When does a tipple turn into too much?

By Kia Kaha / Roar Guru

I walk into the cauldron of fire cheered on by the small but enthusiastic crowd. This is the moment I have prepared for in training all week. Everything boils down to this one gladiatorial event.

There can be no hesitation or self-doubt. There will be no second chances. Glory awaits. The alternative doesn’t bear thinking about.

I glance back at my team mates. I see the mix of fear and anticipation in their eyes. No one wants to let down their mate standing alongside them. After all, it’s more than just pride at stake. This stuff really matters to each and every one competing.

A hush comes over the crowd. The players take their respective positions and eyeball their opponents. I search out my opposite. He shoots me a look of contempt and taunts me with unabashed delight.

In that moment, I realise I’m wringing my hands. My reddening face only serves to egg him on further in his verbal attacks. I must find a way to control my nerves.

The shrill blast of the referee’s whistle. The contest begins and the nerves disappear. The training takes over. I set about my work with grim determination.

The crowd breaks its silence. ‘Get into it,’ one tersely calls out. ‘You’ve got this. You own him,’ declares another.

I drain the last contents of the jug and invert it on top of my head. The outside centre launches into his work. My job is complete. Mission accomplished. My team is off to the perfect start.

Alcohol and rugby went hand in hand for me. Sometimes literally. That’s how social the rugby got at times. They went together like bacon and eggs. Either one could quite happily exist on its own, but when combined they made the perfect matrimony.

It’s still a familiar tale to many of those who still play the game at the amateur level. Social rugby can be a euphemism for social binge drinking. Rugby is seen by many as the greatest sport for building camaraderie and having a drink together is just an extension of building those strong bonds.

Gone are the days in the professional era, however, when rugby tours saw legendary drinking sessions occur on tour. Alcohol impedes recovery and players cannot afford to place their bodies under additional strain.

Of course there are high profile cases such as Zac Guildford showing some players are incapable of restricting themselves to a few quiets. Yet these cases are just as few and far between as their complete opposite .

Teetotalers such as Johnny Wilkinson or those who abstain for religious reasons such as Sonny Bill Williams and Michael Jones are equally the exception not the norm. The overwhelming majority of players still like to unwind by going out and by going out they take that to mean drinking alcohol.

The problem comes to a head when alcohol makes the headlines. Much was made of England’s sortie in Queenstown in the 2011 World Cup but England’s poor results were the real driving force behind that particular media campaign.

Contrast that with Israel Dagg and Cory Jane who got off comparatively lightly with their late-night shenanigans in the lead-up to the semi-final. The victors get to write their own history.

There was much surprise when Aaron Cruden made the headlines for not making the meet-up to make the flight for Argentina. Alcohol had never been a problem for him before and he was certainly not the only player out on the town that previous night. As it turned out, the flight was delayed but Cruden did not escape punishment and didn’t make the final two matches in the Rugby Championship nor indeed the last Bledisloe match. Now fate has dealt him an even harsher hand with injury ruining his chances of making the World Cup.

Rugby just happens to be played in many Anglo-Saxon countries. These countries often have irresponsible attitudes to drinking. Eating is cheating, for example, is not an expression used in every country where alcohol is consumed.

Many would balk at the definition of the World Health Organisation that any male drinking more than six beers is taking part in a binge-drinking session.

Rugby is considered a hard, physical game and engrained in the culture of many rugby Test nations is that drinking alcohol is further proof of your masculinity. Work hard allows you the luxury to play and drink hard. Drinking to control, therefore, could be perceived as putting at risk your reputation.

I read with curiosity that Sam Warburton was not a popular choice with many British fans for the Lions captaincy as he had willingly imposed a ban on alcohol in the 2011 World Cup after reaching the knockout phase. This did not really affect him as he hardly ever drinks alcohol, but his attitude was that too much hard work went into a campaign for that to be taken away by an ill-advised heavy drinking session.

The implication was that he was not a good leader for a tour because fans felt that he did not know how to connect with players and the best way of doing that was having a few drinks with the players. Having a laugh off the field is important as taking things seriously on the field but that is hard to do if you’re not drinking.

The problem is, there is a lot of down-time when it comes to touring or indeed when a team is in camp at home. You don’t want your players to have their nerves shot before game time nor do you want them operating at a furious intensity all week. You have to time that release of pent-up energy.

Yet just as limits are placed on what types of food players can eat, how reasonable is it to expect players to impose limits on the amount of alcohol they consume? These are grown adults but a lot is expected of them as professional athletes.

Results drive public perceptions and if they find out a player has over-indulged and they or the team put in a bad performance, then people start baying for blood.

The question is how much does alcohol impact on a player’s performance? If the answer is more than we are willing to concede, is enough done to curb professional players’ natural or cultural instincts to consume alcohol?

The Crowd Says:

AUTHOR

2015-05-09T20:50:08+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Haha Laurie, you hard case. I do like a white Christmas but nothing beats a summer NY. Nude surfing is up there with nude skiing in terms of a liberating sensation. Of course we all know what's needed beforehand to prepare yourself mentally to do that...

2015-05-09T14:03:08+00:00

Aucklandlaurie

Guest


Kia ora Kia, bit I think youve approached this the wrong way round. I have no great concerns with too much drink affecting rugby, its the other way round. its the rugby interfering with a mans drinking. Ive been in the middle of a few front rows (and it dosent help if youve only ever been an openside flanker) of those scrums that get packed down at 3.00 am on the 1st of January.

AUTHOR

2015-05-09T07:04:44+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


No operation boardy required for you, no doubt, Michael. Alcohol is like calories served in a bottle!

AUTHOR

2015-05-09T07:00:45+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Cheers Rob. SBW is a teetotaler offloader. Each to one's own and maybe the professional environment is more accepting of those decisions.

