What happens when the result isn’t the most important part of a win?

By Brett McKay / Expert

Turgid. Train wreck. Rubbish. Average. Woeful. Embarrassing. Scrappy and ugly. Disgraceful. Error-riddled. A farce.

“The silliest rugby match I ever saw.”

“A good advert for any sport other than rugby.”

These are some of the descriptions used on these very pages in the aftermath of Australia’s hard-fought 23-18 win over South Africa in Brisbane on Saturday night.

Undoubtedly, and as is often the case, plenty of the commentary was over the top. I don’t keep tabs on the worst games I’ve ever seen in my lifetime, for example, and I really find it hard to believe that anyone does, despite their claim of never having seen a poorer game.

Plenty of the commentary, however – plenty of the descriptions highlighted here, even – was and is pretty hard to argue with. It was a scrappy and ugly win. It was regularly turgid, and it was error-riddled. At times it was woeful, and no doubt aspects of the review would have been embarrassing.

As far as Test match rugby spectacles go, you won’t find this one anywhere near the top shelf. You probably won’t even find it at waist-level. However you measure these things, it certainly wasn’t a great performance, from the Wallabies or the Springboks, for that matter. Even the purists might’ve had trouble with this one.

But…

If you allowed yourself as a Wallabies fan to look beyond the rugby itself, then you may well have allowed yourself a little smile of satisfaction.

Every now and again, the game itself will be the least important part of a Test match. Of any match at any level, to be fair.

The Wallabies never really looked comfortable against South Africa, and I’m still not 100 per cent sure how they managed to hold on.

Taniela Tupou of the Wallabies (second right) celebrates winning a penalty. (Photo by Jono Searle/Getty Images)

But it’s hard not to be impressed by the fact that they did. Plenty of Wallabies sides of the not-too-distant past would have conceded that try of Francois Louw’s late in the game, just as plenty of Wallabies scrums of the not-too-distant past would have buckled under the pressure of Steven Kitshoff, and buckled even further once Tendai Mtawarira replaced him.

That they didn’t do any of that spoke volumes for a second half effort that just seemed to fuel them more and more in the desperation stakes.

I made the point during the game that if anyone’s giving thought to what the Wallabies might look like after next year’s Rugby World Cup in Japan, the side on the turf in Brisbane showed us a glimpse.

There was no Dave Pocock. Israel Folau took as long as he could to prove his fitness and still ran out of time. Adam Coleman was so late a withdrawal that his replacement, Rob Simmons, had to ring Sydney Rays coach Chris Whittaker en route to Sydney Airport to explain why he wouldn’t be seeing him at Concord Oval in less than an hour.

Tatafu Polota-Nau flew back from England and lasted just 34 minutes. If he was injured and especially if he wasn’t, you have to question why with three other hookers in the squad, he was asked to undertake such a gruelling period of travel and playing in between Rugby Championship Tests.

Michael Hooper pinged the same hamstring he’d only just returned from around the same sort of timeframe, yet somehow played the game out and was still among the Wallabies most productive.

There’s really no other way to put it, but this was a win delivered not on the back of more points that the opposition, but on sheer guts, determination, and bloody hard work.

The Wallabies made as many errors as the South Africans, conceded as many turnovers, and missed as many tackles. The only stats they emerge clearly dominant in are clean breaks and offloads, with the Springboks attack managing to fire even fewer shots than the Wallabies did.

But such was the nature of the win that it would be hard to argue with keeping the same 23 for the Argentina match on the Gold Coast this Saturday night. There would definitely be an argument for Taniela Tupou starting, but the question might be answered by a lessened second-half impact; a case of weakening a strength, perhaps.

Is Bernie Foley in line for a recall? (AAP Image/Dave Hunt)

Michael Cheika’s admission that he wanted to “give [Kurtley Beale] a bit of time to have a go at [flyhalf] – he didn’t have to break any records on day one,” is as instructive as it is curious as to the role Bernard Foley is supposed to play when he comes off the bench. It was hard to see what impact Foley had, which isn’t actually a criticism of the player himself; some players are just better starters than they are finishers.

Matt Toomua endured the same schedule as Polota-Nau, yet was certainly among the Wallabies’ best. His five from six off the kicking tee was perhaps the biggest surprise of the match, particularly given both Beale and Reece Hodge have kicked a lot more than Toomua, even just in 2018. But his presence in midfield was crucial, and the combination with Beale can only get better for the run.

Will Genia feeds the scrum (AAP Image/Dan Peled)

This has been exactly the sort of left-field thinking – a plan B, if you will – that so many of us have been asking of the Wallabies coach for some time, and there’s an intriguing element of ‘what’s next?’ about the Wallabies going into this week’s match.

They weren’t great against South Africa, yet earned themselves a great win in the context of this campaign.

By any measure, the match raised more questions than it answered. But the method in attaining the result, and the possibilities those questions raise stand out as so much more important than the four Rugby Championship points gained from the win.

The Crowd Says:

2018-09-14T01:57:28+00:00

Neil Back

Roar Rookie


Nope. I didn't. But I'm predicting an Argie win despite their shocking record here.

2018-09-13T04:15:10+00:00

Neil Back

Roar Rookie


Nope

2018-09-12T09:26:30+00:00

Mambo

Roar Rookie


A late response, but that game defined the category for me.

AUTHOR

2018-09-12T03:09:55+00:00

Brett McKay

Expert


Your comment was actually the first I saw mate, and which I will admit made me snort with laughter a bit!

