The Wrap: What the Dickens does Australian rugby do now?

By Geoff Parkes / Expert

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us…”

And so begins Charles Dickens’ classic 1859 novel, A Tale of Two Cities, an epic tale set in the looming shadow of the French Revolution and the storming of the Bastille in 1789.

As an abject 7-31 deficit at half-time against Argentina in Salta was transformed into a comfortable, going away, 45-34 victory, it is as if Dickens’ words were written specifically for the Wallabies – and, it must be said, the Pumas as well, whose split personality was starkly laid bare in the face of Australia’s grand second-half comeback. This truly was the game of two halves.

It’s been a tough winter for Australian rugby. Yet another one, weary fans might despair.

Grumblings from the fan-base and sections of the media towards Rugby Australia continue unabated, the home Test series against Ireland was lost, the Bledisloe Cup remains off-limits, and while on-field performances of Australia’s now four Super Rugby sides improved, this was insufficient to deliver any of them a realistic shot at the title.

To cap things off, last week, rugby’s reputation was damaged even further, with Nick ‘Honey Badger’ Cummins’ raising the ire of TV watchers and, in the process, catapulting Australian rugby back into the mainstream headlines for all the wrong reasons.

For those not up to speed, Cummins has been ‘flat out like a lizard drinking’ capturing and breaking hearts as the ‘Bachelor’, although ‘disappearing like a rat up a drainpipe’ when things got to the final commitment phase appears to have gone down as badly with Australia’s romantics as your average Ned Hanigan clean out.

But with the Badge doing a runner to join a mate on a fundraising walk of Papua New Guinea’s Kokoda Track – well out of Twitter range – any thoughts that the Wallabies’ performance in Salta might sneak under the radar were squashed.

Social media has exploded with angry demands for an explanation from Cummins, as soon as he returns. Which is pretty much the same situation Wallabies coach Michael Cheika finds himself in.

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Wallabies fans today will be struggling to comprehend the merits of this victory. Let’s be clear, a 38-3 second-half against a capable, confident Pumas, away, at altitude, is a heck of a performance. There were some wonderful tries constructed, and the win lifted Australia off the bottom of the Rugby Championship ladder.

But neither can the sorry first-half performance be shut from the mind’s eye. Credit to the organisation and free-stepping of the Pumas of course, but it is the Wallabies’ defensive failings, lateral backline attack and lack of individual composure leading to miracle balls being fired willy-nilly to targets not in position to catch them that ring loudest.

Ironically, it is the starkness of the turnaround – the collective team response to Cheika’s ‘backs to the wall’ call to arms at half-time – that will make an impending review at Rugby Australia headquarters all the more difficult, because it is these ‘triumph out of adversity’ situations that Cheika values the most.

He will point to a united dressing room prepared to dig deep and find “true meaning” in the game to save his – and in many cases, their own – arse.

But, despite the heroic manner of the win, it would be fools gold to regard this as a watershed moment; one where Cheika re-asserts his authority over the program and convinces his bosses, and the fan-base, that the Wallabies are on track to World Cup glory.

For one, the Pumas contributed greatly to their own demise. Almost certainly they are overly reliant on Nicolas Sanchez and, once he left the field before half-time, nobody stepped forward to fill the vacuum in leadership and direction.

The Pumas are a greatly improved side under Mario Ledesma but, unsurprisingly for a team that has tasted little success in the Rugby Championship, they are still learning how to win.

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As for the Wallabies, there remains widespread belief that they are no better now than at any other time in Cheika’s tenure. As much as he might be prepared to argue otherwise, this demands not only acknowledgment from those in charge of the game in Australia, but change of some description.

It matters no longer that Hanigan would not have earned his 17 Test caps at any other tier one nation, or whether Quade Cooper, Bernard Foley, Kurtley Beale, Reece Hodge or Matt Toomua would best serve the Wallabies at 10, or Joe Powell and Jake Gordon have been denied opportunities to build depth at 9.

It also matters no longer that Cheika has at times bought shame and ridicule upon himself and the Wallabies jersey through childish and petulant behaviour on the sidelines.

And yes, it is true that Cheika has not been dealt a strong hand in terms of Australia’s weak elite player development funnel. What matters now is the future – what happens from here.

There will be a review meeting, most certainly, and the discussion between Cheika, and Rugby Australia’s CEO Raelene Castle and its high-performance heads will no doubt be frank and detailed.

