The Rugby World Cup 'king of the table' battle

By Kia Kaha / Roar Guru

Pub pool competitions are thwart with danger. Everyone wants to be king of the table but it’s hard to bring your ‘A game’ right from the outset.

Each game is open to different interpretations. Two shots when your opponent sinks the white but not if you sink one of your balls on the first shot. You can’t shoot back from the D and you have to nominate your pocket on the black or forfeit.

Then the next game comes along and you’re told you can shoot back from the D, the black needs to go in the opposite pocket your last ball went in and the two shots carry regardless of what happens with your first shot.

Finding out the local intricacies takes time. You slowly learn which cue not to take, the curve of the felt and the peculiar dimensions of the table. Rustiness is a big curse early on and the banter tends to be at its loudest as teams take a while to get into their groove and people are keen to throw players off their game.

It’s been scientifically proven that men play pool better when they are slightly drunk. Early on, therefore, you’re not at your best. When you’re tense, the follow through is stifled. Your shots must be fluid and your mind must be thinking about where the ball is heading next while not being too cluttered to make the shot at hand.

We saw that with England, Wales, New Zealand and France to varying degrees. The game was stop start early on. They couldn’t find their rhythm. There was a decided lack of crispness about their game.

England looked to be taken aback by the technical expertise of Fiji. Normally, they’re a ‘bang it and hope for the best’ opponent. Not too refined but when the balls scatter, they have a knack for swooping down and potting them.

Not this time. Their chalk work was polished and their cue action accurate. They probably handed back the cue too easily to England but you could tell early on their refined play unsettled England a little.

Wales were a couple of shots down before they got going. They ran away with the game easily enough in the end but they looked jittery early on and they won’t be too happy about being a player short.

France have a recent habit of bumbling play, digging up the felt and coughing up the white ball. They’ll be pleased they got through their game against Italy with a win and they certainly look good enough to trouble better opponents but their game hasn’t quite clicked yet.

New Zealand started with aplomb, sinking three quick shots. Then holes started appearing in their game. Owen Franks and Tony Woodcock were probably guilty of not stepping up when it counted and the likes of Kieran Read were forced to fill in the void.

That allowed Argentina to get a roll on and make the breaks that gave them early momentum. New Zealand’s cause was not helped by Conrad Smith and Richie McCaw giving away stupid foul shots and handing the initiative back to Argentina.

As the game wears on, however, good players’ inhibitions are lost. They start taking on liquid and the muscles free up. The cue sits more loosely in their hands and their play between shots is snappier. They start to use the jukebox or crowd in their favour and they find their groove.

With the exception of Ireland, who looked switched on and on their game right from the outset, the aforementioned teams started to play more fluently later in the game. It was by no means convincing – Nehe Milner-Skudder missing a sitter in the top right corner for instance – but it was a big improvement on the scratchy play at the start.

Australia have put their coin on the table but are still waiting for a spot to open up. That’ll happen soon enough but the waiting game can be a frustrating one. You start sizing up your opponents thinking, ‘I can take him but that guy in the red shirt looks pretty handy’.

The nerves are there for all to see early on but it’s while playing that the nerves start to evaporate as well. You stop going through different scenarios in your head and start concentrating on the task at hand.

Of course, everyone is keenly studying the form guide even at the start of the competition. There is a fine balance between being in the zone and off your game. There’s no scientific formula to help you find the right combination of shooters to shots or pints to pots. There’s no earthly explanation why straight shots sometimes are more difficult.

Pressure tends to be accumulative. Attrition is not a factor at the beginning of a tournament. A tired body makes for a tired mind. The decision making process is just as important as execution.

Expectation tends to build up as well. At the beginning it’s more of a sizing up process. The longer you play in these types of tournaments, the more pressure bears down upon you. Do or die may sound over the top but that’s what it feels like at the business end.

