An innocent man wronged by the system? Or a criminal deserving of a life sentence for a switch-hit at training in 2015?
The Crimes Against Glenn Maxwell – an explosive 12-year made-for-reality series – is a saga described by critics as so layered, so corrupt and so sordid, it must involve either sex or a parody account.
Maxwell’s plight has paralysed water coolers and courtrooms across Australia like no other, vexing everyone with the million-dollar question – could they seriously bat him below the second seamer?
Is he oppressed by grand-scale collaboration? Or has he courted punitive action by goofing-off in the nets, because the only place for comedy is team photos or the batting order?
Documenting the Victorian’s journey from undeniable state prodigy back to undeniable state prodigy, the series showcases the persecution of a man statistically exonerated by every calculator in the land.
Sentenced by a bureaucratic agenda to rot for life in the 12th man’s vest, Maxwell’s story mirrors other alleged victims of the justice system like Steven Avery and Chadd Sayers, just without the heinous crimes of murder and timid outswing.
A humble, hard-working southerner with a 360 range, Maxwell grew up with the dream of all young Australians: to play Test cricket while curating a generous property portfolio from T20.
While no angel in his early years – sustaining charges for a series of petty crimes including reverse sweeping as a ‘sighter’ – Maxwell overcame his impulsive urges to eventually fulfil his dream of playing for his country.
But after earning a galactic rise and a fruitful relationship with selectors, his career took a diabolical turn.
High-ranking figures became inexplicably soured by Maxwell’s name, and he was eventually banished from the national set-up for the convenient-yet-unspeakable crime of skylarking in the nets. It was later proven to be David Warner chasing a mynah bird.
But after serving his time and carrying out vague parole conditions such as “training smarter”, Maxwell again found himself on trial for a crime he did not commit.
Gleefully claiming they had finally landed their big fish, administrators could punish Maxwell again after constructing manipulated evidence proving he couldn’t bat because he gave himself a nickname.
After convincing themselves “The Big Show” moniker was self-appointed by Maxwell, the all-rounder was charged without right of reply. No on-air tapes of James Brayshaw have ever been found since.
Despite achieving the tenuous conviction, authorities continue to taunt Maxwell in perjury, scalding him for ignoring instructions by failing to score runs while not playing matches.
Will he be forever destined to serve a life sentence in pathways, second XI’s and deep in the order?
Download the Maxwell story along with other stories of cruel and unjust punishments in Australian cricket, such as The Curious Case of Aaron Finch Opening and The Expanded Big Bash.
Muttley
Roar Rookie
Greg Chappell was a very good player but it is common knowledge he and Hohns are both creeps as blokes. Langer strikes me as thick as a box of hammers and will always go along with the consenus/majority of view of his bosses.
Muttley
Roar Rookie
Great article. Just an absolute disgrace the way this bloke has been treated. Self appointed 'Bloke Police' Trevor Hohns, Greg Chappell and Justin Langer are truly the criminals.
JuBe
Guest
Has Pobje retired hurt? I'm not a Maxwell fan, but I think he has been hard done by.
Pope Paul VII
Roar Rookie
Outstanding Dane. Too funny and too true.
Rob
Guest
That’s a great article Dean. Thanks for the laughs. Disturbing thing is much of it’s close to the truth.
jameswm
Roar Guru
Head is not in the ODI squad, but IS in the test squad.
jameswm
Roar Guru
Head is in the test squad.
Spanner
Roar Rookie
Just to clarify Roarers, Head has been omitted from the ODI squad after being a fixture. Is he on the slippery slide for all formats is the question I pose ?
JohnB
Roar Rookie
Matt H may have been referring to Travis Head, in which case he's correct, although rather depressingly not getting into the conspiracy theory mindset. Glenn Maxwell and his selection travails on the other hand rather lend themselves to these sort of speculations.
Dane Eldridge
Expert
Great idea, Paul. Then once the series sweep is complete, time for a mini-series celebrating his rise. If it's good for The Don, its' good for Glenn.
Paul
Roar Guru
Your take could make a realy good interactive stage play Dane, where the audience gets to cheer along with the herp, Maxwell, while throwing fruit and eggs at the villians, the selectors. There'd need to be a final twist in the plot though - like the selectors finally seeing the light and selecting him for the Ashes where he single handedly wins the series 5 - nil.
Dane Eldridge
Expert
He was overlooked again, Matt. According to Trevor Hohns, he only wants to play white ball cricket. Jesus wept
Matt H
Roar Guru
Didn't he still get selected for the Sri Lankan series?
Dane Eldridge
Expert
Its a sad story, Graeme. The trajectory is so predictable. Earmarked - fast-tracked - fallout with Michael Clarke - become County/Bangladesh PL stalwart
JamesH
Roar Guru
Low bar.
Graeme Combe
Guest
Good article once again Dane. I have a bad feeling Travis Head is about to be treated in the same manner as Maxwell. After looking a rising star earlier this season he now appears to be out of favour, albeit after a couple of very soft test dismissals. We shall follow his case with interest - but it appears that some get away with it and some are destined to pay for the rest of their careers !
Dane Eldridge
Expert
Much appreciated bigbaz - although topping selectors' logic could also be achieved by a car tyre
bigbaz
Roar Guru
You make much more sense than the selectors.