Four great NRL mysteries that remain unsolved

By turbodewd / Roar Guru

If you look though Australia’s rich history you find quite a few mysteries that are baffling.

The Beaumont children. Frederick Valentich. Harold Holt. The baffling Taman Shud case in Adelaide.

Rugby league has some baffling mysteries of its own, and here are four surrounding the NRL that remain unsolved.

1. The Invisible Ray Warren
Channel Nine never show us Ray Warren during telecasts. He is the primary caller, yet we never see him.

He isn’t that ugly and I’m sure he wears clothes, but why he is kept hidden from us I’ll never know.

My theory? He is embarrassed that he has a statue of himself in Junee and that he admitted he was a careless gambler who lost a lot of money.

2. Waterboy coaches
NRL coaches aren’t allowed to shout out anything from the sidelines and are generally happy to sit up in a box. Now instead of coaching from the sidelines we have something more baffling, nay, horrifying – waterboy coaches dressed in fluoro!

During the State of Origin in 2013 there were several occasions where you could see three on one side. I’m not making this up – three trainers relaying messages to the players, and sometimes actual water.

I’m just waiting for the day a try is botched because one of these fluoro morons got in the way. I have not tried to capture a leprechaun, but I do believe we can capture and eradicate these ugly nuisances.

3. Ban the shoulder charge, but no compulsory headgear?
The NRL wants to make the game safer so they’ve banned the shoulder charge – fair enough. But why not make headgear compulsory?

We see nasty head clashes almost weekly, and the effects of these and other head blows would be lessened if headgear was worn by all.

Many other sports have protective headwear. If the NRL is fair dinkum on this matter, they should consider enforcing the same.

4. Advertising overload
In American football they have a lot of breaks in play which naturally suit television commercials. Rugby league has nowhere near as many similar breaks in play so we suffer wall-to-ball-to-wall ads everywhere else.

Not content with the sole front sponsor of a jersey we saw in the 1980s, we now have ads above and below the number on the jersey. Ads under the front collar. Ads all over the field.

Ads on the ball, ads on the goalpost pads. Ads on the corner posts and the refs. Virtual ads that only the TV viewers see.

Ads on the front and rear of shorts. Socks themselves have become ads for various charities or causes including ‘Papua New Guinea for the QRL’ by the Broncos last year.

Now the Raiders logo is no longer a viking – it’s an enormous Huaweii red flower on the damn jersey!

My final mystery? How my fellow fans stomach this rot…

The Crowd Says:

2014-02-21T05:30:53+00:00

Walter Penninger

Roar Guru


Good article with lots of interest.

2014-02-21T05:07:39+00:00

SuperEel22

Roar Guru


It used to be 7:30 now the scheduled start is 7:45 but most of the time kick-off is 8pm.

2014-02-21T04:59:31+00:00

william kelly

Guest


Plz no more changes ie headgear compulsory, my god dude this is why nancy boys like urself don't play the game. Enough already we cant rap them in cotton wool, mans game played by men..................................................................................................................

2014-02-20T15:17:04+00:00

Ed Les Norton

Guest


That is easy to solve. Just turn Sydney into a one town team.

2014-02-20T09:51:05+00:00

Edward Kelly

Guest


I have more than once not bought an NRL team jersey because I didn't like the sponsor, over a hundred bucks and you are a billboard for some one you don't like, I may as well have bought a broncos jumper, Gods, the Raiders were once sponsored by the CMFEU. The NRL really needs to reign it in as well as the weird away jerseys that no-one likes.

2014-02-20T06:18:46+00:00

Christian D'Aloia

Roar Guru


For number two, they obviously don't want to take the risk of changing their halfback once again and messing with the halves and team combination. At this point though, I think they might just have to because Pearce clearly doesn't know what he's doing in the high-stakes Origin games and he's got quite a lot of competition now too.

2014-02-20T05:20:55+00:00

mushi

Guest


Not entirely true the airbag (or headgear) would decelerate the vehicle thus taking some of the A out of the F=MA (though obviously not as much as having the smaller body hit the bag ie having head gear around the brain not your head) which is why car's have crumple zones. The problem with headgear at present is one - it isn't exactly as cushy as an air bag and two you are putting it on the roof of the van rather than where the impact is.

