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Dane Eldridge

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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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Haha yeah, amazing how in negotiations he identified it would be newsworthy three years later

Shock: Rugby league coach may survive hastily offered contract extension

Can’t rule it out, Paul. They will have the cap room to blow. Unless Kieran Foran’s deal bequeaths him a small island in the final year?

Shock: Rugby league coach may survive hastily offered contract extension

Apologies DP. I hope you understand my explanation as provided to Arcturus. Light at the end of the tunnel though; I’m sure a new range of assistant coaches will fix all

Shock: Rugby league coach may survive hastily offered contract extension

Apologies Arcturus. I figured there is no point wasting good hatchets on something so steadfastly barnacled to the club

Shock: Rugby league coach may survive hastily offered contract extension

Many thanks KK, and will be dining out on this comparison for years

Shock: Rugby league coach may survive hastily offered contract extension

G’day BD. Gambling on rugby league is cursed. That’s why I bet on something more reliable, like the pokies

NRL must officially recognise Forward Pass Round

KK, you’ve done it again. And the Burgii squirrelling Hawkeye’s spheroids is an image evoked that will stay with me for a very long time

NRL must officially recognise Forward Pass Round

Agreed ND, I just want the rules to be black and white but applied with discretion. Also for referees to make calls from preferably within the same hemisphere

NRL must officially recognise Forward Pass Round

Can the onesie be fitted with a spirit level?

NRL must officially recognise Forward Pass Round

Jennzex, are you saying it arrived in round 19 but went backwards from the hands?

NRL must officially recognise Forward Pass Round

Great thinking Flexis. Don’t want to milk the cash cow too quickly. Unless there’s limited edition jerseys, then bring it on

NRL must officially recognise Forward Pass Round

They’re considered a delicacy where I’m from (central coast)

Broncos may have let go the wrong quietly spoken old man

Is there a reggies for executives?

Broncos may have let go the wrong quietly spoken old man

KK, only you could script an enlightening observation about league using references to Mavis Bramston and ice cream

Broncos may have let go the wrong quietly spoken old man

The Allora Armadillo
Papi, I need to know these bewdies BEFORE I go to print!

Broncos may have let go the wrong quietly spoken old man

Cheers Dunc you legend

Broncos may have let go the wrong quietly spoken old man

Thanks BennO! Yeah the father-son thing is about three years past its shelf life, but the parent-teacher angle got the better of me. And Souths-Logan? That’s premium content baby!

Broncos may have let go the wrong quietly spoken old man

Sure did, Mungbean! Thanks for the pickup mate, sending myself to reggies as we speak

Broncos may have let go the wrong quietly spoken old man

He can be blamed for anything provided it fits under the salary cap

Pearce provides Fittler with much-needed experience, much-needed scapegoat

kk, poetic and profound as usual. Agree on Jimmy, and am already planning a dinner party just so I can casually use ‘Novocastrian Turton Road putsch’

Pearce provides Fittler with much-needed experience, much-needed scapegoat

That’s the rational view, BA. But this state ain’t rational

Pearce provides Fittler with much-needed experience, much-needed scapegoat

It was a desolate time, Soapit. We needed Greg Bird at 5/8th, for heavens sake

Pearce provides Fittler with much-needed experience, much-needed scapegoat

True Harvey. Hard to believe on these numbers that Pearce is 300% better than Cliffy

Pearce provides Fittler with much-needed experience, much-needed scapegoat

Thanks DP and Paul. And definitely agree. Pearce can be blamed at any time, including prior to selection, or even birth

Pearce provides Fittler with much-needed experience, much-needed scapegoat

I absolutely love this, Paul, and have now cancelled my afternoon to deeply cogitate the matter

Relocation now a fruitless annual debate alongside mooted Bears comebacks and Titans rebrands