The Eddie Jones dickhead policy faces its first test

By Spiro Zavos / Expert

Eddie Jones is turning the no-dickheads dictum for a successful sporting team on its head with the appointment of Dylan Hartley as the captain of the England side to play Scotland at Murrayfield in the opening round of the 2016 Six Nations tournament this weekend.

In rugby, the All Blacks have won back-to-back Rugby World Cup titles, in 2011 and 2015, with the philosophy that “better people make better players.”

This philosophy means coming down like a ton of bricks on players who behave stupidly and recklessly in defiance of proper standards, on and off the field.

“No dickheads” sums up this up this philosophy in the vernacular. It has been spectacularly successful since 2008 when the assistant coach of the All Blacks Wayne Smith took the head coach Sir Graham Henry aside and told him the bad behaviour off the field, including binge drinking, had to stop.

Henry created a leadership group within the All Blacks that essentially set the standards and enforced them on players who, occasionally, strayed from the path of rectitude. Steve Hansen entrenched this system in his four years as head coach of the All Blacks.

The conventional wisdom now in rugby, and many other sports, is that a no dickheads policy is an essential feature for a successful sports team, or team aspiring to be successful.

Now we have the newly-appointed England coach Eddie Jones, fresh from his triumph with Japan’s Brave Blossoms at the 2015 Rugby World Cup, going against the conventional wisdom and appointing one of rugby’s leading dickheads, Dylan Hartley, as England’s new captain.

The SMH (January 27, 2016) published Hartley’s Shame File. It makes for shameful reading: Banned for eye-gouging in 2007. Banned for biting in 2012. Banned for punching in 2012. Banned for abusing a referee (Wayne Barnes) in 2013: this incident cost Hartley a spot in the 2013 British and Irish Lions squad. Banned for elbowing to the face in 2014. Banned for head-butting in 2015: this incident cost Hartley a spot in England’s 2015 Rugby World Cup squad.

These infractions have cost Hartley a total of 54 weeks off the field in accumulated bans.

In most of the games I have seen Hartley play, as well, he has indulged in constant niggling and dirty play bordering on and often embracing foul play.

He is a serial thug who should not be selected for England, let alone be made the captain and spokesman for the players.

Making someone with a record like this as captain of England, in other words a role model to his players and to rugby-players in England, is madness.

Doesn’t Jones understand that those incidents on the Shame File, aside from the swearing at Wayne Barnes, could have landed Hartley in jail on assault charges.

And the verbal attack on Barnes was a direct and unacceptable challenge to a fundamental principle of rugby, that the referee, on the field especially, must not be physically or verbally abused by a player.

How does Jones think that other referees, knowing the crass behaviour shown to Barnes, are likely to listen to Hartley when, as England’s captain, he wants to dispute a decision made by him?

When Jones appointed Hartley, he admitted that he will “hope and pray” that the decision does not come back to haunt England’s captain. And then, in the next breath, he seemed to sanction the verbal and physical thuggery that Hartley brings to his play by insisting that his captain is best when he is playing “on the edge.”

I can’t understand the logic to this. Why would coach (Jones) encourage his captain (Hartley) to indulge in the sort of play that could have England playing for periods of their matches with only 14 players?

Jones is talking about the need for the rugby world to “fear” England’s forward play.

This means that England will, again according to Jones, get back to a game plan that is based “on a strong scrum, driving maul, and uncompromising clean-out.”

This sounds rather like the England that did not emerge from the pool of death in Rugby World Cup 2015.

It suggests to me that Jones has not learnt anything, as far as England concerned, about what happened to the top European sides in Rugby World Cup 2015.

It is a matter of history that for the first time in Rugby World Cup tournaments, no European side contested the semi-finals. Moreover, England became the first host country in a Rugby World Cup tournament not to contest in the finals.

A statistic that indicates how pathetic the Six Nations teams were in Rugby World Cup 2015 is embraced with the number of tries scored by the leading teams: New Zealand 39, Australia 28, Argentina 27, South Africa 26, Ireland 18, Scotland 17, England 16, France 13, Wales 10.

