Is the 'Tongan Thor' truly ready for Test rugby?

By TheClubhouseCorner / Roar Rookie

Few rugby players have public nicknames. One of World Rugby’s favourites, the ‘Honey-Badger’ is currently trying to find love on Channel Ten, but we’re not quite at the NBA level yet where seemingly everyone who makes a three needs to have a catchy handle.

As fan-made monikers go, ‘The Tongan Thor’ is right up there.

Having been selected to start in gold for the first time this weekend against the Springboks, we’ll finally get to see if Taniela Tupou has graduated from online prop persona to test-ready bookend.

Tupou’s hype train has been steadily gaining steam this year, the promise shown in his famous YouTube clips finally translating to the professional game after some early-career struggles.

I was a massive advocator for Thor during those harder periods, but now, I often wonder if the hype-train is threatening to go off the rails.

It seems Tupou’s performances are now not even allowed to be criticised. We all know he’s a tank with the ball in his hands and destructive in the scrum, but for the benefit of balance, I do want to point out something.

Tupou gets tired very quickly. In his time coming off the bench as a Wallaby, Tupou has been regularly gassed after 15 minutes, sometimes less.

Rugby-twitter erupted in praise for Tupou after his performance against the Springboks at the start of the month, but really he was poor in that game.

As the Boks came back in the closing moments, Tupou could be seen walking around in defence, already out of puff after his quarter of an hour. How on Earth is he supposed to last even the first-half in Port Elizabeth?

The Tongan Thor is a Lamborgini. Fast, powerful and fun to watch in full-flight but without the petrol-tank to last the full journey and Michael Cheika knows it too.

Why else would he have decided to pick two tighthead props on the bench, again? Sekope Kepu and Allan Alaalatoa have shared the starting number-three jersey in 2018, yet recently both have been covering loosehead for the Wallabies to accommodate Tupou.

My guess is because if the starting tighthead, either Kepu or Alaalatoa went down early in the game, the Wallabies needed the other on the bench, knowing Tupou may not last the rest of the way.

(Credit: Sportography/QRU)

Tom Robertson showed in the Ireland series that he’s a worthy Wallaby, so why has he been exiled from Cheika’s 23s recently? For me, it’s because of Tupou’s stamina issues.

When tired, Tupou can become lazy at scrum time and ineffectual in attack. Alaalatoa and Kepu are less flashy, but they do their job far more consistently.

The Tongan Thor is a special talent, and no doubt Aussie fans will be excited to see him running out as a starter this weekend. I just hope he proves me wrong and goes the distance.

I’m not alone in thinking Cheika’s needs at least one win on tour to keep his job, and picking Tupou is an easy decision for the Wallabies Head Coach, given the clamour for his inclusion.

Time will tell if Tupuo flourishes and starts a new path towards superstardom. I’m not convinced just yet.

Saturday will go a long way to showing if the ‘Tongan Thor’ is ready to be the Wallabies scrum-anchor for the future and the present.

The Crowd Says:

2018-10-01T19:17:46+00:00

Faith

Roar Rookie


Hilarious column and even more hilarious comments. Thor needs to lose weight to play Test rugby. I can't believe that there are comparisons between SR (where Reds are constantly beaten with 20 plus points by NZ teams and even the Sunwolves) and Test Rugby (meeting the likes of Eben and co) in terms of the stamina needed. Guy was clever to leave NZ so that he could get a WBs Test jersey. Unless WBs change coaches he'll soon be middling and will get a contract in Europe.

2018-10-01T08:03:23+00:00

Duder

Guest


"You may be on to something Oskar!" And rumour had it... Jonah had a penchant for Maccas , and Julian Savea KFC. consumption of either wouldn't impress any coach. So what's Thors Vice???

2018-10-01T07:03:44+00:00

Train Without A Station

Roar Guru


Yet he hasn’t looked unfit in Super Rugby. So your comments are inaccurate as always Kirky.

2018-10-01T07:02:26+00:00

Train Without A Station

Roar Guru


Well noted. It’s also a very different role to what he has played at the Reds.

2018-10-01T07:01:00+00:00

Train Without A Station

Roar Guru


Perhaps he’s just another one in the long line of champion players who run out of steam as the year progresses in their first full test season. Same thing happens with young AFL and NRL players. Much like stamina on field, stamina across the season is built over time.

2018-09-29T09:59:52+00:00

CB

Roar Rookie


Having read some interesting rugby pieces and being reasonably experienced as a player and still involved with club and representative coaching I thought I would join and contribute, thinking we'd be talking rugby sensibly. Reading these opinions and exchanges has reversed that decision. Knock yourselves out chaps.

2018-09-29T02:04:32+00:00

Kirky

Roar Rookie


Taniela Tupou is the guy's name, so why is it he gets this ridiculously stupid name of ''Tongan Thor'' ~ you get nicknames for individuals that in most cases fit the bill, but that "Tongan Thor'' is just plain stupid and I'd imagine he'd think so also! Tupou will never be a top player whether it be in the front row or anywhere else as long as he carries the excess weight he does right now, for a player to operate as he does (in fits and starts) he needs at a glance to lose a lot of weight before he's anywhere near fit so it's no wonder he slacks off in game-time! He was advised in New Zealand to stick around and just bide his time and eventually he'd be conditioned to the standard required of any International player, but he wanted to be in the International team 'yesterday', immediately if not sooner and wasn't prepared to do the yards in New Zealand to fit the bill, ~ so it appears he either decided to try his luck in Aussie' or was head hunted by Australian rugby people! He will never be a top prop as he is now, overweight and unfit because if he had to do the full 80 minutes on the paddock he needs to be fulfilling his duties for the complete game, not do a bit then hang around behind the general play more often than not! Good luck to him!

