Spare parts can't fix Cheika's car crash of a team

By Elisha Pearce / Expert

This will be the toughest week in the coaching career of Michael Cheika.

Australia still cares about the Bledisloe Cup, despite rarely having it in our possession.

New Zealand cares about the Bledisloe Cup, despite winning it so often you wouldn’t hold it against them for putting it in the category of a community shield.

Which means Cheika’s side can’t repeat the 42-8 result it suffered last week. Neither rugby public will tolerate such a performance two weeks in a row.

All that being true, we enter one of those weird, fuzzy areas of sport now.

When I think of what the Wallabies need, I picture a car propped up in a garage. Wheels off, panels off, seats ripped out, engine block hanging from the hoist, and men tinkering away, looking for every weak spot.

That is how comprehensive the four straight losses have been. It’s a long way back – a full rebuild, not a service, is required.

Across the three losses to England and one to New Zealand, the Wallabies have been beaten physically, in the set piece, tactically, with passion and with composure. They’ve been outplayed by speed, movement, kicking, catching and passing.

In the nine Tests before the World Cup last year, Cheika was able to put the Wallabies through a service and add a few after-market extras. Whatever the reason, in 2015 that was enough.

But cobbling together some repairs on the same machine simply isn’t working this year.

Matt Giteau shouldn’t be required any more, Adam Ashley-Cooper is supposed to be sunning himself and building his superannuation account. Will Genia has been our best for years but having barely played in months, he will back up after going the full 80 minutes on the weekend, because second best is too far back.

Tinkering with Scott Fardy and Ben McCalman isn’t going to change the fact that across the park the Wallabies are now losing the physical battle.

Israel Folau can’t play centre at Test level because he can’t yet defend there. But against New Zealand we were shown that no one is defending well enough – it’s not positional, it’s attitudinal.

Australia lost so convincingly to New Zealand and England it’s safe to say they are on a lower level right now.

But there is evidence to suggest the Wallabies have fallen further behind than that.

Wales pushed New Zealand to the edge in their first June Test, then gave a great showing in the second for 60 minutes before fading in the third Test.

The quality of Wales’ rugby in that series was higher than the current Wallabies outfit can match. The Welsh had width, passion, possession and physicality.

South Africa and Argentina were also willing combatants in their opening Rugby Championship clash. While far from perfect, both played with the aim of putting the ball and players in space.

Against England for 20 minutes in Brisbane, the Wallabies played in such a manner, but it has been absent since.

Even Ireland were able to secure a short-handed victory over the Springboks in South Africa during the June Test series. The odd of the Wallabies toppling the Boks at Loftus Versfeld in just over a month wouldn’t be good.

For a long time we’ve been content to challenge the All Blacks, win occasionally and draw occasionally, but rest on the knowledge we’re the second-best side in the world. If not, then the third.

Some of this is still to play out – and like college football, we have to make some assumptions based on triangles, rather than straight match-ups – but the Wallabies aren’t far from looking up at the All Blacks, England, South Africa, Argentina, Wales and Ireland.

So while the Wallabies desperately need a complete overhaul, the incentive right now for the ARU, Cheika and everyone else involved is to do just enough to return to that status quo – hope against the All Blacks, dominance almost everywhere else.

Can Cheika somehow manage a complete overhaul at the same time as putting the Wallabies through a quick service? That’s what he will need to do this weekend to keep his job, the faith of the Australian rugby public, and the lofty regard of the Bledisloe Cup intact.

This week is the hardest and most important week in his coaching career.

The Crowd Says:

2016-08-25T11:21:02+00:00

ScrumJunkie

Guest


Analogy still stands, as rather than the head they're more like a bloated, distended gut dragging rugby into the gutter.

2016-08-25T11:15:53+00:00

ScrumJunkie

Guest


Cheika is obviously safe until after the next world cup, if he wins it then possibly the one after that. Fully expect Eddie Jones to coach the wallabies again... The fact that a lot of dead wood would be terrified at the thought is a good thing.

