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Dane Eldridge

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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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Seeing them like footballs!

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Thanks Harold. Self admonishing for missing the betting irregularities. Shall include in my next League in Crisis piece, which should only be minutes away

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

He’s sending plenty of texts lately Big D- don’t speak too soon, there could be a ‘slip-up’. Also known in league circles as a ‘hacking’

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Thanks Paul. Definitely disappointed in the shortfall of clichés, but I’m “working hard in the gym” to rectify and should be ready for round one

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Cheers Stirling, but I must defer to the great work of our footballers. They write themselves

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Great idea, Paul. Then once the series sweep is complete, time for a mini-series celebrating his rise. If it’s good for The Don, its’ good for Glenn.

Glenn Maxwell's career has become a 12-part crime podcast

He was overlooked again, Matt. According to Trevor Hohns, he only wants to play white ball cricket. Jesus wept

Glenn Maxwell's career has become a 12-part crime podcast

Its a sad story, Graeme. The trajectory is so predictable. Earmarked – fast-tracked – fallout with Michael Clarke – become County/Bangladesh PL stalwart

Glenn Maxwell's career has become a 12-part crime podcast

Much appreciated bigbaz – although topping selectors’ logic could also be achieved by a car tyre

Glenn Maxwell's career has become a 12-part crime podcast

Not a bad call, Tom G. And ‘Gormless’? Magnifique! *kisses fingers like Italian chef*

Sea Eagles CEO: Toovey didn't offend enough people at Manly to be asked back

Wonderful again, KK. Any position in this administrative masterstroke for T.Barrett?

Sea Eagles CEO: Toovey didn't offend enough people at Manly to be asked back

I’ll wear that with pride, Taubada!

Sea Eagles CEO: Toovey didn't offend enough people at Manly to be asked back

Thanks DP! You’ve gotta wonder about Toovey’s dwindling stocks on the Beaches. That’s even acknowledging the pot plant would qualify as state-of-the-art training equipment

Sea Eagles CEO: Toovey didn't offend enough people at Manly to be asked back

Love it, Paul, cheers mate. And apologies for haunting you with Little Paul, which sounds super weird as I type it

The crisis merchant's memorable moments of 2018

Dutski, you’re too kind! The crises have fed me bountifully this year. Kinda makes me appreciated unbalanced journalism. Not good.

The crisis merchant's memorable moments of 2018

BD, have you been watching us through the DT’s long lens?

The crisis merchant's memorable moments of 2018

Bloody dangerous, I reckon

The crisis merchant's memorable moments of 2018

Great read AJ! We should collab next time and create one huge crises mega-sludge ball. I reckon it would look like that massive meteor of nappies they dug up from the London underground

Presenting the 2018 Crises awards

Cheers Justin, much appreciated. The Crises Tidal Wave can power endless pieces, I’m actually expecting it in bible form soon

The crisis merchant's memorable moments of 2018

Too right TB- it was a disgracefully poor year for disgrace. Also can’t believe I overlooked the Proctor Squeeze. I love the Gorski and could listen to him talk wheels all day!

The crisis merchant's memorable moments of 2018

God this is funny. Crack and Spanks for alt-comms on GF day please

Crackling and Spanks: Grist for the granny

AJL you legend, thank you for detecting this subtle reference!

Slater defence to fight ban saying "at least he was wearing pants"

It’s a straight-to-DVD blockbuster just waiting to happen. You could play Honest Randy too

Slater defence to fight ban saying "at least he was wearing pants"

KK, I’m actually more interested in securing at seat at the hearing rather than Sunday at ANZ- this is a true biggun

Slater defence to fight ban saying "at least he was wearing pants"

Bloody hell, this is excellent

Happy 123rd, rugby league