Like pretty much every aspect of cricket, commentating is an art that some people master naturally while others work hard to become adept behind the microphone.
And some people just never make the grade.
Cricket commentating, on TV and radio, has evolved rapidly in the past couple of decades as the use of better technology, analytics and an expectation of better insight have had a dramatic effect.
A generation ago, TV commentators would draw free-hand squiggles on the screen and now we have expert operators using touch-screens to bring a 360-degree of the action.
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Technology has its downside though. The social media era means commentators get instant feedback – usually of the derogatory kind – in all sports. Cricket, with its easy-paced rhythm of gaps between balls, overs and sessions, allows plenty of time for viewers/listeners to vent their spleen.
There’s often a nostalgia for yesteryear when it comes to cricket commentators, particularly when it comes to TV in Australia, where Channel Nine’s long-term foursome of Richie Benaud, Bill Lawry, Tony Greig and Ian Chappell stood the test of time when Kerry Packer revolutionised the game and its coverage in the late 1970s.
Benaud famously set the standard for professionalism and delivery, Lawry brought genuine joy for the game, Greig gave the outsider’s perspective as he flew the flag for whoever was playing Australia while Chappell delivered blunt appraisals of anyone who he deemed was not up to standard.
But as great as those legitimate legends were, they were not perfect. Their knowledge of foreign players in particular was often limited, even after pay-TV brought overseas cricket not involving Australian teams to our screens.
Benaud, despite being the oldest of the quartet, had the deepest knowledge of overseas players by virtue of his decades spent commentating for the BBC in England during Australian winters.
The standout commentator these days is undoubtedly Ricky Ponting.
His ability to read a game from two decades as a player and then captain at the elite level has translated into the commentary box, which is not necessarily a given.
Some players, who were expert leaders and master tacticians, struggle to bring that insight to the fans when they’re behind a microphone.
Ponting’s greatest skill is telling the viewers what he thinks will happen, or what should happen, rather than what has already happened.
It’s the embodiment of Benaud’s often-stated theory that there’s no point saying anything unless it’s adding to what the camera is already showing.
His iconic description of Shane Warne’s Ball of the Century in 1993 to a bemused Mike Gatting is the perfect example of Benaud’s brilliance.
As an old leg-spinner and defender of the mystical art, the inner Richie would have loved to have screamed in delight at seeing his protege producing such an exceptional delivery with his first ball in an Ashes Test.
Even if you don’t play the YouTube video, the iconic commentary will echo in the mind of any cricket fan.
“And he’s done it,” Benaud enthuses as soon as the prodigious leg break clips the off bail, before pausing for a few seconds as the smattering of Australian fans at Old Trafford start cheering while Ian Healy and teammates engulf Warne.
“He’s started off with the most beautiful delivery.” Another pause for vision of Gatting to look over his shoulder for some sort of guidance from the umpire, who responded by motioning him to keep walking to the pavilion.
“Gatting has absolutely no idea what has happened to it. He still doesn’t know … He asked Kenny Palmer on the way out. Kenny Palmer just gave him a raised eyebrow and a little nod and that’s all it needed.”
And that’s all it needed from Benaud to sum up the situation.
For modern cricket commentators, it’s a tougher gig when any time you slip up, there is an army of critics who have the power at their fingertips to magnify your error on their preferred social media platform.
And there’s a tone required for three formats. Big Bash League commentators on Ten initially and Seven in recent years have been bashed big time for bringing too much levity to the broadcast with off-topic conversations rather than match analysis.
After representing his country 108 times in Tests and ODIs from 1994-2001, former fast bowler Damien Fleming has expertly blended his humour and analytical skills, particularly on the vagaries of swing bowling, as a commentator.
“It’s not unlike playing. I find I’ve got to prepare so much for every game and then analyse every session. Was I a bit boring there? Oh that worked really well. Going into a session, what’s going to be my plan?” he told The Roar.
“If the play’s a bit boring and you’re on radio, I’m going to have some stories.
“You generally don’t get a lot of training. It’s learning on the job. When I was on ABC Radio early on it was hard talking around the ball-by-ball (caller) and you can’t actually physically see anyone so you’ve got to have that rapport with your other commentator so that comes through. You don’t always click with everyone but you’ve got to make it work.
“There’s nothing like time on the job. I’ve been really fortunate commentating with a lot of ex-teammates, which helps, and then getting some real diversity. I went overseas a lot early just to get hours up, to be honest.”
He says one of the hardest aspects is being able to get the tone right when you’re switching between radio and TV, the three formats, international and domestic cricket.
“In Test cricket you’ve got a bit more time to set up the how, why but with Big Bash we’ve got a lot of set plays and Ricky Ponting’s the best at talking about what’s going to happen, predicting,” he said.