2015-05-09T06:11:09+00:00

Michael

Guest


I haven't drank a drop in my entire life. 21 Years and counting. I usually drink a nice cup of coffee when watching the first match of footie.

2015-05-08T22:14:18+00:00

RobC

Roar Guru


Thanks Kia. Well written, once again. Its great to see your pieces back on the roar Times are a-changing. I wonder what its like with players like SBW, who I guess would be a tea-totaller

AUTHOR

2015-05-08T17:27:10+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Thanks Richard for the loud vote of confidence. ;)

AUTHOR

2015-05-08T17:25:33+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Spanish food is great but they need pies in their repertoire. At least the ones we know and love. I have reached critical pie withdrawal symptoms. My kingdom for a pie!

2015-05-08T15:08:29+00:00

Richard Islip

Roar Rookie


THAT IS A WELL WRITTEN PIECE. NICE JOB.

2015-05-08T14:54:38+00:00

Harry Jones

Expert


When it's 65:00 and you have that next scrum, and then you're chasing a kick, all you think of is the steak and kidney pie with a lager after.

AUTHOR

2015-05-08T07:51:20+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Charcuturie and wine and pastis sound a lot more sophisticated than meat pies and beer NOS. The French sure know how to live when it comes to food and drink! ;)

2015-05-08T07:05:53+00:00

nickoldschool

Roar Guru


Great read kia. Drinking and eating after the match is very much part of rugby culture. I understand that professionalism has chnaged things but I hope true amateur sides around the world still share a few beers and some food after the game. In my team, players not attending the third half were ostracized and likely to be benched the follwoing week. Beer, wine and pastis after the game with pate, cold meats and hams of different sorts, baguettes etc are my best rugby memories especially considering both teams had brawled just before. But never saw any incident during the 3rd half. I always considered rugby guys and fans as to be the last true epicureans ;) A team that plays the game and go straight home after the match would not be a rugby team in my eyes. Just sayin!

AUTHOR

2015-05-08T06:37:25+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Cheers Dwayne. Although I am a proud Cantab that never extended to limiting myself to that sickly dirty dishwater known as CD. Speights and later Monteiths were the choice of tipple. Though DB Vitastout home brew made in my first ever flat's bath does hold a special place in my liver: the part that's beyond repair. ;)

AUTHOR

2015-05-08T06:30:39+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Thanks OB. Haven't heard the word handle in that context in quite a while. Always enjoy reading about the past. That's why Adam's series always has a captivated audience because remembering the game is also honouring and celebrating it. Nostalgia is a vexome vixen as she weaves a rose-tinted tapestry of the past that conveniently leaves out all the bad memories and, as a result, accentuates only the positive ones. This tends to make us all feel embittered that we no longer have what we once had ignoring the things we didn't have that we now enjoy today. Just like a single malt - no ice, just a dash of water as the old man always insisted - while kicking back on a Lazy Boy watching the footy doesn't sound too bad at all, so too does the present state of rugby have a lot to be thankful for. When money enters the equation, however, the risk is to think the fun and games are over. Despite the odd media crusade now and then, I think the balance between work and play is as it should be. Much like the game, minor tweaks are needed here and there and there's always something that needs addressing. But it's important to know where you've come from as much as where you're heading to.

AUTHOR

2015-05-08T06:10:20+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


It makes sense now that you mention it Andy. The Weeble Wobbles were raving alcoholics. Never steady on their own feet.

AUTHOR

2015-05-08T05:56:56+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


You're lucky to have the voice of reason DC. Looking after boisterous kids in a sorry state is a recipe for disaster no doubt. ;)

AUTHOR

2015-05-08T05:55:20+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Much appreciated, Buk. I'll bring you back again. ;)

AUTHOR

2015-05-08T05:48:07+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Thanks RT. Really social rugby was just an extension of university life. Not much in the way of work - I was an Arts student after all, never choosing courses with lecture hours outside the 10 to 2 window and always a compulsory day off on Monday or Friday - and an awful lot of doing the things I loved. Whoever came up with the expression the school days are the best days of your life clearly had not experienced the thrills of nude night skiing at Temple Basin, drinking happy hour jugs out on the grass on Ilam campus during the day, driving a beat up Ford Cortina painted as the General Lee down to Dunedin and playing footy with your mates and extending the celebration of life in general well into the following day. Those days, my friend, were tough to beat. But life is made up of different stages. You have to make the most of what's on offer and not dwell on what you can't do. I certainly get the impression that camaraderie still exists between teams. Look at the efforts Nonu made to honour De Villiers' centenary match. Players might not get as boozed up as they once did but I still believe most realize how fortunate they are to do what they do and acknowledge their rivals are in the same boat. It's just no longer a race...

AUTHOR

2015-05-08T05:33:15+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Creative license certainly wouldn't be begrudged after that highly romanticized opening. The mention of rucking brings back the memory of comparing how long the sprig lines ran down your back. 'Mate, that's nothing. Check this out!' That's as etched into my mind as the clatter of sprigs as the players walked out of the sheds onto the field. The relief that the frost had gone away only to be later tackled in the only part of the ground where the sun didn't reach and the graze marks that didn't look much but took an age to heal as you were always aggravating them. The overpowering smell of Deep Heat afterwards and the steam coming off the players as the tape was pulled off. I'll stop myself now before I start to get the urge to buy myself a nippy convertible!

2015-05-08T05:16:32+00:00

Dwayne Johnson

Guest


Great read Kia. NZ Rugby and throthies definitely go hand in hand with the latter often rated more important than the former. Reminds me of a famous advert whereby an offer for a corporate box at Eden park was declined as the box owner "doesn't drink Speights bud".

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