Australasian rugby's 120 year swap meet

By Dane Eldridge / Expert

In the aftermath of the Brisbane Bledisloe break-even, my celebratory crooning of Waltzing Matilda was abruptly muted by a snappy Steve Hansen jab to the patriotic solar plexus.

Obviously sick to death of fielding questions about the grouse feats of Aussie Mike Harris, the All Blacks coach retorted with a few choice lines about Australia’s penchant for chucking second-tier Kiwi jumbucks in the swag and shipping them back across the Tasman.

Understandably, he doesn’t like the thought of having some of his choice livestock grazing inside the enemy paddock and boosting the standard of the Australian flock, nor does he enjoy when some of them are brazenly re-branded in gold and passed off as Vegemite kids.

I’m cool with that notion. Nobody likes to see an essay that is copy-and-pasted from Google, nor does anybody like to see the English cricket team full of South Africans.

And most of all, nobody likes having their stuff pinched.

This got me thinking: is this hand-me-down arrangement we have with our cousins a two-way street?

In an attempt to brain this poser, I’ve used my time at work this week wisely by going over the New Zealand honour roll for any ‘discrepancies’ regarding re-badged produce that once wore the stamp of the boxing kangaroo.

In news that will skyrocket the Wallaby rugby ego: I managed to find some Australian All Blacks!

Ben Franks
This bloke has been heavy scrummaging artillery for the All Blacks over 21 tests, but in reality he should be playing for the Wallabies or at least in the forward pocket for Hawthorn.

Franks said his first g’day to the world when he was born in Melbourne back in 1984, and I can only come to the conclusion that he saw Australia’s ocean-like depth in the front row stocks and decided the Shaky Isles was a better track to international rugby.

Steve Devine
Devine was a talented halfback who spilled plenty of sweat for the New Zealand cause as an Auckland stalwart and a 10-test All Black, even though he cut his teeth in the rough streets of Boggabri in NSW.

To make matters worse, he’s now a talented television presenter on Sky TV in his adopted homeland, meaning that we here in Australia missed out on someone who could be on the box instead of Greg Martin.

Derren Witcombe
Not only is this bloke memorable for his five tests for the All Blacks or the cool way he spells his first name, he’s also a household name in his birthplace of humble Hobart in Tasmania.

There’s not much you can nail on Witcombe for taking the small paddle from the Apple Isle to New Zealand to play some footy. I’m pretty sure there’s absolutely nobody playing rugby in Tassie, so what other choice did he have?

Sam Harding
Take a trip to the far reaches of Perth and the moment you step from the plane you’ll hear names like Ben Cousins, John Worsfold and Sam Harding.

The tough-as-nails Subiaco flanker wasn’t able to break in to the ranks of the Western Australia Aussie Rules scene, so he left behind the questionable nightlife of the western seaboard and embarked on a memorable rugby career in New Zealand, which yielded a solitary test cap against Fiji.

Scott McLeod
This man is an New Zealand rugby mainstay with 17 tests for the All Blacks and 44 Super Rugby games for the Chiefs, as well as having a few fingers in various coaching pies in the current day.

However, the fact of the matter is he should be imparting knowledge to sprouting youngsters here in the Australian system, as he was born a dinky-di banana-bender back in 1973 in the sun-bashed capital of Brisbane. Again, an understandable departure considering he had to deal with Queenslanders as a child.

Honorary mentions
Des Connor (Born 1935 in Brisbane, 12 caps for New Zealand and 12 for Australia), James Tilyard (1889 in Waratah, Tasmania, 10 New Zealand caps), Billy Mitchell (1890 in Melbourne, 5 New Zealand caps), Alfred Eckhold (1885 in Adelaide, three New Zealand caps) and William Mackrell (1881 in Milton, NSW, one New Zealand cap).

The Australasian swap meet carries on to this day after 120+ years of wheeling and dealing and stealing.

Gentlemen, shall we call a truce after the pilfering of Harris?

The Crowd Says:

2012-10-25T23:48:29+00:00

the coach

Guest


I actually believe Australia does have at least one more S15 team than our player pool can support.

2012-10-25T15:36:09+00:00

Gatesy

Guest


Yowser!! yeah, baby ... any Kiwi's out there who want to go on with it?

2012-10-25T12:47:47+00:00

abnutta

Roar Guru


Surprised nobody mentioned Eddie Stapleton. This from his RugbyMuseum Bio: "It is highly debatable whether Australian Eddie Stapleton should be regarded as a bone fida All Black. He along with another New South Welshman Maurice Graham filled in for the All Black touring side in 1960 when en route to South Africa two warmup matches were played in Sydney on the same day. Because two of the All Black touring party, Steve Nesbit and Dennis Cameron, were nursing minor injuries the side for the match against Queensland was short of two players, which explained the calling up of Stapleton and Graham. Today such a thing would not have happened because there would not have been any need for stopover games because of the faster plane travel. But even if the exercise was still being used standby players would be now sent from New Zealand or else the team would be tagged, given the tighter international eligibility rules now in a place, a New Zealand Invitation XV. With hindsight perhaps recognition of the likes of Stapleton as All Blacks does seem a slight to those many New Zealanders, Auckland's Bob Graham and Waikato's Dwayne Monkley as two examples, who were desperately unlucky not to have been All Blacks. Ironically enough, Stapleton scored the first try of the All Blacks' tour in what was an easy win over Queensland, a side which was nothing like the rugby force it was to become from the mid 1970s onwards. While his All Black status was questionable there could be no doubt of Stapleton's considerable ability and his standing in the 1950s especially as Australia's foremost wing. Between 1951 and 1958 he played 16 tests for the Wallabies and though he did not have exceptional pace had rare determination near the try-line. He made three tours of New Zealand in 1952, 1955 and 1958 and was a spirited opponent for the All Blacks' star wing of that decade, Ron Jarden. Stapleton also gave New South Wales superb service and in Sydney's first grade competition he made a record 236 appearances for the St George club, for whom he scored 144 tries. He was the club's captain when it won the Sydney premiership in 1957. A cousin of "Wild Bill" Cerutti and J B Young, both Australian representatives."