Things could be going swimmingly well for you and then suddenly the shots dry up and nothing starts to go right. It’s very difficult to rectify that situation. New Zealand breezed through pool play in 2007 but couldn’t make that final shot to clinch the game against France. All the pool play leading up to that game amounted to nothing.

You also have to ride your luck at times. You might mishit but still end up making your shot. Or you can more or less control your own game but sometimes your opponent will rise to the occasion and exceed expectations.

We saw that with South Africa against Japan. Every time they made an impressive shot, the Japanese came back with just an equally impressive play. When your opponent starts making their shots, it creates pressure on your own game. Plays that you normally make are ignored and you feel the need to start making more elaborate plays to intimidate your opponent.

South Africa neglected the rolling maul and started going for the running trick shots. In the end, it came down to sinking the black and the Japanese did so in the top left corner showing remarkable composure in the build up.

All is not lost for South Africa. They have two 50p coins in their wallet and have another shot at redeeming themselves. Other teams later on won’t have that luxury.

There’s certainly nothing wrong with getting off to a good start and settling your nerves. But at this stage, players have very little in the way of momentum. Ireland looked decidedly ragged in their build-up games but they looked the most polished in their play.

Or look at the Wallabies in the Rugby Championship. They were far from convincing but they improved significantly against Argentina and that gave them the confidence to approach the game against New Zealand in the right frame of mind.

We’re all making bets on who that king of the table will be but it’s all about timing your run and bringing out your best when it’s needed. The Pool A table will need that sooner than others and there’s now a sense of urgency to South Africa’s game.

But so far, for the most part, things are just warming up. There’s more pool play to come and the chalk doesn’t have to be cut between the sticks just yet. Form is certainly relevant to some extent but it can quickly go out the window when you least expect it.

The Crowd Says:

AUTHOR

2015-09-27T20:46:46+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Or your awareness of how bad you sing decreases. ;)

2015-09-26T20:39:43+00:00

mielie

Guest


My singing improves when I'm drunk

2015-09-26T07:52:37+00:00

Digby

Roar Guru


Ahh, double dragon. Lovely.

2015-09-26T07:49:22+00:00

Digby

Roar Guru


I have also solved all off the worlds (and my own) when drunk. It is very useful way to get things done.

AUTHOR

2015-09-26T07:39:58+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Haha another classic story TM. I was partial to a game of defender but never had anywhere near that level of expertise. I remember going to the Dog House in my school uniform to play Moon Patrol and some skinheads came up to me and told me in no uncertain terms to leave. Then some Mongrel Mob members told them to leave the wee bro alone and I bored friends witless for days thereafter going on about my gangster connections.

AUTHOR

2015-09-26T07:32:14+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Don't we all, RobC? ;)

2015-09-26T00:43:20+00:00

RobC

Roar Guru


I prefer pools in the shining sun, glistening swimsuit models and a beach ball.

2015-09-25T19:41:22+00:00

taylorman

Roar Guru


My brother used to play that game Defender around all the takeaway joints in Otahuhu and Papatoetoe. He got so good at it he would take one 20c piece after school and proceed to build up 'free men' and would build up a crowd. I'd go pick him up at 8, ,9, 10 o'clock...toot to the 'crowd' and he'd yell 'coming' from somewhere in the mass of bodies. He'd usually have five of ten bucks on him having sold his game with hundreds of free men on it before he left.! I could never get passed two stages yet here he is flipping this little space ship all over the place, recovering from ridiculous positions.

2015-09-25T09:57:41+00:00

wardad

Guest


Wot no spacies or galaxians ? Ms Pacman? Not frogger though I hate that game ,mostly cos I truly sucked at it !

2015-09-25T07:48:15+00:00

taylorman

Roar Guru


Yes ronnies simply unbelievable, easily the most talented player ever to pick up a cue. A million years of practice won't give you what he's got. Even the top pro's are in awe of him. They all say they don't really watch each other play but they all watch Ronnie.

