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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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You’ll have to check my QAnon page for that one, HL

Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash

Very true, Jak. Wonder if there’s a German word for Parra schaudenfruede?

Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash

Hi Paul. Yes, took a short hiatus to deal with a troublesome hoof. Blew out a boot bowling at heady speeds upwards of 105kmh. Happy to say though, my sock survived

Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash

Thank you kk. Happy Rugby League to you, my dear brethren

Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash

Don’t worry DP, your mighty club will one day return to these lofty heights

Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash

G’day KK. There’s not a portfolio big enough to eclipse Big Wayne’s aura. He’s less QLD and more NATO. Maybe we can get him to sort AZ

Broncos, Maroons, lockdown: Queensland need Wayne Bennett to fix everything

All the best leaks come from Grappa in Leichhardt!

Broncos, Maroons, lockdown: Queensland need Wayne Bennett to fix everything

Too right, Paul. But luckily, despite his busy schedule, Wayne has committed to continue leaking barbs about the Broncos to the Courier Mail

Broncos, Maroons, lockdown: Queensland need Wayne Bennett to fix everything

Wally was asked but he said he preferred something challenging

Broncos, Maroons, lockdown: Queensland need Wayne Bennett to fix everything

Onya Jeffers! Thanks for all your unwavering support over the years mate. I owe you a beer, and judging by these comments, I’m not the only one. Looks like you’ll be the Roycey Simmons of online editors. All the best mate

The Roar bids farewell to Managing Editor, Daniel Jeffrey

Yes and I ran out of spots in the Hall of Fame after giving the last spot to Matt Burton

Curb the hype and Reece Walsh could be next Immortal

This kid belongs in the glitzy surrounds of Civic

Curb the hype and Reece Walsh could be next Immortal

Are you suggesting some kind of professional feeder club, Paul? If so, I like it. It would simply formalise current practice

Curb the hype and Reece Walsh could be next Immortal

Freddy could squeeze 23 fullbacks in to a 19 man squad

Curb the hype and Reece Walsh could be next Immortal

KK, to share the responsibility evenly across the board typifies the egalitarian ways of modern society. You are a visionary

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

I was thinking that, but then I remembered Brisbane’s demise is in the national interest!

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

That “interview” sounds ominous, Paul. Maybe even as bad as one with Roving Sam Thaiday

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

About time that horse was called out

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

A commercial silver lining in the club’s darkest era

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

Very true, Tony. He should’ve shown some respect to the club’s predicament, and done it at halftime

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

Darius’ status as protected species has seemingly extended in to retirement

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

Thanks for the feedback again everyone. Will be keeping an eye on Todd to see if Tim’s prophecies come to light too

The next Bellamy: Rookie Todd Payten on track to be game's biggest stress-head

Thanks for all the feedback, legends! Bloody good for footy to be back. Bring on the unattainable ref standards and bickering

Consumer warning: New Melbourne probably the same as Old Melbourne

It’s well-worn, isn’t it? Should attract an immediate 10% penalty on the cap IMO

Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents

Bloody NZ, always one step ahead

Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents

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