2016-08-25T11:06:00+00:00

ScrumJunkie

Guest


Would have thought wrong. Would rather the wallabies lose to Italy than be coached by a kiwi. Unfortunately that is looking likely. Be careful what you wish for... Imagine if the undisputed rugby brain of the world was an Aussie, would you want him coaching the all blacks? Or would you rather have a lesser brain that was kiwi?

2016-08-25T03:01:45+00:00

Shekinah

Guest


Daveyboy, My honest opinion: Cheika is a well qualified coach and does not need your negative comments regarding his Wallabies squad. Moore, Kuridrani and Mumm are well disciplined, humbled players that have brought reputation to Australia. At the end of the day, it is Cheika's choice Hooper and Pockock are also unique professionals in their own ways. Be of courage , say positive things, speak prophetically. After all it is the WALLABIES.... CHEERS MATE

2016-08-24T21:41:28+00:00

mania

Guest


tbh I think the loss was mainly due to the ABs not being focussed. I didn't feel that aus played all that well but the ABs played really bad. kepu stepped and went through the d line and scored a try. when he tried the same thing the following week he got smashed.

2016-08-24T19:07:44+00:00

mania

Guest


pirates - but ABs are blooding new players. sure theyre winning but more importantly they're trying new people out. chieka needs to bite the bullet and not worry about losing. he should be more worried about the WBs going backwards

2016-08-24T17:46:19+00:00

PM

Guest


Mate was not being disrespectful or anything else. What I am saying is that you did not bag any of the boys as what happens with most of the writers on these forums. Blokes like me read what is available and get pissed when all we see is negativity toward our national team. We are Australians whatever happens we are Aussie first. I just wanted to know how real your comments were.

2016-08-24T14:09:28+00:00

moaman

Roar Guru


Never been more important than playing the 'Boks, to me.Maybe for a generation of kiwis between the age of,say 25 and 45 the Wallabies games are rated more highly....

2016-08-24T13:50:06+00:00

Misha

Guest


Well if you had a Coach that looked like a cross between a boffa boy and a homeless man you'd be jealous too

2016-08-24T13:48:06+00:00

Misha

Guest


But NZs living Aus don't get the full benefits of Australian Law do they?? So why should they follow it..#NZARE2NDCLASSCIITIZENSINAUS

2016-08-24T11:55:36+00:00

Dave H

Roar Rookie


Yep. No rugby for boys 15+ on the Gold Coast since the schools prevented their kids playing club rugby. The numbers are now so low that the two teams that do remain have to travel to Brisbane to play on a Sunday. As for Jacky Jacks comment re toughness, we have two very different opinions on what that word means.

2016-08-24T10:58:19+00:00

ClarkeG

Guest


a mantle he will handle quite nicely in all probability.

2016-08-24T10:10:04+00:00

Muz

Guest


Think it's clear to see Shag has replaced McCawesome as public enemy number one amongst some?

2016-08-24T09:52:58+00:00

ClarkeG

Guest


apparently there is one.

2016-08-24T09:36:37+00:00

axel

Guest


Hansen dodgy? That's rich coming from a supporter of a Cheika coached side. Hansen has never abused cameraman, intimidated refs or damaged property in a fit of rage.

2016-08-24T09:29:16+00:00

axel

Guest


The Wallabies stood the most to gain by planting a bug, I wouldn't dismiss the possibility so vigourously. The device also has a limited battery life of a few weeks, the timeframe makes the ABs a likely target.

2016-08-24T09:24:18+00:00

Jacko

Guest


Yes Henry a good teacher and Hansen a cop become great coaches.

2016-08-24T09:21:10+00:00

Squirrel

Guest


Where's the ARU. Awfully quiet , still at rio basking in the women's 7 glory even they inputted nothing. Take some eesponsibility ARU that is why you on the big bucks

2016-08-24T09:20:57+00:00

Jacko

Guest


Hi Connor33, or is it Antoni or is it Zero gain??? I bet Aus rugby wish wish wish that hansen still had to deal with Deans tho. as the coaches since have been CRAP

2016-08-24T09:07:02+00:00

Ralph

Roar Guru


At the risk of missing your point and being called pedantic (both accusations which would be true), a fish does not *actually* rot from the head down. It costs, like all animals, from the gut out because the gut is full of bacteria at the moment of death.

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