But because Cheika is, and always has been, his own man, exactly where things head from there is anyone’s guess.

The fact that the team is united behind him carries weight. Coaching tenures have a natural life-cycle that often coincides with the players tuning out, but unlike Ewen McKenzie and Robbie Deans before him, the players have not stopped listening.

Thus if Cheika is open to change of some description – with Stephen Larkham and Nathan Grey under most pressure – he will keep his job, at least for now.

However, with four assistant coaches already on board – none of whom, because of the manner in which Cheika runs his operation, are fully accountable – there seems little sense in adding another voice to the mix, unless there is a structural and/or personnel change attached to it.

Finishing runner-up in a World Cup buys a lot of credits, but with an underwhelming 2017 and three-win, six-loss record this year, Cheika’s have long since expired. It can no longer be ‘my way or the highway’, or ‘trust me, we’re on the right track, just watch us fire in the UK next month’.

There has been criticism of the administration seen to be ‘sitting on their heels’ over the matter, but whatever Rugby Australia owes the people involved, and the fans, it is not the airing of dirty laundry and the playing of this matter out in public.

Rest assured, there will be pressure will be placed on Cheika to agree to change his approach – coaching and playing personnel, tactics or both. If he does, then changes will be made almost immediately. If not, then the possibility of a change of head coach looms larger.

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To their credit, Rugby Australia seems fully focused on achieving the best rugby outcome – regardless of the fact that replacing Cheika and his assistants, and compensating the owner of the contract of his replacement, would represent a hurtful transactional cost in the vicinity of $1m.

As to who that replacement might be? Look for a change not only in personnel, but in the type of set-up, where the role of ‘head coach’, such as in Cheika’s case, will be superceded in favour of a ‘director of rugby’ position, with greater coaching emphasis and responsibility, and selection input, shifted down to an elite team of specialist coaches.

This model is not at all far removed from that of Rod Macqueen’s World Cup-winning set-up in 1999, where McQueen was smart enough to play to his strengths – indeed he famously indicated that the thing he most had going for him was the fact that he wasn’t an accomplished, technical rugby coach.

In a similar vein, Sir Clive Woodward won the 2003 World Cup using a like model – his 2004 book Winning is not an account of his rugby smarts, but of his superior organisational skills, managing the myriad, complex tasks and weight of expectation associated with any successful, major professional sporting organisation.

The man who best fits this mould ticks a couple of important boxes. Scott Johnson is Australian, and he has already made impressive headway in a similar role – helping rocket a greatly improved Scotland past Australia in the world rankings.

In terms of pure coaching, this would open the door for other Australian coaches overseas, like Matt Taylor and Scott Wisemental, and also the possibility of closer interaction with one or all of Australia’s developing Super Rugby coaches.

In the meantime, the timing of any such transition is down to Cheika. If he accepts the need for change, and the upcoming northern hemisphere tour is a success, then he will get his shot at a World Cup, and an orderly transition will occur at the completion of his contract.

However, if it is not the second-half side from yesterday, but the first-half side that tours, then all bets will be off.

My favourite Dickens work is Bleak House, with the 2005 BBC adaptation starring Gillian Anderson, Charles Dance and the superb Phil Davis an absolute feast for the eyes and ears.

Should things continue on as they are, it would be uncanny to think that an English author, from 160 years ago, could so accurately have his finger on the Wallabies’ pulse.

With stunning comebacks the order of the weekend, the All Blacks did their bit, turning a 13-30 deficit into a remarkable 32-30 victory against the Springboks, in Pretoria.

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Since Steve Hansen became the New Zealand coach in 2012, there have been a number of great escapes and comebacks by his team, but in those situations – Dublin and Johannesburg spring readily to mind – there was always a sense that the All Blacks, despite being behind on the scoreboard, were playing well enough to pull a win out of the fire.

Not so here, the 30-13 scoreline accurately reflecting the difference between the sides, and even with the margin reduced to ten points with seven minutes to play, a second successive Springbok win seemed both deserving and assured.

The All Blacks lacked presence throughout – partly due to an ill-disciplined start that saw five penalties given up in short succession, and a shallow kicking game that gifted the Boks territorial dominance. As a result, they were never able to build phases and exert pressure back on their opponent.

The final two match-winning tries to Scott Barrett and (the once again excellent) Ardie Savea were the antithesis of this. It was as if a ‘lightbulb moment’ had finally occurred, helped by the injection of TJ Perenara and Richie Mo’unga who, watching from the sideline, could see that a more direct approach was required.