“And that’s the real winner as a commentator if you can predict a wicket that’s going to happen or a shot.
“Certainly I had a game plan when I was a player and there are things I need to do to get in the right frame of mind to commentate, and that’s preparation and research. I don’t want to go in and not know a player at all – you’ve got to know the way they play, where they score their runs, how they get out, where they take wickets, what’s their bad ball.
“You’ve just got to know your routines. Some people can just rock in and do it but that’s not for me. You’re constantly trying to keep updated, talk to as many current players as you can, bounce ideas off other commentators.
“When it’s your time to shine, you want to be fully prepared. You don’t always use what you’ve got up your sleeve because there can be a flurry of wickets or a lot happening but you always prepare for the worst-case scenario.”
Rowdy
Roar Rookie
How did he get his name without a bit of self-promotion?
Choppy Zezers
Roar Rookie
Aussie star Mark Waugh asked Englishman James Ormond, “What are you doing out here? There’s no way you’re good enough to play for England.” To that, he replied - “Maybe not, but at least I’m the best player in my own family”
Don Freo
Roar Rookie
Whereas you just troll.
Don Freo
Roar Rookie
Standard fare for me.
Don Freo
Roar Rookie
If you enjoy Jim Maxwell, you mustn't care much about cricket. It's not a high priority in his calling. Atrocious.
Pop
Roar Rookie
Isabelle “ Izzy” Westbury is a great commentator. Needs more opportunities.
Big Daddy
Roar Rookie
Probably right . Had some good times there . Haven't been for a long time .
Choppy Zezers
Roar Rookie
Yeah but as far as Im aware Alex the Bloody Awesome wasnt a commentator
Choppy Zezers
Roar Rookie
Congrats on yet another victory last night. Were you nervous with the start they got and the rain looming? But sheesh what a score from your blokes! Hate me if you like but I reckon the shorter form of the game suits Agar. Bowled well and he made that C&B look so easy.
Rowdy
Roar Rookie
Struggle Town now. They're rebuilding it for the next flood
Big Daddy
Roar Rookie
There used to be a Norco co-op store there not sure now . Used to stay in Lismore at the Karingal Motel for the weekend - good town .
Lukestar
Roar Rookie
Not sure at all but Alan Thomas used to call Origin games for Queensland broadcasts.
Al
Guest
Don only worries about the two genders - "Westralian" or "East Coast degenerate".
Rowdy
Roar Rookie
Comes with the territory. Chappelli abrasive??? Who knew?. I'm sure Alexander the Great was a nice guy sipping a long black of Dark Arabica? Sometimes the people who win concessions for others are a little ruff in achieving their goal
Don Freo
Roar Rookie
The colour of the ball doesn't matter. Mitch hit a red one for 109 no in a last wicket stand last week. Agar just wants a cricket ball that is used in a game, not the nets. Inglis can catch and hit a whole M&M variety of cricket ball colours. One day, the Oz selectors might wonder how come players, who are not good enough to play for their country, keep winning premierships.
Rowdy
Roar Rookie
I lived in Byron 8 months end of 2021. A puerile place
Pope Paul VII
Roar Rookie
Yeah, he's a bit cheeky and disarming. One of his previous claims to fame was at the swimming. If he didn't coin it, he certainly popularised James Magnussen's nickname "The Missile". Poor old Magnussen believed the hype and was less than humble for a while but he was formidable nevertheless.
Pope Paul VII
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It sure was Big D. Money destroys everything. I remember how ramshackle, casual and fun Bondi Junction, Bondi and the East in general were before the Uber monied killed it. If I ever have to go there now it fills me with melancholy.
Pope Paul VII
Roar Rookie
An Alan Hull used to call the aussie rules on the radio, in the Riverina in the 70s and 80s. Do you know if it's the same bloke? Very precise, clipped style.
Mike
Guest
Yeah, I get that, and I understand, but Taylor is no longer playing cricket. He is now operating in the media and using English as a journalist commenting and writing about cricket and other sports. I feel he needs to pay attention to his new profession and upskill his "tools". I find it strange that nobody spends a bit of time teaching him how to speak properly. Generally, I think it's just laziness and a drop of standards. People like Richie, Lindsay Hassett, Keith Miller, Frank Tyson etc in the past were capable of coming through the playing system and then rise to the professional expectations of a journalistic career. I think the notion that because a person is an ex-player, we must accept they can progress no further in their ability to express themselves is a cop out! If they want to remain an ex-player who is occasionally approached for a comment or interview, then fair enough, but if you are in the business of accepting decent money and working as a commentator and influencer in the media then you need to approach it professionally and be constantly "working on your game". Just as all skilled working people are expected to do whether they be a plumber, doctor, lawyer whatever!