The best of the European sides, in my view, was Scotland. They almost stole their quarter-final against the Wallabies with a spectacular intercept try minutes from time. And, under the coaching of the New Zealander Vern Cotter, they played more like a southern hemisphere side than the other Six Nations sides.

Cotter was unsuccessful in his first Six Nations tournament, with Scotland finishing last behind Italy!

But if his team can take their Rugby World Cup 2015 form into the Calcutta Cup match against England, they could/should be in line for a strong challenge for the title in 2016.

And I hope that they do this because of the style of open, fluent and interesting style of play Cotter is imposing on Scotland.

There are strong suggestions from the Scottish camp that they will exploit England’s weakness around the field, with their ponderous 6 and 7 breakways (Chris Robshaw and James Haskell), by playing two open side flankers, New Zealanders John Hardie and Blair Cowan.

This suggests to me that Cotter has seen where rugby is evolving, from the stodgy England forward power game to an all-field game where forwards have to have the some of the pace and most of the skills of backs. The all backs, passing game developed by the All Blacks.

Scotland have brought in the former Springboks breakdown coach Richie Guy into their coaching staff to bring in changes to their game at the contact area.

This is a shrewd move. Guy coached the Springboks to be formidable at the breakdown area, and to do this (Dylan Hartley are you listening?) without conceding penalties. To their credit, the Springboks in recent years have not lost the penalty count in many matches, thanks in a large part to Guy’s good work.

To my mind, bringing in Guy to coach Scotland up to standard on the key area in rugby, the breakdown, is much more positive, in the long term, move than the antiquated Eddie Jones promise to somehow “bring back the biff.”

My fearless prediction, therefore, is that Scotland will defeat England at Murrayfield.

Ireland have won the last two Six Nations tournaments. They did not have a strong Rugby World Cup 2015, despite predictions (but not from me) that they could be finalists. Ireland, too, have failed for the first time in 15 years to produce a European Championship Cup side in the quarter finals of this year’s tournament.

Joe Schmidt, Ireland’s successful coach in Six Nations tournaments, is one of three New Zealanders with Cotter and Warren Gatland (Wales) in line for the job of head coach of the British and Irish Lions tour of New Zealand in 2017.

My fearless prediction is that Ireland playing at Dublin will be too organised for Wales that has tended to lose crunch matches in the last few years.

The new coach of France Guy Noves was the godfather of a Toulouse rugby dynasty. Can this success be transferred to the international stage? Sooner or later France has to return to its glory days of dominating European rugby. Perhaps Noves is the coach to make this happen.

Playing a hapless Italy is the best starting match Noves can hope for. A very fearless prediction, therefore, is that France will defeat Italy, hopefully playing with the Napoleonic eclat and esprit that used to be typical of Les Bleus.

The Crowd Says:

2016-07-11T22:54:06+00:00

Izzy

Guest


My fearless prediction is that the new revamped and young All Blacks will bring another Black Storm over England, Wales, Ireland, Scotland, France, South Africa.... awww heck. How about the lot of them? Then again, its just a fear less prediction. Great article btw. A good laugh.

2016-02-11T22:11:49+00:00

Happy Hooker

Guest


How did I miss this? Eddie Jones has a "no dickheads" policy? That is just gold.

2016-02-07T00:24:17+00:00

johnno2

Guest


eddie famously said that rugby is changing and won't have room for scrummaging props. the game didn't change and we still have scrummaging props. dylan hartly will blow up in eddies face and leave lots of egg there

2016-02-05T03:18:54+00:00

Council

Guest


Punching a captain and fellow player? Assaulting a family member? Having to be restrained from standing over Di on a plane...

2016-02-04T23:45:46+00:00

Shane D

Roar Rookie


TWAS - nope, I mean experienced superstars who were in their prime & replaced by unproven rookies.

2016-02-04T19:46:00+00:00

Jerry

Guest


You're kind of missing the point too, TWAS. The philosophy of 'no dickheads' doesn't mean if someone ever does anything dickish they're exiled.

2016-02-04T18:35:36+00:00

moaman

Roar Guru


....Criterion!! ;-)

2016-02-04T18:29:55+00:00

moaman

Roar Guru


" improving from previous poor standards doesnt make you better than others." So there is no point in cleaning up your act then? It won't make you "better"? Wow.

