The man who should beat Thurston to the Dally M

By Brin Paulsen / Roar Guru

After 20 rounds of the NRL competition, it’s clear that there’s only one man this season worthy of accepting the Dally M – and it isn’t Johnathan Thurston.

Thurston has all the individual stats to back up his case. Among the intangibles that he brings to his side he also leads the league in try assists and line break assists, and is in the top five point scorers so far this season.

Thurston has dominated most matches this season with his own brand of champagne footy and he constantly looks like he’s got the ball on a string. He’s taken his game to another level and has genuine claims to be called the greatest of all time.

However, as incredible as Thurston has been, his efforts still pale in comparison to the on-field work of a man who has already been there and done that, a man whose mere presence on the football field has turned his team from a directionless, borderline top-8 club into a legitimate premiership contender.

Ladies and gents, I give you the man who should win the 2015 Dally M medal: Allan Jeffrey Langer.

In 2012, the Broncos finished eighth and put in a meek performance against the Thurston-led Cowboys to be bundled out of the finals in the first round. With Anthony Griffin at the helm and the writing on the wall that the club was headed in another direction, Allan Langer put his hand up and resigned from his coaching role at the club to become informal mayor of Caloundra and purveyor of fine steak and seafood.

Fast forward a couple of years and some things have stayed the same. Caloundra is still sunny, the seafood is still fresh.

But some things are a little different.

At the end of the 2014 season, when it was confirmed that the great Wayne Bennett would be returning to coach the Broncos, it was also announced that Alfie was coming with him, welcomed back into the fold as the Great One’s assistant coach.

Which brings us to 2015, the year that the Prince of Lang Park strapped on the boots again, filled up the water bottles and donned the hi-vis blue bib to once again do what he does best: lead the Broncs to victory.

If you’ve watched a Broncos game this season you’ve no doubt seen Langer floating behind the attacking line keeping the players hydrated. But Alf has many strings to his bow, not only does he run the drinks, he also runs the attack.

They used to call him the Little General and never has that nickname been as fitting as it is in 2015.

He is a prescient influence and, like a general standing over a map of the battlefield moving pieces around to his advantage, little Alf steers the Broncos’ cattle from behind the line, sending wave after wave of perfectly-directed attack to stampede the opposition’s defence. New South Wales may have their own interpretation of the ‘Cattle dog’ catch-cry but Alfie is more Babe than Blue Heeler.

He’s similar to the blokes that he shepherds on the field – at times you think he should be wearing jersey 18 – but Alfie is one of a kind: a 5’5” human cheat code in water boy’s clothing.

Wise with age, ripe with experience and loaded down with water bottles, the Banana-bending Napoleon leads his troops to victory without ever having to touch the ball.

Under Alf’s guidance the Broncos have prospered, not least the forwards who have benefited immensely from his ability to read the game.

It took Adam Blair a few weeks to start listening to the Little General but heading into Round 21 the crafty Kiwi has become an integral part of the Broncos team. Langer practically assured Josh McGuire an Origin jersey by making sure he was lined up and hitting the right holes game after game so the Big Show could fulfil the potential he’s shown in previous campaigns.

The older heads of Sam Thaiday and Corey Parker, and the fringe combination of Matt Gillet and Alex Glenn, have been around long enough to know that listening to Alfie’s orders paves the road to glory.

To get a crystal clear indication of Langer’s value, a quick glance at the success of Brisbane’s new halves combination is all that’s required. In Ben Hunt and Tony Milford, Alfie has turned a duo that hadn’t played first grade football together into the most dynamic attacking combination in the competition.

Milford was playing in the boondocks of Australia last season and now he’s got one arm in Thurston’s Origin jersey. Hunt was already becoming a gun player but with Alfredo whispering sage advice into his ear like a guardian angel, he is playing out of his skin.

The Broncos have scored more tries than any other team in the comp, are second only to the Warriors in line breaks, and have the fourth highest number of completed sets of all teams.

They’re also on top of the table and on track for their first minor premiership in fifteen years.

All thanks to Alf.

While many don’t notice the nuggety bald guy running water to the young fellas, it’s about time Langer gets the plaudits that he deserves for rejuvenating the Brisbane Broncos.

Thurston may be better than Andrew Johns, Wally will always be the King, but no one can argue that Alfie has been the most influential bloke running around on a footy field this season.

