A win is a win but be thankful Wallabies weren't playing the real France

By Matt Cleary / Expert

So a win is a win, right?

Right?

Well yes, it is of course. The Wallabies scored 23 points to France’s 21 and thus secured the first leg of the three-Test Trophee des Bicentenaires series, named after Australia celebrating 200 years of colonisation by a royal family and France a revolution against one, an interesting thing in a game opened by Gary Ella’s crackerjack welcome to country.

But that, sports fans, is an argument for another time in which nobody will concede a shred of legitimacy to the other side’s point of view.

In this one we’ll argue – agree! – that a win is a win. And top marks, Wallabies, for playing and competing and hustling until the 84th minute.

Yet when context is applied to the greater, uh, thing – the contest, the people in it, Mabo and so on, Australian rugby fans, and they largely know it, can remove the corkscrew from the Penfolds Grange vintage 1988.

Because this was not France. It was This France.

(Photo by Bradley Kanaris/Getty Images)

Consider:

In summary, your honour, This France is not France France.

And yet out they came. Out they came to play in their natty white zoot suits, This France, and they scrapped and ran and scored and cynically played the game at Six Nations stop-start-when-you’re-under-the-pump pace, and they nearly pulled off a win for the ages for all of Gaul.

Maybe not all of Gaul.

But if there’s an asterisk (ha) or six against the Wallabies’ last-gasp victory, it’s that This France, while leading by one point while in possession, spent the immediate seconds after the siren morphing from professional rugby players into drunken extras in a Benny Hill skit.

How about that zany man-action? Three passes that needn’t have been thrown, the third into no-man’s-land quickly owned and occupied by Australia.

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Sure, full marks to the Wallabies for the pressure, but it was by men fresh off the bench, and had they not been applying pressure, one assumes Dave Rennie would’ve questioned their fitness – and they fitness to play for Australia.

And anyway, it’s not like they were bloodthirsty Visigoths storming Rome.

Yet This France played the last minutes like Corporal Jones in Dad’s Army – Don’t panic! Don’t panic! And thus panicking like so many chooks with a fox in the hen house.

The fox was Tate McDermott, who took the loose ball, and also Taniela Tupou, who laid claims as Australia’s best in his 33-minute stint off the bench and who piled in and secured it.

There followed one-off pile-ins as Wallabies forwards thundered into This France’s line. Referee Brendon Pickerill of New Zealand penalised France, as he had done 13 times previously that evening, before Noah Lolesio slotted the three points from in front in the 84th minute.

And that, sports fans, finally was the game.

A takeaway for Australia? Many, many mistakes. Had they, one would suggest, made that many errors against New Zealand, South Africa or even, you know, France, they’d have been down by 40 at halftime.

(Photo by Matt Roberts/Getty Images for Rugby Australia)

So many knock-ons. Jake Gordon made one by rolling the ball towards his right hand with his left as he waited for the fling of the pill from the base of a ruck.

Lolesio dropped a long clearing kick by trying to take the Gilbert like a cricket ball in the outfield. He was a schoolboy two years ago, so perhaps one can forgive the nature of his error. Or perhaps he’s a tad too raw for Test match footy.

So this: 9-10-12 for Australia is a bit of a thing.

Matt To’omua’s name was mentioned twice in The Roar‘s live blog, the second time to highlight that his name was mentioned twice in The Roar‘s live blog.

For mine, I’m slotting the excellent Hunter Paisami into No. 12 – outside his knock-ons, he and Marika Koroibete looked the backs most likely.

And when Jordan Petaia’s thigh comes good – and given he was out for “six weeks” on 10 May, one assumes he can’t be far away – then we bung him straight into the No. 13.

And those guys are our Tim Horan and Jason Little for the next decade or until they’re signed by Bordeaux and/or Tolouse.

James O’Connor must come back into the No. 10, because for all Lolesio’s promise, he’s potentially speed bump material for the monsters in black.

And I’m hanging onto Gordon at No 9 because of one play – a flat pass later called forward that Paisami stormed onto. It was a ripper.

Tupou must be considered to start, though his impact off the bench was excellent.

The rest? Play on.

And don’t drop the ball so much.

And be thankful you’re not playing France.

The Crowd Says:

2021-07-13T03:23:16+00:00

Objective

Guest


I may be wrong, but don't the Trbojevics have pretty strong Rugby connections via the Rats ? He may already have a good boot on him that isn't needed in League. Given his other skills, I reckon it's a fair bet he does.

