Matt Cleary Columnist

Matt Cleary

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About

Member Since:
 
April 2016
Based In:
 
Allambie Heights
Favourite Sports:
AFL, Cricket, Football, League, Racing, Rugby,

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You can’t ban Muslims – who would bat three?

You can't ban Muslims - who would bat three?

2 days ago

Fraser Anning wants a ban on Muslim immigration to Australia and a return to the White Australia Policy. And I wish a virulent pox upon him.

Breaking Bad: League contracts are signed in invisible ink

Breaking Bad: League contracts are signed in invisible ink

10 Aug 2018

Being surprised and even upset that Ivan Cleary’s been approached to coach Penrith Panthers though he has two years to run on his contract with Wests Tigers is like being part of a community of swingers and upset that your partner is now attracted to someone with whom they’ve just rocked the Casbah.

Big Mal, Bowie and Tooheys Bombs: The greatest games ever seen

Big Mal, Bowie and Tooheys Bombs: The greatest games ever seen

3 Aug 2018

So I’m sitting here watching 27 replays of Korbin Sims’ elbow maybe grazing the grass before he grounded the football to score a hat-trick before half-time against the Dogs, and I’m ever convinced the double-movement law is an ass.

Origin’s great shift: How New South Wales ended Queensland’s dynasty to start an empire of their own

Origin's great shift: How New South Wales ended Queensland's dynasty to start an empire of their own

2 Aug 2018

What just happened?

“Hi Matt, it’s Greg Norman”

"Hi Matt, it's Greg Norman"

1 Aug 2018

Just as when you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dyin’ day, when you identify as a Shark Man – a Great White Shark Greg Norman Man – you’re a Shark Man for good.

How to fix refereeing? Ask a referee

How to fix refereeing? Ask a referee

27 Jul 2018

We still talking about referees? We are? This baby has more legs than a Mongolian army.