A Kiwi's advice to Wallaby supporters

By KiwiDave / Roar Guru

Wallaby supporters are indeed a fickle bunch. When they are winning, no other side can match them for pure arrogance.

When they are losing, nobody can match them for the way they self destruct and turn on their coach. They need to learn a lot. They need to learn humility, both in victory and defeat, and accept the fact you can’t win them all.

Here is a list of lessons for the average Wallaby supporter must learn, kindly prepared for you by a Kiwi.

Lesson One: Understand and accept your flaws
One of the major issues with Wallaby supporters is their inability to accept the flaws in their side. I have lost count of the amount of time I have spent in arguments with them over how pitiful their tight five is.

Many Wallaby supporters I speak to seem to rate their scrum #2 or #3 in the world. This is based on flawed logic. Wallaby supporters will argue how can we be rated #2 in the world if our scrum is so bad?

Having the world’s best backline and a rock solid defence is the reason why.

You have a scrum that routinely goes backwards to sides like New Zealand, South Africa, England, Ireland, Wales, Argentina and Italy. When was the last time you heard an Australian side winning a game through a powerful 10 man performance? I can’t remember. However, I sure have seen them lose a few from teams playing a 10 man game against them, exposing the obvious Wallaby flaws.

Its time for Wallaby Supporters to stop believing idiots like Phil Kearns who would have you believe the front row have the three best players in the world in their positions. If you keep endorsing the rubbish you have in your tight five, you will never move forward.

Lesson Two: Great backlines alone don’t win games
Yes, you may have the world’s best halfback in Genia. You may have a flyhalf in Cooper that can bust any backline open with his creativity. You may have the best fullback in the world in Beale. You have stars like Ioane and O’Connor.

Collectively, you have a backline that is the envy of any nation, All Blacks included. But if your forwards are not winning the rucks and mauls and getting smashed in set pieces, the backs will not see enough of the ball to exploit their opponent.

For a team to be great and successful 1 through 15 need to fire. If 9 to 15 dominate, yet 1 to 8 are dominated, don’t expect to create a dynasty.

Lesson Three: The coach is not always to blame
One of the great things Australians like to do, regardless of the sport, is to slam the coach. They put the players up on pedestals, whether they win, lose or draw, yet they scrutinise the coaches and shove the boot in at every occasion they can.

While the coach can be blamed for some things like a game plan or player selections, he should not be held accountable when players fail to execute the game plan or when players don’t perform.

Take the semi final versus the All Blacks in the World Cup. Was it the coach’s fault to expect his forwards to play with the ferocity they did in Brisbane a few months prior? Was it the coach’s fault to expect Genia and Cooper to play to their abilities?

After that game the vultures descended, to pick at the coach’s bones. However there was hardly a murmur about the downright sad and pathetic effort of every Australian forward that day. The passion and intensity they showed in Brisbane was left there.

Already the same vultures have begun circling, even before the international season has begun. Despite winning the Tri-Nations and retaining the Mandela Challenge Plate last season, the knives are ready to be plunged into Deans back without the team having played a game this season.

Lesson Four: Look at the bigger picture
The average Wallaby for all intensive purposes is a very short sighted creature. He tends to transfix himself on one result. This seems to be the World Cup semi final at the moment. So you lost to the All Blacks in New Zealand. Newsflash, 95% of opponents have lost to New Zealand at home in Graham Henry’s reign.

I see very little from Wallaby supporters saying how great it is to have won the Tri Nations or how great it is that they have such dominance over South Africa now.

Very little is done to acknowledge how a team that was literally rebuilt from scratch in 2008 is now a clear number two side in the world. In 2008 if you said to a Wallaby Supporter they would be clear second favourites for the world cup in 2011, you probably would have been laughed at.

Sure, the All Blacks have proven to be a thorn in the side of late to the Wallabies but this is because it is one of the greatest All Black sides ever.

Despite this, Deans has closed the gap. The last four games against the All Blacks have been split 2 a piece yet this is not acknowledged.

If you look at where the Wallaby side is now, compared to any other period in the last decade, you will see it is in a healthier and stronger spot and has the makings of your great sides of 1991 and 1999.

Far more Kiwis can see this than Australians, but then again, we are more astute judges when it comes to rugby.

The Crowd Says:

2012-05-29T09:37:04+00:00

Tui

Guest


Hey David Lord I would rather stumble over the line and win the WC than get absolutely humiliated with a Kiwi Coach and 5/8th like you did. 4 more years buddy.

2012-05-29T08:32:57+00:00

Ceebow

Guest


I agree the cheering and the laughing at Quade Coopers injury last year made me feel sick also, i have never been to an atmosphere that had so much narrow minded and nasty fans like the Kiwis at the rwc especially when directed towards a country that gives them more money and support in a natural disaster than anyother country, instead aussies get rewarded for there effort with laughter boos and disrespect while countries that have never lifted a finger to help in the christchurch earthquakes got there 100% support over Australia. This Blog is bloody rich seeing the display from the Kiwis at the rwc.

