The all-time great alphabet teams: Alphabet Ashes, Part 3

By matth / Roar Guru

It’s time for the final eight teams, as we return to see who takes out the Alphabet Ashes.

For the concept and the methodology, please refer to Part 1. To remind you of where we stand after Part 2, we head to the final eight teams with Australia leading nine wins to England’s six. In terms of aggregate points, however, Australia has a slight advantage at 397 to 393.5.

So who will come out on top in this battle for the ages? Read on.

G teams

England Australia
1 Graham Gooch Sid Gregory
2 Tom Graveney George Giffen (captain)
3 WG Grace (right arm slow) Ross Gregory
4 David Gower Jack Gregory
5 Mike Gatting Harry Graham
6 Tony Greig (captain) (right arm medium, off spin) Adam Gilchrist (WK)
7 Billy Griffith (WK) Gary Gilmour
8 Ashley Giles (left arm orthodox) Tom Garrett
9 Arthur Gilligan (right arm fast-medium) Jason Gillespie
10 Darren Gough (right arm fast-medium) Johnny Gleeson
11 George Geary (right arm fast-medium) Clarrie Grimmett
Score 36 out of 50 38 out of 50

 

Verdict: Australia again. England have a powerhouse batting line-up here, earning 18.5 out of a possible 20, but where are all their great bowlers? The lionhearted Darren Gough is left with competent support at best, plus a great all-rounder. The King of Spain was a defensive spinner averaging over 40. And there is no comparison when it comes to the wicketkeepers. I back the stacked Australian bowling attack spearheaded by Grimmett, Gillespie and Gregory to take down the English here.

England 6 Australia 10 (429.5 total points to 435)

T teams

England Australia
1 Marcus Trescothick Mark Taylor (captain)
2 Chris Tavare Victor Trumper
3 Jonathan Trott Grahame Thomas
4 Ernest Tyldesley Michael Taylor
5 Graeme Thorpe (captain) Johnny Taylor
6 James Taylor Albert Trott
7 Maurice Tate (right arm medium-fast) Don Tallon (WK)
8 Fred Titmus (off spin) Hugh Trumble
9 Bob Taylor (WK) Charlie Turner
10 Fred Trueman (right arm fast) Ernie Toshack
11 Frank Tyson (right arm fast) Jeff Thomson
Score 38.5 out of 50 38.5 out of 50

 

Verdict: We have our first dead heat. And look out everyone, as the Typhoon takes on Thommo in a rough-and-tumble battle for the ages! Taylor and Trumper win the battle of the openers, but England have a truly great middle order. Finally, England’s pace bowlers make an appearance and this gains them some points, but Hugh Trumble shades the more defensive Fred Titmus in the off-spin showdown. We are witnessing two of the finest pure keepers in history but Tallon could bat just a little better. In Albert Trott, Australia have a true all-rounder, while England have no options at all to give their pace battery a rest. Australia have the advantage in captaincy, but England have more experience. In the end they could not be split.

England 6 Australia 10 ties 1 (468 total points to 473.5)

S teams

England Australia
1 Bert Sutcliffe Bob Simpson (captain)
2 Andrew Strauss (captain) Michael Slater
3 Raman Subba Row Keith Stackpole
4 Arthur Shrewsbury Steve Smith
5 Robin Smith Paul Sheahan
6 Ben Stokes (right arm fast-medium) Andrew Symonds
7 Alec Stewart (WK) Wade Seccombe (WK)
8 Graeme Swann (off spin) Mitchell Starc
9 Brian Statham (right arm fast-medium) Peter Siddle
10 Ryan Sidebottom (left arm medium-fast) Fred Spofforth
11 John Snow (right arm fast) Jack Saunders
Score 43.5 out of 50 40.5 out of 50

 

Verdict: England win this battle of the heavyweights. There are some delicious match-ups here, not least being Stokes versus Symonds in the pub afterwards! Two great batting combinations cancel each other out, with Alec Stewart’s superior batting at keeper gaining England a small advantage. For once, England’s bowling wins them the contest. The pace batteries are both excellent but the presence of Stokes tips the balance. In Graeme Swann England have a match-winner. At 43.5 out of 50 this England S team are only half a point from the highest score of any team in the competition.

