Throw out the knitwear, let’s do A-League like Aussies

By Stuart Thomas / Expert

Am I the only person who feels like something of a fool taking a knitted scarf to a game of A-League football?

I’ll be there on Saturday night cheering on the Sky Blues against the Wanderers, what I will not be doing is taking my scarf.

I picked it up a couple of years back and it’s pretty handy in July but completely superfluous when it comes to football in Australia.

Recent weather conditions have me thinking about the rather quirky use of knitted scarves and other behaviours and cultures in our game.

Sure we get the theatre and history of fans stretching their scarves out to their full width, holding them above their head and singing with passion and pride.

But let’s not forget why they have these items of knitwear in their hands in the first place. They purchased the scarves because football was traditionally a winter game.

Times have changed and there is more football than ever being played outside the winter months, yet the adoption of scarves would have seemed seasonally logical to fans around the time of their origin.

Somehow, in our desire to emulate the traditions of European football, which provided much of our knowledge of the game and informed our style and culture of supporter-ship, we failed to realise the opportunity that was presented to us.

The chance to develop our own traditions and customs in the A-League, unique to our country, climate and personalities still exists. Embracing it is the challenge.

It has long been a bugbear of mine to watch fans imitate chants, songs and mannerisms of our international counterparts. I guess as a nation of migrants, apart from our traditional owners, it is to be expected to some degree, yet our uniqueness as a nation gives us scope to create something quite special.

When the Liverpool Legends came to Australia last January, I was pleased to note that my ANZ Stadium membership allowed me a seat in the members. I took my neighbour, a staunch Liverpool man from way back, but certainly not a passionate A-League fan.

Listening to You’ll Never Walk Alone, was great. A forty thousand strong crowd belted it out and at least ninety per cent, were engaged in the performance.

Listening to sports talk-back on the following Monday and hearing Graeme Hughes (a man who I have written about in glowing terms previously) drool over the event and describe the rendition as one of Australia’s greatest sporting moments was sickening.

Being a Liverpool fan, he would say that. To a Manchester United, Chelsea or Tottenham fan it was just that song that Liverpudlians sing before every game. Nice tune, not even their song though. I’m not sure what Rodgers and Hammerstein would make of its use.

Both Hughes and my neighbour were more inspired by that simple little ‘ditty’ than anything they have seen on home soil in A-League matches. The day that we are moved in the same way by expressions of passion at A-League matches will be a red letter day for Australian football.

The often cited reason for both of their reactions is that the A-League is rubbish compared to EPL, La Liga or Serie A and expecting people to engage in the same way with ‘substandard’ football is unrealistic. After all, isn’t our league stagnating? The season sinking into mediocrity?

My counter here is simple. I watch a couple of matches from Germany, Spain, France and other European Leagues each week and the standard of play is, no doubt, superior in quality to the A-League.

We are all well aware of that fact. Yet watching two teams low on the ladder battle out a potentially vital game with relegation ramifications, can sometimes be more entertaining that a bland encounter between two top teams scared to lose.

Sure the standard of play will not be as high in the relegation battle as the table topping clash, yet is the lesser game deemed worthless because of this chasm, which at times, can be vast?

If we get to the point where it’s EPL or bust, football has reached a very sad place.

The reality is, that for both Hughes and my neighbour, it was another example of the annoying tendency for many Australians to be more closely connected with overseas leagues and a subsequent reluctance to embrace the home grown product.

Attempting to recreate atmosphere, style and culture merely makes us look inferior, as the comparisons are sometimes unflattering. We are far better served introducing some things into our brand that identify us more definitively and cut the apron strings to other leagues.

A first step in developing a local identity could be promoting a culture of hats at our grounds for afternoon matches. Considering the melanoma rates in this country, it seems logical. Let’s ditch the scarves and create a sea of colour with our headwear which will protect us from the predicted unbearable temperatures of the future.

After the hottest summer on record on the back of the previous hottest summer on record, which seems to be the meteorologist’s mantra in recent times, why don’t we make a statement to our fans, the world and our kids about the realities of sun safety and ditch traditional scarves in favour of caps and broad brimmed hats?

Sure, night matches are a different story altogether and on a chilly summer night in Melbourne or Wellington, I guess we can all pull out the scarves from the mothballs.

The decision to move to summer football has inevitably led to discussion around the extreme conditions which players are sometimes forced to endure. Never has this been more in focus than after the heat experienced on the eastern seaboard last week.

Images of players prostrate, covered in cold towels and utterly exhausted have become common.

Rather than implementing drink breaks in extreme conditions, they should be part of the A-League regulations and applied to every match.

Moreover, the FFA should show initiative and perspective and commit funds and research into developing cool suits appropriate to wear on game day. A lightweight and functional device that offers some relief from the conditions seems like a sensible and appropriate step considering our climate.

V8 Supercar drivers currently enjoy the technological advances within motor racing, which have led to suits that give the drivers relief from the stifling conditions in the cockpit.

