One of the greatest Test matches of all time finally unleashes the banter

By Ryan O'Connell / Expert

Ben Stokes’ incredible innings didn’t just save the Ashes for England, it completely reinvigorated the series – not to mention the England versus Australia rivalry.

After England were bowled out for 67 runs in the first innings at Headingley, the knives were out for Joe Root and his team.

With it appearing as if the Ashes had been retained by the Australians, the repercussions of England losing on home soil began. The UK press – a savage and brutal entity at the best of times – ripped in, with simple but cutting headlines such as “Hopeless”.

Changes apparently needed to be made, and made immediately.

Root had to be stripped of the captaincy, and bumped down the order to number four or five. The ECB needed to stop concentrating on limited-overs cricket, and instead rebuild the Test side.

Jason Roy, Jonny Bairstow, Joe Denly and Jos Buttler had to be dropped (never mind that there were no suggestions of who should replace them, exactly).

Those comments were actually some of the more rational ones, believe it or not.

Test cricket is a unique beast though – there’s simply nothing else like it. Just a few days later, and the narrative had switched to how heroic Stokes was, and that Australia could no longer win the Ashes. What a turnaround in fortunes and outlook.

In the blink of an eye – or one outstanding innings, to be precise – the series had turned on its head. The Ausies had gone from an unassailable position of strength, to reeling from a shocking loss. England had gone from an embarrassment, to being sized up for MBEs from the Queen.

Stokes’ historic knock changed the total complexion of the series, with England now with all the momentum heading into the last two Tests, and Australia needing to pick themselves up off the mat and show some incredible resilience.

Ben Stokes played one of the greatest ever Test innings. (Gareth Copley/Getty Images)

An Ashes that looked all but over, is now anything but.

What Stokes’ incredible 135 not out also did was light a fuse under a series that has been a little bit subdued, by Ashes standards.

England versus Australia is the oldest rivalry in cricket, and over the years it has often turned bitter, nasty, petty and aggressive.

There have been a number of pantomime villains on both sides, and the reality is that it adds to the drama, excitement and stakes when the two countries – let alone teams – become a little antsy.

That had been somewhat lacking thus far.

The elephant in the room is that since the Cape Town ball-tampering incident, the Australian cricket team have been on their best behaviour, knowing they need to rebuild trust, and change the perceptions widely held about them around the globe.

Likewise, Australian fans have been a little muted, knowing exactly what the comeback will be should they get too lippy.

Both of these facts have ensured that the banter – on and off the field – has not reached previous levels.

Sure, the English press and crowds, led by the Barmy Army, have been as vocal and vitriolic as ever. When a despised opposition provides you with such rich ammunition as being caught with sandpaper down their trousers, the resulting roasting should be as expected as a Steve Smith hundred.

Yet Australia’s response – in particular, Dave Warner playfully showing the English crowd what was not in his pockets – slightly defused even that narrative.

Then, with Australia all but assured of retaining the urn after England’s batting capitulation in the third Test, the heat really went out of the series. The local media and fans were too busy mauling their own team to engage in any banter.

That changed just two days later. Suddenly the English found their voice again. The volume of headlines, tweets, texts, WhatsApp messages, Facebook posts, voicemails, memes, and songs – all directed Australia’s way – went through the roof.

On Twitter, the usual suspects, led by Matt ‘Glass Jaw’ Prior, sounded off. When Shane Warne replied, all hell broke loose.

Then Stuart Broad chimed in, and suddenly it was game on!

Fans from both countries starting getting narky, irrational, hypocritical, emotional and fiery.

After copping all the sandpaper jokes, Aussie fans suddenly had no issue bringing up Ben Stokes’ assault (non) charge, Murray Mints, Jofra Archer’s ‘Englishness’, Joe Root’s captaincy (and resemblance to Ellen DeGeneres), Stuart Broad not walking, Michael Vaughan’s ability to give it but it not take it, Jason Roy’s ‘excellent’ batting, Matt Prior being scared of Mitchell Johnson, etc, etc.

Oh boy. The bite was back.

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So now we turn to the fourth Test at Old Trafford. A cocky home side, fuelled by an amazing come-from-behind win, are filled with swagger and momentum. A despondent Australia, hurt from a devastating loss, will hopefully mirror their fans’ behaviour, and come out swinging.

The series is alive. The banter is alive.

While I would have been happy with Australia simply winning the Test, and therefore the Ashes, I do love competition almost as much as I love a bit of banter. So, thank you Ben Stokes. If nothing else, you’ve brought back the lip.

Which means you’ve brought back a key component of what makes the Ashes truly great.