I tweet @brinpaulsen

The Crowd Says:

2015-08-01T00:25:24+00:00

Grand Armee

Guest


Interesting article, but in all seriousness, I cannot see anybody getting close to Thurston. The media will want it to be close for tv ratings, but JT is so far ahead of the competition. He might have lost a yard of pace with age, and breaking his leg in an origin in 2011, but JT's last 18 months has been the best of his career (and he had already set a high standard in the previous years).

2015-07-30T09:59:54+00:00

Muzz

Guest


The rules are the same for all teams so i have no issue with it. If the water boys contribution improves the standard/entertainment then all the better.

2015-07-30T09:38:25+00:00

American Dave

Guest


Can I assume that edict was in the same memo about a faster ruck and reducing the wrestle ,please refer to Dugan's admission he was doing a bit of ground work. It is all a matter of will. Sadly the NrL has mone beyond what the Channel 9 stooges say. It was only a couple of years ago they were proclaiming that the on field ref should make a call before sending it up to the box. Now they are whinging about getting their way.

2015-07-30T09:32:43+00:00

William Dalton Davis

Roar Rookie


Penrith. Newcastle. Souths. Roosters.

2015-07-30T09:31:30+00:00

American Dave

Guest


Dare called. Please name another club which does it.

2015-07-30T08:39:25+00:00

up in the north

Roar Rookie


You know I am sure the NRL introduced an edict at the start of the season that addressed the issue of trainers spending so much time on the park. Must be another one that got put into the too hard basket. Seriously, having a player like Alfie running the show behind play is ludicrous. He would be good for at least an extra 10 points a game. Just because he hasn't been passed the ball yet doesn't mean it won't happen, - I'd pay money to see it though. It's a loophole that uncle Wayne has managed to exploit and good luck to him for doing it. But it should be closed. Not every team has access to an Alien Life Form.

2015-07-30T08:02:41+00:00

American Dave

Guest


I think that may be the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me on the Roar. The only fault is that it is over complicated. Easier to say, unless there is a stoppage in play trainers and water boys are off. Exceptions for injury of course, but I will assume the individuals looking after those will have appropriate qualifications.

2015-07-30T04:51:03+00:00

William Dalton Davis

Roar Rookie


Depends on the party. Sorry I was in a bit of a mood yesterday lol

2015-07-30T04:44:57+00:00

Jamieson Murphy

Roar Guru


You must be fun at parties

2015-07-30T01:09:11+00:00

Ra

Guest


Ditto Hoy. If the NRL thinks they need so much water, they should call for 2 minute breaks every 10 minutes. Alfie's out there on the pitch longer than most frontrowers.

2015-07-29T19:17:37+00:00

Mitcher

Guest


^^ I reckon that's brilliant. *Unless I've missed an obvious flaw in the suggestion. Unless they're enquiring about general hydration, get them outta there!!!

2015-07-29T08:53:54+00:00

up in the north

Roar Rookie


I hate this practice, it's a blight on the game. Brisbane are clearly getting an advantage - yes every team can and does do it - but it's still wrong.

2015-07-29T08:50:29+00:00

up in the north

Roar Rookie


More like a zimmer frame.

2015-07-29T08:24:09+00:00

American Dave

Guest


I guess the simple answer is mike them. If they are found to be influencing the game (for example, calling directions behind play) the "water boy" is banned and the offending team is stripped of the points and fined. It can be easy to fix this type of thing, it just depends on the desire.

2015-07-29T06:44:25+00:00

Mike L

Guest


I don't think this is a Bennett invention, Toovey used to do it all the time, and Nathan brown used to do it too as an origin assistant coach. Freddie used to do it a bit for the roosters too. Bennett and Alfie have just perfected it. One team that should be trying it is the Knights, they should call Joey and get him running the water.

2015-07-29T05:47:31+00:00

William Dalton Davis

Roar Rookie


Bennett didn't start this... It's been happening for years.

2015-07-29T05:46:05+00:00

William Dalton Davis

Roar Rookie


Winning all those games something the Knights wouldn't know about. Might want to look in your own backyard at Buderus... Oh wait, golden boy Stone got the sack and now he needs to sit up in the box the whole game.

2015-07-29T05:25:44+00:00

The Koomz

Guest


Bennett may have changed the game forever with this. How long do we see other clubs doing this?? He has defiantly manipulated how the game should be played.

2015-07-29T05:24:06+00:00

Shaun

Guest


Moronic anyway...

2015-07-29T04:23:06+00:00

Jimmmy

Guest


Would have to a three way split with Nick Politis.

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