Australia comes into this crucial Third Ashes Test in Perth, starting today, walking the selection tightrope between necessary tweaking and reactive panic. Facing more changes than a Holden gearbox at Bathurst, this Australian team now finds itself having to save face and the Ashes series concurrently.
England, on the other hand, have arrived in the most isolated city on Earth intent on fulfilling Graeme Swann’s pre-tour prediction (which may or may not have been tongue-in-cheek) that the Ashes would be wrapped up by Christmas.
While the visitors’ only personnel conundrum is with whom to replace the injured Stuart Broad, they can only be looking at the current Australian selection circus and seeing the ghosts of England’s past.
Coach Andy Flower has suggested that he knows who will come into the side for Broad, though quite how he can pick between three guys who all took 0/28 against Victoria is beyond me.
Before I left Adelaide last week, the English-accented whispers were leaning toward Ajmal Shahzad, but suddenly all the talk is for Chris Tremlett. I’ll mention Tim Bresnan for no other reasons than equal opportunity and media parity.
For Australia though, it’s nearly easier to mention the players remaining rather than those new faces coming in. With at least four, and possibly five changes likely in the side that graces the team sheet today, we’re nearly back to the bad old days of World Series Cricket and rebel tours.
Central in among all this chopping and changing, or “planned omissions” as the selectors are calling it, is previously unknown left-arm orthodox spinner, Michael Beer.
Beer, surely a Christmas present from Cricket Australia to the headline and pun writers of the cricket world, has only played a handful of Sheffield Shield games for Western Australia, and until former-supermodel-cuddler Shane Warne mentioned him as someone worth a punt on last week, would barely have been on the selection radar even a month ago.
Suddenly though, it seems that Beer is the answer to Australia’s ongoing spin crisis. Either this fascination with left-arm “orthies” refuses to go away or the selection panel has taken David Boon’s advice a little too literally.
Why someone like Stephen O’Keefe, who played for Australia A against England in Hobart, was not the leftie to back for the immediate future baffles me. But then I was recalling Nathan Hauritz for Perth, too.
Occasional Roar columnist Stuart MacGill rubbished the selection of Beer, though as I suggested to both my Twitter followers, that’s hardly surprising from a red wine man.
And Warnie now finds himself in quite the pickle, too (a cricketing pickle, that is, fair play to him for the Liz Hurley pickle). Should he agree to this foolish fundraising crusade to come back for the Sydney Test, he would essentially be ending the Test career of the very man he pumped for.
That should be enough for all this comeback palaver to stop, but I have no doubt it will continue until a decent long-term spin option emerges. It won’t matter if Warne has had a 50th birthday, just wheel him out there. It’s only Test Cricket.
But I digress.
The Michael Beer selection could well go down as a turning point for this Australian selection panel. It could yet turn out be the kind of inspired thinking that threw a pudgy, blonde mullet-wearing legspinner into Test cricket, and then stuck with him despite copping a pasting.
In some ways, it’s hard not to feel sorry for Beer actually, because there is a real danger that failure in this Test would send him back to obscurity quicker than you can say “Greg Campbell”.
Beer has certainly made the most of his opportunities in Perth since leaving Victoria though, and indeed, any spinner that has any modicum of success on the WACA needs closer examination.
All puns – good and bad – aside, I hope the urge to play four quicks is resisted and Beer isn’t left to carry the drinks (sorry). His height at delivery and bounce got him noticed, so let’s see how that equates to the biggest stage of this young man’s life. If he can go from Melbourne grade cricketer to established Shield player in a few months, then who knows what a week in the Test setup might do for him. I hope he gets his chance in the Baggy Green today.
For the rest of the Australian bowlers though, Perth cannot be all Beer and (the Poms he) skittles. The display in Adelaide was substandard by any method of judgement, and if this side still has Ashes-winning aspirations, then it has to start from ball one.
Mitchell Johnson may never again have as many people watch the first ball he bowls in a Test Match as he will this week. If it is anywhere other than stump-bound, the calls for his head will immediately pick up where they left off.