England 7 Australia 10 ties 1 (511.5 total points to 514)

W teams

England Australia
1 Albert Ward David Warner
2 Cyril Washbrook Kepler Wessels
3 Frank Woolley (left arm medium) Bill Woodfull (captain)
4 Bob Woolmer Mark Waugh
5 Allan Watkins (left arm medium-fast) Steve Waugh
6 Craig White (right arm fast-medium) Doug Walters
7 Chris Woakes (right arm fast-medium) Matthew Wade (WK)
8 Henry Wood (WK) Shane Warne
9 Johnny Wardle (left arm orthodox/wrist spin) Max Walker
10 Mark Wood (right arm fast) Bill Whitty
11 Bob Willis (captain) (right arm fast) Mike Whitney
Score 35 out of 50 42 out of 50

 

Verdict: England come back to earth with a thud. The bowling is excellent, with one great (Bob Willis – a career average of just over 25) and a heap of decent options. But the batting is pretty average. Washbrook was an excellent batsman but the others mostly average in the mid 30s and it drops away quickly, with White and Woakes at six and seven. Contrast the two middle orders. And then there is the Warne factor.

England 7 Australia 11 ties 1 (546.5 total points to 556)

H teams

England Australia
1 Len Hutton Mike Hussey
2 Jack Hobbs Matt Hayden
3 Wally Hammond (right arm medium fast) Neil Harvey
4 Nasser Hussain (captain) Clem Hill
5 Patsy Hendren Lindsay Hassett
6 Graeme Hick Kim Hughes
7 Joe Humphries (WK) Ian Healy (WK)
8 Dean Headley (right arm fast-mediu) Ranji Hordern
9 Mike Hendrick (right arm fast-medium) Ryan Harris
10 Steve Harmison (right arm fast) Merv Hughes
11 Matthew Hoggard (right arm fast-medium) Josh Hazlewood
Score 34.5 out of 50 42 out of 50

 

Verdict: Well, this is an interesting one, I’m not sure how there is such a margin. Look at that top three! England get a perfect ten their opening combination of Hutton and Hobbs, possibly their two greatest ever batsmen. And it’s nine from ten for their middle order, mainly due to Hammond, another contender for greatest ever England batsman. The thing is, Australia got those numbers as well. England’s pace bowling just about matches the Australians but you might notice there is literally no spinner. Hick took 23 Test wickets with 50-plus average off spin, while Hutton took three with very part-time leg breaks. So one from ten. Finally, there is no contest at wicketkeeper.

England 7 Australia 12 ties 1 (581 total points to 598)

B teams

England Australia
1 Geoffrey Boycott Warren Bardsley
2 Mike Brearley (captain) Bill Brown
3 Ken Barrington Don Bradman
4 Ian Bell David Boon
5 Trevor Bailey Allan Border
6 Ian Botham Sid Barnes
7 Johnny Bairstow Richie Benaud (captain)
8 Stuart Broad Andy Bichel
9 Johnny Briggs Jack Blackham (WK)
10 Alec Bedser Jackson Bird
11 Syd Barnes Doug Bollinger
Score 43 out of 50 42.5 out of 50

 

Verdict: England just win this heavyweight stoush. Australia just take out the batting thanks to Bradman and England’s non-playing captain. Australia also have the better keeper and they easily edge the lower order batting – when Stuart Broad is at eight, you are in trouble. But England have a significant advantage in pace bowling. Barnes is the greatest and when you add Botham, Bedser and Broad it’s about as good as it gets. This and the lack of an all-round option for Australia (Benaud is a specialist bowler here) just gets England over the line. Barnes to Bradman – I’d pay to see that.

England 8 Australia 12 ties 1 (624 total points to 640.5)

L teams

England Australia
1 Brian Luckhurst Bill Lawry (captain)
2 David Lloyd Justin Langer
3 Alan Lamb Marnus Labuschagne
4 Geoffrey Legge Martin Love
5 Maurice Leyland Stuart Law
6 James Langridge (left arm orthodox) Darren Lehmann
7 Dick Lilley (WK) Ray Lindwall
8 Jim Laker (off spin) Brett Lee
9 Tony Lock (captain) (left arm orthodox) Gil Langley (WK)
10 Harold Larwood Dennis Lillee
11 George Lohmann Nathan Lyon
Score 38 out of 50 42.5 out of 50

