Channel Nine's cricket commentary team needs an injection of youth

By Mick H / Roar Rookie

Even before Ian Chappell has put his wide brim hat down on the desk, I know what his commentary stint will involve, almost word for word.

“It’s important the batsmen take singles and get down the other end,” and “I just don’t understand these field placings,” as well as the use of the word “bloody” to create controversy. Over the summer of Test matches the commentary team has sounded so stale, I muted the TV and put the radio on.

I have been listening and watching the Channel Nine cricket coverage for 20-odd years and have enjoyed each summer, getting fantastic insights into the players’ mindsets. This season, however, has been dull. Even the nostalgic voice of Bill Lawry during the Boxing Day Test wasn’t enough to keep me enthused.

Switching to Triple M’s commentary team when driving or whe I was just too bored with Channel Nine’s offerings, I was immediately impressed. Of course, not everyone was great at providing an insight into the players’ thinking, due to their lack of experience, however, there was some wonderful commentary.

Isa Guha was a standout during the Test matches; funny, subtle, charming and able to give Merv Hughes and Kerry O’Keefe banter back when needed. The atmosphere in the commentary box was fun, exciting and never took itself too seriously. The opinions of the commentators seemed genuine and free, thought-provoking attitudes were allowed to be explored and discussed.

The Big Bash juggernaut is still chugging along with families and viewers throughout the summer. A cornerstone of their success is no doubt the commentary team. The team has enthusiasm for the game, adding recently retired players as well as current players, giving fresh ideas into a game that has changed markedly from the days of Chappell, Healy and Tubs.

Twenty20 cricket wasn’t invented during their playing careers, and surely the Test arena has been influenced by the rise of T20 cricket in some ways.

The Big Bash commentary box has been light and fun, with enough enthusiasm and realism for the viewers to be entertained but never lied to. If a game is becoming an easy win for a team, they are more than happy to accept that fact and move on.

Channel Nine funnels energy into ridiculous situations, with statements like “Pakistan could bat two days and make 400, you never know…”

Please spare us, we’re not stupid. Adam Gilchrist, Damien Fleming, Kevin Pietersen and probably the biggest surprise packet for me, Andrew Symmonds, have all kept me going through the Big Bash tournament, with intelligent conversations about cricket and some anecdotes for entertainment.

I understand it is hard to compare the Test commentary to the Big Bash due to the nature of the games. However, I believe Channel Nine desperately need to inject some youth into their squad for the summers to come.

Shane Warne has always seen the game differently, using his great cricketing brain to good use, especially when discussing fielding and spin bowlers. Michael Clarke has been okay, but is inexperienced and a lack of people to bounce off has seen him become a carbon copy of the other Nine commentators.

While I’m at it, is the Channel Nine commentary box an exclusive men’s club? A female voice would be a welcome change.

Isa Guha and Mel Jones have both proven they can provide wonderful insight into the game and I am sure there would be many more women in the game of cricket who could provide interesting and insightful commentary during our Test matches.

Commentary is a very personal topic; some commentators on both Triple M and Chanel Nine are hard to listen to and that’s fine. I’m not saying I want all my favourites into the one box.

I am saying surely, Chanel Nine needs an injection of youth and enthusiasm for next summer. We have seen fantastic examples across various mediums this summer and I haven’t even mentioned the ABC Grandstand commentary team.

Channel Nine, it is time to inject some youth into the commentary team.

The Crowd Says:

2017-01-19T07:05:56+00:00

The real SC

Roar Rookie


Channel 9 should ban James Brayshaw from the commentary team. He made a lot of bias observations to the Aussies and picked on a lot of players like The Big Show Maxwell, Steve Smith, and Nathan Lyon. NOt just that but I am really over the top with the word 'Unbelievable', 'Extraordinary', 'Damage', Smoked as well as his own agenda to his North Melbourne Football team. Even Tubby can't pronounce some players right like Brayshaw instead of Bracewell, and Josh instead of Jos. Sick of his silly laugh coming from him. Clarke who would have to bear with him. Many people wanted Andrew Symonds to replace Pup in the commentary box. I know that Clarke is a top quality player where he scored 329* at the SCG against India in early 2012 but for him on the microphone, his voice is too squeaky. Andrew Symonds is a great icon and needed to replace someone in the Nine commentary box.

