'Who are these blokes?' Hopefully, Will Swanton now knows a few World Cup-bound Socceroos

By Stuart Thomas / Expert

When unlikely hero Andrew Redmayne saved Peru’s sixth penalty on Tuesday morning, just before 7am on the eastern seaboard of Australia, my hands were visibly trembling.

I am certain many others around the country were living the exact same experience, as the Socceroos added yet another moment into Australian football folklore, with their penalty shootout win and World Cup qualification.

In a match where the Australians may well have claimed superiority across the first 90 minutes and with Peru perhaps more dangerous in the 30 extra that were played, the unforgiving pressure of the shootout format loomed as the most likely means by which the Socceroos fate would be decided

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Let’s face it, as fans watching and knowing Socceroo history all too well, it was never going to be any other way.
The shootout played out with all the expected drama and tension, with Australia falling behind early before drawing level midway and securing the historic win with Redmayne’s save of the last kick of the game.

Socceroo fans kicked coffee tables all around the country when Martin Boyle’s opening effort was saved, leaped in the air when Luis Advincula found the woodwork five penalties later and woke neighbouring families when Alex Valera could not beat the Aussie shot-stopper at the death.

Stacked in and around those moments were solid and professional spot kicks from Aaron Mooy, Craig Goodwin, Ajdin Hrustic, Jamie Maclaren and Awer Mabil, men now destined to carry a treasured memory for life, no matter the results Australia achieves in Qatar.

It was as tense a scene as we have seen in Australian football since the moment John Aloisi sent the Socceroos through to their first World Cup in 32 years, when he too converted a spot kick against South American opposition in 2005.

There will be ample commentary around the win and the significance of the successful campaign; with things appearing far rosier now than they would have if fortune had favoured Peru.

However, there will be the odd scribe quick to point out that in their opinion, neither the Socceroos nor Peru were particularly impressive and are destined to make up the numbers in Group D later this year.

One such scribe may well be the Australian’s Will Swanton, who produced one of the most off-the-mark and publicly unappreciated sporting pieces in living memory, after the Socceroos edged their way past UAE to earn the right to tackle Peru.

Openly admitting to not really watching that closely, nor seemingly caring a great deal about the result of Socceroo matches, Swanton appeared to take great delight in ridiculing the team by asking, “Who are these blokes?”, something I guess many people would ask of a group of men whom they choose not to follow particularly closely.

It seems that without names like Tim Cahill, Mark Viduka and Harry Kewell, it is a little tricky for Australian sports fans like Swanton to even recognise a Socceroo player, or be aware of his skill and achievements.

Well let’s hope Swanton was watching and that he now has a better appreciation of who these “blokes” are.

They are, in fact, a group of men bound to return to Qatar in a few months’ time, proudly wearing one of the most famous and historical shirts in Australian sport.

(Photo by Matthew Ashton – AMA/Getty Images)

They are a collection of professionals from right around the globe who enjoyed home advantage on just four occasions throughout the qualification campaign; men who clocked up endless kilometres to patriotically represent their country and players for whom thousands of Australians rose at godforsaken hours to support.

Sure, they probably owe us an apology after putting us through the ringer again, yet as Australian football continues to evolve towards an eventual position of financial security and broader public support, the Socceroos conjure the idea of the Aussie battler so accurately.

Despite all their limitations, weaknesses and the awkward moments that people like Swanton pounce upon to allude to what some perceive as Australian football’s backwater status, the Socceroos continue to do us all proud.

They masterfully held their nerve against Peru, won against the odds and will need to do the same against France, Demark and Tunisia in Qatar this summer; with navigation to the knock-out phase of the tournament looking as challenging as ever.

But for now, it is time to celebrate and an opportunity for people like Swanton to learn a little more about our players. After all, he will hopefully be cheering them on in the World Cup.

The Crowd Says:

2022-06-16T10:28:38+00:00

Anthony Ferguson

Guest


Who's Will Swanton?

2022-06-16T07:24:40+00:00

Brepen

Roar Rookie


Yep good point, Rugby profile even lower too.

2022-06-16T02:15:10+00:00

chris

Guest


So if the Wallabies make a WC final - will the headlines read "but who are these blokes"? What are the odds? Zilch.

