Sticking up for our youngest brother

By Kia Kaha / Roar Guru

Imagine a family of four sons. The two eldest are twins – one with brawn and the other with smarts and good looks – the third is an all-round athlete whose natural confidence allows him to compete with no fear against all of his brothers.

Finally, there is the adopted baby of the family.

In addition to the language barrier, he is further excluded by his roots. The only time the other three tolerate his presence is at family events and even then there are always sniping comments about his right to bear the family name with thinly veiled threats to disown him.

In Hollywood, this would be turned into an epic where the youngest would rise up against such adversity and not only prove his worth, get the girl of his dreams but also show forgiveness to his horrible brothers who would eventually see the error of their ways.

All this would culminate in a tearful scene of reconciliation and proclamations of undying and unconditional love.

Unfortunately for Argentina, they have yet to experience anything remotely near that kind of fairytale moment in the Rugby Championship. Let’s be honest – a draw in rugby is the equivalent of your parents proudly telling you they have bought your first ever car.

Your head fills up with dream car possibilities and you envision how popular you will become only to be bitterly let down by the sight of your rust-coated lemon with which they present you.

Argentina did experience a fairytale moment in 2007 that led to its inclusion in the Rugby Championship. The embarrassing realisation that a World Cup semi-finalist did not belong to a premier tournament led to their inclusion into the former tri-series.

It was not just the 2007 Rugby World Cup that led to their inclusion – it took five years. Then you realise that Argentina took on the might of the traditional southern powerhouse teams with no professional domestic league, its players scattered in Europe and no access to Super Rugby until 2016.

If you think South Africa has it bad with its overseas-based players, spare a thought for Argentina – who are caught entirely between two worlds.

This is exacerbated by the travel schedule of the Rugby Championship. Argentina has the bulk of its taxing travel in the first half of the competition. By the time they have their two home games, they are exhausted.

There is no plausible explanation why this itinerary should remain fixed. Surely alternating the current draw one year with a reverse draw the following year would be not only fairer but also interesting.

For one, Argentina could have two home games first up, New Zealand would experience the challenging away games first up and Australia would not have to be fixated on the Bledisole Cup every year. They could first worry about the Rugby Championship. South Africa would get to experience the advantages New Zealand do every alternate year in terms of building their championship towards the business end.

Imagine the Rugby Championship starting off with an Ellis Park clash between the Springboks and All Blacks and Los Pumas facing off at home against the Wallabies.

Argentina would be allowed to settle into the competition without worrying about the as of yet unaccustomed travel that you learn by being involved in Super rugby.

2016 cannot come soon enough for Argentina. Firstly, it will encourage players to return from Europe. Secondly, it will help with conditioning and learning to acclimatise. Thirdly, it will help them be more in tune with what is required to beat the top teams with preparation, tactics and execution.

Despite this optimism for the future, especially if the scheduling were to be alternated, Argentina are invariably the target of questions as to what they add to the competition and why they deserve to remain.

This is palpably unfair. Due to lack of preparation time and no real off-season, the June and November tours have whittled Argentina down to their current world ranking of 12th.

Italy, which is often similarly dismissed in the Six Nations, lies in 14th place. If they were to have taken the place of Argentina or any other team ranked higher or lower than 12th place, you could expect similar results. I would argue that the margins would be more considerable.

The blowouts that Argentina endured in their two opening games against South Africa have not really arisen until Rosario or La Plata in the final games and even then they have been much closer. They have regrouped well from setbacks and have been largely competitive in the bulk of their matches.

It is unrealistic to expect a team ranked considerably lower than the top three teams in the world to compete evenly and yet by and large this is what Argentina have achieved.

Are we that ungrateful and callous that we cannot see what Argentina brings to the others? Has anyone noticed the improvement of the Wallaby and All Black scrums this year? Every time the Wallabies play against los Pumas, there are calls from around the world that Argentina will destroy Australia in the scrum. That indeed Argentina will beat Australia.

The fact that Argentina have yet to do that is irrelevant. Australia prepare for those matches knowing that they have to work on their scrum. Lo and behold, if you work on something you get improvement.

We cannot attribute the scrum improvements solely to Argentina but certainly we can acknowledge the significant role that they have played.

More is not necessarily better. Argentina, however, have made the travel schedule fairer. South Africa, in particular, are no longer penalised as they are in Super Rugby. They have exposed the other teams to a different style of play that was not always the case in the tri-nations.

