England must be having a good laugh right now

By Paul / Roar Guru

I’ll bet Joe Root and the rest of the England team did not think they’d be having plenty to laugh about, so soon after that very ordinary day five batting display at Lord’s.

All out in less than 55 overs and two sessions, was about as bad as it gets at Test level.

Virat Kohli’s team had done Australia a huge favour, helping to keep England’s confidence levels low with that win. This is an England team that has been building towards the Ashes for the best part of three years and thanks to injury, poor form and poor technique, their chances of winning the series in Australia after last Tuesday looked shot.

They must have been delighted though, to wake up on Wednesday and read about the debacle that surrounds the Australian coach, Cricket Australia and the players.

I’m not going to get into who said what to whom and what the specific issues are, mostly because I can’t get a clear read on any of it. Suffice it to say, there appear to be some player issues with Langer as coach, but Cricket Australia has publicly backed Langer.

There are several reasons why I consider this to be a debacle.

If reports are correct, the issues with Langer first surfaced following a review earlier in the year, straight after the loss to India. That’s the best part of five or six months ago yet this is still bubbling away half way through August.

(Photo by Matt King – CA/Cricket Australia via Getty Images)

Why was this not sorted out when the report first came out months ago?

Apparently Langer then met with the squad who were due to tour the West Indies in July and others not on that tour, joined in remotely. Reports suggest Langer addressed the issues raised by the players, yet here we are in August and it seems whatever was said, was not enough to satisfy all.

More to the point, whatever was said was not enough to keep players and/or staff from opening their mouths about these problems.

Then we come to the present time where Nick Hockley, the CEO of Cricket Australia, has come out in his defence with what amounts to a backhanded statement of support.

Few could argue with his statement, “Justin has done an incredible job in raising the culture, values and behaviours of the Australian men’s team since he took on the role in 2018,”

He then shot himself down when he said “Despite those challenges (covid quarantines, etc) the side has had great success in one-day, Test and T20 cricket, when all players were available.”

I’m a fan of Langer but even I can’t see the “great” success we’ve had under his tenure. Hockley threw in the caveat “when all players were available.”, but I can’t think of a time in the past three years when Australia has had all players available.

I also can’t think of a time when we’ve had anything more than moderate success in ODI cricket and any success in T20s, in the past 12 or 18 months.

The further problem with this statement of support is, it does not touch on the issues that caused all the kerfuffle in in the first place.

I don’t think the cricketing public should be made privy to specifics, even though I’m sure many would like to know.

What I would like to know is what were the broad issues, how were they addressed, when were they addressed and have they been firmly put to bed?

This mission statement from Hockley tells me none of that. Instead we get platitudes about what a great job Langer’s done (which is debatable) and how he’s got the job until the after the Ashes.

To cap all of this off, these issues are being debated in the court of public opinion. Someone, be it players(s) or management, is airing dirty laundry in public, showing Cricket Australia has not sorted this out, once and for all.

So what’s the end result?

Cricket Australia and especially Nick Hockley, have been made to look amateurish in how they have not addressed these issues.

Professional managers identify concerns and resolve them, quickly and effectively. That these matters are being talked about publicly three or four months after being raised, is simply poor people management.

The T20 World Cup starts in a bit over two months and the issues that were raised months ago don’t appear to have been addressed.

Anyone who’s played team sport knows problems that are allowed to fester, can quickly spread and can kill team morale and sap player confidence, faster than covid can spread through a packed pub.

And you can bet, over the coming months, the England team and their media will be asking plenty of questions of the Aussie captains, Langer and the other players, not only about their chances of winning but how they’re relationships are going.

I’m not concerned greatly about the World Cup but am about the Ashes and our national teams in general. Australian cricket is not strong enough to manage messy public issues about its coach and still play winning cricket.

For the sake of the Test side in particular, this matter must be resolved now. If it’s still around when Joe Root’s team comes calling in December, it will be next to impossible for a disjointed Australian unit to win the Ashes.

The Crowd Says:

2021-08-20T13:34:56+00:00

Lara

Guest


The Ashes series down under just got a whole lot more interesting ….two teams with issues. May the sledging begin gentlemen.

2021-08-20T13:29:49+00:00

Once Upon a Time on the Roar

Roar Guru


Nice work to get that sort of money making a duck every second innings. :laughing:

2021-08-20T11:44:17+00:00

Ian

Roar Rookie


Thanks Tempo,you've just guaranteed me a month of sleepless nights.The very name of Peter Moores brings me out in a cold sweat.Please don't give the ECB any ideas.The coach of the generation has had 2 goes,stuffed up both times,so it wouldn't surprise if they gave him a 3rd go.

2021-08-20T11:38:26+00:00

Ian

Roar Rookie


I don't wish to be overly pessimistic but I'll settle for England to win an occasional session.

2021-08-20T11:34:50+00:00

Ian

Roar Rookie


Rory Burns has had 6 ducks in his last 14 Test Innings.He has a red ball base central contract of £650,000 a year plus he picks up £18,000 a Test...Nice work if you can get it!

