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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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It’s well-worn, isn’t it? Should attract an immediate 10% penalty on the cap IMO

Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents

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Nov

Bloody NZ, always one step ahead

Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents

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Nov

Bloody excellent idea Zac, and for this reason, totally inappropriate for rugby league!

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Nov

Wow Paul, I would love to answer that but regrettably I didn’t graduate from Yale with honours. Something tells me there would be some kinda fringe benefit tariff payable to the IRS or someone more powerful, ie Khoder Nasser

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Nov

Big D, you raise a fair point. Players are buggers too. Unfortunately they are a necessary evil. We need the herd immunity

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Nov

G’day Beath, a ripper suggestion mate, and one that has proven quite popular in outer climes. Maybe the double contract is too passé for the industry though; perhaps a triple contract, with the extra to go to Buzz?

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Nov

Good morning JA, and once again, superb advice. Based on recent developments, I’m not sure who is more reputable betwen an NRL agent and an NRL doctor. Perhaps they would be better served googling

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Nov

I like how a 4 game series will always deliver a clear winner too

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

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Nov

Thanks TLN, an honour to be mentioned alongside such a luminary of dribble

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

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Nov

Gould’s comms are sometimes WC

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

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We could do with another 5/8 too

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

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Wow, thank you John. I guess I can only say, I draw great inspiration from evil global leaders

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

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Nov

Thanks John. Kicking myself for not consulting your deep legal advice prior. Reckon Todd Woodbridge could’ve been a clincher

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

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Nov

Too right Barry, they are majorly suspect! Surely Qld’s points can be challenged under the relevant legislation, ie rule 1.4 subsection 25a of Michigan electoral guidelines

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

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Nov

The best I’ve seen, KK. That’s why he deserves this kinda respectful farewell

Cameron Smith has earned right to retire on his terms, provided he retires before the grand final

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Oct

Paul may combust, I truly believe that

Cameron Smith has earned right to retire on his terms, provided he retires before the grand final

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Oct

I think this is a great idea Paul. Give him the entire arts budget

Cameron Smith has earned right to retire on his terms, provided he retires before the grand final

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Beathy, I like your statue idea. It is a gesture that implies an immediate departure. You don’t play on in front of your copper bust, it’s unedifying. Cameron would know this

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Oct

Will need to shave down but I’m def keen mate

The Dogs of War mentality wasn’t intended for the board room

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Sep

Yep BD, spot on mate. It wouldn’t be rugby league or Sydney if it were a harmonious board full of selfless administrators

The Dogs of War mentality wasn’t intended for the board room

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Sep

Too right again KK. This financial saga could take years to repair, possibly the covid economic crash of rugby league but worse

The Dogs of War mentality wasn’t intended for the board room

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Sep

Agreed Paul. A few years back, I would’ve frolicked in the streets at their misfortune. But rugby league needs a strong Dogs (mainly for the TV deal)

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Sep

Well said, TB. The Dogs, for want of a better term, were always bastards. Still have nightmares in September of stony-faced Folkes hatching plans behind Oakleys. Seems forever ago. What’s Cement up to?

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Thanks Nat, it hurt me more than it hurt Newcastle. That’s how I justify it, anyway

Newcastle addresses inconsistency by simply moving it up the table

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Sep

Hello kk, and thank you for your generous praise. When are you going to regale us again with your distinctive take on the GGOA? I will refresh page furiously in anticipation

Newcastle addresses inconsistency by simply moving it up the table

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