Few of us get to choose our own names as it is our parents who invariably make the choice for us, sometimes without thinking long and hard enough about it, which can too often lead to a life of explanation and embarrassment.
Fortunately, it is now relatively easy to change a name that you’re not so happy with, or even if you are just trying to avoid creditors and ex-wives.
There are countless examples of unusual and unfortunate names in life, but three of my personal favourites are the former funeral director named Ben Box, the former NSW politician Richard Face, and a dentist on the NSW South Coast with the surname of Paine.
Rugby league is also awash with players saddled with names to snigger at.
Here’s a team of players whose names may have caused them some grief in their lives. Hmmm – now that reminds me of the Newcastle premiership-winning front rower named Glenn Grief!
1. Gary Belcher
A gas of a player for Canberra, but some of his output was not always acceptable in polite company.
2. Richard Gay
Known as Dick to his friends, he was a Castleford stalwart in the 1990s. A light-hearted and carefree chap by all reports. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
3. Charlie Woodhead
He was one of the first players to represent Queensland when league kicked off all those years ago. Not known for his tactical nouse.
4. Noel Hazzard
He played for both Australia and Queensland around the time of World War Two and was considered to be a real danger both in attack and defence.
5. Johnny Bliss
His blistering pace lead to extreme happiness for both his teammates and fans.
6. Tim Pickup
He was a wonderful Australian and NSW player who always seem to know the best lines.
7. Viv Thicknesse
He was a great little NSW country half who made it all the way to an Australian jersey despite his nominal tactical limitations.
8. Wayne Kerr (captain)
He played 14 Tests for Ireland and was known as a hands-on player from his adolescent years. There was nothing better than hearing the Irish crowd chant his name. Eventually he switched to union where he really fitted in.
9. Alan Tongue
The Canberra stalwart really had a taste for the action.
10. Glenn Lazarus
This premiership winner at multiple clubs could always rise to the occasion. Is there a chance he might just make another comeback?
11. Arthur Bollard
He played in North Sydney’s very first season and also represented both NSW and Australia in 1909. Once he stood his ground in defence, there was no getting past him.
12. Jack Why
Although he was a four-time premiership winner with South Sydney in the 1920s and 1930s, there was always something questionable about him.
13. Jason Death
A versatile and grafting player, he was one of the game’s few certainties.
So there we have it. Some very interesting names that should bring a smirk to the faces of any opposition.
Can you think of any others deserving a mention?
Brett Allen
Roar Rookie
Former Wallaby Cameron Lilicrap
Sammy
Guest
Cooper Cronk: always involved in deception.
Pickett
Roar Rookie
Hope he wasn't next to Big Willie Mason.
Birdy
Roar Rookie
I wonder if Why had a relative that played baseball?
Tony
Roar Guru
A bit of fun DP :happy:
DP Schaefer
Roar Rookie
Tony, this is a classic. :laughing: :thumbup:
Hard Yards
Roar Rookie
Fantastic winning percentage,
Tim Buck 3
Roar Rookie
When he was at Canberra High School he played first grade rugby while still a junior. He was so tall he was a lineout winner. He played only three games for Saints.
Tony
Roar Guru
Glad you enjoyed it mate. A couple of great names there. I vaguely remember Carr but Whaleboat's a new one. :happy:
Glumby
Roar Rookie
Fantastic and refreshing article. Wests’ Wayne Carr played for QLD in the 1979 interstate series but injuries cruelled him. Another Wests player in the late 80s/early 90s was Tat Whaleboat.
Tony
Roar Guru
Excellent
Tony
Roar Guru
Don't know about it BD, what you say makes interesting reading. Watch this space I guess.
PeterCtheThird
Guest
There is also the South Korean pole vaulter Kim Yu-Sook, who did very well until the crowd started chanting his name. The first bit of that sentence is true.
PeterCtheThird
Guest
There was, some years ago, a Russian women’s hurdles world record holder named Irina Stepanova.
Matt
Guest
Siuatonga Likiliki
Big Daddy
Roar Rookie
Tony, the only reason I asked is somehow NSWRL have decided to form a separate board for central Coast Rugby league comprising 2 senior directors from CCRL and 2 directors from CCRL plus 3 independent directors of which 1 is a director of East's . I know East's have access to Central Coast juniors but now this means possible seniors yet 2 strongest teams from Central Coast play in Newcastle competition plus separate Central Coast competition . I would hate to think Sydney clubs are trying to take control of senior country rugby league clubs and competitions . I may be chasing shadows but someone like Wyong who make bucketloads of money being controlled by a Sydney club . They tried to buy them out some time ago but got knocked back . I not in favour of NSWRL taking control of every country rugby league competition . There are some advantages but also a lot of downside.
Tony
Roar Guru
Don't answer any questions without your lawyer
Pickett
Roar Rookie
Frank Hyde - played the first half like Jane, second half like Tarzan.
Pickett
Roar Rookie
No mate, know nothing.
Big Daddy
Roar Rookie
Pickett, your an East's man , there's just been an Easts director Brien Lambieth ? appointed to the board of a newly formed Central Coast Rugby League Community ( that's what they have called it ) . Know anything about it .