Reds beat Brumbies but lose face in a dull kickathon

By David Lord / Expert

Reds skipper James Horwill best described his side’s desperate 20-13 Super Rugby win over the Brumbies at Suncorp last night. “It wasn’t pretty”. It sure wasn’t.

In fact, it wasn’t even rugby. An AFL game broke out instead.

The Reds kicked 42 times, the Brumbies 28, making 70 kicks in 80 minutes, most of them aimless nonsense.

No time for rugby.

William Webb Ellis would be turning in his grave. He picked up a soccer ball in 1823 and ran with it to create rugby, being sick and tired of kicking it.

To put the Suncorp kickathon in perspective this Easter weekend:

* The Chiefs-Force clash at NIB Stadium saw 31 kicks – Force 18, Chiefs 13.
* The Rebels-Blues game at AAMI Park 26 – Rebels 16, Blues 10.
* And the Hurricanes-Sharks at Yarrow Stadium just 17 – Hurricanes 13, Sharks 4.

Where were the most tries scored?

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to work out the latter with the Hurricanes crossing for six, the Sharks twice – just 17 kicks and eight tries. Now we’re talking rugby.

But the Suncorp game was the most important from the Australian Conference point of view. The Reds had never beaten the Brumbies at the venue, and a fourth successive loss would have been devastating for the reigning premiers.

The faithful were out in force in a sea of red, all 31,479 of them. And they were in fine voice, trying so hard to lift their lethargic side.

Somehow the Reds led 17-0 until the 56th minute when Brumbies goal-kicker Christian Lealiifano at last troubled the scorers with a penalty.

And the main reason why the Brumbies were behind was the eventual turnover count of 27, nearly twice the Reds. And that stat didn’t include the many dropped, and wayward passes.

In the end, the Reds had to hang on like grim death to secure the win as the Brumbies raised the bar. But all too late.

For the Reds, Wallaby locks James Horwill and Rob Simmons are still way short of their best. Half Will Genia even more so. On his day he is the best number 9 in the world. That day hasn’t arrived this season as he was caught in possession so many times last night and his delivery was ponderous.

But debutant fly-half Sam Lane wasn’t overawed. The 21-year-old son of former Wallaby and former Wallaby assistant coach Tim Lane was busy and landed four of his six shots at goal.

The Reds’ best? Scott Higginbotham who scored both tries, but mighty lucky with the first, the two flankers Liam Gill and Beau Robinson, and the props James Skipper, and Ben Daley.

For the Brumbies, half Nick White was outstanding, closely followed by skipper Ben Mowen, Stephen Moore, Sam Carter, and full back Jesse Mogg.

And at last praise for the referee Steve Walsh. Had he been pedantic like most of his peers we wouldn’t have seen any rugby at all.

He used his commonsense, so what rugby we did see was attributable to him.

Forget the game. And that goes for both coaches Ewen McKenzie (Reds), and the Brumbies Jake White. Both got it wrong on the night.

Let’s have more ball in hand.

The Crowd Says:

2012-04-10T07:42:21+00:00

Spikhaza

Guest


Agreed! I watched a few classics from the good ol days of 2000 ish recently and i noticed - the ball was in play for long periods of time -There were BARELY any handling errors -Any kicks were attacking and designed to put pressure on the opposition; this created audience interest -The scrums weren't awful, and they weren't rugby league scrums WTF happened?

2012-04-10T04:58:00+00:00

kovana

Guest


Further to the point about Kicking. The Reds last season kicked the ball the most out of all the SR teams... and they won..24 per match. The NRL team with the most kicks per match were the Dragons... 22 per match. The Champion Manly Sea Eagles kicked the ball 20 times per match.... The team with the least kicks for the NRL last season were the Tigers... 16 per match.. For SR it was the Brumbies.. 15 per match.. Again.. Kick-a-thon what?

2012-04-09T03:55:36+00:00

kiwidave

Guest


It was usual to take a mark followed by a free kick when taking the ball on the full in football in those days (rather than run). The ability to take a free kick from a fair catch (but not run) was actually in the football associations original 1863 rules as well.

2012-04-09T02:49:24+00:00

faitala.lima

Roar Rookie


how good is andre taylor from the back.? if dagg and taylor keep up their current form, we might just see dagg stuck at wing for the all blacks. the hurricanes and sharks was an awesome display of real rugby. no kicking nonsense. good old fashioned front on ball running. we need more of that..

2012-04-07T23:51:41+00:00

Mark Richmond

Roar Guru


If you look at the photo in the Fairfax press today, you should thank George Ayoub as well......having said that the Brumbies made too many errors, and didn't really deserve to win. http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-union/union-news/were-the-brumbies-robbed-on-friday-20120407-1wipg.html

2012-04-07T21:47:15+00:00

DavoRR

Guest


Re the Queensland jersey, I was at Ballymore maybe in the very early 80's when Qld were playing Wales. I distinctly remember Michael Lynagh at flyhalf. The ground announcer implored the crowd to chant "Reds Reds Reds". Some of the crowd were laughing because we had never heard such a chant to support our Qld team. Which team was wearing red? Not Qld!! HOWEVER I do agree the new red jersey is much more marketable, especially when 99.9% of maroon jerseys sold would be SOO jerseys. In Brisbane club rugby, University were known as the "Red Heavies" years ago.

