My 80 minutes as a Wallaby fan

By Caddyshack / Roar Rookie

Last Saturday evening was an experience I will never forget.

Feelings of frustration, anger, hope and ultimately utter helplessness washed through me over the course of 80 minutes.

You see, I was supporting the Wallabies for the very first time. The Michael Cheika-coached Wallabies.

Being an All Blacks supporter living on the beautiful Gold Coast (there are but a few of us), never have I had the need, urge or want to support the men in gold. Last Saturday was different, I wanted them to win. I wanted them to stuff the English.

I was cheering names that usually escape my lips followed with a profanity.

Go Kurtley Beale, go Beale…he’s been electric tonight. Come on, David Pocock is all over that…and he’s on his feet this time. Michael Hooper, great positional play seagulling on the wing.

All vastly different statements from the norm when usually watching Australia. As a result, I had a snapshot of being a Wallaby supporter. It was hard.

Selections
Where to start? The omissions of the matchday 23 were interesting. The game was 20 minutes old when the realisation struck that Dane Haylett-Petty wasn’t in the squad.

Since Reece Hodge was suspended, Haylett-Petty has been one of the most impressive players in Australia’s pool games, so surely a bench spot was warranted. Another hyphenated name was missing. Why was Adam Ashley-Cooper not in the matchday squad?

The reasons for his original selection were a mystery in the first place, however, if a coach is going to select a veteran to go to a World Cup, the logic would be to play him.

Otherwise, it is a missed opportunity to expose a young player to a World Cup environment and gain some priceless experience. The constant change at number 10 was also an issue.

Throughout the tournament, the backline needed to have time to play together, to build combinations together, to gain continuity and confidence together.

Tactics
As I sat head in my hands, muttering “don’t run from there, exit properly, exit properly…kick the bloody ball”, it dawned on me the plan was to run. Run the ball from anywhere on the field.

The complete lack of a plan B was absurd and completely unfair on the players and supporters.

How many times did Christian Lealifano kick the ball? Maybe twice. As a result, the Wallabies made errors and the English kicked points.

No team in World Rugby can run the ball all the time. Not even the All Blacks. New Zealand used more variation in the first ten minutes in attack against Ireland.

(Photo by Bradley Kanaris/Getty Images for HSBC)

Kick long, grubber kick, Garry Owen, kick to the wing or run the ball…variation. Expecting players to run it from every position makes it obvious and predictable. It sets them up to be smashed.

After the final whistle, I felt another weird emotion, sympathy. Sympathy for Wallaby fans far and wide. This was a team that had the talent to knock over the English.

Unfortuanately, they had to play with a foot tied behind their backs and it was too much for them. This 80-minute experience was tough. The last four years must have been excruciating for the fans.

However, there is hope. As long as Rugby Australia appoint the right New Zealand coach, Australian Rugby will rise again. Cheers to the die hard fans of the Wallabies, you tough bastards.

The Crowd Says:

2019-10-27T05:06:02+00:00

Klutz

Guest


I lived there for a couple of years. Fantastic, loved the people, and it revived my interest in rugby. But yeah, sometimes they get a bit testy about those from the Western Island. I found I only needed one word: cricket. It worked wonders (back then anyway.)

2019-10-26T23:03:40+00:00

ChrisG

Roar Rookie


And you've done it again.

2019-10-26T10:27:06+00:00

concerned supporter

Roar Rookie


Wasn't gloating over the RL,but am inclined to remind Kiwis about the semi final drubbing by England,19 /7. The score could've easily been 33/0.

2019-10-26T07:48:23+00:00

RogerTA

Roar Rookie


Fascinating comment. I’ve enjoyed my trips to NZ and have yet to experience anti Australian behaviour. Perhaps it’s you?

2019-10-26T06:57:41+00:00

ChrisG

Roar Rookie


So it's not as if the Aussie supporters on this site haven't said the same thing. Or is it only Aussies who are allowed to criticise?

2019-10-26T06:54:28+00:00

ChrisG

Roar Rookie


The question is would it be funny if the shoe was on the other foot?

2019-10-26T06:52:31+00:00

ChrisG

Roar Rookie


I see what you are doing there. Replacing a gloating kiwi with a gloating aussie. That'll teach them.

2019-10-26T05:39:53+00:00

SandBox

Roar Guru


Found the whole thing a disingenuous wind up. Anyone who’s spent time in NZ know what they really think

2019-10-26T05:37:44+00:00

SandBox

Roar Guru


So generous of you to say you were supporting Oz. Nothing to do with wanting an easier Semi-Final?

2019-10-26T01:26:42+00:00

concerned supporter

Roar Rookie


Gloating Kiwis we don't need. We know that although the Wallabies won all the match statistics save for the turnovers, they were dreadful. Did you watch Shaun Johnson and the Kiwis last night? https://www.theroar.com.au/rugby-league/video/shaun-johnson-and-the-kiwis-slammed-for-diabolical-performance-988429/

2019-10-26T01:20:39+00:00

Connor33

Guest


Hats off. Empathy is always a big one. And kicking the odd Gary Owen is handy for this wanting to run the ball. Keeps the opposition in two minds so yuh can run with space. Think the first try of the Bledisloe in 1994. No running rugby there.

2019-10-26T00:54:09+00:00

scrum

Roar Rookie


Well Caddyshack as a dedicated Wallaby supporter my thoughts coincided with yours. An U15 team could have exited better- and our kick- off restarts - WTF!!!. However I have a question for you- I spend a lot of time in NZ and the continual stream of vitriol levelled at Aussies gets a bit hard to take- especially given that 600,000 Kiwis choose to live in Aussie . Why Kiwis are so spiteful toward Aussie I do not get- and no a lot of it is not friendly banter.

2019-10-25T21:18:22+00:00

graymatter

Roar Rookie


Have to agree CaddyShack - One of the great missed opportunities. Beale should not have been in the 23. If Tevita was fit he should have been at outside centre. DHP at fullback, Then we would have had a tough hard runner in the midfield and blokes that could kick it down the park. What we had was Beale again overplaying his hand and running sideways for most of the game. He made two penetrating runs when a gap appeared but he was never going to bust through the English defence.

2019-10-25T18:29:20+00:00

web

Roar Rookie


Thank you for your empathy. Ten minutes in I felt a hopelessness in that I spent three weeks in Japan and I couldn’t explain to myself what I was watching. Surely we had more of a game plan than just run it at all costs. As a fellow Gold Coast resident you are a rare kiwi gem amongst the rocks.

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