2021-07-10T08:47:08+00:00

Bodger

Roar Rookie


The side were very clunky, we need to play our game and not get sucked into France’s game. We need to be able to switch up the speed of play when needed, the team were often walking when McDermott was trying to make things happen, both teams were walking. We need to be better in broken play and take advantage of these situations. We can hold the ball and build phases for longer. Stretch their defence with width and we will find their huge forwards isolated eventually. The two soft tries were bad compared how hard we had to work for ours. We only scored 7 tries in 6 games last year, we missed some good opportunities last game and I think we were actually better than we were last year in attack. Last year we were dire in attack, we weren’t dire on the weekend, average but not dire. Paisami kicking is a good thing, puts doubts into the minds of the defence which wasn’t required under Cheika. But he also needs to trust the guys outside him when they have the overlap. Hopefully we can be a lot smarter and clinical on Tuesday. Get the ball into their half, build phases, stretch their defence; holes and penalties will come.

2021-07-10T08:30:22+00:00

jameswm

Roar Guru


It normally is. But the French arrived > 2 weeks beforehand and spent that 2 weeks training for this. They were arguably better prepared than the Aussies.

2021-07-10T08:28:44+00:00

jameswm

Roar Guru


You've missed the point. You're not comparing apples with apples.

2021-07-10T06:45:22+00:00

DaveJ

Roar Rookie


Not really. You’re double counting with the locks. Not sure that Petaia necessarily gets a game at centre ahead of Paisami. In any case, those replaced by Latu, McMahon, O’Connor, White and one of the wingers would be in the 23. 10 of the French weren’t even in the 31 man squad. And as noted by Faith below, most of their best players, including the spine, were unavailable. And it’s sobering because the great majority of the players you list as missing wouldn’t be available for the World Cup or other Tests.

2021-07-10T00:53:34+00:00

Cheika_Mate

Roar Rookie


Gees pretty harsh. I don’t know, go watch the test again Tate’s first 10 minutes weren’t great but he did finish with a bang. I’m hoping continuity now not chopping and changing. A guy like Noah LL will get a lot more out that run than he did last year against darkness. Let Joc heal no rush. Yeh yeh we know it wasn’t the French number one squad but we needed a game or series against quality opposition before a tough tri nation and bledisloe. Homework and a lot of it, the game win lose or draw served is serving its purpose, it exposed weaknesses in our skill level and it also exposed our style of play. We tried to do to much in the wrong areas of the field. What I liked was the composure and the ability to change from plan a to plan b on the run. This did not happen under Cheika’s rein. I’d rather play against a French b or c team than play club players playing for Tonga which darkness over the ditch will be rueing. This is a great warm up leading into a tougher series but more importantly it’s another step towards the World Cup.

2021-07-09T23:59:40+00:00

Rhys

Roar Rookie


France have a hell of a lot more depth than us, comparatively, we’re about as young and raw as the French side they brought down because Rennie is trying to build the experience we don’t have right now that they do. We don’t lose a teams worth of capped wallabies, plus others who haven’t been capped, overseas and then our stocks are much better and the conversation is very different.

2021-07-09T15:28:58+00:00

Faith

Roar Rookie


Thanks Fox for this detailed show on how far from the real France the WBs played ... I'll use this in the live feed at the start of the next game.

2021-07-09T14:54:08+00:00

Ad-O

Guest


And that's why not selecting OS based Wallabies is a dead end.

2021-07-09T14:46:54+00:00

Birthday Suit

Roar Rookie


Sheek, as a 10 year reader and occasional commenter on The Roar, I’ve always respected your informed opinion. . But at the same time, this sort of ‘holier than thou’ and ‘I know better than you’ condescending comment is just frustrating. Given that crowd at The Roar are, from my experience, on average far and away the most knowledgeable and level headed (obvious examples aside) community on any sports website in Australia, it’s honesty kind of insulting. . How about you actually reply to the post without resorting to tired – and inaccurate in this case – stereotypes. . Australian Rugby has enough issues without true fans like you spreading negativity.

2021-07-09T14:45:53+00:00

TJ-Go Force!

Roar Rookie


I was thinking 12-13? Defs not fullback, not until there's proof he kicks well. He can absolutely tackle.