2012-04-07T11:53:00+00:00

ThelmaWrites

Guest


Standing too deep or in a flat line, Australian teams do not accelerate into contact or into space. Very little momentum. Very little gain. In Bob Dwyer’s time, it was a thing of beauty to see Marty Roebuck join the line at pace, and score under the posts at State de France.

2012-04-07T11:37:22+00:00

ThelmaWrites

Guest


Whether standing too deep or in a flat line, in general Australian teams do not accelerate into contact or into space. Very little momentum. Very little gain. They're so used to the pick-and-drive. In Bob Dwyer's tme, it was a thing of beauty to see Marty Roebuck join the liine at pace, and score under the post in Stade de France.

2012-04-07T10:03:05+00:00

JC

Guest


Actually, anopinion, it's like you have Link in the team. You've been McKenzied.

2012-04-07T08:10:59+00:00

liquorbox_

Guest


I would struggle to watch them if they went back to Mooroon, I am not from QLD but live in Brisbane, they are a franchise that happens to play in QLD, they are not the QLD rep team in the old form of the word. This is what the pro era has brought us. Long live the Reds

2012-04-07T06:56:10+00:00

JottingsOnRugby.com

Roar Pro


@ Atawhai Drive -see Harry's informative post. Jersey became distinctly red at start of 2008 Super season - there is a pic > http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/rugby-union/larkham-predicts-reds-win/story-e6frepm6-1111115555333

2012-04-07T06:36:13+00:00

Harry

Guest


I wrote about this on the Roar some years ago but to briefly recap some history. I first heard the "Red" description for the Queensland Rugby Union team at Ballymore in the late 1970's when Queensland were inflicting a beating on NSW (think it was the 48-10 result in 1979). Late in the game the spontaneous chant of "Red, Red, Red" rose from the stands as Queensland put the puffed up Southerners to the sword. This was despite the fact that the jersey was always maroon and remained that way until the middle of the noughties, when it started to morph from maroon into cerise to its current scarlet. Why Red over Maroon? Well chanting "Maroon, Maroon, Maroon" isn't quite the same is it? As a traditionalist I was uneasy and initially resistant to the change (then again I wanted them to stay at Ballymore) but accept this is the modern way, and is better marketing. Incidentally Brett Harris's book (the same fella who these days is still writing rugby in The Australian) is called "The Marauding Maroons" and is a great read, written in the mid 80's it details Queensland's improvement from the depths of the 60's. For instance there is a lot of detail on the challenge of playing Canterbury and the momentous games between the two provinces around that time. Suffice to say Queensland and Canterbury have a rich history of competition in the last 40 years, a heritage that was only burnished in last year's epic matches.

2012-04-07T06:23:01+00:00

sheek

Guest


Cattledog, If it was up to me, I would return Queensland to their 'TRADITIONAL' maroon shirt & navy blue shorts, & call them the "Dark Reds". Now that would open up wonderful opportunities with producers of red wines, rums & other dark spirits.....

2012-04-07T06:09:37+00:00

Atawhai Drive

Roar Guru


Thanks for the backgrounder, Sean. Did the Queensland jersey change in colour from maroon to red before rugby went professional, or was it some time after that? Also, I'm sure that Queensland sometimes bring out the heritage colours (maroon jersey, dark blue shorts) for games against NSW. I think that might have happened as recently as 2004. Can that be confirmed? (I concede it's unimportant.)

2012-04-07T04:46:08+00:00

Cattledog

Roar Guru


Thanks Sean, as usual, like Sheek's comments, always worth the read. I'm originally from NSW but have called QLD home for many years. I have no issue with the history but as I've said to Sheek above, it's all about the money. Of course, this would not work had they remained the Maroons, but since the call of 'Red' commenced, then for me it was only a matter of time until the colour itself was embraced. I like it but I know there would be many who don't. I get the feeling the marketers obviously think there's more money in red than maroon, which I tend to agree with. As a side, love reading your various histories on the game. Keep it up :)

2012-04-07T04:28:23+00:00

Cattledog

Roar Guru


Sheek, no argument from me although I would challenge your 'tongue in cheek' jibe about the number of syllables ;) However, as Crip has pointed out whilst I have in the past merchandised for the QLD Reds, I only wish I had the contract whilst they were winning...and in a more marketable colour! That aside, I agree any number of colours could be termed the generic red or blue etc, however, we're now talking the professional era and I for one believe red is more marketable than maroon (I'm sure many will disagree), however, from a dollar perspective, red sells more than maroon and I for one think it more vibrant than the more dour maroon.

2012-04-07T04:23:41+00:00

BennO

Guest


Very interesting history, thanks.

2012-04-07T03:46:49+00:00

Harry

Guest


Agree re standing too deep, though you can't expect things to run smoothly with a brand new 10 and a new 13. It takes time to build combinations though I thought Sam Lane looked to have the right stuff (as demonstrated in the 2nd try). Hopefully A. Faingaa back at 13 and Lucas and Harris for the Stormers in 2 weeks?

2012-04-07T03:45:56+00:00

Jiggles

Roar Guru


Seriously! Why cant the play more like Mark Ella!!!

2012-04-07T03:43:31+00:00

Harry

Guest


Well he's massively missing Cooper and seems just a tad overweight and yes not running enough. But he's basically had to carry the reds for the last few games and clearly took responsibility to run things last night. But agree with virtually everyone, he's not playing well.

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