When you play Argentina, you know your set piece has to fire, you have to absorb their aggressive rush defence. They give an insight into how rugby is played in the Northern Hemisphere as their players are schooled in that kind of rugby.

When the big three head north in November, they are already familiar with the style of rugby they can expect.

I do not wish to paint Argentina or the European teams with a dour, attritional brush. You could argue Argentina made the 2007 World Cup semi final with ABC rugby. It was conservative but it was effective.

I watched that game in La Plata last weekend spellbound by the cutting backline moves. I certainly do not remember end-to-end rugby like that in such large patches in 2007. Juan Martin Hernandez was and continues to be a magician but Argentina have added a lot to their style of play.

They have a wonderful goalkicker in Nicolas Sanchez but their ability to offload and work backline moves that break through some of the stoutest defences on the planet is testament to how far they have come.

Let us not get caught up in results. It is too soon for that. Let us trace the evolution of Argentina and acknowledge what they bring to our teams.

Let us not treat Argentina as an outcast but accept them like an equal and acknowledge how they make us more rounded individuals just as they are becoming more rounded by their exposure to us. I like what they bring to our southern family.

Argentina are right where they belong and I am proud to call them my brother or as they say hermano. They are still growing up, but in a way we are still growing up alongside them.

The Crowd Says:

AUTHOR

2014-10-05T09:38:39+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Well they got the monkey off their back! Unfortunately I couldn't see the match so will have to look for a replay. Congratulations Argentina.

2014-10-02T20:47:04+00:00

jeznez

Roar Guru


True. It is a whole different level from what we do in Oz.

2014-10-02T20:39:21+00:00

Coconut

Guest


No it should be the Cooks.

2014-10-02T15:56:34+00:00

Carlos The Argie in the USA

Guest


And then we were three!

2014-10-02T15:52:20+00:00

Carlos The Argie in the USA

Guest


It is not a BBQ, it is an "asado" a national institution with sacred values.

2014-10-02T15:24:38+00:00

Eddard

Roar Guru


Argentina only wanted 1 team to begin with. I'd say that's for economic reasons more than anything else. If the 1st team is a success on and off the field that will provide impetus to add more teams. Or to create an Americas conference.

AUTHOR

2014-10-02T12:58:43+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


I moonlight on other boards and have heard a lot of those comments. Pleased to hear you enjoy more enlightened company!

2014-10-02T12:49:40+00:00

Simon Bedard

Roar Pro


"what they add to the competition and why they deserve to remain" Are people really saying this??? I have only heard praise for their entry into the competiton and the amount they have grown in recent times, particularly this year. In fact, most rugby supporters I know we're arguing for the Argies to join the tri nations before it was motted in 2007. Great country, great team, welcome addition I say...and it they happen to beat the Wallabies this weekend I will whole heartedly congratulate them (before shedding a quiet tear on my own).

2014-10-02T11:49:44+00:00

Harry Jones

Expert


Brodie R vs Victor on the model runway

2014-10-02T11:39:10+00:00

Harry Jones

Expert


Great piece, KK. You have burst upon the ROAR scene!

2014-10-02T11:23:30+00:00

Nobrain

Guest


Continue, IMO we have to go step by step. UAR has to lay the field so coaches and players can do their jobs, the press should be mature enough not to create a monster after a win or losser after a defeat, and us fans we should support the slow process in a humble way. The big three have their issues also (Cruden, Bale, quotas, ect.) but they are great because they overcome those problems. The sooner we all learn from the losses and problems the sooner we will become winners.

2014-10-02T11:18:34+00:00

Sunshine

Guest


You had me at bbq

2014-10-02T10:49:21+00:00

Nobrain

Guest


Welcome Magnesium, I felt lonely sometimes on the roar defending issues for Argentina and sometimes being critical of our organization and rugby. Although I consider most of your points valid I think you are overoptimistic about of the future of the Pumas. I think we still have a long way to go and that our current ranking is what it is, I am not so sure that other nations are not having the same issues that we are having regarding the contracts of our players by NH clubs. Fiji, Samoa,and Tonga I suppose have similar problems and with if everybody could clear them at the same time I am not so sure about what our ranking will be? Regarding the RWC I will not take France from granted, they have the tendecy to rise when they are not doing well and not favorites. I think to beat England in their soil and WC it would something very rare, and will be also rare to get a win against Australia in a neutral field since they had strong wins against us in our soil.