Surely this display of clinical forward finishing power will serve as a lesson too for halfback Aaron Smith who, when driving a similar attack in the first half – the All Blacks’ sole raid for the stanza – wasted the opportunity by trying to milk a penalty.

As it happened, 6-6 at half-time represented a win for the All Blacks on the run of play, and will give Springbok coach Rassie Erasmus cause for concern. A field-position strategy is one thing, but too many times the ball was kicked away on attack. While this helped pin the All Blacks in their defensive half, it did not hurt them on the scoreboard.

There were grumblings too about the effectiveness of Erasmus’ bench, and while the All Blacks obviously finished the stronger, they did so too in Wellington where, that time, the Boks held on for the win.

What is less arguable – and what will delight fans of both sides – is that the traditional, heavyweight rivalry is once again at the forefront of international rugby. Springbok captain Siya Kolisi has grown in stature throughout this tournament – as a player and a leader – and is thus a key figure in this transformational phase for South Africa.

The quirk of the World Cup draw sees New Zealand and South Africa facing off on Saturday, September 21 in Tokyo – day two of the tournament.

Given these two recent epic encounters, this already looms as the pivotal moment to ignite the 2019 World Cup.

The Crowd Says:

2018-10-10T06:17:37+00:00

oclee62

Guest


Mickey Arthur and his Pakistan cricket team is currently inflicting some serious pain on the AUS Cricket team -- 10 for 60 ouch!!!

2018-10-09T13:45:01+00:00

Faith

Roar Rookie


At times when things get baffling the answers are usually pretty straightforward. What could this be? Everybody (even the haters) agree that WBs on paper are at least at the level of all other Tier 1 teams other than the ABs and on their day they can beat the ABs which they did last season and came very close in Dunedin. Everyone agrees that the backs and their attacking moves are up there even with the ABs. On some days even better. This does not need a fix. Everyone agrees that their forwards lack grunt and cannot impose themselves against the world's top sides. What can you do about that without the cattle even if Cheikha has brought in a lot of Polynesian playesr? Everyone agrees WBs play best against adversity - they are arguably the team with the greatest range of highs and lows. So, it means one strategy that should be applied is getting them up for every game and this might explain Cheikha's mien and antics. Everyone agrees that one big problem is whether Cheikha has found a surefire way to play to WB strengths. And even if he does i.e Pooper etc they have stopped working. So, this means that the WBs and Cheikha are no longer a fit at least not a consistent one ... since he can't leave before RWC it might just be best to hang on and hope for the best ... unfortunately.

2018-10-09T13:33:22+00:00

Faith

Roar Rookie


Tx Dave - that's interesting. There was an interesting moment when Mounga kicked that penalty and Hansen looked very fixedly at McLeod and nodded and said something. If Mounga starts at 10 next game that might have been the moment ...

2018-10-09T12:48:00+00:00

mbp

Guest


leave cheika there. the depth in australian rugby has gone from zero to ok. and young talent is appearing. it means the top players can improve as they have competition. cheiks has set up the team now with sufficient depth that the players will start to realize they are out of world cup contention if they dont perform. 1. the defense needs improving. it needs to be stingy. no stingy defense. no chance of winning the world cup. 2. the forwards need to run straight and hard together. 3. the pushing passes needs to stop especially in australian territory. passes should only be done if the forwards have created real space for the playmakers. give genia... foley... real space and they will be world beaters. and the aru management..... we need an australian as the ceo. only a australian will have the passion to go the extra mile necesary.

2018-10-09T11:35:49+00:00

Bakkies

Roar Guru


Milking started to happen due to referees ignoring lazy runners over a decade ago and halfbacks pointed the bleeding obvious out to them. I can't hit my passing target when an offside player is in my backline.

2018-10-09T11:32:25+00:00

Bakkies

Roar Guru


As stated in their farcical annual report the Clown College threw away 1 million dollars on paying out overseas contracts last year to bring ageing players back to Australia. This is before we consider the money they had to spend on lawyers to cover the Pulver and de Clyne led axing fiasco. They were willing to throw money on their delusion of short term gains. Results have not improved so of course they can find the money on more payouts unless they want to see the Wallabies to sink down to 9th next year and have more empty seats in the stadiums for the shortened domestic test season. Coaches tend to tend have international out clauses in their contracts or their employers let them take those opportunities. No excuses Raelene. As for de Clyne just go and take your Friends of Sydney Uni Football Club/Buildcorp Nominations Committee with you.