 

Verdict: A no-contest win to Australia. The pace bowling for both sides is great, but Australia’s is greater. Lillee and Lindwall sustained their excellence over a longer period and England have no third seamer. But England get a full ten for their all-time great spinners. England’s batting, however, is really poor. ‘Bumble’ Lloyd of Thommo and the box fame was underrated, but the openers don’t hold a candle to the Australian combination. The middle orders just about cancel each other out mainly due to lack of opportunity on the Australian side. England shade the keeper battle but they have very little lower-order batting. Geoffrey Legge, of course, bowled part-time leg spin.

England 8 Australia 13 ties 1 (662 total points to 683)

M teams

England Australia
1 Colin Milburn Arthur Morris
2 Archie MacLaren Charles MaCartney
3 Peter May (Captain) Stan McCabe
4 Harry Makepeace Damien Martyn
5 Phil Mead Billy Murdoch (captain)
6 Eoin Morgan Keith Miller
7 Alfred Mynn (right arm fast) Rod Marsh (WK)
8 John Murray (WK) Garth McKenzie
9 Alan Mullally (left arm fast-medium) Craig McDermott
10 Devon Malcolm (right arm fast) Stuart MacGill
11 Charles Marriott (leg spin) Glenn McGrath
Score 38 out of 50 44 out of 50

 

Verdict: Australia finish off with a comfortable victory. England go out with a whimper, with Alan Mullally trying to bowl to Arthur Morris and Keith Miller. The England openers and middle order are very good, but shaded by their Australian opponents. The England openers average 33 each (although for MacLaren’s time that was very good). May and Mead both average high 40s but Makepeace and Morgan are a step down. Ideally the great all-rounder Alfred Mynn should be in the top six, but I simply couldn’t find enough bowlers. Malcolm was fast but erratic, and Mullally was willing but limited. Compared that to Australia’s pace battery led by Glenn McGrath and Keith Miller. Marriott took 11 wickets in his only Test and I’ve marked him generously. Australia win the battle of the keepers by a landslide. Finally we have Alfred Mynn, who passed away a decade before Test cricket even began. Mynn had a first-class batting average of 13.5 and a bowling average of just over ten, but these numbers don’t mean a lot. Mynn was considered the greatest English player before WG Grace and definitely adds to this side. But as all-rounders go, Australia has Keith Miller. Australia by a knockout.

England 8 Australia 14 ties 1 (700 total points to 727)

Australia take out the Alphabet Ashes quite comfortably in the end.

This was a surprising result for me. I expected England’s greater depth of player would have more of an effect. But possibly by having such a large pool to choose from, they chop and change and don’t allow players to grow into Test cricket. Maybe also the grind of the county circuit doesn’t lend itself to all-out brilliance. Or maybe I just have my ratings wrong. Whatever the reason, we have a winner.

And finally, let’s have a quick look at the highest ranking Australian team up against the best letter England has to offer. I’ll leave you to come to your own conclusions on that one.

England – S team Australia – M team
1 Bert Sutcliffe Arthur Morris
2 Andrew Strauss (captain) Charles MaCartney
3 Raman Subba Row Stan McCabe
4 Arthur Shrewsbury Billy Murdoch (captain)
5 Robin Smith Damien Martyn
6 Ben Stokes (right arm fast-medium) Keith Miller
7 Alec Stewart (WK) Rod Marsh (WK)
8 Graeme Swann (off spin) Stuart MacGill
9 Brian Statham (right arm fast-medium) Garth McKenzie
10 Ryan Sidebottom (left arm medium-fast) Craig McDermott
11 John Snow (right arm fast) Glenn McGrath
Score 43.5 out of 50 44 out of 50

 

The Crowd Says:

2020-05-09T23:20:16+00:00

Nocky

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Team B - Not sure why you think that Australia's tailend easily edge England's when four of the five have better records than their Australian counterparts. Mind you you I would put Johnny Briggs - a man with ten first class hundreds including a test century in ahead of Broad. Team M - If you were looking for another England bowler in order to promote Mynn you might consider allrounder Geoff Miller who had a decent test record taking 60 wickets (Av. 30) with his offspin. Team S - The England opener should be Herbert Sutcliffe. Bert Sutcliffe was a very fine NZ player. Given how close it is between your two top sides, perhaps England's secret weapon might be deployed in the form of George Simpson-Hayward the last lob bowler to play test cricket (23 wickets in 5 tests at 18.26). With the exception of Billy Murdoch it would take the other batsmen time to adjust to this type of bowling although I don't suppose it would take too long given the inventiveness of batsmen in the modern age.