The batting is not exactly bullet proof, either. With four of the England batting order averaging well into three figures, the Australian averages make for comparatively sober reading. Pressure remains on everyone in the top seven.
Phillip Hughes must prove his technique can survive Test cricket. Steven Smith needs to show he’s a proper Test number six. The captain needs a big score too, though I have this nagging feeling it’s not far away. His deputy needs to concentrate as he did for all but one ball in Adelaide.
The stakes don’t get any higher than they are right now. Beer may be the answer in this Third Test, but I just hope above all hope that he and it are of the sweeter-tasting winning variety.
Rob McLean
Guest
Hmmmmmmm. I posted this tongue in check. But....
jameswm
Roar Guru
That's what he does too often.
Lolly
Guest
One small positive, it's always nice to see Johnson with his batting head on. So rarely happens these days. Hope that carries through to his bowling.
Oracle
Guest
Another limp effort from Clarke, when a future captain's FIRST innings knock was required.
Jiggles
Roar Guru
Have to say Hughes lived up to my expectations, played a horrible shot to get out to a low score.
M1tch
Roar Guru
Same ol australia batting and so far bowling.
jameswm
Guest
Did Hussey not pick that catch up? We really didn't need that. Punter, Hughes, Clarke, Haddin - all got out to shocking shots. Smith's dismissal suggested he doesn't know how to play a forward defence. Hussey got a good ball. Watto did too but he should have kept it out. HUghes and Smith, hey, selectors? You don't think Khawaja opening and Ferguson at 6 would have managed more than 9 between them?
Brett McKay
Expert
yeah yeah.. The couple of shots he played to get the 12 showed he was hitting the ball well, but then he hit the one to Collingwood's right pretty well off the edge too...
Rob McLean
Guest
Well...we're in with a chance. Our first innings score is better than in Adelaide.
Brett McKay
Expert
:lol:
Fisher Price
Guest
So, Punter didn't get the big score that some Roarers seem to sense is in the offing for him before every Test match. That twin Shield failure for Tassie is about the right gauge on his abilities these days.
Rob McLean
Guest
Simon O'Donnell's making laws now Brett?
Brett McKay
Expert
Jigs, as the locals will tell you over here, it hasn't rained in months!! Sods Law would have it dump down withe an hour or two after the result is secured, just like Adelaide!!
Rob McLean
Roar Guru
Australia was caught on a sticky wicket once and Bradman asked Chuck and Bill O'Reilly to open the second innings of a Test to protect the top order until the dog died down. Chuck asked the Don why he was doing that - "well Chuck, you can't hit the ball on a good wicket, you're certainly not going to on this one". Or words to that effect. Maybe with this lively deck, Ponting needed to try that. People have been suggesting he drops down the order lol
p.Tah
Guest
So we haven't won a test series since the Pakistanis were caught fixing matches... Was everyone except Australia on the take and throwing matches... and now they are playing properly so they don't get caught? Have we always been this useless, but they let us win?! For the last 20 years have we been living in a false world of victories!!!!????
jiggles
Guest
any chance of rain Brett? This test was lost in 3 hours....
chop
Guest
Sorry Rob, It's above my head.... 5-69 now Smith is out, this is only going to get worse....Hussey and Haddin need to put on 200-odd to give Australia even half a chance....
sledgeross
Guest
Left arm finger spinners are a dime a dozen, and dont really fit into AUssie teams. We like aggressive wrist spin. Take a punt on a young kid who can turn the ball, not some tweaker who would struggle to get me out.
Rob McLean
Roar Guru
Chop, if the pitch was that lively, maybe he should have put Chuck Fleetwood Smith in to bat first and he could've come in when it settled down........ (I'm hoping someone gets my obscure cricket tragic joke)
chop
Guest
Well that's not good! What was Watson getting that reviewed for? He was beaten by a good ball.... Maybe Ponting should declare and make the poms bat on the pitch while it's lively....