Adelaide: How to turn city of bad sports into great fans

By Athas Zafiris / Roar Guru

I consider myself to be a reasonable, tolerant person, but last Sunday was the final straw. There comes a time when enough is enough. For example, the day an ex-girlfriend tried to make me watch “The Secret”.

This time I’ve had enough of Adelaide sporting public. Let me explain.

Bruce Djite is a nice guy who played for Adelaide United between 2006 and 2008. He made 20 appearances and scored 6 goals. Bruce then moved to Turkey for Genclerbirligi.

After two frustrating years he returned to the A-League this season to reignite his stagnating career with Gold Coast United.

On Sunday, Bruce scored a goal in an A-League final against his old team. Bruce, being the nice person that he is, did not celebrate his goal as a mark of respect to his old fans. Gold Coast ended up winning the match 3 goals to 2 courtesy of a late penalty. The result signaled the end of Adelaide’s season.

After the final whistle Bruce was approached to make a few post match comments. Bruce’s handsome face filled the Hindmarsh jumbotron. Upon seeing this visage, the Adelaide fans reacted with a cacophonous chorus of boos.

Bruce struggled on with the interview but the look on his face was one of utter, utter disappointment. And it was perfectly understandable.

This was not a bad guy ala Muscat being interviewed. This was not a player that had swapped teams to play with the enemy. This was nice guy Bruce who had earlier paid his respects to the Adelaide fans. In return he received NO RESPECT!

I very much doubt Bruce would have received this treatment in any other major city in Australia.

What is it with the sporting public of Adelaide?

Regardless of code … why are they such bad sports?

What makes their teenagers throw coins at Hindmarsh or their adults dispute every sensible refereeing decision?

What is it that makes them behave as if they have all been reared by Bad Boy Bubby’s mother*?

I have to give to them credit for turning up in good numbers and supporting their teams (take note fickle Sydneysiders) but they seem to bring along some pretty large chips on their shoulders.

I want to get rid of these chips and I think I have worked out a solution.

First, let me categorically state – I don’t have a problem with Adelaide. In fact, there are some very good things about the city. It hosts the wonderful WOMAD festival and a biennial Arts Festival.

It has an excellent art gallery, the botanic gardens, a nice zoo, good pubs like the Exeter and the Grace Emily, great beaches, good food and famous wineries.

All the necessary ingredients, one would think, to create and engender a civil sporting public.

However, Adelaide still feels like a large county town. Unlike Perth or Brisbane, the city has not grown over the last few decades as evidenced by its uninspiring skyline.

This has created an inferiority complex and its most evidently played out in the way Adelaide teams are supported in national sporting competitions. Because of this complex, gaining prestige on the sporting field has become an obsession with the locals.

The upshot is that respect gets cast aside and what we are dealing with is not a few one-eyed supporters but a one-eyed city with bad sporting manners.

So, here is my solution. POPULATE!

That’s right, breed like rabbits. Don’t worry about your sporting teams. Worry about your sperm counts. Make babies and lots of them. If it helps, keep the TV on. When United scores make sure Adelaide scores as well.

Secondly, ask the Federal Government to get as many new arrivals from overseas to live in Adelaide. Whether they come by boat or plane, make them all welcome. Senator Cory Bernadi might not be happy. But, you can also fix that by not voting for him.

In 20 years time the population of Adelaide will be over 3 million. The city will look like a gleaming metropolis, resplendent with steel and glass phallic symbols reaching for the sky. This inferiority complex will be a thing of the past.

Adelaide United will have won 6 A-League titles and 2 ACL titles. They will be playing to capacity crowd in a modern 50k stadium and sorry episodes like the booing of Bruce Djite will be consigned to the pretty full dustbin of history.

P.S. After the huge response to my open letter to the A-League Chairmen, I am now asking the people of Adelaide to help make their sporting public great.

I ask for everyone reading this piece to forward it to their friends in Adelaide. I have sent it to mine. The quicker we can get them into the sack, the better.

* NB … Bad Boy Bubby was made and set in Adelaide.

Art Sapphire is the pseudonym for Athas Zafiris and he can be found on Twitter

The Crowd Says:

2016-04-03T01:59:25+00:00

Dave

Guest


Seriously, this bloke bruce djite is a park footballer. whats his his top goal tally in a season? no more than 10. and thats in the A-league. cant believe he played for Australia. show how poor our league compared with overseas.

