Who has the NRL's toughest job?

By Chris Chard / Expert

After watching his under-fire side get cruelly pipped in the final minutes, most NRL fans would be quick to tell you that new Warriors coach Andrew McFadden has the toughest job in the game.

Is this really the case?

Let’s face it. While getting thrown the keys to footy’s backfiring Daewoo Lanos and being asked to win the Bathurst 1000 is a pretty big challenge, it really does pale in comparison to some of the other things people are doing in our great game to make a buck.

So while it would be prudent to keep one half of the Super Macs in your prayers to the footy gods this week, please also spare a thought for these other poor souls.

NRL referees’ boss
An obvious one for sure, but it would be remiss of me to ignore poor old Tony Archer.

After every game of the year the refs cop an absolute battering from the punters and press. When they really make a mess it’s Big T’s phone that will be blowing up.

As if his job isn’t hard enough, all of a sudden out pops one of his more experienced charges in Gavin Badger with a lairy haircut that even Todd Carney would say was a bit out there, further alienating the men with the whistles from Joe Public.

Campbelltown Sports Stadium marketing manager
After a soggy week in Sydney, the Tigers vs Cowboys match at Campbelltown on a Saturday was always going to be a tough sell.

It turned out to be even tougher than flogging tickets to the Gary Larson Spoken Word Tour, with a crowd of only 6456 showing up for the Shannon Gallant Shield.

This isn’t even the smallest crowd to witness these two play, as 4724 saw them do battle at Leichardt in 2001 and 6158 at Campbelltown in 2003.

Even accommodating for the lack of chemistry between the two teams, the figure is a worry. If the Eels versus Tigers match at ANZ Stadium takes place with plenty of black and orange in the stands, it will surely convince the cash-strapped Wests to take more games to the larger venue.

Burgess brothers’ bodyguard
Geez, you’d think four blokes the size of a Pat Richards dropout would be safe to walk the paddock after the match, but this is clearly not the case. The eldest Burgii received a thorough thrashing from a Penrith supporter’s flag on Friday night.

While the accused’s defence that she believed Burgess’ big bonce to be some sort of sweet-filled piñata does have some merit, it highlights the difficulty in assuring the safety of Souths’ smooth-talking superstar.

Spud Carroll has done a great job with Rusty for years, perhaps he could pitch in and lend a hand… even if his exposure to fan flags may have been somewhat limited during his stint at the Bunnies between 1990-93.

NSW’s assistant coaches
One of the hardest things about being an assistant coach is having to put up with the chopping and changing of the bloke running the show. With NSW coach Laurie Daley nominating everyone bar Phil Duke as a smokie for a spot this series, poor old Trent Barrett and Jim Dymock will be pulling double shifts from now until July.

Throw in the injury to Robbie Farah on the weekend and one of the few positions locked in has now blown out to a shortlist of about nine or ten. Jimmy and Baz must seriously be thinking about forwarding their resumés across the ditch.

Ben Barba
After a turbulent 2013, Barba was shipped north as the Broncos’ star recruit who would bring back that old premiership magic. Now, he is staring at a stint with Ipswich.

Friday night’s sluggish performance has Brisbane fans screaming for a change. With a fullback playing five-eighth (Anthony Milford) on the way and Karmichael Hunt on the radar, all of the sudden Barba is hugely under the pump.

On the plus side, at least he’s still doing better than Gavin Badger’s barber…

So Roarers, who do you think has the toughest job in the NRL?

The Crowd Says:

2014-04-14T20:28:59+00:00

Gonads At Large

Guest


If my memory serves me correctly, Richardson was one of the CEOs in the Super League War who demanded that Souths be expelled from the competition. Richardson then gave evidence in the court case demanding that South be chucked out. In return, Murdoch helped him start up the Gateshead club in England which, after building up massive debts, Richardson was forced to merge with Hull. Then Richardson sold the 105 year old Hull grandstand to pay more debts that he had accumulated before selling his stake and bolting back to Australia. Since he started at Souths in 2004, all that club's assets have been sold, including a building in Chalmers Street, a carpark, and home units. The result? The Bunnies have no assets, massive debts, live hand to mouth with handouts from sponsors, and are renting offices at massive rental which the club once owned. Richardson turns big businesses into tiny ones.

2014-04-14T11:53:48+00:00

turbodewd

Guest


LOL. Shane Richardson recently said something to the effect that he didnt give a damn about crowd figures and only cared about revenue. What a breath-takingly arrogant statement. A wise CEO would, at the very least, express concerns over crowds and (again, at the very least) pay lip service to improving crowds. His complete disdain for the fans going thru his turn-styles is abhorrent. The man should be utterly expelled from rugby league as a despicable blight on the game. Id happily debate the creature in person and thrash him soundly on how to manage the great sport of rugby league. Complete dinosaur. Rant over :^)

2014-04-14T08:57:14+00:00

Gonads At Large

Guest


Shane Richardson's cook. 24/7 job.

2014-04-14T08:07:58+00:00

Scrubbit

Guest


Of course

2014-04-14T07:50:22+00:00

turbodewd

Guest


While I detest Ray Hadley, I actually find his commentary to be superior to waffling Ray Warren or bitter Gus Gould. Give me Voss or Hadley any day over Rabs and his unfunny mixed metaphors.

2014-04-14T06:39:40+00:00

Danos

Guest


Warriors fitness coach

2014-04-14T02:48:00+00:00

Mark Young

Roar Guru


The person at Channel 9 who reads the hate mail that comes in about Ray Hadley's commentary?

2014-04-14T02:07:28+00:00

planko

Guest


They show replays when they know the decision is right they seem to not show them when the ref makes the call on the field yet they are marginal ....

2014-04-14T01:54:17+00:00

fishes

Guest


+1. They've even stopped bothering to show replays of important referee decisions.

2014-04-14T01:51:34+00:00

fishes

Guest


supporters included

2014-04-14T01:39:48+00:00

Sean

Guest


Anyone who has to sit through Nine's delayed, cross motion filled, ad interrupted, self important coverage.

2014-04-14T01:20:57+00:00

planko

Guest


I agree with you Gaz .. Also the guy who signed barba up in a couple weeks when he has to tell the board that 12 to 15 per of the cap is running around in QLD Cup or coming off the bench.

2014-04-14T01:18:59+00:00

planko

Guest


He is angry Renegade cause a spine of olde men will not cut it this year. Mate what happened to sharkies did you get to game ? I was an engagement party very grumpy madly refreshing my phone with score updates only a few kilometres away.

2014-04-14T01:16:46+00:00

planko

Guest


I really hope you are right storm boy but I would be taking the 3.6 or 3.7 with great gusto if I had spare dollars mate.

2014-04-14T01:07:34+00:00

Dane Eldridge

Expert


The bottle of 'Just for Men' in Gus's bathroom?

2014-04-14T00:38:01+00:00

scott

Guest


Not quite true. Parker offloaded the job to Hoffman but true to form Hoffy took it and ran instead of passing it on.

AUTHOR

2014-04-14T00:29:22+00:00

Chris Chard

Expert


I hear Josh Hoffman may have nominated himself for the difficult task...

2014-04-14T00:00:57+00:00

Gaz

Guest


The person who tells Barba he is going back to the Qld Cup.

2014-04-13T23:58:08+00:00

KB

Guest


Its a no brainer...working with a Souths supporter.

2014-04-13T23:52:34+00:00

Renegade

Roar Guru


Toughest gig - Sharks supporters! Realistically you'd have to say - the referees.

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