AUTHOR

2014-10-02T10:31:49+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Thanks for your post magnesium. Didn't know that about club release for the RC. Shameful indeed. To me it's clear that the IRB or World Rugby won't do anything about club rugby and its increasing stranglehold on international rugby. The sooner Argentina is in more charge of its destiny in terms of picking players from domestic competitions the better. At the moment Argentina are getting pummeled in the rankings because they're facing teams with more than B side qualities about them.

AUTHOR

2014-10-02T10:19:04+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


You're actually on to it. It was a Ben Stiller flick called There's Something about Jose Maria. He got caught with his pants down by all his brothers and it haunted him for many years.

2014-10-02T10:12:47+00:00

Magnesium

Guest


As an Argentine I thank you for your article Kia Kaha. Any follower of rugby knows that the current ranking of the Pumas not show the true level of the Pumas. In June and November windows, Los Pumas play with a “B” team because European clubs contracts issues. I take this opportunity to mention that the famous IRB Regulation 9 has become a farce. While clubs are obliged to release players to play The Rugby Championship, the reality is that clubs push players putting him in the dilemma of choosing TRC or the club, with the threat that if they choose TRC, the clubs will not renew the contract, this is something serious that I have not seen that anyone has reported. The IRB should intervene in this matter. Returning to the ranking of the Pumas, they play in windows with a "B" team, and play TRC against the top 3 in the world, as a result, have little chance of winning games and then, his ranking free fall. Anyway here in Argentina, there are high hopes for the next November window (Scotland, Italy, France), 3 wins is expected by Los Pumas, and will be considered a failure if they do not win at least 2 games. Finally, I want to emphasize that although Los Pumas have not won any TRC game, this has been circumstantial, lacked a bit of luck, particularly remember: Argentina 16-16 South África (Mendoza 2012) Australia 23-19 Argentina (Gold Coast 2012) Argentina 19-25 Australia (Rosario 2012) Argentina 17-22 South África (Mendoza 2013) Australia 14-13 Argentina (Perth 2013) Argentina 31 - 33 South África (Salta 2014) Australia 32-25 Argentina (Gold Coast 2014) The Pumas deserved to win some of those games. My personal opinion (and I know many will disagree with me) is that the current actual Los Pumas level is between the 4th and 6th position in the world ranking. We have high expectations for 2015 world cup, Argentina has a very interesting draw, imagine Los Pumas will lose All Black pool game, and will win the rest of their pool matches (Tonga, Georgia, Namibia) in the quarterfinals likely to face France (which is a game Los Pumas can win) and in semifinal is likely to face Australia or England, with a bit of luck Los Pumas could win this game and would be finalists (probably with the All Blacks game that surely All Blacks would win, qualifying champions and the Pumas in second place) Regardless, I think the great momentum that Los Pumas need is, on one hand, continuity of Super Rugby and the other, sign up a professional staff team with international experience (we know that the UAR is in talks with Michael Cheika, but nothing is still confirmed)

2014-10-02T09:56:11+00:00

Brendan Hope

Roar Guru


You forgot to mention that the two twins arm wrestle, only the better looking brother gives the other twin hope that he'll win, only to slam his hand hard onto the table. he laughs and jeers at his uglier brother, breaking his heart and giving him little hope that he'll ever get the better of him :-(

2014-10-02T08:26:33+00:00

StrYdeR

Roar Rookie


Nothing we didn't already know :-)

AUTHOR

2014-10-02T08:16:51+00:00

Kia Kaha

Roar Guru


Thanks for the feedback guys. I'm glad to hear there's a lot of love for our kid brother not to mention great insight from the 'man' himself.

2014-10-02T08:14:35+00:00

StrYdeR

Roar Rookie


Regarding SANZAR fairness and credibility, it is beyond frustrating that Argentina are only being considered for 1 team in SR... I know it's better than none, but it's hardly a solid commitment to helping Argentina develop. Why limit the number of their players being exposed to a single squad? Are we expecting them to make them all Pumas? Why not give Argentina the opportunity to develop or capatilise on a local derby? From a logistical point of view any potential Asian teams should be included in the Australasian conference and for now let any African or South American expansion happen in the other conference. Great write up BTW.

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