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Dane Eldridge

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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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Thanks Charles Bidner!

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

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1w

Hello kk, you’ve taken me on another magical carpet ride through the psyche. When is your next article? COVID needs the take of the mighty Kariong Kooka

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

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1w

Hey Paul, I reckon it would’ve been watered-down, overly-frothy, room temperature swill. So, premium by stadium standards

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

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1w

Nice one Walter- Also need odds of Origin speculation despite no footy

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

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1w

Wowsers. I didn’t think I could love Gorski any more than I do, but there ya go. What a legend

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

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1w

Thanks Onside!

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

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1w

Arcturus- at least washing dishes counts as sanitising hands (I’ve lost layers of skin and am almost down to bone)

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

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1w

Sounds like hell, Steve (ie marriage)

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

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1w

Yes TLN, definitely takes a lot of time, usually in a thesaurus and ignoring family

Cash-strapped NRL "desperate” for off-field incidents they can heavily fine

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2w

Very kind words mate, and greatly appreciated. Let us give praise to the conduit of footy

How to build a premiership-winning NRL list

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4w

Senore Kookaburra, I see your delectable posts were a harbinger for the sumptuous long-form talent you possess. This was a read that illuminated the mind and whet the appetite for the season approaching. I demand more!

How to build a premiership-winning NRL list

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And long live KK and his majorly excellent new profile pic. Is that kookaburra smiling?

BBL final winner unexpectedly determined by game of cricket

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Feb

Dingo, are you suggesting corrupting selection policy by using coercion from the Queensland mafia? If so, I like it

Peter Siddle: Another conservative candidate wins shock election

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Dec

Thanks qwetzen, I often like to use big words that I don’t understand, so I’m glad this one landed

Peter Siddle: Another conservative candidate wins shock election

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Dec

Cheers TLN!

Peter Siddle: Another conservative candidate wins shock election

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Dec

Hugh, your cabinet looks superb. Although I can’t imagine a cordon without Corbyn

Peter Siddle: Another conservative candidate wins shock election

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Dec

Thanks Paul, just waiting now for a product recall on the square

Peter Siddle: Another conservative candidate wins shock election

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Dec

All good Sheek! You bring great logic- something welcome as quite the rarity in my pieces

Peter Siddle: Another conservative candidate wins shock election

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Dec

Where runs are never respected, Bob. Almost not worth even taking guard

Literacy crisis: Helping Australians struggling to read a cricket pitch

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Cricket
 
Dec

Many thanks, PP VII

Literacy crisis: Helping Australians struggling to read a cricket pitch

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Dec

Could be, Paul? Might take the statue though, just because it has more exciting chat

Literacy crisis: Helping Australians struggling to read a cricket pitch

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Dec

Cheers matth

Literacy crisis: Helping Australians struggling to read a cricket pitch

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Dec

Cheers Paul, explained it for me beautifully. CA and bedfellows definitely the intended target here. Just had to lightly clip the tourists on the way through to make the point.

In saying this, refuse to yield that all three are libelous for not being India

Cricket Australia post Seek ad for competitive opponent

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Oct

The true spirit of rugby league? I’m glad you asked, Mr Gore. I believe such an intangible, unenforceable, interpretative and subjective guideline such is so perfect for the unappeasable masses of rugby league, you’d think it was tailor-made across the negotiation table in 1908. Leaving the term undefined, and thus a catalyst for facilitating further chaos in decision-making, is the true spirit of rugby league in itself.

Otherwise, it’s probs whatever Cameron Smith says, I’d reckon

There is some really weird stuff in the NRL rule book

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Oct

This also sounds somewhat like Queensland selection policy

Enough is enough: Time to ban NRL off-season

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