The day when wickets fell like ninepins at Newlands

By Kersi Meher-Homji / Expert

In my 60 years of watching cricket I have not seen a day’s play when wickets toppled so fast, literally like ninepins.

I am referring to the Australia v. South Africa Test at Cape Town last night. In all 23 wickets fell for 294 runs in a day. At one stage 18 wickets tumbled for 68 runs!

Australia resumed at 8 for 214 and were dismissed for 284, skipper Michael Clarke scoring a fluent 151 with 22 fours.

At lunch South Africa were 1-49. Typical good, honest Test cricket, three wickets for 119 runs in a session.

That all changed in a hurry after lunch. Shane Watson was given the ball and it was mayhem for the home batsmen. His figures were 5/17 off five overs.

Ryan Harris also joined in the fun with a 4-22 devastating spell and South Africa was all out for 96. The home team had lost nine wickets for a measly 47 runs.

Was I dreaming I asked myself?

But that dream turned into a nightmare as Australia started losing wickets too. At tea they were 3 for 13, openers Watson, Phil Hughes and number three Ricky Ponting back in the pavilion, Ponting for a duck.

Incredibly, 12 wickets had fallen for 60 runs in two hours of appeals and reviews.

But wait, the worse was round the corner for the Aussies post tea. They were 9 wickets down for 21 runs, about to make the lowest total in the 134 years of Test history.

Was the pitch that bad? I don’t think so. Although it had swing and bounce, it was a combination of superb accurate bowling and pathetic batting. The Australians were culpable for their shot selection.

That “honour” belonged to New Zealand who had managed a total of 26 runs against England at Auckland in 1954-55.

Australia’s lowest total was 36 against England at Birmingham in 1902.

The visitors avoided this ignominy as the last pair of Peter Siddle and Nathan Lyon added 26 runs, more than doubling the score for the final wicket.

They were the only Australians to reach double figures, number nine batsman Siddle making 12 and last man Lyons top-scoring with 14.

Debutant fast bowler Vernon Philander had marvellous figures of 5-15 and quickie Morne Morkel 3-9. What a debut for Philander with match figures of 8-78!

That there was no devil in the pitch was proved by the South Africa batsmen as they scored 1-81 at stumps last night, chasing a win target of 236. Experienced batsmen skipper Graeme Smith and Hashim Amla are unbeaten overnight with 36 and 29.

Now the home team needs 155 more runs to win this topsy-turvy Test on day-3.

One wishes Australian bowlers bowl with similar intensity and accuracy they did in the post lunch period yesterday to make the Test a thriller.

Else the Remembrance Day (11/11/2011) will be a day to forget for Clarke’s men.

The Cape Town pitch proved that batsmen today are good wicket bullies. But little juice in the pitch and they panic.

The Crowd Says:

2011-11-12T14:11:15+00:00

Bayman

Guest


Kersi, Re Michael Clarke's 151. The other side of that coin was that the other ten Aussie batsmen did not score more than 11 South Africans and 11 Australians. While the 284 was a reasonable return in the circumstances the rest only got 133 between them. Mind you, that was still nearly three times more than they got in the second dig so perhaps we should be grateful.

2011-11-11T18:27:54+00:00

Rory

Guest


How do Australia do it? I mean to bowl a team out for below 100 having scored 280 odd is a great achievement but then to chuck it away so pathetically... From a neutral (well, nearly neutral) perspective Australia are like a ship without a rudder. It boils down to leadership if you ask me. Ponting was not a good captain, he just happened to lead what was probably the best team oif all time. Following the key retirements his lack of leadership skills has been exposed. Is Clarke up to it? great batsmen but he doesnt seem to be universally respected in the dressing room. Some of my Aussie mates are blaming the pitch just, just as they did on boxing day. When I persuade them to prise their other eye open they concede that the pitch wasnt as awkward for the other team, as Smiith and Amla proved today. The point is that strong leadership can help to stop the panic which spreads when it looks like a collapse is looming. Come on Aussies, sort out your test side. It pains me to say it but cricket needs a strong Australian side

2011-11-11T13:02:28+00:00

Will

Guest


That is very sad news. And some nice tribute pieces as well. The thing I remember most about Vinay and his writing, especially about cricket, was that it always gave off a feeling that there whatever calamity Australia had suffered, or the game had endured, that there was always hope. Im not sure if people agree with me, but reading his work, it almost seemed like Vinay had a great spirit. Afterall, no-one has ever hoped like a cricketer. He will be missed.