2012-05-28T23:55:05+00:00

luke2o

Guest


kiwi dave your right on the money, what cracks me up up about the aussies is half there damn team are kiwi's, and the aussie supporters will try and convince you that there born and bread aussies even if you have proof that there kiwi's.

2012-05-28T06:41:33+00:00

Rugby Diehard

Guest


hmmmmm.....Sage - I thought it was pretty obviously an ironic statement to describe NZ humour as smug and patronising and Australian humour as funny and amusing. I assume that is what you think I'm reversing from.

2012-05-28T06:10:45+00:00

nomis

Guest


Yep. I agree with everything KiwiDave has said...

2012-05-28T04:32:23+00:00

TG

Guest


Not to mention the cheering at his injury. That made me sick to my stomach. Don't say it didn't happen, I was there and I heard it, and not just from the bloke sitting next to me. TG

2012-05-28T02:29:37+00:00

Sage

Guest


Mmmm. No problems RD but I can hear your reversing siren on. The article's a bit old now so you probably won't see this anyway but lets save our energy for the real enemy.

2012-05-27T23:06:51+00:00

Rugby Diehard

Guest


Damn good point HH. It's kind of like the Liberal Party asking Labour for advice. When you look a little deeper the similarities are there in my analogy. Looking back now the RWC was very similar to the last Aus federal election, which clearly the eventual #2 side should have won. The eventual winner of both was clearly outplayed on the day but due to the nuances of the scoring system and decisions from the independents the wrong side won. The ineffective decision making of The NZRU and Labour Parties and continued unwillingness to 1. relinquish their ill begotten power 2. Admit that their victory was both immoral and unfair has meant that the games of both Rugby and Politics have been brought into disrepute. A double for justice I say, lets re-hold both the Federal Election and the RWC, removing the disqualified opponents from both.

2012-05-27T22:39:33+00:00

Happy Hooker

Guest


Does anyone recall asking this bloke for advice?

2012-05-27T10:25:41+00:00

Emric

Guest


Wellington :) looking forward to the ITM Cup this year going to be awesome

2012-05-27T10:10:44+00:00

all7days

Roar Guru


Northland proud :)

2012-05-27T09:58:46+00:00

stillmatic1

Guest


so does blogging about how you dont like such and such a player, justin2. or does being anonymous make you feel better about lacking class and respect? booing and cheering is a natural part of sport, always has been and always will be. get over it. great to see the brumbie faithful giving it to quade last night too!! seems its not just kiwis who try to death ride him.

2012-05-26T23:56:12+00:00

Rugby Diehard

Guest


Sage - do I need to draw you a picture? My comments had nothing to do with your nationality. My line about Cultural misunderstandings was indeed a joke.... As you say - lighten up princess. What I said was the article was smug and patronising and that is why it wasn't funny - not in Australia, not in New Zealand not in the south-west Congo. if this was supposed to be humour at best it was conveyed extremely poorly and was designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator. What I was trying to highlight was that it was a poorly written article, some of KD's points were valid and he could have made them in a constructive manner,and all the while painted himself in a better light, but by his own admission he had a bee in his bonnet because of LHS's article on Robbie Deans - how dare LHS offer a critique of a Kiwi, after all only a Kiwi could possibly be an astute judge of Rugby. The humility and modesty he conveyed was irresistible and there will be many of us now waiting for another well-thought out article from KD.

2012-05-26T14:44:21+00:00

Ben S

Roar Guru


Fair point.

2012-05-26T13:38:48+00:00

jeznez

Roar Guru


KD, all7days's icon is the Northland crest - are you sure he wasn't born NZ citizenship?

2012-05-26T13:29:19+00:00

ThelmaWrites

Guest


I agree with most of what you wrote, KD. Sorry, guys, sometimes the truth hurts.

AUTHOR

2012-05-26T13:24:36+00:00

KiwiDave

Roar Guru


"It is some kind of record. I personally would prefer a winning record against every country." Have you considered NZ citizenship all7days :)

2012-05-26T10:52:09+00:00

Emric

Guest


It fits for the average kiwi supporter as well KPM. :) We are not angels even if we play the game in heaven

2012-05-26T10:23:25+00:00

all7days

Roar Guru


"I think we are the only country in the world with that kind of winning record against the Jappies." It is some kind of record. I personally would prefer a winning record against every country.

2012-05-26T09:22:55+00:00

Lats

Guest


Mate, no offense, but have you ever been to a state of origin game in Brisbane?? Crikey, the air is so thick with hatred for NSW you could cut it with a knife... theres no gentle golf style clapping for the visiting side I can assure you :-) Boos are the nicest thing NSW get thrown at them ...

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