FLEM'S VERDICT: Neser's brilliant cameo leaves it all set up for Lyon to crush 'demoralised' England

By Bowlologist / Expert

Michael Neser must be thinking Test cricket is easy. You make your debut and do nothing for a day and two sessions, and then get the opportunity go out and whack the ball all over the park.

He’s a hard hitter, and we’ve seen it before, and he just went with it. It was an exhilarating knock but it also allowed him the opportunity to get comfortable in his debut Test – scoring quick runs in an important partnership.

It panned out exactly how Australia would have wanted when they won the toss on Thursday – bat until late on day two with a sizeable score in the bank, and then get the England top order in under lights. But for the lightning that brought a premature end it could have been an even worse two days for the tourists.

Neser’s innings allowed him to take momentum into the field, and it only took two balls for him to get it done.

He’s been a member of this squad for a long time; you could see the appreciation his teammates have for him in how they celebrated it with him.

(Photo by Daniel Kalisz/Getty Images)

I reckon his Queensland teammates Usman Khawaja and Mike Steketee showed Usain Bolt-type pace to get out there and celebrate with him, and the pile on from his teammates is something he’ll never forget.

The Aussies bowled full and gave themselves a chance, much fuller than England did on day one; and they were rewarded.

England were better with the ball on Friday than they had been on day one, but once again let themselves down with too many errors.

Marnus Labuschagne had four chances in his first Ashes century, including being dismissed from an Ollie Robinson no-ball. For a team that needs everything to go right to go toe-to-toe with Australia, England are really blowing it. That’s nine dropped chances and two wickets from no-balls – it’s going well beyond bad luck.

The very first nick that Australia produced was taken straight away – a Starc reminder and a stark reminder of the difference between the teams.

Ben Stokes bowled really well today when he stopped with his bouncers – his dismissal of Cameron Green gives an indication of the length he should have been concentrating on.

Robinson was the same. He bowled fuller and I think the Australians learned from that in the night session.

The way Australia stormed home in their innings might have demoralised England. They weren’t clean in the field, their bowlers were smashed and the top order batsmen spent almost two days out in the field – and it was particularly hot today – and then had to go out and face a very tricky mini-session.

They need what they didn’t get in Brisbane – a big hundred from Joe Root to save them. with handy contributions from Dawid Malan and company.

Marnus and Steve Smith struggled at times, and a century to Smith would have been nice, as he’s battled for one hundred over his last 20 innings. It wasn’t Marnus’ most fluid innings but to get your first century in an Ashes series is awesome. Along with Warner, the Aussie top order is scoring runs – something England can’t manage.

(Photo by Quinn Rooney/Getty Images)

The selection has been poor, their tactics have not worked and they’re facing an uphill battle to save the Test match and stay only 1-0 down going into the Boxing Day Test at the MCG.

I can’t see Australia not rolling right through them. That last part of the Aussies’ innings took their chances of winning away; often when teams don’t have an incentive to win, they can have rearguard action like Root and Malan did at the Gabba, but they will find it very hard to sustain.

The wicket is drier than normal, but if you bowl full enough it still nibbles, so there will be something in it for the pacemen early on Saturday.

Nathan Lyon, though, could well end up the major wicket-taker in the Test. He’s got 19 wickets here, and no other spinner has his record. He loves bowling here, he’s got a drier pitch than normal. and potentially more footmarks to bowl into as well.

The Crowd Says:

2021-12-19T13:41:21+00:00

The Late News

Roar Rookie


It's late...

2021-12-19T13:23:55+00:00

Thom Roker

Roar Guru


I was paying you a compliment.

2021-12-19T13:21:21+00:00

The Late News

Roar Rookie


Nice to be corrected by a genius.

2021-12-19T13:09:19+00:00

Thom Roker

Roar Guru


I found the quote's origin, but you paraphrased a little.

2021-12-19T13:08:04+00:00

Thom Roker

Roar Guru


Ussie's dance moves are worth the price of admission.

2021-12-19T12:57:21+00:00

Chris Love

Roar Guru


Bingo.

2021-12-18T07:47:47+00:00

Don Freo

Roar Rookie


Did we see Steve Smith drop a hard one from Malan off Richardson?

2021-12-18T04:05:28+00:00

Rowdy

Roar Rookie


Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Kate Bush, John Mellencamp, Jackson Brown, Linda Ronstadt and l can't help being madly in love with Susanna Hoffs.

2021-12-18T03:41:42+00:00

Red Rob

Roar Rookie


Then we have very similar tastes Rowdy! Post is still one of my all time fav albums, have possibly played it more than anything else. Courtney Barnett is a huge talent. Sky is the limit for her.

2021-12-18T03:08:05+00:00

DaveJ

Roar Rookie


I should correct what I said about Buttler’s first drop off Marnus down leg side - it was probably much easier than 50% for Test keepers.

2021-12-18T02:51:36+00:00

DaveJ

Roar Rookie


I wasn’t letting the Buttler drop escape scrutiny. It was one of the worst ever. Just saying if you want to discuss numbers rationally, let’s not confuse apples and oranges. If we want to give the Barmy Army a hard time, happy to use any old sh_t, but unfortunately we haven’t got anyone who’s got together to sing a decent chant.

2021-12-18T02:49:01+00:00

Republican

Guest


......symptomatic of a culture of immediacy. This is why T20 will supersede the 'glacial' Test Cricket. We want everything yesterday while quantity trumps quality. The big illusion is diversity, when in fact what we get is a glut of mediocrity perpetuated by the marketeers who indulge our insatiable consumption .

2021-12-18T02:41:46+00:00

DaveJ

Roar Rookie


Robinson’s? Just got a bit of the hand to it. Didn’t look to be much time to move or react more quickly off a hard pull shot. Maybe a Stokes or a Maxwell might have pulled something off but not most fielders in most teams. Can’t see how any of the others were very gettable. Pope’s was harder than Hazlewood’s two great catches, which I would put down as 10 percenters or less.

2021-12-18T02:38:18+00:00

Republican

Guest


Harris has failed in three innings. He should be replaced.

2021-12-18T02:31:34+00:00

Don Freo

Roar Rookie


You still support it...and your only response is to swear?

2021-12-18T02:19:37+00:00

Once Upon a Time on the Roar

Roar Guru


F-ck off you basket case.

2021-12-18T02:18:05+00:00

Don Freo

Roar Rookie


The Barmy wouldn't let us overlook it. There's no way you can let the simple Buttler drop or the 2 no-balls escape scrutiny. That alone is significant.

2021-12-18T02:07:38+00:00

Backrower

Guest


Hence my reference to last 12 months. Position 6 is first and foremost a batsman.

2021-12-18T01:57:51+00:00

Rowdy

Roar Rookie


No worries. I love to see you come out swinging. All's good.

2021-12-18T01:56:22+00:00

Rowdy

Roar Rookie


I saw him at the Kensy pub in 1977. He was singing a few Young and Dylan covers. It wasn't until "Post" came out that l remembered it was him. --------- I also like Courtney Barnett.

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