The last thing a footballer needs is a cumbersome apparatus on their upper body and I’m sure cool suits have been used in training and recovery, however a concerted effort to improve the way players are looked after from an occupational health and safety perspective is something we should pursue as a football nation.

Much was made of the adoption of international standard seating for the technical areas at Australian football grounds. No doubt it makes many feel at ‘home’ seeing the familiar style, yet why emulate?

Many would cite the argument that the manager is protected from potential harm. No doubt this has been an issue around the world at times, however not something that is a real consideration in this country.

A uniquely Australian design to allow for increased air flow and sun protection should be on our agenda.

These ideas reflect something that Australian football has grappled with over the years. The conglomeration of styles that come together when our Socceroos go into camp, the way our game is marketed and promoted and our ability to attract new and younger fans to our local league are all issues around identity.

The question of who and what we are as a footballing nation is a vital one. What we can’t be is a collection of scarf wearing, A-League bashing fans who constantly compare our ‘substandard’ league to more wealthy and impressive ones around the world.

Hopefully, the Sydney derby will once again remind us of just how terrific football can become in this country.

The Crowd Says:

2017-02-18T05:48:51+00:00

brian drian

Guest


The didgeridoo is a brilliant idea! uniquely australian. It is a bit of nightmare to travel abroad with though. I once took one to Italy via thailand and it entailed an awful lot of explaining at customs. The Italians seemed to think it was a giant pipe and were deeply suspicious! As an aside, great work Stuart, I've really enjoyed your musings over the last few months. Perhaps our national identity could receive a nice kick along from football, wouldn't that be a glorious thing?

AUTHOR

2017-02-17T10:48:53+00:00

Stuart Thomas

Expert


Once again you have me in stitches Ben. Your use of the words thong and string allude to something that is banned and distasteful in my house. If my wife even hears me utter those words............the consequence are considerable. Personally I love those words, hence lies the difference between the sexes.

2017-02-17T08:25:43+00:00

Ben of Phnom Penh

Roar Guru


Whilst the concept of a more robust approach to Summer football merchandising is welcome there are some practical considerations that need clarification; such as whether your club or your club's fiercest rival should adorn the string at the back of the thong.

2017-02-17T05:05:45+00:00

Jeff Williamson

Roar Pro


I like my scarf. I never take a scarf to A-league, but I do wear my hat and shirt. The scarf is used all winter watching the local NPL. Both A-league and NPL offer entertaining contests.

AUTHOR

2017-02-17T04:56:24+00:00

Stuart Thomas

Expert


This is the comment of the day in my opinion. Brilliant. I grew up in neighbouring Punchbowl.

2017-02-17T04:28:20+00:00

SonOfLordy

Guest


I like to wear my scarf and insist on calling soccer "football" because that's what they do in Europe. Makes me feel sophisticated, worldly and well travelled (even though I have never left Bankstown).

2017-02-17T03:20:01+00:00

Griffo

Roar Guru


Given the summer in the 'summer of football' it might be your fellow, well-intentioned-fan trying to cool off his neighbour. The lingering smell once dried (and commented on by your other half) leaves you thinking twice. Or it could be a statement as to what the majority think of what wets those plastic cups in stadia across the league. Agree if would be criminal if it was a cold, craft beverage that was falling from the heavens on a cloudless day ;-)

AUTHOR

2017-02-17T03:15:26+00:00

Stuart Thomas

Expert


Hi Andy, Thanks for reading, I might suggest that rather than being some sort of inferiority complex, creating a unique identity is not being different for differences sake, it is who we are. We do it as individuals and all should be celebrated for our varied foibles and idiosynchrasies. Australian football can emrace it uniqueness without suffering from the 'complex'. In regards to the 'jingle' sung at Liverpool games, the point was that it is saddening if people believe that is one of Australia's greatest sporting moments. Being present, I feel quite sure that the singing of the song might have been a little more powerful at, say, an FA Cup final in the 80's, or a European Cup match a little earlier before Liverpool were excluded. I still have a copy of the singing that night as I taped it for a Liverpool fan, I have just rewatched it. I'd rather win the America's Cup, watch Phar Lap or the Don, not listen to a show tune and call it one of the greatest sporting moments in Australia. Appreciate your engagement with the article, have a ripper day.

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2017-02-17T03:04:47+00:00

Stuart Thomas

Expert


Seems to be the common belief after having the experience in person. A real shame. I like your word choice 'nonsense' is undoubtedly what it all became.

