Melbourne Storm: Proof you can have too much of a good thing

By Willie La'ulu / Roar Guru

When I was a little kid I used to always like to crowd around what my father and older brother were doing to try be part of the crew.

My mother would always tell me that too many cooks spoil the broth. It never resonated with me when I was a child, but given the current issue with the Melbourne Storm, I have some new context to apply it to.

Melbourne Storm are currently first on the ladder and coming off a shock loss to Parramatta, who essentially dominated the game and threw back everything the Storm sent their way. With one week left of the regular season, the calls for the Storm, who have potentially ‘peaked too early’ or perhaps ‘look tired’, have all come out of the woodwork.

To refer back to the old saying my mum would use with me, the issue is there are just too many key players in key positions causing issues.

To think that having a plethora of calibre spine players as a possible issue seems beyond crazy, but hear me out.

The spine is made up of the hooker, the halfback, the five-eighth and the fullback. Currently the Storm are fielding two of the competition’s best players in two of those positions, those being hooker and fullback.

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There really is a huge problem with this. At hooker you have two completely different players. One, Brandon Smith, is very team orientated and loves the dirty work. He is a tough, gritty and strong-to-the-ground-type hooker. He seems to know his role and nails it every week, especially in 2021.

Then you have Harry Grant, a very quick dummy half who loves to get out off a quick play-the-ball and tends to run first and pass second. Grant also tends to make the play that works best for him first rather than the team.

Throughout the season Craig Bellamy has gone with Smith at the start to do the gritty, tough early work and then Grant off the bench to run tired legs off their feet. This is the answer for the hooker role and must stay that way. Smith is not the same size he was last year when he was a utility No. 14 in the forwards, and he’s got beaten around when playing a running forward this year. This is the answer for the hooker role.

There is only one man per position for halfback and five-eighth, and they are tried and proven. Jahrome Hughes should never not wear the No. 7, and Cam Munster is the best player in the competition on his day. He can hold that No. 6 jersey for as long as he breathes.

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The last issue is the fullback spot. Through the early part of the competition Ryan Papenhuyzen, a megastar, a proven top-three fullback in the competition, was the fullback. No arguments there. But in Round 10 he copped a huge knock that had him struggle with concussion issues and led to him missing more than ten weeks of footy.

Backup Nicho Hynes took over the custodial role and absolutely lit it on fire. His natural ball-playing style just gelled so well with the other spine members, and the Storm were flying. It even earnt Hynes a huge deal for Cronulla from 2022.

In the last few weeks, Bellamy has tried to introduce Papenhuyzen back into the fold off the bench, and although he seems okay, something is still off. He runs back with half the intent he used to, and to me that suggests he’s still unsettled by his past concussion issue.

When Hynes started without the Papenhuyzen effect he was playing carefree and open footy, which was working 100 per cent, but since Papenhuyzen has returned and has been breathing down on his neck, Hynes has shelled himself from the style of footy that made him a household name, which is a huge shame. Hynes has the X factor, but since Papenhuyzen’s return he really has been playing a style of footy that is not working for him.

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So what’s the issue with having two great fullbacks? It’s a matter of you start and why. One is a supreme ball player and plays what’s in front of him. The other is a workhorse and great support player who loves the gritty work and constant runs.

But my gut feeling is to start with Hynes moving forward and have Papenhuyzen either play off the bench with Grant or potentially sit for the season to regenerate his engine and get his edge back for 2022.

Rest Papenhuyzen? Are you mad? Maybe, but he is clearly not back to his best, and him being there is clearly affecting Hynes’s game, and in all his best qualities he seems to be subdued since returned from his concussion issues. I think Papenhuyzen needs the off-season and needs to find his edge again in preparation for 2022.

So where does that leave us? With Brandon Smith as hooker and Nicho Hynes at fullback. On the bench would be Harry Grant and Ryan Papenhuyzen – or if Papenhuyzen were to be rested, Grant and three rotating forwards.

Given all their forward troops are due back, if Papenhuyzen were rested, my bench would comprise Grant, Nelson Asofa-Solomona, Tui Kamikamica and Chris Lewis, who offers back coverage as well. If Papenhuyzen were to get the bench spot, I would hold Asofa-Solomona and pick between either Tui or Lewis depending on the opponent.

This is how I would deal with the Storm’s current issue of having too many players in key positions. These are big calls, and some might backfire on me, but this is how I would stand with it all.

What would you do, Roarers?

The Crowd Says:

2021-09-08T07:43:18+00:00

mach4

Roar Rookie


As long as cooks up a storm next year.

2021-09-08T07:39:57+00:00

mach4

Roar Rookie


As long as JAC is fit for the pre-season I don't care.

2021-09-02T12:21:27+00:00

Short Memory

Guest


MRC could have sorted it out by suspending Smith for high shot and Grant for hip drop.