2017-01-12T05:52:18+00:00

Dave

Guest


I have a random suggestion. what about Trent Copeland? He did a great job on ABC Grandstand a few summers ago, and does a bit of the live streaming commentary for CA. Also does that SuperCoach NRL thing online in winter. No lack of experience, either playing or commentating...just a thought.

2017-01-12T03:08:38+00:00

JGK

Roar Guru


Was that less embarrassing than the mail order bride comment?

2017-01-12T02:01:27+00:00

Leonard

Guest


Anyone sick of moronic, idiotic, stupid, nonsensical, irrelevant, self-indulgent, ignorant, repetitive, boring, [whatever], [what-bloody-ever], [what-TF-ever] sports commentary, should give heart-felt thanks to that wonderfully empowering device invented by Eugene J Polley. (Pushes sliced bread way down the list.)

2017-01-12T01:46:19+00:00

HardcorePrawn

Roar Guru


Apparently he was. I've long given up on Nein's coverage so can't vouch for how much airtime he got, although it does look like there's maybe an inkling of hope that they're moving away from their stale commentators club.

2017-01-12T00:45:44+00:00

I hate pies

Guest


Wasn't Waqar Younis there for most of the series?

2017-01-12T00:41:19+00:00

I hate pies

Guest


Leave the chicks out of the commentary box. Get Ponting and Gilly over from the big bash to modernise things. Bill is still good though.

2017-01-11T23:53:57+00:00

Hayden

Guest


How Michael Slater is still part of that commentary team is beyond me.

2017-01-11T20:52:08+00:00

qwetzen

Guest


"The best commentators? Er, apart from Richie – no! I lost count of the number of times I heard Tony Greig embarrass himself…" AWG's career embarrassment highlight was when he stood on the Adelaide Oval fondling Merrilythowin and boomed in his best Boer accent; "See! He can't possibly throw because he can't straighten his arm!"

2017-01-11T10:47:15+00:00

Bob

Guest


Boof and Junior together work really well, very funny. On top of that getting current players like Rev Warner and Starc to text in deprecating texts about the coach is a lot funnier than Slater and Tubby talking about the 1990s.

2017-01-11T08:28:01+00:00

JGK

Roar Guru


If you keep that up you'll be going through the Doorway to Departure.

2017-01-11T08:24:24+00:00

JGK

Roar Guru


"Turn it up"...

2017-01-11T07:17:47+00:00

Joel

Guest


or in it.. hm

2017-01-11T07:05:05+00:00

Leonard

Guest


Silence - that's what needed. Wordless empathy for the game. (Note: I refer only to Test (aka 'grown-ups') cricket.

2017-01-11T06:54:36+00:00

Nambawan

Guest


You think the Ch 9 cricket commentators are crook - well you haven't seen (heard) anything in comparison to the Ch 9 NRL telecast team - which in the cringeworthy stakes - are world champions!

2017-01-11T06:46:35+00:00

Pope Paul VII

Guest


Rick's tops. Steve Smith's stint was promising the other night.

2017-01-11T06:43:18+00:00

Joel

Guest


Sorry, i strayed outside the avenue of apprehension.

AUTHOR

2017-01-11T06:24:40+00:00

Mick H

Roar Rookie


Yeah they need a female voice. She'll need to be intelligent and able to keep her own against the blokes in the commentary box. Isa showed she could handle herself with the boys club. Good call about the cross promotion. Sad but true. "Delta Goodrem, how long have you been a cricket fan for..?"

AUTHOR

2017-01-11T06:10:42+00:00

Mick H

Roar Rookie


An attempt, which has failed. Purely based on the social media pipes, Michael Clarke has not been well received by the public.

AUTHOR

2017-01-11T06:09:44+00:00

Mick H

Roar Rookie


The explosion of T20 cricket, changes to Australian pitches, how teams and individuals are managed throughout the summer and the year, the number of games played have all changed since Tubs and Heals.

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