2012-10-25T12:17:23+00:00

Tui

Guest


Ben Franks and Scott McLeod? How desperate are you going to get?

2012-10-25T09:53:39+00:00

Snobby Deans

Guest


Don't you dare . . . you keep QC & you keep Deans :)

2012-10-25T09:39:25+00:00

Peepers

Guest


Australia had the most imported players at last years World Cup - a documented fact and evidence enough that their development system needs a great deeal of work. Regrettably the television deals of the AFL and NRL, and the appearance of marquee players in the soccer competition means there is little money available to build a second tier competition to match the ITM Cup or the Currie Cup. Don't expect this practice to change any time soon, unless the rules regarding importing players are changed. The list of players appears reasonably well researched, although neglects the key facts around the development period of a rugby player. In Franks' case his parents returned to NZ before he had even strapped on a pair of boots (aside from knitted ones). The Australian policy at present is to fill their S15 squads with talent from the ITM Cup, primarily players who are developing and working on their games, and not yet in the S15 system. If they are in the system they are not gaining significant game time. This suggests that Australia has more S15 teams than it can readily supply the talent for, accordingly one of the franchises should be handed to South Africa who have shown a commitment to developing the game in new areas rather than recycling players from other countries.

2012-10-25T06:04:07+00:00

atlas

Guest


I think the 'fans' you refer to are a vocal minority. I'd like to see him come back and play a season of ITM Cup, or part of it as international obligations come first. There will always be some d-heads in the crowd - there are at any game. ITM would be a good grounding for him.

2012-10-25T06:01:41+00:00

aussiekiwi

Guest


Again nice writing Dane25. I fear the humour was a bit too subtle for some though.

2012-10-25T04:58:06+00:00

matthewthorpe

Roar Pro


i think the wallabies will easily be able to solve this whole situation about player eligibility in one foul swoop - lets send Quade Cooper back to NZ. hopefully the kiwis will love having their star player back, i assume the fans will

2012-10-25T04:53:18+00:00

matthewthorpe

Roar Pro


not to mention phar lap as well!

2012-10-25T04:29:57+00:00

Ocktoberfest

Guest


"Look, thanks for the offer to coach Wales. But as it means I am depriving you of your own development, and I don't want Wales to look like you're poaching NZ talent, I'll politely decline." -said Steve Hansen, never.

2012-10-25T03:32:25+00:00

El Gamba

Roar Guru


Sore drawer, for sure. The guy that almost took New Zealand to the most consecutive record

2012-10-25T03:30:47+00:00

El Gamba

Roar Guru


Crowded house were half Australian! They chose the Sydney Opera House for their farewell concert so I think shows where their hearts were in any case...

2012-10-25T01:46:22+00:00

Brendon

Guest


hahahahaha

2012-10-25T01:41:23+00:00

atlas

Guest


There are 20 Australian-born All Blacks in total, not all of whom played tests - 7 did not - from the good old days of tour matches. 20 - that is the total of all the Samoan and Tongan-born players to ever have worn Black. I see a poaching conspiracy going on! It's an interesting list histroy-wise, of course in the 'old days' the country was full of new immigrants, and see players born in India (1884, 1893, 1901) suppose born to British military families there? Note one of those - Bernard O'Dowda - I know his later descendants, three further generations of whom went on to play NZ provincial rugby. Full list on the All Blacks site http://stats.allblacks.com/asp/bornoverseas.ASP?stats_ID=8

2012-10-24T22:45:17+00:00

the coach

Guest


BTW, under the current eligibility rules, Michael Jones could not have played for the All Blacks. As he played his first senior international for Samoa in 1986 (before being selected for the NZ World Cup team in 1987), he would then have no longer been eligible to play for another country, even though he was born and raised in NZ.

2012-10-24T21:51:39+00:00

the coach

Guest


This whole discussion started by the gloomy Steve Hansen (who comes across as "my glass is half empty because someone else drank out of it type of person") is a load of crap! Guys, rugby turned professional a couple of years ago and, as a result, players will go wherever they need to (within the rules) to earn a quid. Steve, get over it! PS: It would have been nice to hear some words of congratulations from Hansen for Australia's effort given their injury toll, but all he said (or all that was reported anyway) was his complaints about Higginbotham and Harris. Sore loser (almost) or what?

2012-10-24T20:06:47+00:00

Andrew C (waikato)

Guest


I'll second that :) _ Paul Henry was born in Pommieland anyway, so you're welcome to him...... NED KELLY was born on Somes Island in a manger, wrapped in swaddling clothes and given to Three Wise Men to escort down to a Convict Ship tied up in Wellington Harbour and send across the ditch to Van Dieman's land. I understand he played rugby for Brothers, grew up to be a Bank Manager and one of his ancestors was Alan Bond :)

2012-10-24T19:36:15+00:00

moaman

Roar Guru


Can YOU please--please--keep that A****ole Paul Henry?

2012-10-24T19:27:58+00:00

Pogo

Guest


" I can only come to the conclusion that he saw Australia’s ocean-like depth in the front row stocks" Gold. Oh and Johnno you can keep Russell Crow, Paul Henry and Charlotte Dawson. I had to google to find out who Richard Wilkins is.

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