Manly will finish the season as wooden spooners.
We narrowed it down to three contenders, being the Northern Beaches mob, Gold Coast and the Wests Tigers, and figured the depth at the Sea Eagles is so thin, injuries to three or more first-grade regulars would see them struggle.
Releasing Blake Green to go all-in for Mitchell Pearce will be a killer blow to Trent Barrett’s coaching career. Desperate times call for desperate measures and when the club signs a youngster sacked from two clubs in the off-season, you know they are struggling for cattle.
We also predict the axe will swing down on Stephen Kearney after the Warriors creep into the eight just after Origin and go on ‘leave’ from Rounds 20 through 26, as the players’ minds focus on their end of season trip to Phuket.
These sackings will see Des Hasler return to Brookvale and Michael Maguire take on league’s Mt Everest, trying to turn the Kiwi outfit into a consistent side. They are consistent in the sense they usually drop their last half a dozen games per year and enter the following season’s opener on a long losing streak.
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NSW will lose Origin 3-0 with Brad Fittler learning the hard way that attacking the Maroons is like poking a starving polar bear. Debuts for Paul Vaughan, Nathan Cleary and Nick Cotric will be the shining lights of another typically disappointing campaign.
Todd Greenberg will resign after crowd numbers continue to dwindle, and the constant bashing of the bunker and referees in general takes full toll. Either Shane Richardson or Brian Canavan will step in as interim boss, as the NRL announces it will search the globe for a full-time replacement. Sepp Blatter, Andrew Demetriou, James Sutherland, Harry Redknapp and Mario Fenech will be linked to the role, before a little-known American gets the gig and announces grand plans at his opening press conference to turn the game into NFL conferences – which goes down like a night on the tiles with Josh Dugan.
Tony Archer will resign and get a gig writing speeches for the PM, soon to be invited to the Oval Office after impressing President Donald Trump with his support and refusal to ever be wrong in his previous gig as referees boss.
Paul Vautin shall return to TV in a web-cast Footy Show with co-hosts Terry Hill and Mahatma Coat in a desperate bid to get the attention of his old bosses at Nine. After an appalling interview between Mahatma and former NRL referee Mogsheen Jadwat goes viral, the sponsors of the show pull the pin, which also puts an end to Vautin’s dreams of a triumphant return to the big time.
The Roosters and Cowboys should play in one of the NRL’s greatest ever grand finals, with North Queensland getting home on the back of a mongrel of a field goal from the last kick of the game. Johnathan Thurston will win the Clive Churchill, although the media and general public will feel five other players probably deserved it, including Kane Linnett.
In shock news on grand final eve, Ricky Stuart will step down as Raiders coach to coach the NSW Waratahs, much to the displeasure of Alan Jones, who went from rugby to league with zero success.
Let us know your fearless predictions for season 2018.
Bearfax
Roar Guru
We'll see who has the swans song by the end of the season young pup.
Ron Swanson
Roar Guru
Start throwing the chips Ray down the Corso, the Silvertails are quoting the Bozo era and losing the plot and it's only Round 2! P.S. Blake Green would of needed only one Field Goal attempt ;)
Ron Swanson
Roar Guru
Trial form like the Bunny boilover against the Dragons and how did those sides go in Round 1 Harvey?
Ron Swanson
Roar Guru
Sironen? The guy who missed more tackles than a concussed Fatty Vautin did in his latter years at Moore Park playing for the Chooks?? You cannot be serious. You lost me after the Trbojevic brothers actually and for the 1 in 3 games big Marty actually turns up and has a go. Croker with all that experience and game management. Replace Fax with Facts Bear... lunatic!
Ron Swanson
Roar Guru
Be fair dinkum Dunc: 1. Frank Stokes 2. Michael Oldfield 3. Albert Torrens 4. Danny Moore 5. Barry Elsegood or his twin Jack 6. Gene Ngamu 7. Craig Field 8. Marty Bella 9. Charlie Haggett 10. Billy Weepu 11. Joel Thompson 12. Curtis Sironen 13. Paul Vautin (c) Coach Trent Barrett
Ron Swanson
Roar Guru
Don't poke the Bear or in this case the limp Sea Bird creature thing. Manly should be called the Seagulls not Sea Eagles. Their fans collectively sound like a pack of hungry Seagulls fighting over that last chip young Billy Moore has thrown their way....
Ron Swanson
Roar Guru
Did you watch Round 1 Billy?? Poor bugger, more chance of Peter Beattie bringing the Tassie Devils into the comp by 2020! Liked some of your views, made a lot of sense particularly the Chook Rorters.
Ron Swanson
Roar Guru
Canned laughter, the only thing that keeps M A S H on air 120 years after it's debut!
Ron Swanson
Roar Guru
You'd think Peter Beattie would run with that idea if only he know who either Manly or North Sydney were. He may get Norths Bears and North Qld mixed up.
Ron Swanson
Roar Guru
Thanks Baz it took me a week to wait and muster a response that they could translate. I might do a Swahili version in future for those silvertail fans used to Fatty Vautin humour!
Forty Twenty
Roar Rookie
Sounds like an historical year for Manly as we pick up our first spoon after entering the comp in the Same year that Bob Fulton was born. Who would have thought that the catalyst for this would be releasing Blake Green to the warriors? Fulton himself left for the Chooks in 1977 and despite being our best ever player we won the title in 1978. A very pedestrian Tigers team lose Tedesco, Mitchel and Woods among others recently yet apparently losing Blake Green is a bigger loss. It's almost become folklore to declare that people underestimate the loss of Blake Green. I'd say the opposite.
Birdy
Guest
2 more sleeps MAX
Duncan Smith
Guest
Max, Blake Green will play prop for the first 20 minute softening up period, then revert to five eighth when O'Neill comes off the bench.
MAX
Guest
Any All time Manly team without the great John O'Neill cannot be taken seriously.
MAX
Guest
Love your wit, Birdy. 81/100
Harvey Wilson
Roar Rookie
I had to scroll up to see if this was a HA! article. I dont see Manly finishing last, they only just lost to the Roosters in their trial game...a team many think will win the title.
Duncan Smith
Guest
Warriors first premiership, 2018. Blake Green, say no more.
Bearfax
Roar Guru
I'm assuming this is all tongue in cheek, Ron. Manly for the spoon? This is the team with the Trbojevic brothers, DCE, Walker, Koroisau, Taupau, Sironen, Thompson, Fanoa Blake, Kelly and two juggernauts on the wings, and a coach that has the respect of the players. Not sure how you can suggest they have poor back up. Have you seen the juniors coming through and the additions made. They are significantly stronger than last year. Green was good in many areas, but average in others. Manly didnt make 6th because of Green, though he contributed his bit certainly. If young Croker manages to be the effective link to the backs and kicker Green was, he'll be better than Green because Croker, is faster, bigger, a far better defender and much stronger. It all depends on that distribution, kicking ability and making the right choices. But Manly didnt get to where they were last year because of Green alone. And they have a lot more to offer throughout the team this year.
RandyM
Guest
so the warriors are in for a good year then? or not even King Blake can save them?
Big Daddy
Guest
Paul gallen to make a statement based on facts and call out sonny Bill to fight him . Forgot he will make himself available for SOO.