2021-08-31T19:46:32+00:00

Joey

Guest


Cleary and Yeo are yet to lose a game for Penrith this year. Are they excused from the back to the field brush tarring ?

2021-08-31T13:56:21+00:00

Joey

Guest


Good luck to you. Probably finished off Fergo’s cruisers in between. Feast of footy coming up the next five weeks. 5 x 20 .. huh?

2021-08-31T10:15:10+00:00

Nat

Roar Guru


Mate, tbh, I was 20 beers deep by the time Didn't take too much notice to the detail. I get why you're encouraged tho. No guarantee of a GF showing but history says...

2021-08-31T10:09:47+00:00

Joe

Roar Rookie


Yep that one too!

2021-08-31T09:28:23+00:00

Joey

Guest


Somehow forgot to mention the Parra game that was expected to be an absolute flogging.

2021-08-31T09:07:17+00:00

Joey

Guest


I don’t think it was just one of those days. This loss was different. They fielded their strongest available side against a team they surely should have beaten any day of the week. No Mahoney, no Sivo and now possibly Finals wk1 to field a weaker team still if Addo-Carr is out. I wouldn’t be chest-beating if I was the Storm about having an embarrassment of riches. Embarrassment might have a full stop after it in September.

2021-08-31T07:50:22+00:00

Tony

Roar Guru


Too many cooks spoiling the broth? I'm not so sure about that. BBQ wizz Paul Vaughan managed to spoil the Dragons' broth all by himself.

2021-08-31T07:43:59+00:00

Tony

Roar Guru


And no swear jar

2021-08-31T06:02:55+00:00

Davoooo

Guest


That's too much common sense good sir! People have been death riding Melbourne for years...... Salary cap punishment.... Storm are dead.... Billy slater retiring.... Storm are dead.... Cooper cronk leaving.... Storm are dead cam smith retiring.... Storm are dead 1 loss in 20 games...... Wellllll.... You know where this is going. It's more likely that parra played their grand final the other night than it is that storm are spent, done, dusted and won't have any meaningful impact in the finals..... Stranger things have happened, but it's highly unlikely.

2021-08-31T05:54:11+00:00

Davoooo

Guest


I feel like there's a lot of wishful thinking that Melbourne are on the rocks and approaching ruin at the moment. Bellamy, like robbo and a number of other coaches, rugby league or otherwise are known to engage in heavy late season training loads ahead of finals. Players end up looking tired, down on form and generally off the pace... Then all of a sudden.....nope, no problems, they're raring to go. The other obvious thing would be, what sensible tactical coach has their side showing All their aces weeks before the finals so every other side has time to figure them out and negate them? Storm may not go on to win the gf, but those who think they won't put up a fight and be a force in the finals are probably just engaging in fantasy. Tales of the storms death have been greatly exaggerated hahaha.

2021-08-31T04:20:40+00:00

Muzz

Guest


Don't be fooled They will be near perfect come finals time.

2021-08-31T03:09:46+00:00

Tim Reynolds

Guest


There's lots of talk about individual players but I don't think that's where the problem lies. I hope that the Storm does not waste this opportunity to reset themselves by playing all their reserves this weekend, because then they go into a match against Penrith not knowing if they have ironed out the wrinkles that have been there for a few weeks. One issue that has barely been touched upon in the comments here, but is crying out to be rectified, is the fragility of their right wing defence. So many of the tries scored against the Storm in the last few years have been by the opposition left-winger going over unmarked because the Storm defence is undermanned. The Warriors' left wing scored two hat-tricks against the Storm this year. The Storm have compensated by just scoring more tries themselves, but as Parramatta showed if you can stop this you're in with a good chance.

2021-08-31T02:26:30+00:00

Forty Twenty

Roar Rookie


A lot of teams were shell-shocked earlier in the season but they've gradually figured out how to defend the brave new world to some degree.

2021-08-31T02:17:52+00:00

Joey

Guest


Loving hearing Storm go back to the drawing board at this late stage of the season. Fans and players alike, not really sure where they should be playing, how long Addo-Carr and Nelson, Finucane will be out?, and resigned to not find out anything more now until they run out in week 1.

2021-08-31T02:13:26+00:00

Storm4144

Roar Rookie


I agree entirely with your analysis, Nicho is definitely playing with less spirit and Brandon anywhere but hooker is a waste of a great playmaker. This would have to be one of the biggest challenges Bellamy has faced, every side has contingency plans for player losses but excess playmakers is a new one, each player in question is by their skill and performance an automatic selection. I couldn’t make the call.

2021-08-31T02:10:58+00:00

Joey

Guest


Offensive to make similarities in playing styles of Storm and Panthers in the one breathe.

2021-08-31T02:00:52+00:00

Joey

Guest


C’mon Sporacle, I thought you might have pressed a bit harder, this theory that Storm are over-stocked, when they just lost fair and square to Parra who are down on troops, - including down a hooker, and also as to why if they are over-stocked, are they not able to loan you one ?

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