2021-07-09T14:13:10+00:00

Rhys

Roar Rookie


No it doesn't but think about the context - we've been lead into the doldrums by the board, executives, administrates etc. at state and national level for years and now are having to try and climb back up the massive hole that's been dug. It won't take a few weeks to get out and there will be plenty of dark places along the way but the things is is they are trying to get out. The admin is now doing something, Rennie is trying to do something, the team of exceptionally young players care and are trying to do something. It won't be overnight as I said but if they persevere, they just might make a fist of it. And don't think I am being week on them, I am scathing of them after the game, read my comments on the live blog if you didn't believe me, they have many many things to fix. But they won and that is something. Now they MUST improve their poor aspects and go and show it was no fluke. Baby steps.

2021-07-09T12:34:51+00:00

Aiden

Guest


Yes, but you’d not play him as a FB initially. Very different position in Union. You’d put him on the wing and tell him to rove around like a second FB, just as he has done in SOO and just as JOC used to do when he was on the wing all those years ago. Once he understands the game, then he could add kicking the the different defensive demands of a union FB. Not saying one code easier or harder, just that the attack coming at you happens differently and you can’t just walk into that.

2021-07-09T12:03:36+00:00

jcmasher

Roar Rookie


I guess the argument is that France played the best team they had available and Australia played the best team they had available according to the only ones that really matter and that is the selectors of each team. Sure France could pull in a lot of better players from France, but you could also argue the Wallabies could also pull in a lot of Australian players from France (and the UK). This French team is lucky all those Wallabies were missing as well so it sort of evened out. It was a pretty ugly win but winning ugly because of pressure you placed the opposition under is still a pretty good win, and much better than a pretty loss

2021-07-09T10:29:23+00:00

Phil

Roar Rookie


This is Hunter Paisami’s decision making in the last 15 mins: 66 tried to run straight into a defender and bump off – no footwork, easy tackle, presented them an opportunity to pilfer, turnover 67 overlap outside him, simple draw and pass but instead gives a long cut out pass which is too high for Kellaway, gives defence easy read, attacking opportunity lost, just needed hands 77 hot on attack overlap outside, space and numbers outside him but goes for kick to Kellaway, too much goes into touch – Rennie fuming. 78:30 he has a 3 on 2 including Koroibete outside him unmarked and hand up for the ball and he kicks instead. If French control better the game is lost. Hooper screams at him to keep the ball in hand! Rennie (a former 12) has a lot of work to do with Hunter on his rugby brains. He needs a clearer understand of his role at 12 v his role at 13. I personally don’t think he should be learning on the job in a test jersey.

2021-07-09T10:03:33+00:00

BBBT

Roar Rookie


Yawn. I really shouldn’t reply to a rugby league fan who’s interest in rugby seams to begin and end with Folau. Where to begin? I guess the glaringly obvious is the arrogance that comes through the writing. This belief that Australia should be a 50 point better team without even an attempt to properly analyse why. France is an exceptionally young team. And guess what, so too is Australia. If you bothered to follow rugby properly you’d understand a lot of the history of the players in both teams. I can almost hear the google search and faux witty response coming from my warm locked down couch in Paddington as I type this. Real rugby fans, like people who’ve actually been tuned into the junior and club scene across the country, understand what this group of players that Rennie has. It’s a group that will not be near good enough at the next World Cup. But just after that something special must just happen if Rennie and the ARU nurture them right. Funnily enough the same could be said about France. Until then, feel free to go back to commenting on the Storm and making silly comments like ‘Folau is the best player in the world’ ad hoc.

2021-07-09T09:54:56+00:00

Andy J

Roar Rookie


“a flat pass later called forward that Paisami stormed onto. It was a ripper.” It was only 2-3 metres forward! Shouldn’t have been called hey

2021-07-09T09:50:02+00:00

ojp44

Guest


Legit question, how is his kicking ? If he’s playing FB in union he can’t just run it back all the time ..

2021-07-09T09:39:54+00:00

TJ-Go Force!

Roar Rookie


We're missing 15 local players / potential Wallabies right now - like yourself I don't count the overseas Oz players. So a decent whack given if you think about the fact France have 20+ professional teams across a couple fully professional divisions with budgets of 10 million Euros a pop versus super rugby 5 million AUD. We only have 5 professional teams who play for 15 weeks each season, they play for 30. France have the depth of any other nation, if not a heck of a lot more. They're also a bigger population with billionaire owners investing bucketloads into youth academies.

2021-07-09T09:29:20+00:00

TJ-Go Force!

Roar Rookie


So you're good then?

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