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Dane Eldridge

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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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Did he play for the Bears? If so, definitely!

Psychologists to apply for Jobkeeper if Eels win 2020 NRL premiership

K-Man, we are on the same wavelength! Another superb read mate. It’s almost worth the crippled economy just to see you poor buggers achieve something that isn’t the Nines or a retrial

Psychologists to apply for Jobkeeper if Eels win 2020 NRL premiership

Big Daddy, this combination would be more devastating to their chances than recalling Steve Kearney or Chris Thorman

The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels

Thank you Kman, love your feedback. I’m glad this has struck the right tone for you poor beleaguered Eels fans. As for my intimate knowledge, I would like to thank my research manager Mr. G. Oogle

The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels

KK, your prose is tremendously intoxicating, as per usual. And who amongst us hasn’t craved the smell of Thirsty Lynch’s socks? A sensory delight!

The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels

Very good Nat, wished I’d thought of that

The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels

Very true Paul, you have summed up the beauty of Parramatta nicely. The thing that separates them from competitors is their range. No team can boast a wider spectrum of potential calamity

The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels

Yes, hard to disagree TB. But I also think a statue outside Bankwest of Gutho hoisting a tiny star could catch on

The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels

Yes Bazza, the Eels are one thing, but I’m still pinching myself about Nick

The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels

Thanks for the lovely feedback KK and K-Man, my head has inflated to Paul Kent proportions. You could post a billboard on my forehead. Very humbled. Great read too K-Man!

Alarm bells ring as Wests Tigers enter the top eight

Thanks for the lovely feedback everybody. Will definitely be revisiting this topic when Smith brings up his next 400 games

Melbourne’s future long-term hooker and Harry Grant

Good afternoon Kooka. Like you say, Seibold was a pop-up promising the world, and the Broncos immediately provided their credit card details. Maybe delivery is delayed due to coronavirus, or he’s just a box of styrofoam

Seibold software incompatible with Bennett-operated Broncos

TLN, you’ve got me there. I would say unspeakable for Broncos fans but euphoric for others

Seibold software incompatible with Bennett-operated Broncos

No probs Watda. A worthy cause to which I proudly release this line

Seibold software incompatible with Bennett-operated Broncos

Monorchid, thank you very much for your kind feedback. Here’s to a pre-season confined to the back page

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

Sounds like a regular Mad Monday

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

Thanks Nat. Never hurts to remind of the dangers

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

No probs TLN. Always glad to help out the battlers

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

Guilty as charged mate. Just trying to force a revolution using my fake accounts

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

Big Daddy, you gem. Of course some prefer Beaver. He was a wonderful player

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

G’day Spanner. Its a small, hairy pest. Think Cameron Smith in a canopy

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

Thanks for bringing this to my attention Paul. I reckon dice footy could be the most compelling thing to come out of the VFL since AFLX

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

KK my dear comrade, would anyone be surprised to see the Sydney spin cycle toss up Barilaro as new CEO? The incestuousness and cannibalism of the scene would render this almost a fair accompli. One thing we can assume, Todd will not apply on account of stacking his capital. He’ll need more than a 30 second video to capture the process. (My attempt at KK prose)

Updating NRL match review laws for quarantine, Tik Tok

I think about this every day, Big Daddy

Origin speculation to proceed despite no footy as ‘essential service’

Great idea Big Daddy, and a chilling cautionary tale from KK. Luckily I have stockpiled enough to see me through multiple pandemics. If worse comes to worse, I can wipe my backside with a cold stubbie

Origin speculation to proceed despite no footy as ‘essential service’