The Crowd Says:

AUTHOR

2019-09-01T21:45:55+00:00

Ryan O'Connell

Expert


All good, mate.

2019-08-30T14:48:12+00:00

Raimond

Roar Guru


The Mops really are a spiteful bunch, though if you were humiliated as much as they've been in my lifetime, anyone would be the same.

2019-08-30T14:46:31+00:00

James Butcher

Roar Rookie


Not sure that I’ve said that Lyon has played the victim have I? Basically Lyon was a massive dick when he said what he said, it wasn’t said in the heat of the moment and it wasn’t said with any right of reply, it also wasn’t playful. Prior basically said to Lyon that Karma is a bitch. To be mocking by definition it would have to be cruel which I don’t believe Prior’s tweet was, unlike Lyon’s statement. I don’t think there was anything playful in either instance, there was feeling there. Look Ryan, we’re unlikely to agree on this and that’s ok, we don’t have to. Maybe we can agree to disagree? And I wasn’t trying to ignore you so apologies on that front, just had a hectic day.

AUTHOR

2019-08-30T06:10:45+00:00

Ryan O'Connell

Expert


Two questions, James, and it would be awesome if you could actually answer them: 1: Where has Lyon acted the victim, or been hypocritical in any way? 2: What would you classify Prior's comments as, if not "playful" or "mocking"?

AUTHOR

2019-08-30T06:07:02+00:00

Ryan O'Connell

Expert


So what do you think it was?

2019-08-30T01:13:06+00:00

Nick

Roar Guru


That's a big call coming from someone who would get on his knees and lean in every time David Lord wrote an article.

2019-08-30T00:46:35+00:00

James Butcher

Roar Rookie


So is Lyon. What Lyon said was not ok imo. I don’t think what Prior said was playful, it wasn’t meant to be. Lyon should be careful how he acts when he’s ‘up’ because it will be visited back upon you when you are ‘down’.

2019-08-30T00:42:28+00:00

James Butcher

Roar Rookie


I disagree. You’d have to be extremely thin skinned to class that as mocking. It’s reaching of the first order imo.

AUTHOR

2019-08-29T23:49:33+00:00

Ryan O'Connell

Expert


I'm not defending anyone, and I fail to see where I've even tried? Prior is well within his rights to have a playful dig at Lyon, and I actually don't mind that he did. However, if you're going to stick your head above the parapet, you can expect some shots to come your way. By engaging himself back in the conversation, Prior is opening himself up to some jabs - both historical and new.

AUTHOR

2019-08-29T23:36:58+00:00

Ryan O'Connell

Expert


I am absolutely dumbfounded that you could honestly be suggesting that Prior wasn't trying to mock Lyon? Did you think he was just saying a friendly hello on Twitter?

2019-08-29T23:35:37+00:00

sheek

Roar Guru


Here we have a classic example of pseudo-intellectual superiority. When attempting to win a debate, assume the position of pseudo-intellectual superiority, ie, I know what you're doing because I've read all the text books & done all the courses & completed all the qualifications, which therefore makes me a genius. Not!

2019-08-29T23:33:32+00:00

sheek

Roar Guru


Kruger, I presume you're responding to me. Pathetic comparison.

2019-08-29T21:50:49+00:00

Rowdy

Roar Rookie


As did all the other cheats like Tendulkar, Atherton, Trescothick, Du Plessis, et al

2019-08-29T12:28:03+00:00

James Butcher

Roar Rookie


Then, seriously I’m puzzled what the fuss is about or are you just being tribal and defending poor little Gazza?

2019-08-29T12:22:11+00:00

James Butcher

Roar Rookie


-sigh-

2019-08-29T12:21:36+00:00

James Butcher

Roar Rookie


Really, how?

2019-08-29T12:16:00+00:00

Dunning Kruger

Roar Rookie


The only intent of the tweet was mocking. He is still crying about Lyon speaking the truth 6 years ago.

2019-08-29T12:12:56+00:00

Dunning Kruger

Roar Rookie


Nah, it's just the rules mate.

2019-08-29T12:12:16+00:00

Dunning Kruger

Roar Rookie


You sound like my kids when the nick one through to the keeper. "I didn't hit it, I just caught the faintest of edges!!!" :crying: The deflection was minute. Sorry mate, you hit it.

2019-08-29T11:07:35+00:00

James

Guest


Wasnt Smith banned from any leadership position though not just captain? Talking in the ear seems to go against this. Though this is a guy who thought sandpaper was ok and then thought sandpaper was just a slap on the wrist offence

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