2011-03-07T04:40:12+00:00

Michael

Guest


I personally have nothing against Victoria, just pointing out a glaring error in geography

2011-03-06T14:18:42+00:00

Ben of Phnom Penh

Guest


Oddly enough the Crows supporters are considered the Chardonnay set. I do wish everyone would make up their minds as to what category the South Australian supporters fall into. The mixed messages are oh so confusing.

2011-03-06T14:16:23+00:00

Ben of Phnom Penh

Guest


Bangladesh, Bryan, Bangladesh

2011-03-06T12:56:41+00:00


This piece was not about a code, all I did was use an example. I repeat, this is what I wrote - "Regardless of code … why are they such bad sports?" Special thanks to all the South Australians who agreed with me :)

2011-03-06T12:22:27+00:00

Bayman

Guest


Brett, As someone who grew up on SA water I can only say you do it a dis-service. Where else can you find water that is both food and drink at the same time? Of course, it can get a little disconcerting when it goes that horrible brown colour but the best thing to do is just shut your eyes and drink. I guess that's why, when I was a kid, everyone had a rain-water tank. I can still remember drinking from that with wrigglers in the water. I suppose, eventually, those things would have become mosquitoes.

2011-03-06T12:14:07+00:00

Bayman

Guest


Michael, Would that be because Victoria sucks?

2011-03-06T11:47:56+00:00

Bryan

Guest


As if this only happens in Adelaide. Just one very recent example concerning that gentalman's gme that Australioans worship - cricket. Sri Lankan supporters stoned the West Indian players bus after they had beaten the Sri Lakans in the " World " cup ( I have included the exclamation points as the cricket authorities believe that there are only 14 countries in the world ) This is NOT about a code, nor is it about one particular city. It's about the millions who invesst their emotive selves in their team sport.

2011-03-05T10:56:14+00:00

David Heidelberg

Guest


Rugby sevens are also completely meaningless, much like the lesser of the Rugby codes upon which it is based. I guess that is why it has never inspired the passion that leads to riots and even wars like the real football.

2011-03-05T08:09:02+00:00

n5ive

Guest


1. You aren't from Adelaide, so you really aren't qualified to comment on our city and or our fans. We have some of the most loyal fans in the league - even despite finishing last a season before, our crowds were basically the same as this years (give or take) with a much better side. At least we show up every week. 2. Djite was otherwise acting like an idiot throughout the game and held the game numerous times, committed a few niggling professional fouls. So who cares if he was booed? I like Djite and didn't boo him but it was hardly undeserved. When Paul Reid is booed on his return to Adelaide next season it will be richly deserved too. 3. No other fan base has suffered like ours has since the A-League began. No other fan base has had endure crushing defeats like ours has. We've lost two grand finals, one by 6-0, and collapsed in a heap in season 1 after dominating that year. We've lost an Asian Champions League final. We had to put up with three years of losing to a team we all hate. You're right, we are BAYING for success, but that's because we have had to witness defeat after defeat and want to win for once and have our turn. Melbourne fans wouldn't get it, they've never had the frustration and the humiliation we've had. So what if we booed Djite? That's generally how people respond to a loss, standing around golf clapping just shows you don't care enough. 4. Like I said, you just don't get it.

2011-03-05T02:03:23+00:00

Fussball ist unser leben

Roar Guru


See there you go - like so many non-football people - you confuse the popularity of "The Beautiful Game" with popularity for our 6-year old club competition. It makes me laugh at how silly this comparision is. Football is the most popular team sport played by Australians - clubs actually have to turn people away b/c demand far exceeds available teams. And, to play the Game requires knowledge of the Laws, learning and applying techniques and understanding systems, structures and tactics. By all means, make scathing comments about the popularity of the A-League ... but, come one the sport of Football has never been more popular in Australia.

2011-03-05T00:14:56+00:00

Jaredsbro

Roar Guru


This will not grow the game in Australia, I'm afraid. Maybe that's the price of true modernity that is losing this true support for the game = true support for my club. I don't mean this to offend as some of the best part of sport is its traditions, but ultimately you're only going to get a situation that gets worse not better if all you have at the game are hardliners.