2022-06-16T01:18:32+00:00

Football is Life

Roar Rookie


Stu the difference is we'll have a wad of cash that we didnt have before, thanks to the Womens world cup, we can afford to do stuff. At the moment, the game is running on the smell of an oily rag.

2022-06-15T23:26:37+00:00

stu

Guest


FIL....I don't think you have provided a sensible response to the question I asked. Your response is a call to arms. That same approach we have heard time and time again over the years. The facts indicate that those kids growing up a decade ago during the helcian days of the a-league are not attending or watching the games. The 'media' in general will report on what the public want to hear as that demand sells papers and viewing time, it is simply not happening and therefore the attention needs to be with how the game markets the product th provide value for the public to show interest. We should be advancing beyond the emotional outcry and start using our smarts.

2022-06-15T10:25:20+00:00

Brepen

Roar Rookie


I didn’t read the article so got no idea of content, but wouldn’t this team be the lowest profile Socceroos that we have had to ever make it to a World Cup, and maybe the headline did have a point.

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2022-06-15T07:07:30+00:00

Stuart Thomas

Expert


Could you point out exactly where I called Will Swanton stupid. I'll wait.

2022-06-15T06:51:10+00:00

Aiden

Guest


Park bus, park bus, go all out. 5 points.

2022-06-15T03:39:45+00:00

Football is Life

Roar Rookie


Chris when you are passionate about the game, you are passionate about the game. I want to always respect opinion and those around me. But i will be honest in saying that I suffer fools lightly. Strategic thinking, investigation and realistic and contextual comment are high on my list of priorities. Thanks mate and just look after yourself, Covid is freakin' evil

2022-06-15T01:04:28+00:00

stu

Guest


Stuart....as an observation, you have compiled opinion pieces here that have highlighted social and political views. That is, to denounce one side in favour of another side or ideology. From your contribution here it highlights the hypocrisy that exists on opinion pieces. I am not supporting either side here, but I think the observation has merit.

2022-06-14T22:25:47+00:00

Adam

Roar Guru


I'm only early 30s so I might have missed the whole sissy and wog thing. I grew up playing football (soccer) and never copped any of the vitriol that you describe, but I can admit that naivety probably plays a part in that...

2022-06-14T22:22:17+00:00

Adam

Roar Guru


Personally I want them to idolise whomever they choose. I’m fortunate, I grew up playing rugby union in Tasmania so my immediate response is guys like Adam Coleman (Tasmanian Wallaby player). Though down here in Tasmania the three out of four of the major footy codes don’t get any newspaper inches. While I’m not trying to be competitive I think you’d be surprised how little the media cares for most of the footy codes when the chips actually fall Edit: I wear a size 12 so perhaps I’ve never worried about my masculinity and how that translates to what sports I watch?

2022-06-14T18:53:01+00:00

NoMates

Roar Rookie


New Zealand 0-1 down but the better team with a goal disallowed. Cum on kiwis!

2022-06-14T12:20:40+00:00

Megeng

Roar Rookie


France, Denmark and Tunisia. How to get out of the pool phase for once? This will take a lot of thinking

2022-06-14T12:19:11+00:00

Nick

Roar Guru


So, you've no issue calling the other author stupid, but you take grave offence to your opinions being called stupid yourself? Just wow.

2022-06-14T12:06:05+00:00

Grem

Roar Rookie


I look forward to going on the AFL tab and joining in the revelry when Australia makes the AFL World Cup.

2022-06-14T12:03:15+00:00

Grem

Roar Rookie


We've qualified for the World Cup in November 2022. Our Matildas will play a home World Cup in 2023. Can it get any better? What about when our U23s are crowned as champions of Asia in a week or so. Perhaps Will will learn a few names and how talented they are very soon!

2022-06-14T11:43:27+00:00

Ben

Guest


When have I shown disdain?

2022-06-14T11:41:16+00:00

chris

Guest


Glad you're ok FIL. And you haven't lost your fire!

2022-06-14T11:31:54+00:00

chris

Guest


It's amazing how often that happens! At least you didn't get your stomach churned for 3 hours : )

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