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Lifetime sports enthusiast, but mainly just the funny bits. Author of 'The TRUTH about Rugby League', the unhinged ramblings of a disturbed troll regarding The Greatest Game of All. Rorts, conspiracies and NRL paranoia, all wrapped up in tight burrito of Boomer Outrage. Out now!

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I’m not sure mate but Ricky’s on the line and he wants access to your sock drawer

The truth about rugby league? State of Origin is stealing from you

It died when they took it to Queensland mate

The truth about rugby league? State of Origin is stealing from you

Thank you, Nat. And I’m thrilled Andy has seen the sky blue light

The truth about rugby league? State of Origin is stealing from you

kk. Hope you’re still crowing proudly from the tree tops, my friend. Up the Doggies!

The truth about rugby league? State of Origin is stealing from you

Will choose my insufferable Ch9 programming more wisely next time mate

The truth about rugby league? State of Origin is stealing from you

It’s mutual mate. Haven’t slept a wink

The truth about rugby league? State of Origin is stealing from you

You’ll have to check my QAnon page for that one, HL

Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash

Very true, Jak. Wonder if there’s a German word for Parra schaudenfruede?

Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash

Hi Paul. Yes, took a short hiatus to deal with a troublesome hoof. Blew out a boot bowling at heady speeds upwards of 105kmh. Happy to say though, my sock survived

Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash

Thank you kk. Happy Rugby League to you, my dear brethren

Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash

Don’t worry DP, your mighty club will one day return to these lofty heights

Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash

G’day KK. There’s not a portfolio big enough to eclipse Big Wayne’s aura. He’s less QLD and more NATO. Maybe we can get him to sort AZ

Broncos, Maroons, lockdown: Queensland need Wayne Bennett to fix everything

All the best leaks come from Grappa in Leichhardt!

Broncos, Maroons, lockdown: Queensland need Wayne Bennett to fix everything

Too right, Paul. But luckily, despite his busy schedule, Wayne has committed to continue leaking barbs about the Broncos to the Courier Mail

Broncos, Maroons, lockdown: Queensland need Wayne Bennett to fix everything

Wally was asked but he said he preferred something challenging

Broncos, Maroons, lockdown: Queensland need Wayne Bennett to fix everything

Onya Jeffers! Thanks for all your unwavering support over the years mate. I owe you a beer, and judging by these comments, I’m not the only one. Looks like you’ll be the Roycey Simmons of online editors. All the best mate

The Roar bids farewell to Managing Editor, Daniel Jeffrey

Yes and I ran out of spots in the Hall of Fame after giving the last spot to Matt Burton

Curb the hype and Reece Walsh could be next Immortal

This kid belongs in the glitzy surrounds of Civic

Curb the hype and Reece Walsh could be next Immortal

Are you suggesting some kind of professional feeder club, Paul? If so, I like it. It would simply formalise current practice

Curb the hype and Reece Walsh could be next Immortal

Freddy could squeeze 23 fullbacks in to a 19 man squad

Curb the hype and Reece Walsh could be next Immortal

KK, to share the responsibility evenly across the board typifies the egalitarian ways of modern society. You are a visionary

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

I was thinking that, but then I remembered Brisbane’s demise is in the national interest!

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

That “interview” sounds ominous, Paul. Maybe even as bad as one with Roving Sam Thaiday

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

About time that horse was called out

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

A commercial silver lining in the club’s darkest era

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

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