2020-05-09T22:44:15+00:00

Nicky

Guest


That should of course be Trott not Noble.

2020-05-09T22:16:27+00:00

Nicky

Guest


I'd make some significant changes to the England H team. Out would go Hussein, Hicks, Humphries, Headley and probably Hendrick. In I would bring Tom Hayward, Joe Hardstaff Jnr, Warren Hegg, Ken Higgs and Eric Hollies to provide some legspin. Hayward was a giant of the Golden Age and a contempary of Clem Hill who became the second man after Grace to score a hundred hundreds. Joe Hardstaff's test career was limited by a falling out with the chairman of selectors but he averaged 46+ in his twenty tests. Like Humphreys, Hegg only played a handful of tests but his first class career record shows he was a much better batsman averaging 28 and scoring seven hundreds and fifty five fifties. Ken Higgs played 15 tests for England in the 1960's taking 71 wickets at 21.74 a record made more impressive in that they were almost all top five batsmen. As you point out there us no spinner in the England team so I have included Hollies who famously included the wicket of Bradman for nought in his final test innings among his 44 test victims (Av. 30). Hutton Av. 56.67 Hobbs 56.94 Hammond 58.45 Hayward 34.46 Hendren 47.63 Ha4dstaff Jnr 46.74 Hussey 51.52 Hayden 50.73 Harvey 48.41 Hill 39.21 Hassett 46.46 Hughes 37.41 Every England batsman has a better record than his Australian counterpart with the exception of Hayward and I would challenge your view that the two sides are evenly matched in this department. Clearly Australia hold an advantage in the wicketkeeping department but there is little to choose between the bowling lineups. I think this match up needs reassessing.

2020-05-09T21:07:26+00:00

Nicky

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I can't agree with your assessment on the T teams, particularly regarding allrounders. Albert Noble only played in five test matches which is hardly enough to judge him as a fully test class all rounder. In his first class career he averaged just 19 with the bat. By contrast Maurice Tate (39 tests) had a batting average of 25 in both tests and first class cricket and unlike Trott had a higher first class batting average than bowling average which is usually regarded as the test of a quality allrounder. The Australian team has a very long tailend with the number six batsmen having a first class average of 19 and both Tallon and Trumble having poorer records than their opposite numbers. You give Tallon (Av, 17.13, 2 50's) the edge over Taylor (Av. 16.28, 3 50's) as a batsman but it is very marginal at best. Overall I think England just edge this one.

2020-04-28T07:42:49+00:00

Sgt Pepperoni

Roar Rookie


Agree ADRAD - it's essentially impossible to compare across eras Cricket, like almost all sports, is relational. It's bowler A bowling to batsman B in conditions C. It's not an absolute eg B is the best bowler in history A certain player may do well in a given circumstance but it's very hard to extrapolate. Does thriving on the dusty subcontinental decks compare to facing off against the WI attack fo the 80's or Larwood in the bodyline series? Uncovered pitches, seven day tests, balls per over, modern bats, helmets, roped off boundaries ... the list of changes is almost endless Some individual sports that have very stable conditions really open up to absolutes a lot more eg ten pin bowling, darts even snooker Anyway even if it might be impossible, it gives mugs like us something to talk about during the odd pandemic lockdown so I'm not complaining

2020-04-28T07:32:39+00:00

Sgt Pepperoni

Roar Rookie


Is there an implication that if you're born as eg. "N" surname then you're destined to be a mediocre cricketer? I'm changing my surname to start with B and buying a new bat

2020-04-28T07:07:39+00:00

All day Roseville all day

Guest


Depends who asking...

