Before we get to NRL tipping this week, can we talk about Parramatta Eels flyer Semi Radradra making headlines this week, being selected in Mal Meninga’s Australian side to face the Kiwis on May 6th at Hunter Stadium.
His decision to switch allegiances from the Bati to the boxing kangaroo has split opinions in rugby league land. No doubt Semi has every right to do so but many believe the rules need to be altered and make it far more financially viable for other nations to compete with the likes of Australia.
But Semi has bigger worries now that he’s ditched the kava for a slab of twist tops.
You might call cigarettes ‘tavako’ over in Suva, Mr. Radradra, but here we call ‘em durries – stay clear of White Ox.
The sulu might have to go too. Shorts, thongs and a singlet is a necessary requirement (unless you sign with the Sydney Roosters which is a completely different kettle of fish).
And you’ll have to drop the traditional Meke dance if you’re going to pump Cold Chisel and AC/DC in the backyard on a Sunday night. Sitting/standing around a bomb fire is sufficient enough.
At the end of the day there’s a Test match to be played – no pressure, really.
Score a hat-trick and you’ll be as Aussie as meat pies and Dennis Lillee.
Have a shocker and you’ll never be seen again.
Welcome to ‘Straya, mate!
Here’s your NRL expert tips for this week.
EVERY NRL GAME THIS SEASON WILL BE LIVE ON FOXTEL
Lachlan Bickley
Tips: Rabbitohs, Eels, Raiders, Roosters (Powerplay), Cowboys, Warriors, Storm, Sharks.
“There’s no shame in the Eels losing to the Premiers in Townsville, and they were impressive in defeat. The Bulldogs, meanwhile, still seem vaguely confused about who they are and what they’re trying to do. I’ll take the Eels at home.
“A fun night for Raiders fans on Saturday but consistency remains the key. Meanwhile, the Panthers lost another heart breaker and a talented young half at the same time. Raiders to carry on where they left off.
“The Storm did it easy on Anzac Day and should continue in that vein against the Titans who continue to front up every week but are likely to be outclassed in this one.”
Mary Konstantopoulos
Tips: Wests Tigers, Eels, Panthers, Roosters (Powerplay), Cowboys, Dragons, Titans, Broncos.
“Will I live to regret tipping the Tigers? Probably. The Tigers were royally embarrassed by the Raiders last weekend, having 60 points scored against them. If they can’t pick themselves up after that for a big game against a struggling Rabbitohs side, it will be a long time before I tip them again.
“The losses of Tom Trbjvic and Brett Stewart will really hurt the Sea Eagles. The Cowboys to run riot over the Sea Eagles at Brookvale.
“The Roosters will be boosted by the return of Mitchell Pearce and JWH this weekend. If they can’t beat a struggling Knights side this weekend, I won’t be tipping them again either.
Tim Gore
Tips: Rabbitohs, Eels, Raiders, Roosters (Powerplay), Cowboys, Warriors, Titans, Sharks.
“Souths to edge out a desperate Tigers side and Eels to just beat the undisciplined Dogs in the opening matches of the weekend.
“I think the Warriors will respond to last week’s flogging by beating the Dragons.
“The Sharks to strangle the Broncos, who are having to play on a Sunday.”
Curtis Woodward
Tips: Rabbitohs, Eels, Raiders, Roosters (Powerplay), Cowboys, Dragons, Titans, Sharks.
“Match of the round is undoubtedly on Sunday at Southern Cross Group Stadium between Cronulla and Brisbane. This is a grand final preview in my humble opinion and I reckon the Sharks can grab the points in this one.
“Gold Coast at home to the Melbourne Storm should be very interesting. The question is – can the Storm be as good as they were last weekend?
“Never tipping the Warriors again. Go the Dragons!”
Catch Curtis and The81stMinute Commentary Team this Saturday from 2pm on steelesports.com.au
Round 9 | Lachlan | Tim | Mary | Curtis | The Crowd |
RABvWES | Rabbitohs | Rabbitohs | Wests Tigers | Rabbitohs | Rabbitohs |
EELvBUL | Eels | Eels | Eels | Eels | Eels |
PANvRAI | Raiders | Raiders | Panthers | Raiders | Panthers |
ROOvKNI | Roosters | Roosters | Roosters | Roosters | Roosters |
SEAvCOW | Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys |
WARvDRA | Warriors | Warriors | Dragons | Dragons | Warriors |
TITvSTO | Storm | Titans | Titans | Titans | Storm |
SHAvBRO | Sharks | Sharks | Broncos | Sharks | ??? |
POWERPLAY | Roosters | Roosters | Roosters | Roosters | Roosters |
OVERALL | 47 | 45 | 45 | 44 | 50 |
Get involved in beating the experts – tip here!
PNG Broncos fan88
Guest
Yipeee..i went Dragons.
Dean - Surry Hills
Guest
Cheers for the info Patrick. Is there any way The Roar's tipping comp can allow changes prior to kick-off for each game? This weeks late announcement that half The Warriors squad will be absent throws a spanner in the works.
Dean - Surry Hills
Guest
Call of the day!
Patrick Effeney
Editor
And The Crowd is on board too!
Renegade
Roar Guru
Yeah Richard a.k.a Ronald a.k.a Marldon's geography skills match his knowledge of football.... lacking in both.
up in the north
Roar Rookie
I don't think it's a stretch for the Sharkies to beat Brisbane. All the Bronc's vampires will wilt in the sunlight.
planko
Roar Guru
Hope so mate I really do. I am hearing Moltzen at Full back and Wright at wing. When Manly go well against the Cows it will be cause in general they give the cows little ball close their own line and in the past our centres stopped Cooper and nowdays Lowe running. Jake T assignment will be immense.
danwain
Guest
Agree that game says more about the Warriors than the storm.
planko
Roar Guru
Warriors are a 50/50 call in NZ depends who turns up. They did not turn up at AAMI. I would not be getting any warm fuzzy feeling about the storm just yet they were average against the Tigers and should have lost. That is closer to the form line.
planko
Roar Guru
Titans are in Sydney now ? WOW talk about talking out of your anus the storm are playing a team that is based several hundred Kms away. The Sharks are blistering and are always tough in the shire.
danwain
Guest
Or maybe they are just tipping who they think will win?
danwain
Guest
How can anyone tip the Warriors without their tongue firmly in their cheek?
Lachlan Bickley
Roar Guru
LOL at Sydney bias. Guess again friend
Richard Maybury
Guest
The Sydney bias in these tips is palpable. The Broncos who have been flying high for months now who have lost one game all season are apparently going to roll over just because they come up against the sydney media darlings. Take a good long look at yourselves guys. Ditto the sydney team in tenth position who have won just 3 games all season and who have won just 2 of their last 10 outings against the storm lying 3rd on the ladder and who demolished the Warriors last week but these so called experts prefer the sydney club. WOW, talk about playing to the audience.
Gabriel Kineng
Guest
It will be the craziest football this weekend, my faith on sea eagles,Cherry Evans will play the best to beat Thurston.
SultanSam
Guest
Hahaha Curtis funny s#&$
Dean - Surry Hills
Guest
That's the craziest Powerplay you're ever going to see. The team running dead last after 8 rounds - utilised by all 4 tipsters. I'm putting my faith in The Cows with 3 key injuries to the Eagles.