2016-02-04T14:51:21+00:00

Not Bothered

Guest


Yeah down here in the SH we all stick together against the NH because we take that line on the map very seriously. Its us vs you Birdy, hemisphere vs hemisphere. Or thats simply absurd.

2016-02-04T14:24:17+00:00

m0b1us

Guest


He's always been pretty crap IMO.

2016-02-04T14:09:47+00:00

Bakkies

Guest


On the topic of johnsonheads Brian O'Driscoll and Keith Wood ripping in to Austin Healey after he took the Michael out of O'Gara after he got belted by McRae http://www.the42.ie/brian-odriscoll-austin-healey-boxing-off-the-ball-2584524-Feb2016/

2016-02-04T13:27:02+00:00

Train Without A Station

Roar Guru


You mean superstars who were replaced by better, younger options?

2016-02-04T11:32:55+00:00

Birdy

Guest


If by 'verification' you mean 'punishment'. There was none, and the SH citing guy declared the case 'not proven' (same as Umaga and Mealamu with O'Driscoll). Apparently, you can bring your foot down repeatedly on someone's face and head with the ball a metre away and it be an 'accident.' Lewsey's account in his book is fairly graphic and Woodward was so shocked Williams got away with it he vowed never to go to the SH again without a lawyer in tow. Williams was convicted of stamping on someone's head a couple of years later and banned for 6 weeks, but that was Richie, of course, and you don't get away with that.

2016-02-04T10:19:06+00:00

Shane D

Roar Rookie


Ali got suspended for stomping on McCaw while playing for the Blues vs the Crusaders. Mccaw was not his skipper.

2016-02-04T10:12:56+00:00

Good Game

Guest


Verification please

2016-02-04T09:38:59+00:00

wardad

Guest


Ali actually got suspended for stamping his own skipper ,in this case Maccaw !

2016-02-04T07:42:08+00:00

Timbo

Guest


Well Eddie certainly hasn't got a very good record in this department. After all, look at the Aussie side he coached.

2016-02-04T07:22:56+00:00

Machooka

Roar Guru


DaniE... you've pretty much nutted this one out. Remember it was Eddie who was coach of the Wallaby in 2003 when beaten by the English machine at the final of the RWC. And when I say machine, I mean machine... infact yep a mean machine it was. Before the 2003 RWC the English successfully went about building Jerusalem intent on winning it's first RWC... and intended that to happen in bloody Australia of all places. They believed nothing could be beat that, or them, in this goal. It would be the ultimate prize. The ultimate victory. And Brittania would rule again. And they did just that. Ba$tards! Hence a decade, or so, later that same man Eddie is now coach of England... the old enemy. Like go figure eh. Yep the same team that in 2003 basically sent him into coaching exile. And also the same coach that had spent massive amounts of ARU money buying Aussie Rugby League players that he said he needed for the Wallaby so as to take it's 2nd Bill, at home, in front of the cheering forum. But it didn't friggin' happen. It nearly did except for a man called Jonny... the new messiah. So back to your comment DaniE... I'm pretty sure Eddie is now revelling in the fact that he has an opportunity to be a bully boy. Employing a pack of English bulldogs off their leashes, and baying for blood. He personally now gets to be the monster that used to give him nightmares. And let's face it that's pretty unusual... even for Eddie. Now to appointing Hartley as his Captain... well whether that dog has biten anyone in the past, or shat on their lawn... it doesn't matter. England is going back to her roots. That's how she won before. And that's how Eddie will try to do it this time. He'll use players that would die for team. Players that will bully the opposition in submission. This is war... and here comes England. Better lock up ya daughters!

2016-02-04T06:59:19+00:00

Timbo

Guest


Josh Lewsey, 2003. Half a dozen stamps on face and head. Lucky not to be blinded.

2016-02-04T06:30:32+00:00

Shane D

Roar Rookie


Mehrtens, Marshall & Spencer spring to mind if you are talking about superstars who were overlooked as part of the change of culture that Henry bought in post 2004.

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