2018-09-12T02:00:51+00:00

Pinetree

Roar Rookie


Yeah Ralph, it is like being caught speeding, and telling the police "others were speeding too, why should I get a ticket?"

2018-09-11T23:23:43+00:00

Ralph

Roar Guru


1. Back your accusations with facts Akari, otherwise your just slandering the man. Saying it is a 'fact' is not evidence. 2. No ref can see everything all the time. It's fair to call everything you see. 3. "Some other guy did it", it not a defence in any court of law, is no excuse for you breaking the law and is not a valid defence in this instance.

2018-09-11T14:13:24+00:00

Sgt Pepperoni

Roar Rookie


And of course to attack the set piece i.e. the Ireland game plan

2018-09-11T14:04:19+00:00

Sgt Pepperoni

Roar Rookie


What is the best style to overcome the argies? Did the all black game plan play into their style? Even if they did win by twenty points? I would have thought avoiding kicking to the back three and playing ball retention through the middle would be the ideal way to shut down the argie counter attack i.e. the Ireland game plan. Don't think the wallabies have the skills to execute without offering a smorgasbord of tasty turnover opportunities

2018-09-11T13:57:35+00:00

Sgt Pepperoni

Roar Rookie


There was a photo used for one of these articles with Cheika sitting between Hooper and Pocock and I thought to myself that actually the perfect foil to the Pooper would be Cheika himself. Aggressive ball runner and an option in the lineout adding mongrel to the pack. Maybe that's why he likes the combo so much? All that aside... Cheika is not a great selector but you have to agree that his selection scope is quite broad. Doesn't seem to matter where they're playing, he gets his man into wallaby gold. Giteau, Mitchell, Big Kev, Douglas and now Toomua. The best example has to be Samu. Surely there's nobody on here who saw that one coming. If only he could pick up the rest of the wallaby fantasy offshore side things might turn around very quickly

2018-09-11T13:55:40+00:00

Harry Jones

Expert


Ha ha, Laidlaw! You quoted me (silliest match ever). I am penitent. I should have noted: an ugly win is the best kind of win. On to Wellington for me. I get the feeling it'll either be a real hiding (57-0 or more) or a squeaker (10-14 or 14-12 territory).

2018-09-11T12:59:52+00:00

jeznez

Roar Guru


Len, Simmons does a lot of things very well. In facets such as the set piece I think he is the best in the country. However, I think he falls off too many cleanouts and that is why I have the other three (and indeed Tui, and if he came back in the shape he is now, probably Skelton) ahead of him.

2018-09-11T12:58:02+00:00

jeznez

Roar Guru


Cheers Ed - we are on the same page then, although to be fair, I am not that fussed which way round those three play.

2018-09-11T12:09:39+00:00

Kirky

Roar Rookie


Moaman! It's very simple really if the Wallabies trot out the same 23 as the other day against the Bok's, there's big chance they'll lose because they were very lucky indeed to get over the line last game and the Puma's are no pushovers judging by their last outing, they gave the All Blacks a good run for sure! The Bok's and the Wallabies were about as ordinary as each other last weekend so the Aussie's will have to lift their game a hell of a lot if they are to have any chance at all.

2018-09-11T11:10:24+00:00

Stu

Roar Rookie


And after all these years of Beale being terrible at it, why would he magically sort it out now? Honest question.

2018-09-11T11:04:17+00:00

The Neutral View From Sweden

Roar Guru


Great to hear that more and more fans agree on this. As said before, Kiwi fans deserve to see their AB's lifting the silverware and celebrate with the fans after the last round. And even if the chances are slim, the odds are better for an AB's loss when they play away, so they might even be forced to win the last two home Test to secure the title, and that will create some spark and buzz.

2018-09-11T09:48:26+00:00

Buk

Guest


Lets try a few facts about he 2018 US Open: Madison Keys was called for a coaching violation during her upset of fourth seed Angelique Kerber. 14 men and 4 other women were penalised for racquet abuse. Williams had a rant where she said “How dare you insinuate that I was cheating,” “You owe me an apology. For you to attack my character is something wrong. You are a liar.” Ramos made some quiet response that I could not pick up to which Williams replied to Ramos, “Don’t speak to me,”. So Ramos seemed to just leave it at that and said nothing, looking elsewhere. But after several few moments when it looked like that was that, she started up again “You stole a point from me. You’re a thief too.” So he was meant to shut up, while she was supposedly free to rant & make accusations of him being a thief? And veiled threats like 'you'll never referee any of my games again' ?

2018-09-11T09:47:41+00:00

Gepetto

Roar Rookie


The players voted Simmons and Arnold as the best locks. The decision as which locks should start should not be based on who plays like Coleman. Tackles, scrummaging, ruck involvements, line-out skill, run-metres, ball retention and fitness come into play. Simmons is fit and has experience and he played for the Australian team that topped the Conference. The Tahs were shit last year without him.

AUTHOR

2018-09-11T09:38:28+00:00

Brett McKay

Expert


Out of curiosity, Mambo, which game from which sport did that game in Brisbane 10 years ago replace as your "ugliest game of any sport" you have seen?

AUTHOR

2018-09-11T09:36:02+00:00

Brett McKay

Expert


Another comment that could've saved me 900 words if made 24 hours earlier!! Well put, Paul...

AUTHOR

2018-09-11T09:34:00+00:00

Brett McKay

Expert


No, Jacko, and that's entirely my point. The conjecture was put that the ABs don't make excuses like losing players, but until the situations are ever mirrored, it's just one of those pointless comments that can't possibly be proved or disproved...

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