2018-09-29T00:56:53+00:00

winston

Roar Rookie


Yep he woudn't be an AB by now but would be a better more rounded (not physically) player.

2018-09-28T20:37:04+00:00

moaman

Roar Guru


On the subject of the moniker: I was mildly surprised to hear Aussie commentators pronunciation of "Thor". I thought the whole point of the nickname was the alliterative sounds linking the 'Tongan' (hard T) with the European 'Thor' (Tor)? Otherwise, what's the point?

2018-09-28T13:49:52+00:00

frank

Roar Rookie


There were four scrums after Kepu came on. Three were Australian feeds with solid scrum and clean ball, and the fourth was dominated by Australia but inexplicably Argentina got a penalty. So tell me how Kepu struggled at loosehead, it looked to me like he was enjoying himself.

2018-09-28T10:00:01+00:00

The Tight Arsed Scotsman

Roar Rookie


He is playing the role of an explosive impact player. You can’t judge him on his engine when they tell him to come on in the last 20 and rip in. Normally you might operate at 70% capacity over 80. When you come in with 20 to go with instructions to lift the team you rip in at 90%. A little more experience and he will pick his moments better as an impact player and as a 60 minute player.

2018-09-28T09:40:36+00:00

Ulrich

Roar Rookie


I suspect it is also in an effort to get some early ascendancy for the pack. The Sprinboks, despite having a week rest, may tire (very heavy workload against NZ) and / or be focusing on next week against the All Blacks (I hope not). If the Wallabies get ahead on the board quickly - something which has plagued the Boks the entire season, then Tupou may very well be a great aid in achieving that goal. That will also make victory much more likely for the Wallabies due to the aforementioned risk of fatigue and complacency. The Boks have used Kitshoff relatively early so both replacements should face each other fairly fresh rather than the Boks using a fresh prop on a tiring one. I think that is Cheika's plan with this. The Boks will do well to not fall behind too far. The PE croud I have found to be always excellent, but even they may wane if the Boks trail by a significant amount and then we will be in trouble.

2018-09-28T06:46:44+00:00

DanFan

Guest


Or maybe he should have stayed in NZ and got the right sort of coaching.

2018-09-28T06:41:11+00:00

WB Supporter

Guest


Yes is the answer to the question posed in your title. I still reckon that Kepu is a great prop though and hope he gets plenty of time leading into the World Cup

2018-09-28T06:11:42+00:00

jimbo81

Guest


"Tupou gets tired very quickly. In his time coming off the bench as a Wallaby, Tupou has been regularly gassed after 15 minutes, sometimes less." Something we've not seen at Reds level so I'm wondering where this experience has occurred - since he's finished from the bench in all six tests he's played in.

2018-09-28T04:01:18+00:00

Lezoire

Guest


I must confess I do like him off the bench at around the 60 min mark, he is a a very explosive player and his body is still able to do all of that as he is a young man and young for a Prop. Interestingly "the Beast" was the same and used in the same way until he lost his explosiveness. Having an immediate impact from Kickoff is a different proposition for any starting player in any position. We have some good book ends at the moment, some grafters and workers who get through the work but only one impact player in that position. It's an interesting call especially as Keps has been fantastic over the last 6 years, it might be smart to rest him from the end of year tour and start him late for next year aka Carter and McCaw. It will be interesting either way.

2018-09-28T03:58:21+00:00

ScottD

Roar Guru


Sorry for the typo. The third sentence should say, "This is one of the most physical and technically difficult positions on the paddock......" I would also add that my comments are based on my concern for him and his longer term future as a premium player for the WB's.

2018-09-28T03:54:16+00:00

ScottD

Roar Guru


Your concerns mirror mine mate. There is no way that he should be expected to have the technique and the stamina to play at this level in anything except a development role. This is the most physical and technically position on the paddock and good front rowers at this level are pretty rare at his age. At the risk of starting a verbal war, the elevation of Thor seems to me to be consistent with the Australian rugby propensity to always be looking for the next "super star". Rugby is a team game and we need to spend less time looking for the one man solution and more time looking for the improvement in the team. I am not saying that Thor won't be a worthy addition to the team in time but for me, unless Cheek has selected him primarily for development purposes (which I support) then it is a mistake expecting too much of him his year.

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2018-09-28T03:48:09+00:00

TheClubhouseCorner

Roar Rookie


Bit of a silly argument given on that basis nobody can write about anything in sport if they’re not the team doctor. It’s an observation and you haven’t actually tried to argue anything I wrote. P.S you don’t know what insight I may or may not have based simply on being a ‘Roar Rookie’, strawman in your feelings argument. Expect more from a so-called ‘Pro’!

2018-09-28T03:42:12+00:00

Pete

Roar Rookie


Yes exactly- he needs a year at Saracens under the same coaching staff who oversaw Skeleton’s weight loss. He is simply too heavy for today’s game.

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