2020-04-28T07:06:26+00:00

All day Roseville all day

Guest


For me, England's S team sums up perfectly this series' beauty and fascination. How is it even possible to fairly compare champions of different eras ? Only with a Tardis. Perhaps the modern attack of Snow, Statham, Stokes and Swann would be better complemented by the 19th century's Alfred Shaw, than Ryan Sidebottom ? If the legendary Alfred Mynn (who died 21 years before the Ashes were created) can make the M team, maybe Shaw is also worth a punt ? Sidebottom was more of a fringe Test player, and white-ball specialist. He played 43 ODIs and T20Is, but in only 22 of the 116 Tests that England played over a 9-year period. And he didn't play a single Test against Australia, during his 17 years of first-class cricket. Shaw was initially a medium-paced seamer, who turned to spin as he aged. He bowled the first delivery in Test cricket, at the age of 35 to Charles Bannerman. His figures in that inaugural Test were 3/51 and 5/38, from 89.3 four-ball overs. He then played in 7 of cricket's first 8 Tests, 4 as captain, but more as tour manager/captain than bowler. WG Grace described him as England's finest bowler between 1872 and 1880. In 404 first-class matches during 1864-1897, he took 2,027 wickets at 12.12, with 177 five-fers. Two-thirds of his four- and five-ball overs were maidens. He bowled more overs than he conceded runs, or in today's terms an economy rate below 1.5 runs per over. His career batting average was higher than his bowling one, so arguably he meets the criteria for all-rounder status. Plus he led Notts to four consecutive County championships during 1883-1886, and arranged the first-ever British Lions rugby tour to Australia. Matth, a massive final thanks for the opportunity to participate in this forum. I hope that you've enjoyed it as much as your army of readers and contributors obviously has.

2020-04-28T05:10:24+00:00

JGK

Roar Guru


Did you use to play for Roseville in Shires?

2020-04-28T04:34:43+00:00

All day Roseville all day

Guest


Win the toss, bat first, and bat all day. A common call from the boundary to two team-mates in the middle, many many decades ago...

2020-04-28T04:15:21+00:00

JGK

Roar Guru


Hi All day - what's the meaning behind your name/ handle?

2020-04-28T03:34:16+00:00

Ace

Roar Rookie


Gosh. Australia's pace battery of four great bowlers plus MacGill makes me lean toward them although in retrospect I think I've underestimated the English attack. Particularly Swann and Snow. Then there is Stokes. Easy to see why there is half a point in it. Can't stop staring at both teams. England's H team had an impressive batting line up. Another quality bowler and we could be singing a different tune.

2020-04-27T23:53:41+00:00

All day Roseville all day

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Credit where credit's due, matth ! :thumbup: I've suggested maybe 1-2 changes, to 3-4 of the 46 teams ? You've done an amazing job. But next time, you'll definitely need a personal assistant to deal with the literally thousands of responses that you get !

2020-04-27T23:24:45+00:00

Micko

Roar Rookie


You already spilt the beans in another comment. But to be honest I did stop and look at the B team with my intuition telling me something was different but I couldn't put my finger on it as I actually can't remember what the B team was as that article was about two months ago now.

2020-04-27T23:04:31+00:00

Pedro The Fisherman

Roar Rookie


I am not sure that even rates as mediocre!

AUTHOR

2020-04-27T22:57:55+00:00

matth

Roar Guru


Bingo, have a cookie.

2020-04-27T22:54:18+00:00

Micko

Roar Rookie


Bill Brown wasn't it?

2020-04-27T22:47:08+00:00

Micko

Roar Rookie


How do you think Hussey got in the Test team Brian?

AUTHOR

2020-04-27T22:33:25+00:00

matth

Roar Guru


That comment was rubbish!

AUTHOR

2020-04-27T22:32:02+00:00

matth

Roar Guru


Wow, a comment not suggesting changes! A first. Your points are good and as I’ve said all along bowlers win matches. This bowling attack received a 10/10. We always mention the Marshalls, Lillees, Warne and Murali’s of this world, but SF Barnes is statistically still the greatest bowler of all time. Even after adjustments for his era, I’ve seen a statistical analysis that places Barnes not only as the greatest bowler of all time, but his bowling was good enough to rank him as the fifth greatest cricketer of all time (behind only Bradman, Sobers, Imran Khan and Richard Hadlee) (note: the book was published in 2001, so there are 20 years of new players not included). The Australian B Team didn’t finish on top of the Australian rankings for the same reason you state above, their bowling attack is just too weak.

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