2011-03-04T23:46:25+00:00

Ben of Phnom Penh

Guest


Coopers Pale Ale, bottle conditioned, for me

2011-03-04T23:44:06+00:00

Ben of Phnom Penh

Guest


There is one point here that I disagree with though, and that is the insinuation that low population correlates with poor sportsmanship. I originally come from the country, indeed my local town was a good 10kms away had a mere 300 people in it, and I had never heard any booing or poor sportsmanship anywhere in the countryside no matter which sport was played. Teams met for beers after games, regardless of the sport, and families from different towns mixed as did the kids. It was only when I went to the city that teams no longer mingled and this tribalism that many abhore raised its head. Where I was from if you wanted to put together a cricket team then the you had to include the kid with the Chinese parents and the kid with the brace on his leg if you were going to get even close to eleven players.

2011-03-04T22:11:51+00:00

Fussball ist unser leben

Roar Guru


Jaredsbro You've missed my point. I particularly said I would only show my displeasure towards an ex-MVFC player IF he played for the opposition and IF he was instrumental in beating MVFC. I had no trouble politely clapping big Ljubo at the end of his controversial game playing for Newcastle against MVFC at AAMI Park this season because MVFC won and Newcastle lost. But, if it had been Ljubo, who had scored the winner in stoppage time, instead of Robbie K ... well, I'm sure the reaction from the MVFC faithful would have been Incendiary - metaphorically and literally! PS: In my mind there's only one sport worth watching and that's Football. I honestly don't care if you don't like it or the majority of Aussies don't like it. And, as I've matured, apart from drinking beer, there is very little about "popular Australian culture" that I find appealing anymore.

2011-03-04T22:04:29+00:00

Jaredsbro

Roar Guru


What get's me is that fact that many here are saying the booings worse than the bottle-throwing and others say that this can't be true because they reckon Soccer's always been a game of booing...but it hasn't been a game of throwing stuff on the field. Both arguments are only really touch on half of what's going on here. Basically the two problems are connected to Soccer's unwillingness to hybridise into a truly Australian sport. Sure it's played by oodles of Australians, but maybe it's still to embrace the give every one a fair go ethos. Having said that AFL fans in the city too have problems...so I have another theory. Maybe Adelaiders have yet to fully embrace the New Holland way of doing things...by being modern sporting fans, ie turn up and shout and support, but with enough self-consciousness to make sure you only support it for what it is...a game. Finally it's quite possible this is a Southern issue more generally, as this doesn't happen as riotously in Melbourne as Adelaide, but there is still an underlying obsessiveness which is unbecoming of a modern sports viewing culture.

2011-03-04T21:53:27+00:00

Jaredsbro

Roar Guru


Goodness me Redb I've told you at least once to stop misappropriating Northern sayings, it's just not becoming of a Southerner ;) Also how fair is it constantly make fun of your most southern brethren.

2011-03-04T21:44:36+00:00

Jaredsbro

Roar Guru


OK so art are you actually claiming that sex can make a people's moods better, or be able to better manage frustration etc. Geez how did this all get so scientific ;) I'm not sure I totally agree of course...success never seems to come so easily, ie with what you already have in your posession in a given time (actually that came out wrong not being sexist at all :P ). Success usually comes from building for the future and that starts with the present, which at this point is a city renowned for its history. And why is it so hard for a city that was founded entirely on free labour be so down on itself? Population of Adelaide was bigger than Auckland's for ever until recently. Also the best way of having a genuine rivalry with Melbourne is to start taking away some of the cultural events from the Southern Capital..be brazen in your approach...you don't need to be phallic

2011-03-04T21:38:39+00:00

Jaredsbro

Roar Guru


Yeah it's also the case that one should be proud of one's history if at all possible (both individual and collective) and part of the 'history' of Adelaide sport is its rivalry with Melbourne. It's also the case that Adelaide has other cities that are its rival too...but like with passion (but not excessive) passion there is a case for being proud of your history, ie respecting players...but not necessarily respecting their actions

2011-03-04T21:33:48+00:00

Jaredsbro

Roar Guru


And its beaches are shallow too of course ;)

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