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Dane Eldridge

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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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Good morning KK and top of the season to you. Once again, you speak sense. Leave the man at fullback, and get him to Easts. We need another utility and preferably an Aries

Kalyn Ponga's 2019 set to exceed exaltations

Cheers matth. Sean Rudder was always wonderful at carrying a team, seems he’s done it again here

Kalyn Ponga's 2019 set to exceed exaltations

Cheers Griggso. Season 2030 is not looking good. Scurvy could be the new ACL

Round 1 is here, now we can finally talk about the football

I was already fired up for the footy, but hearing Big Daddy talk religion has surged me to new levels

Round 1 is here, now we can finally talk about the football

I swear I’m immune, Shane. Tom Cruise told me so

Round 1 is here, now we can finally talk about the football

G’day TB, it is wonderful to again be blinded by the reflection of the tinfoil. As for Latrell’s knees, I haven’t slept since the Waratahs game. Which is crazy because it was rugby

Round 1 is here, now we can finally talk about the football

G’day KK, its wonderful to smell the liniment again. Wishing you a fruitful 2019 season. Please be careful down there with Todd and Peter, you could find yourself in an executive role in refereeing

Round 1 is here, now we can finally talk about the football

Got me there

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Thanks James, much appreciated! Our internet is painful, after all

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Good shout. And perhaps one of those rubber superballs for T20 (or a zorb ball for games involving Australia)

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Thanks James. It’s an uncontrollable bodily reaction

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Bloody fantastic view, KK. Using our own ball seems a much more plausible proposition than what I originally hoped, which was to play with no ball at all

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Kay, I need to get you on a cliché consultancy role

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

You’re right, FQ. Tennis is badly lacking naked horseplay

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Too kind mate, thank you

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Seeing them like footballs!

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Thanks Harold. Self admonishing for missing the betting irregularities. Shall include in my next League in Crisis piece, which should only be minutes away

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

He’s sending plenty of texts lately Big D- don’t speak too soon, there could be a ‘slip-up’. Also known in league circles as a ‘hacking’

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Thanks Paul. Definitely disappointed in the shortfall of clichés, but I’m “working hard in the gym” to rectify and should be ready for round one

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Cheers Stirling, but I must defer to the great work of our footballers. They write themselves

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Great idea, Paul. Then once the series sweep is complete, time for a mini-series celebrating his rise. If it’s good for The Don, its’ good for Glenn.

Glenn Maxwell's career has become a 12-part crime podcast

He was overlooked again, Matt. According to Trevor Hohns, he only wants to play white ball cricket. Jesus wept

Glenn Maxwell's career has become a 12-part crime podcast

Its a sad story, Graeme. The trajectory is so predictable. Earmarked – fast-tracked – fallout with Michael Clarke – become County/Bangladesh PL stalwart

Glenn Maxwell's career has become a 12-part crime podcast

Much appreciated bigbaz – although topping selectors’ logic could also be achieved by a car tyre

Glenn Maxwell's career has become a 12-part crime podcast

Not a bad call, Tom G. And ‘Gormless’? Magnifique! *kisses fingers like Italian chef*

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