The grand slam: Don’t dream, it’s over

By Brett McKay / Expert

There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup

Coming on the same weekend that legendary Australian band Crowded House reunited for a series of sold out concerts on the steps of the Sydney Opera House – 20 years on from their original break-up concert at the same venue – it was ‘only natural’ that the lyrics to Don’t Dream it’s Over would arrive front of mind as the Wallabies dropped their first game of the Spring Tour.

The 27-24 loss to Ireland also means I can now use the words, ‘Grand Slam’ in a sentence this month; something I’ve very deliberately avoided up until this point.

Though the early wins on tour certainly meant the Grand Slam was possible, this kind of reporting after the Wales and Scotland results made me cringe. To me, this highlighted a tendency to clutch at any kind of possible success for the Wallabies in 2016, when in all reality, the Grand Slam was still a long way off.

When you go through a rough trot like the Wallabies have this year, I suppose you will grab onto whatever you can.

In truth, the Grand Slam could only ever have been lost against Wales and Scotland, not won. And though it could only ever be completed against England next weekend, I had always thought that the Ireland game would be where the Grand Slam would be truly won.

But the dream is now over for this tour, with Ireland pulling out an incredible last-ditch effort to confirm the result their dominant first half display demanded.

In the closing moments, the point was made that Ireland have now beaten the three southern hemisphere superpowers, and this certainly can’t be understated. Beating South Africa, New Zealand, and Australia in the same season is every bit as difficult as beating all four of the Home Unions, and Ireland deserve all the praise coming their way currently.

Overcoming the injury toll they endured in-game as they did, and to maintain scrum dominance throughout the game and breakdown parity at the very least showed the huge character this Irish side has within them.

In that first half, it really did feel like the Wallabies were trying to catch the Irish attacking deluge in a paper cup. Try as they might to get their hands on the ball in the first forty, the Wallabies always managed to find themselves on the wrong side of the laws, or rueing yet another handling error.

And though Ireland enjoyed a clear territory and possession advantage in the first half, the Wallabies’ defence forced plenty of mistakes. Indeed, when Paddy Jackson kicked his first penalty goal to open the scoring in the 17th minute, Ireland had already squandered at least three attempted lineout raids on the Australian try line.

On the half hour, a stat graphic popped up on screen that showed the extent of both Ireland dominance with the ball, and the effectiveness of the Wallabies’ defence.

Ireland to that point had carried the ball three times as much as the Wallabies (65 to 22 carries), yet hadn’t made double the metres (195m to 100m). And whereas the Wallabies were making the gain line with nearly every second carry, for Ireland it was every two and a half carries. Ireland had won five turnovers to the Wallabies’ three to this same point.

Yet the score was only 10-0. Both teams would score a converted try each in the last six or so minutes of the first half, but the Wallabies would’ve been thrilled to be only trailing by ten points, given the sheer one-sidedness of the possession and territory stats in the first half.

From memory, the Wallabies didn’t win another turnover for the game; no doubt this would become a contributing factor as they battled to put Ireland away properly once they brought the territory and possession back to something of an even keel through the second half.

So, while the result will sting the Wallabies this week leading into the England game – and worse, now the Eddie Jones barbs have started – they should take a lot of confidence out of the loss to an incredibly resilient Irish side.

The Wallabies saw their chance to attack the depleted and makeshift Ireland defence on the edges and found immediate success. Had their execution matched their eagerness in the first twenty minutes of the second half, they could well have been leading by more than just the one point they’d managed to claw ahead by the hour.

After seeing so little ball in the first half, by the 60th minute the Wallabies had enjoyed 74 per cent of the ball after oranges, and scored 14 points to 3.

Michael Cheika was right to be pleased with the amount of rugby his side played in the game with so little ball, and if not for conceding nearly twice as many turnovers as Ireland, they had plenty of opportunity to win the game.

“Don’t dream, it’s over” certainly applies to the 2016 Grand Slam, but if you remove the comma, “don’t dream it’s over” equally applies to the direction this Wallabies team is heading. Yes, there’s still plenty to improve in their game, but there is clearly plenty that has already improved in this back half of the year.

The loss in Dublin means a squared ledger for the year is no longer possible, but a win over England would be a nice finish to a 2016 season that has seen some encouraging development.

The Crowd Says:

2016-11-30T07:00:14+00:00

double agent

Guest


First Crowded House now UK dentistry! How about some Rugby?