2011-11-11T12:37:04+00:00

Lou

Guest


You can't keep saying he was one of the better batsmen. Smith dropped a sitter off him and he got 9. In the context of the innings, that isn't any better. Sorry it just isn't. He's an opener for god's sake. An opener who can't handle the moving ball, not even a little bit of movement.

2011-11-11T12:35:26+00:00

Lou

Guest


I watched it. The pitch wasn't that bad, if it gets reported there is something really wrong.. I've seen enough horror Aussie collapses to recognise the signs. It's like they suddenly become lazy with the bat in hand then NO-ONE can stop what ensues.

2011-11-11T12:18:07+00:00

Behroze Bilimoria

Guest


It's Remembrance Day today and amongst the fallen we have to spare a thought for our top order who fell like nine pins. This day will be memorable for many reasons but none so unique as for Nathan Lyons who became the top run scorer for his team! Who would've thought? Eh? Let's hope we can pick up the pieces in the second test and show some gumption.

2011-11-11T09:28:53+00:00

mds1970

Roar Guru


Here's a rather amusing one-sided game. Taken from "The Book of Heroic Failures" by Stephen Pile: The Least Successful Cricket Match: At the turn of the century in England, grown men were put to shame by two schoolboy teams in Cambridge. The match brought together Kings College Choir School and the Trophy Boys XI. The Trophy Boys won the toss, batted and were all out for nought. Then Kings went in, and Trophy's first ball was a no-ball. This gave Kings Choir School a score of one and victory in the match.

2011-11-11T09:15:29+00:00

purple shag

Guest


Yesterday was definately the culmination, but this slide has been evident for some time. Very worrying times indeed. More on that here... http://therestijustsquandered.com/2011/11/11/australian-batsmanship-charting-the-collapse/ But with our backs to the wall, one would have expected the 'experienced' players to step up, maybe not big runs but a grinding 20-30 off 100 balls from the likes of punter/haddin/mr cricket would have steadied the ship. Instead we get more ducks than a french restaurant. 106 Years of life between them and not a single bl000dy run. Time to bring in 3 with the combined age of 75, sacrifice a few series and start thinking about winning that precious little urn back. The floor is your Rod & Andy.

2011-11-11T06:38:10+00:00

Jason

Guest


Does anyone know what time the tide will be in in Cape Town today? Looks like it is Australia's only chance.

2011-11-11T05:58:46+00:00

Russ

Guest


I'd like to think Cosgrove is in the pcture. Almost the only player to perform well on wet decks last season, and one of the few players with a decent amount of county experience. His recent form is terrible though so that works against him. That and he's had his card marked, but perhaps new selectors will think differently.

2011-11-11T05:52:56+00:00

Fisher Price

Guest


Cowan's form dropped off last year, so he needs to get back to making substantial scores to warrant consideration. So too Klinger. Rogers should've been picked with Jaques when Australia's batting coach (scoff) and his bestest buddy were faltering. Maddinson looks a likely prospect.

2011-11-11T05:49:51+00:00

Fisher Price

Guest


Yeah, with Katich pathetically exiled, those three at the top are worth taking a look at.

2011-11-11T05:47:14+00:00

Fisher Price

Guest


What you describe is the boys' club mentality where we're continually told by the PR machine that 'runs are just around the corner' whilst consistent up-and-comers like Khawaja, O'Keefe and Wade are ignored or have their selection delayed to indulge the flights of fancy of faltering established players. I couldn't see Ponting being at all successful in Shield (see also: Mark Waugh's post-Test domestic career).

