), he talks to the media too much about his issues, they also resorted to the 2013 not-fit-for-publication comments of a so called "media personality" and club president. And when asked about their own incredibly talented Indigenous players and why none of them are subjected to unwarranted opposition boos, they said the club "handles" them better and "controls" what they say and who they speak to. Yikes, want out of that club anyone? In a nutshell, fans disliked his profile and advocacy work based on race, or perhaps it was Goodes' part in sealing GF12 and influence on an ex Hawk to don red & white due to the inspirational career and role model in Adam Goodes. Evidence before you, jury verdict guilty Hawks and any supporters of appalling, ignorant, relentless, vehement booing of a legend of the game. There is no such orchestrated booing of any other player or club, so get real and wake up to the facts.

2015-05-31T04:26:59+00:00

Savvy

Guest


KingCowboy No way does he get booed to any extent the way Adam does.

2015-05-30T08:33:14+00:00

michael

Guest


So why are people booing Hayden Ballantyne ????

2015-05-30T07:48:13+00:00

Geoff Lemon

Expert


“That bear? I could totally fight it. It’s not even that big. I’d put it in a chokehold but I just can’t be bothered.”

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