2016-11-30T06:58:13+00:00

Die hard

Roar Rookie


I didn't know, clearly you are already well informed. I agree with all your sentiments.

2016-11-30T06:57:56+00:00

double agent

Guest


Agree 100%

2016-11-30T00:11:48+00:00

Sage

Guest


and Mabo. We have Mabo too. Are you a Kiwi? A Kiwi called Sean ha ha ha . Sorry, that was puerile

2016-11-29T23:31:49+00:00

jeznez

Roar Guru


That was a cracking clean out and one of the few times we secured quick ball with only one man into the ruck. I get the feeling you and I watch the breakdowns in a similar manner.

2016-11-29T23:06:47+00:00

London Waratah

Guest


'Drummer gags' are entertainment-industry,standard gags; akin to 'An Irishman and 2 others entered a bar'....or 'piggies' in rugby. gags Whether the drummer is alive or not is massively irrelevant to a 'drummer gag' and best left out of the conversation. All respect to him as an aside.

2016-11-29T22:27:06+00:00

Peter D

Guest


Just watch now I've mentioned the word England on this post no doubt all the nutters will come out of the woodwork!

2016-11-29T22:25:02+00:00

Peter D

Guest


All of the above doesn't seem to apply to anyone playing for England born outside the Mother Country. Dear oh dear it's great to know hypocrisy is alive and well down under! Lol!

2016-11-29T20:59:35+00:00

Geoff Parkes

Expert


All good Alex. I thought it was obvious but I should have inserted a :) after my comment

2016-11-29T20:50:51+00:00

Machooka

Roar Guru


Thanks guys... excellent thread.

2016-11-29T20:46:47+00:00

Machooka

Roar Guru


Well done and thanks youse amateur types :)

2016-11-29T20:34:19+00:00

Mr Hollywood

Guest


Depends TB sometimes it can be very shallow waters depending on the conditions.

2016-11-29T20:32:17+00:00

Mr Hollywood

Guest


No no she was at the beach Dahl. We are talking about different Germans here. The ones you heard about and bumped into at Centre Link are different. I hope you had a quiet word to them though. But then again, getting the dole and then surfing...can't really blame them eh? Good on the Germans.

2016-11-29T20:20:47+00:00

cookie

Roar Guru


Yes Guys i can understand it if you actually lived in the country that you where born in for a significant period of time.. but i'm talking about guys who cam out here as 4 and 8 year olds respectively... Whilst trying to get their australian born kids to support the all blacks over the wallabies.. Maybe i'm just old school... What i really should have added is the question.. 'if the all blacks where not as successful as they are would they support them or their adopted nation?' I suspect they both support the wallabies more than they'll ever admit and just like asking me what the score was ... As for provincial teams.. well i've usually supported my local teams that i've played for then the area / state... These days i don't really care who's playing or wins.. i just want to watch rugby wherever it's played.. and by god compared to afl nrl.. we are blessed with quality comps all year round.. only soccer rivals the quantity/qualiity of games on offer at all levels

2016-11-29T20:04:43+00:00

lassitude

Guest


So how did Hansen "know" there was a bug ? Are you implying that there had already been team information leakage from the room ? How would that have been found out given that they were only in Oz for a week and it was found quite early in the week ? Or was this the same hotel they'd stayed at in previous years and they had suspicions from then ? Something made them look for a bug. What was that something ?

2016-11-29T19:53:26+00:00

Alex Wood

Roar Guru


Don't think it was your column Geoff, but for the record I was using amateur as a generic term to describe any Roar writer who doesn't have paid-Expert status (myself included), certainly wasn't intended as an insult to the author!

2016-11-29T18:36:19+00:00

P2R2

Roar Rookie


No he was born in NZ but is an Australian Citizen, just like David Kirk and alot of other NZers who migrated across the deetch and became Aussies...

2016-11-29T18:06:12+00:00

adastra32

Guest


Sorry to ruin a public health idyllic vision, but dentistry hasn't been free in the UK for a long time - although it is probably cheaper to have work done than in Aus.

2016-11-29T18:03:16+00:00

adastra32

Guest


..along with up-the-jumper 10 man rugby..

2016-11-29T16:13:33+00:00

Nicholas Bishop

Expert


Nice summary Brett - as you say Ireland and England were always going to be the real acid test (although I thought Wales would at least put up a fight!), so now the challenge is to finish the tour 4-1 rather than 3-2 :)

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