Columnist About
Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0
- Member Since:
- March 2012
- Based In:
- Central Coast, NSW
- Favourite Sports:
- AFL, Cricket, Football, League, Rugby,
Latest Articles
NSW Origin debate: Where even the dead are ‘in the mix’
2 days ago
These days, I prefer to list those who aren’t in contention for Blues selection, just because I’d like to see my baby son again before he’s 35.
Ricky Stuart issues crackdown on comfortable leads
5 days ago
Ricky Stuart has implemented a bold blueprint to help the Raiders stamp out crucial faults costing them games, such as building leads.
An NRL fan's guide to that soccer tournament in Russia
17 May 2018
Come June, everyone from Milan to Mogadishu will pause for the most significant sporting event known to mankind. Then once Origin is done, it’s time to focus on Russia.
We're on track to destroy Kalyn Ponga and Nathan Cleary
16 May 2018
In a comforting sign of public stability, a study of expectations shows Nathan Cleary and Kalyn Ponga are tracking strongly to have their careers destroyed by evil forces such as us.
Bulldogs' next recruitment planned for the year 3000
10 May 2018
Following a review of their salary cap, the Bulldogs are on track to re-enter the player market in just under a thousand years.
Rugby league: Now almost 48 hours without a workplace incident
6 May 2018
Rugby league has now firmly established itself as a harmonious utopia, and what a two days it has been.