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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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Monorchid, thank you very much for your kind feedback. Here’s to a pre-season confined to the back page

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

Sounds like a regular Mad Monday

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

Thanks Nat. Never hurts to remind of the dangers

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

No probs TLN. Always glad to help out the battlers

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

Guilty as charged mate. Just trying to force a revolution using my fake accounts

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

Big Daddy, you gem. Of course some prefer Beaver. He was a wonderful player

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

G’day Spanner. Its a small, hairy pest. Think Cameron Smith in a canopy

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

Thanks for bringing this to my attention Paul. I reckon dice footy could be the most compelling thing to come out of the VFL since AFLX

The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away

KK my dear comrade, would anyone be surprised to see the Sydney spin cycle toss up Barilaro as new CEO? The incestuousness and cannibalism of the scene would render this almost a fair accompli. One thing we can assume, Todd will not apply on account of stacking his capital. He’ll need more than a 30 second video to capture the process. (My attempt at KK prose)

Updating NRL match review laws for quarantine, Tik Tok

I think about this every day, Big Daddy

Origin speculation to proceed despite no footy as ‘essential service’

Great idea Big Daddy, and a chilling cautionary tale from KK. Luckily I have stockpiled enough to see me through multiple pandemics. If worse comes to worse, I can wipe my backside with a cold stubbie

Origin speculation to proceed despite no footy as ‘essential service’

Creagh backpedalled like he’d seen COVID-19, 20 and 21

Origin speculation to proceed despite no footy as ‘essential service’

G’day Paul. Thank you for reminding me of this unforgettable air swing. Woodsy was just a man ahead of his time showing us how to high five in case of coronavirus

Origin speculation to proceed despite no footy as ‘essential service’

Thanks Charles Bidner!

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

Hello kk, you’ve taken me on another magical carpet ride through the psyche. When is your next article? COVID needs the take of the mighty Kariong Kooka

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

Hey Paul, I reckon it would’ve been watered-down, overly-frothy, room temperature swill. So, premium by stadium standards

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

Nice one Walter- Also need odds of Origin speculation despite no footy

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

Wowsers. I didn’t think I could love Gorski any more than I do, but there ya go. What a legend

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

Thanks Onside!

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

Arcturus- at least washing dishes counts as sanitising hands (I’ve lost layers of skin and am almost down to bone)

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

Sounds like hell, Steve (ie marriage)

NRL lockout fury: Angry fan slams home match day experience as 'unaffordable' and 'lacking atmosphere'

Yes TLN, definitely takes a lot of time, usually in a thesaurus and ignoring family

Cash-strapped NRL "desperate” for off-field incidents they can heavily fine

Very kind words mate, and greatly appreciated. Let us give praise to the conduit of footy

How to build a premiership-winning NRL list

Senore Kookaburra, I see your delectable posts were a harbinger for the sumptuous long-form talent you possess. This was a read that illuminated the mind and whet the appetite for the season approaching. I demand more!

How to build a premiership-winning NRL list

And long live KK and his majorly excellent new profile pic. Is that kookaburra smiling?

BBL final winner unexpectedly determined by game of cricket