2017-02-17T02:02:07+00:00

Andy

Guest


Why do so many people have such a inferiority complex about the a league that you feel the need to try and be different from everywhere else in the world? I dont know if its that so many second generation Australians dislike England specifically but Europe as a whole or what but it just sounds whiney to me when we try and change things about soccer for no other reason than to be different. Being independent does not mean being different, thats childish reasoning. Scarfs are from Europe where you need them to watch the game but the sight of a stadium of scarfs held up is more beautiful than no scarfs, nothing else comes close definitely not hats, even more so not hats considering how most of us dont like to mess up our hair. But please stop having this inferiority complex where you feel that the only way to have an identity is to be different for no other reason than to be different, its juvenile. I am a Manchester United fan, my father taught me at a young age the difference between right and wrong, Manchester United and Liverpool, he had to as my mother is a Liverpool fan and her sister once gave me a Liverpool boots bag for Christmas when i was young, it was never used, but hearing YNWA was one of the best moments in Australia sporting history. That rendition is generally regarded as one the best singing of that song anywhere, which as you mentioned is sung before every Liverpool game and quite often after which means that from thousands of performances that was one of the best.

2017-02-17T01:49:34+00:00

Buddy

Guest


I should tell. You that I attended the 3rd round FA Cup game between Hammers and City. It was not a happy night in Stratford, not just the result but the experience- and the weather of course. The stadium is a world class olympic stadium but leaves a lot to be desired as a home for football and access is appalling. There are a lot of unhappy punters and that was without the Payet nonsense!

2017-02-17T00:59:36+00:00

Griffo

Roar Guru


About the only use for a scarf in summer I can see is as a device to twirl around your head in celebration when your team scores. It's rumoured those Wellington Wally's might use their shirts instead but we venture into insulting Cancer Council sun awareness campaigns for the rest of the A-League if everyone did it.

AUTHOR

2017-02-17T00:53:47+00:00

Stuart Thomas

Expert


Thanks Nicholas, The multicultural roots we can draw upon to build identity are our greatest asset as a nation yet when it comes to football we have to be what we are. Working out exactly what that looks like is a slow process and thinking outside other leagues is the key to forging something that suits us and intrigues others. Have a great day mate.

AUTHOR

2017-02-17T00:50:03+00:00

Stuart Thomas

Expert


The didgeridoo is a great idea. Would freak other teams out I'd say. Very powerful sound en masse, as you say. The celebration that really bothers me is when I see alcohol thrown in the air upon the scoring of a goal. An utter waste and insulting to those who see beauty in a bottle. Breaks my heart. Broad brimmed is definitelty the way to go.

2017-02-17T00:39:38+00:00

144

Roar Guru


Stuart, You provide some good points in the argument! It will be sometime before we have so called 'eurosnobs' more ingrained with the game here and fair enough if people follow a couple of teams, that's fine by me, as long as you don't completely rubbish the A-League straight off the bat. You're right in the sense we need to be able to develop an organically Australian Footballing culture perhaps that could help our friends watching EPL @ 10:30 rather than Perth vs Brisbane @ the same time. Nice article!

2017-02-17T00:39:01+00:00

Mark

Guest


Victory stopped with the woollen scarves at least a couple of years ago. That said, I prefer them, even when it's stinking hot. If it's too hot to wear the scarf around your neck, tie it around your waist.

2017-02-17T00:18:01+00:00

Griffo

Roar Guru


(cracks knuckles) Where to begin... Scarves :lol: - mine are still in their environmentally friendly shrink wrap (friendly because the wrap isn't in landfill). Hilarious seeing people, red-faced and looking heaven-ward for mercy, with those things wrapped around their necks. When Tinkler arrived and dished out memberships, they came with baseball caps. This was an ingenious nod to those members who were roasted and basted in their own sweat in the large solar oven known as the Lower Easter Grandstand. You'd get a new one every year just in case your hat disintegrated from the rot of countless hours of prideful sweat. Baseball caps are probably one of the worse styles for keeping the skin cancer in check. Maybe one of those straw, beach hat styles. Nah, bulk postage would have sent Tinkler broker sooner, but a canvas, blue bucket hat type probably cheaper and still as easy to package. -- Chanting...well, going from a National Team perspective, I've wondered for a long time why we don't have legions of fans unleashing our own musical instrument around the world - the didgeridoo. Non-stop on it's own en masse it would be far sweeter than a vuvuzela. Add some drums, rhythm sticks...that would define the sound of the Australian National Teams around Asia in no time. :twisted: Nice one again Stuart 8-)

AUTHOR

2017-02-17T00:14:06+00:00

Stuart Thomas

Expert


Well done Roar, common sense really isn't it? Yes I do remember an isolated incidint on the sidelines with Farina, that's why I made sure I included safety as a potential reason. I must admit I haven't looked at the other games this weekend yet. Will do that now. Hope this is a great derby. League needs a little kick along at times, weather looks like an issue at the moment unfortunately.

AUTHOR

2017-02-17T00:10:41+00:00

Stuart Thomas

Expert


Why do you always read the tone so well? Spot on. Coo-ee would be a ripper of a way to start matches.

AUTHOR

2017-02-17T00:08:11+00:00

Stuart Thomas

Expert


Agreed Arnold, probably all of our responsibilities to make sure we take first timers to A-League to ensure they are exposed to the product. The trickle of interest we create will have a long lasting reward.

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