AUTHOR

2015-09-25T05:46:54+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Never got into pinball to be honest. Now an arcade game like Moon Patrol or Double Dragon on the other hand... When games cost 20c and you could make it last for ever. Now it's feeding in dollar or two dollar coins to continue after a few seconds. A mate only had the high score on NBA Jam to show for his student loan. Never graduated!

AUTHOR

2015-09-25T05:41:30+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Definitely practice is needed. Like in all things. But it helps to have natural talent like Ronnie The Rocket O'Sullivan. He could do things that I could practice for eternity and still not pull off.

2015-09-24T21:58:47+00:00

taylorman

Roar Guru


Yes Kia Pool can be easier because of the shorter distances. Snooker requires far greater 'straight cueing' and therefore practice. But get two top snooker players on a pool table and it becomes a game of chess. Neither will hardly ever miss a pot so will clear when the balls are on, both will position just where they need to. So it becomes either about tucking the white away or pushing one opponents ball safe, or worse, blocking pockets in front of another, which slows the game right down, depending on the rules. The top non snooker playing pool players are very good at frustrating snooker players that just want to pot out. Snookers in a way easier because ability has a direct relationship with practice- solo practice. If one is prepared to spend hours a day potting balls in a structured way ones ability increases proportionately, some quicker than others. You don't get to a high level by just playing a few frames every night with mates. It gets you to a certain point, and you end up like that forever. Practice, repitition in potting thousands and thousands of balls through will naturally straighten and smooth your cueing action out over time, plus it teaches discipline and concentration, focus etc. The breaks come over time. Its tough though, requires every drop of patience and perseverance you can muster to keep coming back. some can do it, some can't. Anyway...bit of a digression... :-)

2015-09-24T21:28:34+00:00

Tissot Time

Guest


What no pinball machine?

2015-09-24T18:42:32+00:00

moaman

Roar Guru


Kia "The strangest rule on the black was in France when the guy insisted you had to put the black in on a nominated rebound shot" I can confirm that this rule applied in a certain pub in Germany I frequented too,in 1984. Most noticeable for me was the complete lack of the pub etiquette that had been drummed into me as a 16 year old....respecting the felt,cues etc. I have really enjoyed this thread and the contributions....keep it up fellas!

AUTHOR

2015-09-24T14:35:58+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Fusbol is a Spanish invention but my wife is really good at it. The same applies to quoits. It was in her village and obviously spent a lot of hours playing it. Consequently they're vetoed. ;) I'll have to check the space issues but a poker table would be a welcome addition as well.

2015-09-24T13:57:12+00:00

wardad

Guest


Kia some old school bar games like quoits can be good value ,out in the sheds I've seen a few cartons lost betting on hooking a big washer strung to the ceiling and aimed at a nail sticking sideways in the doorwayy [ you swing it like a pendulum ] simple but maddeningly addictive ! Even skittles is a bit of a larff when you've drunk sufficient .

2015-09-24T13:50:54+00:00

wardad

Guest


I saw Eddie at my honetown pub ,snuck in long enough to see him in all his dapper clobber with his entourage before getting pulled out by the lug-hole ! Remind me never to play Kelly pool with anyone called Taylorman !

2015-09-24T13:46:20+00:00

wardad

Guest


Yup now I know how the old man and me uncles felt putting me and the cuzzies in our place . Beat the old man at 501 on the dart board once [ combination of cheating and mum telling him to be nice I think ] got all cocky so he bet me a bottle of Scotch highest score 3 darts each thought i was doing allright on 120-ish then bam ,3-in-a-bed triple twenty from the old fellah "fluke says I betcha double or quits you cant do that again! " .On me way to the pub he yells out ' none of that cheap stuff either boy ! " Hahaha walking stick be jiggered eh ?

2015-09-24T10:45:12+00:00

moaman

Roar Guru


Great story TM!!

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