2018-10-09T10:16:48+00:00

QED

Roar Rookie


good news in deed. Retallick is crucial to the AB's. There is a very strong correlation with the AB's losing and Retallick NOT playing -- Boks, Ireland, Lions, Wallabies I think 4 out of last five losses Maybe the corollary is Wallabies losses aligned either Mumm, Simmons and/or Hannigan playing ??

2018-10-09T10:09:01+00:00

QED

Roar Rookie


simple solution to developing a real No.8. Bench or better still drop Hooper, make Pocock No.7 and develop/find a true No.8 Sadly this should have been done 3 years ago so this would be a moot point.

2018-10-09T10:03:38+00:00

QED

Roar Rookie


Timu he hasn't won his 'survivor impunity challenge' like Hannigan, Phipps, Foley, Beale....

2018-10-09T10:01:01+00:00

QED

Roar Rookie


just saw your post. makes my reply somewhat redundant

2018-10-09T10:00:01+00:00

QED

Roar Rookie


Timu had he 'one' chance and failed but Hannigan has be an absolute revelation every time he plays, magnificently timed clean outs, wins every collision and gets over gain line and consistently delivers front football...........

2018-10-09T09:55:31+00:00

QED

Roar Rookie


maybe Jake Gordon can get zero game time like Powell then be dropped..............

2018-10-09T09:53:30+00:00

QED

Roar Rookie


So as to be officially on the record the Boks will win the RWC.

2018-10-09T09:02:28+00:00

Tom English

Roar Guru


It really depends why you're on the couch. If you were watching the Wallabies, I'd be easy to "drag off". Enjoying Tulkinghorne's wines, and that's a different story, no doubt. Haven't seen it, but I agree with your last line. Contrary to popular belief, I felt like he was in it for the right reasons– if there are such things in reality tv. The staged factor of it all would have done him up the wrong way, IMO.

2018-10-09T08:17:10+00:00

jcmasher

Roar Rookie


Mate I think people are being harsh on Barrett. He received bugger all ball and then gets told he didn’t control the game. From what I saw he played bloody well in a difficult game. Made some great tackles, saved at least one try and set up at least 2. Pretty happy with that. I like the idea of Mo’anga coming on later and him moving to fb. Provides another dimension in the game

2018-10-09T07:05:20+00:00

ThugbyFan

Roar Guru


Easy fix Geoff, Sell M.Hooper to the NH club willing to shell out 5-6 megabucks or higher for his services. That way the new coach post-2019 won't have a slowing-down-with-age Six Million Dollar Man whose whole game relies on his speed. That $6M in the hand can buy you a pretty good international coach I suspect. :)

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2018-10-09T06:52:06+00:00

Geoff Parkes

Expert


Don't think so Mapu. This type of situation seems to be down to individual ref interpretation. Some play to the letter of the law and blow a penalty every time, others don't like the halfback trying to milk it.

2018-10-09T06:50:36+00:00

ThugbyFan

Roar Guru


Nice team Angus I do like your selections. Totally agree as to its a mystery why T.Banks, J.Gordon or C.Timu were shafted for game time over the 6 RC matches. Is it mismanagement or favoritism, the jury is out! I'm guessing that you have M.Hooper, J.Gordon and B.Foley on the bench and I would have R.Hodge as super-sub once TK returns. Its so damn hard to pick subs as no-one but the favs get a run. Like you I'm still unsure on C.Timu and I am a big fan of his. If he doesn't work out I would give the young guns Rob Valetini and Angus Scott-Young a tryout at #8 on the EOYT. Valetini who only just turned 20 could be something special. ASY has height, weight and top-class pedigree. ASY mainly plays blindside but I see his play more as a #8 anyway. And of course there is Isi Naisarani waiting in the wings, eligible in March 2019 I believe. One of those blokes will/should seal the #8 position so its bye bye Poop-pie. :)

2018-10-09T05:29:12+00:00

Tipene Roar

Roar Rookie


I must add I don't like it becoming a penalty.Bad sportsmanship I believe

2018-10-09T05:26:11+00:00

Tipene Roar

Roar Rookie


Mate I was hoping a lot for that kick to go out and when it did I really started believing.

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