2021-08-20T09:10:08+00:00

Rowdy

Roar Rookie


Olga Kurylenko Thandie Newton Sophie Marceau Sally Feild (my first crush as a 5 yr old) Shailene Woodley Emma Stone Winona Ryder Brooke Satchwell

2021-08-20T08:48:30+00:00

Micko

Roar Rookie


Like?

2021-08-20T06:01:01+00:00

Tempo

Roar Rookie


Both teams have unreliable batting line ups. The difference is that Australia has three proven performers at home (Smith, Labuschagne and Warner) whereas England have one batsman who averages more than 40. Australia should have the advantage at home if all three key bats are fit for the whole series. The age and durability of England's bowling attack, and their suitability for Australian conditions is also a worry. Archer and Stone being out are big blows, because it means their only genuine quick is Wood, who is unlikely to play more than 3 tests given his injury history. Broad and Anderson are approaching 40 and struggling to play back-to-back tests. Robinson looks good, but I don't see Curran or Woakes being effective out here. And they won't even give their only decent spinner a game at the moment. Australia's attack looks far better equipped for home conditions, provided selectors don't make the mistake of sticking with tired players for too long like they did last summer. You can't write England off, because they still have potential matchwinners in the side, but losing this home Ashes would be a much bigger embarrassment than losing in 2010/11 against a genuinely great England side.

2021-08-20T05:44:27+00:00

Tempo

Roar Rookie


Something about Ashes series and issues with coaches recently: - 2009 Ashes you had the Peter Moores / Kevin Pietersen debacle leading into the series. - 2013 Ashes - Mickey Arthur sacked on the eve of the series and Darren Lehmann comes in. - 2015 Ashes - Peter Moores sacked after the World Cup and Trevor Bayliss brought in just before the Ashes And that's not counting the coaches who lost their jobs shortly after failed Ashes campaigns (Fletcher, Nielsen, Flower). After 6 years I guess we are due for some pre-Ashes coaching drama!

2021-08-20T03:03:12+00:00

Rowdy

Roar Rookie


I love Scorpio women

2021-08-20T03:00:11+00:00

Rowdy

Roar Rookie


I remember some time back when our 4 best players were Scorpio. Mitchell Johnson, Nathan Lyon, Davey Warner and Brad Haddin. —— There is no cusps in signs but there is with houses. You are that sign right uptil 30°00’00”. The next sign starts at 0°00’01” ——- A lot of Scorpio men have a strong focus borne of being relatively close-eyed set and with a brow that gets bonier as they age. ——- Witness the altercation that nearly was on that staircase in SA. Warner was in full Scorpio mode that day.

2021-08-20T02:55:04+00:00

Renato CARINI

Roar Rookie


I never thought about it but you're spot on, Josey. That's a huge statement given how many series have been played. Their bowlers are going to go through purgatory out here with the kookaburras. Get set for some heavy scoring.

AUTHOR

2021-08-20T02:52:49+00:00

Paul

Roar Guru


"Paul, England aren’t India." And this is a very unknown Australian batting lineup. Our side from the last Test we played, had an out of form Warner, Harris, Labuschagne, Smith, Green, Wade Paine. Two great batsmen surrounded by fading stars, guys new to Test cricket and guys who should not have been picked but we had no-one else. Much depends on both teams injury situations and obviously how they perform. If Smith and/or Labuschagne don't play some or all of this series, England is well and truly in it, especially if they can get back a fit and in-form Stokes, Ollie Pope, etc.

2021-08-20T02:49:22+00:00

Once Upon a Time on the Roar

Roar Guru


That's actually the first time in history England have gone two successive tours here without winning a solitary test.

2021-08-20T02:15:36+00:00

Renato CARINI

Roar Rookie


Paul, England aren't India. The Poms haven't won a test here for 11 years, 10 successive tests for nought. Let's not put the cart before the horse, can England manage to win a game? That's the first question.

AUTHOR

2021-08-20T00:24:19+00:00

Paul

Roar Guru


I googled Scorpio to check the dates and Langer squeaks in on the last date. The first thing that came up though was this comment, "Scorpio is one of the most misunderstood signs of the zodiac." Sounds like Langer to a tee.

2021-08-19T23:24:00+00:00

Rowdy

Roar Rookie


Also no real cricket is being played atm by Australia. I follow other countries but not as closely. I'm a bit more on the Australian Football board at this time of the year. ------ I do have to check on Josey Wales to make sure he is safe in the yard.

AUTHOR

2021-08-19T23:10:53+00:00

Paul

Roar Guru


I think he's part of a scientific theory called the Paine-Pierro Correlation. One starts to make news through their batting or captaincy and the other appears from the ether to debunk them :laughing:

AUTHOR

2021-08-19T23:08:23+00:00

Paul

Roar Guru


I'm guessing I read dozens, if not hundreds, of very similar comments before last year's summer, only substituting India for England. Look how that panned out.

2021-08-19T23:00:21+00:00

Targa

Roar Rookie


Even if Australia's only coach is a large bus they'll win the Ashes easily.

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