2014-02-20T04:23:00+00:00

IanW

Guest


Turbodewd, Concussion is a F=MA problem, not a k=1/2m(v^2) problem. The problem is not the skull getting cracked - it's the fact that once a body hits another body and stops, the brain - floating like it does in it's bath of liquid - keeps moving forward until it hits the side of the skull and bashes into it. Imagine a van full of people not wearing seatbelts. Now, crash it into a wall - the people inside smash into the inside front of the van. Now, put the airbag on the outside of the van - the front of the van is less damaged, but the people inside still smash into the inside front of the van.

2014-02-20T04:12:23+00:00

mushi

Guest


But the padding isn't covering where the freaking impact is.

2014-02-20T04:10:36+00:00

mushi

Guest


Also when you do boxing or other fighting sports you get told that well placed blows to the chin or cheek bone are where you force a one punch knock out and that hitting a guy in the top of the head (where head gear protects) is pretty fruitless.

2014-02-20T04:07:15+00:00

mushi

Guest


Well for starters you are stating that ignoring the benefits of head gear in this capacity is one of the 5 worst thing in the game so surely you have a peer reviewed study to point to first? but in terms of a wager how about this for a bet – we agree to fund a study on the benefit of the commonly used head gear in the NRL in reducing concussion and the loser pays for the study and then same amount to the other party?

2014-02-20T03:40:39+00:00

In Brief

Guest


Why has a knock on changed to be a fumble? It is now accepted that if you drop the ball a knock on is called, regardless of if the ball goes forward, straight down, or backwards.

2014-02-20T02:24:33+00:00

Dave

Guest


Good article. Give me Rabs and Voss every day of theweek. Channel 9 need to Can Hadley. What a self opinioted, one-eyed, critical. self absorbed garbag commentater he is. I turn off the television when he is on. He makes a call, and even when the video ref clearly shows the referee isc correct, he goes on and on like a bad mother in law. He is annoying as a Wisdom tooth extraction. Free to air only have one live game a week , so why do they need this goose.

2014-02-20T02:13:57+00:00

Benedict Arnold

Guest


I don't think looks should be a reason to remove advertising. Say a company like Jayco sponsors the storm and has their logo on the front of their jersey. The club makes money from it; in turn, when the game is aired jayco pays for their adverts on tv and gets significant exposure, which supports the network which in turn funds the game through tv rights. I lost count last year at the number NRMA tv ads that were played during friday night games when the broncos played.

2014-02-20T01:59:20+00:00

Don

Roar Rookie


The issue is that the Broncos get about 3 times more for their jersey sponsorships than say the Eels (that is what happens when you are the only team in town and are guaranteed national FTA exposure for more than 75% of your games.) Pirtek are paying as much to be on the back of the Broncos jersey as they were to be on the front of the Eels. How do you compensate for that? Stuff like this is why the greedy Broncos started Super League. They thought the NSWRL, by having poor deals and restrictions was limiting the capacity for them to earn higher income.

2014-02-20T01:52:33+00:00

Scrubbit

Guest


Andrew voss? Yeah he's a good commentator. Very underrated. Problem is every big hit all you hear is "HE HAS JUST MET THE TERMINATOR!"

2014-02-20T01:47:40+00:00

Benedict Arnold

Guest


There is no evidence to suggest that they reduce the chance of concussion. I have played both codes and the guys I played with wore them to stop the onset of cauliflower ears. I'm pretty sure that's why JT wears one. Look, I don't know the coefficient damping factor of head gear padding but If you did the math I think the difference between wearing one and not wouldn't make much of a difference if you were getting hit significantly hard on the head.

2014-02-20T01:33:34+00:00

turbodewd

Guest


Benedict, seroiusly, your comment....Im not sure youre being serious or having a joke in reference to JonD's comments. NRL jerseys are the worst in the world. They are gaudy/busy designs which change yearly and are covered in ads. Hell at least if the ads matched the team colors they might be palatable. But they dont and they are a big yucky!

2014-02-20T01:29:55+00:00

turbodewd

Guest


Benedict, you are trying to tell us, with a straight face, that headgear doesnt absorb some of the energy in a collision?! Noone is saying headgear can eliminate concussions. But without question the padding can absorb some of the energy and reduce the energy transmitted thru to the brain. Views to the contrary arent science-backed.

2014-02-20T01:26:26+00:00

Benedict Arnold

Guest


Every now and then one of these comments pops up that you just don't know whether the person is being serious or having a joke.

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