2011-11-11T05:42:50+00:00

Kersi Meher-Homji

Guest


Hi Will, Vinay, my very good friend, passed away on 6 March. May his soul rest in peace! He was a superb writer and a good human being who called an axe an axe. He loved his sports - especially cricket - and wrote beautiful prose. And yes, he was a poet with two books on Poems published.

2011-11-11T05:07:11+00:00

Matt F

Roar Guru


Like I said I have no issues with him being dropped now, though your comment about roads could be applied to just about any player in world cricket these days. My point about him being 22 had nothing to do with who should be picked now but was related to the question you asked a while back about what makes me think he will be a star? Maybe I should have been more clear. All those players you mentioned have improved enormously since they were 22 and I think that it's reasonable to think that Hughes can do the same. There's a reason batsmen don't play their best cricket until their late 20's to early 30's. I agree with you that both Hughes and Ponting should go, though Hughes' century from SL will probably give him the summer in the selectors eyes and Ponting will, at worst, get a farewell tour this summer. It's not nescessarily the right thing but it's the most probable.

2011-11-11T04:48:10+00:00

Ian Whitchurch

Guest


Will, Vinay died of a heart attack earlier this year. Vinay Verma, RIP. Heres the epitath Kersi wrote http://www.theroar.com.au/2011/03/08/vinay-verma-a-titan-among-cricket-writers/

2011-11-11T04:47:00+00:00

dasilva

Guest


I'm afraid you missed this article a while back http://www.theroar.com.au/2011/03/08/vinay-verma-a-titan-among-cricket-writers/

2011-11-11T04:40:56+00:00

Will

Guest


Where is Vinay? I used to post here about a year or so ago, I remember Vinay. Loved his work.

2011-11-11T04:33:06+00:00

Johnno

Guest


Brett I agree mate, we have more chance than Kat playing right now and our chances are a zero X zero= 0 Warner maybe in top 3 at some point in test cricket longer format of the game. But unlike say an aggressive opener like Slater, or Sehwag, i simply don'y confidence yet in Warner's technique. It is better than Hughes, and like Hughes Warner is naturally aggressive and confident player with good eye, but just that rash strokes may hurt his game, or how will he be patient enough to handle a seeming Egnland wicket and seeing out the new ball form say and Anderson or a Tremlett or a broad. And bowlers like Anderson, or shane watson or steve waugh would love bowling to players like warner or Hughes. Naturally a rush of blood here or there, a slower ball, or a good yorker, or swinging delivery, would at times tempt Warner to play a rash stroke. Khawaja has a very good technique and fairly calm head, how ever has been a bit tense so far, he hasn't grabbed his chances yet like Shaun Marsh. But Khawaja I think has a big future no question , has a good all round game solid in all areas, just needs that break out socre to break the ice and release the shackles then he will be a massive run accumulator I think like someone like Alastair Cook. Khawaja looks the type of player who loved to bat all day and convert hundreds into 150's and the occasional 200 hundred. MEd Cowan must be looked at. He has not looked back since going to Tassie. Become there real batting leader when Ponting is not there which is reality all the time just about. And Hussey and Ponting and Hussey are on life support i think in test cricket. I can't see them lasting too 2013 Ashes, and apparently with change of schedules with ODI and World cup back to back being rightly seen as to hard the ashes will be played in next year 2012 or in 2013 in OZ i am not 100% sure but there is to be a change of schedule. I cant see Hussey or Ponting making a 2013 Ashes tour, so why not clean the broom a 4 test series in India would be a great chance for someone like Marsh,Warner,Khawaja, Cowan,Klinger, or even Dan Christian, Steve Smith, or even Aaron Finch to step up and make a claim. And even a talented blotter like Mark Cosgrove to step up. Cosgrove made some useful innings in Tasmania since going down to Tassie. Just needs to stay in shape, keep the weight off stay fit, and make some consistent scores and Cosgrove may win a baggy green for Australia, you never know Brett stranger selections have happened.

2011-11-11T04:26:00+00:00

jameswm

Guest


Hughes scored single figures in each innings, and was dropped on 2 (a sitter) in the 2nd innings. A "not quite as bad failure" is not a good thing!

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