Just a jersey or a reason for Wallabies hope at Twickenham?

By Will Knight / Expert

It was deep into injury time, after digging deep mentally for 80 minutes, when the penny dropped as to why the Wallabies will beat England at Twickenham this weekend.

You may call it tenuous, but the statistics don’t lie.

The jersey. The Indigenous jersey the Wallabies will wear in their last Test match of 2018.

Undefeated! That’s it – a 100 per cent strike rate. Worn once, admittedly. But nonetheless, one from one, baby! And it was against the (once) all-conquering All Blacks. Only last year.

Depressingly, that’s just about the only reason that can be conjured up when mulling whether Australia have a slither of hope in London.

We all know the form lines, with the most dire for Michael Cheika’s men probably being this: a ninth loss from 13 Tests this year would make it the Wallabies’ worst season since 1958.

Should they lose on Sunday, they will also become the first Wallabies team to suffer six consecutive losses to England in the 109-year history between the two countries.

Michael Lynagh labelled the Wallabies “stale” and “predictable”. Simon Poidevin believes the forwards should be “seriously embarrassed” by recent showings.

Bob Dwyer was just as emphatic, saying the Wallabies haven’t “got the strength or pace or agility or skill to construct any form of game that would give us a win”.

Dwyer’s assessment is hard to argue against. Australia have drifted to a level of mediocrity since the 2015 World Cup final that means it’s just about unfathomable to think the Wallabies can go with England at Twickenham.

There’s no facet of the game in which the Wallabies could be conceived as matching it with the Poms, let alone being dominant.

Simply, they look very little chance of going around them or through them, and little chance of keeping their bruising forward pack at bay.

Australia will wear their Indigenous jersey against England in the final Spring Tour match. (AFP PHOTO / WILLIAM WEST)

Even over the last three years amid the Wallabies’ slide, there would be something to cling to that may offer hope of victory at Twickenham.

It would go something like this: if the Wallabies scrum can enjoy parity and territory is fairly even, then hopefully Will Genia, Kurtley Beale and Israel Folau can light up the backline and edge home against England’s inevitable six-or-so penalty goals.

But the Wallabies forwards are getting bullied and the backline can’t get much going either.
It’s got to the point where even if something clicks emotionally for the Wallabies and they go up a few gears physically – as they did in that Bledisloe game three upset last year in the Indigenous jersey debut – then it still won’t be enough.

The gulf between the two sides in terms of strength, execution and skill seem to have grown and seem too large to bridge this time around.

This gloomy outlook is symptomatic of following the fortunes of a side that is in a rut that seems to get deeper and deeper with each Test match. Personnel changes should be made, otherwise this mediocrity is being too readily endorsed.

A backline shuffle would be a start. What about this? Genia at No.9, Matt Toomua at five-eighth, Samu Kerevi at inside centre, Adam Ashley-Cooper at outside centre, Beale at fullback and on the wings Folau and Dane Haylett-Petty.

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Anything else to spur the Wallabies on? It’s Genia’s 100th Wallabies Test. Genia points out that the Wallabies have only conceded 16 points over the last fortnight.

Also, it’s 235 days until the Wallabies’ next Test match, so the incentive is there to bag a big scalp at Twickenham and take a bit of the bleakness away leading into a World Cup year.

Otherwise, negativity will be rife following another loss.

But maybe it’s about the jersey.

The Wallabies have certainly had time to dwell on the significance of the Indigenous jersey, with a giant version of the jersey laying on the grass outside their London hotel this week.

To me, the Indigenous jersey looks brilliant but more importantly, I love what it represents – a link to Australia’s Indigenous history that should be highlighted and proudly celebrated.

Last month, Beale was adamant that the jersey – with distinctive Aboriginal drawings adorning the shoulders and bottom section – inspired the Wallabies.

“I know it (the Indigenous jersey) can galvanise the group leading up to a big game, I certainly felt that last year (against the All Blacks),” Beale said before the Wallabies departed for their northern hemisphere tour.

“By wearing the jersey it brought us together, even tighter, and we got the job done.”
For Beale, it’s clear that his Aboriginal heritage is central to his character. But to think that a jersey and its symbolism could inspire his Wallabies teammates at Twickenham on the weekend, some may roll their eyes and dismiss Beale’s views as just a few hollow clichés.

But given the gap in belief and form between the two sides at the moment, if the Wallabies can replicate their emotive win in the jersey last year and stun the Poms at home, then the jersey effect – even with a very small sample size – might be tough to dismiss.

The Crowd Says:

2018-11-24T03:34:38+00:00

Cliff Bishkek

Roar Rookie


Great story and I had read a similar story before on Ramalli. Great rugby player and great man.

2018-11-24T02:08:43+00:00

sione

Roar Rookie


AB supporter here. I was in England for the last World Cup and the day after Cheika's team (with Bernie having a blinder) dumped The Red Rose out of their home tournament there were English jerseys being given away to homeless people by the hundreds. I predict the same scenario the day following this game.

2018-11-23T20:31:27+00:00

E-Meter

Roar Rookie


Oh blow it out your orse Bull

2018-11-23T20:13:19+00:00

Oblonsky‘s Other Pun

Roar Guru


Incredible that you picked the sin thing, good guess!

2018-11-23T20:12:40+00:00

Oblonsky‘s Other Pun

Roar Guru


How does the Indigenous jersey not represent all Australians?

2018-11-23T16:16:42+00:00

Dean

Guest


It is literally a sad indictment on our national team. They will not win! They will not even compete at a competitive level! Yet, we will still be sold the same old crap about effort, trained well, can’t understand it, we were close, silly errors, too many turnovers etc, et al. I truly wish and hope that they win, unfortunately those things are emotional and are easily defeated with hunger, skill and effort.

2018-11-23T16:08:18+00:00

Dean

Guest


It would have been bloody marvelous if one of our mob valued it more than a bit of lady action. I’m devastated.

2018-11-23T13:45:17+00:00

Kiwikrs

Guest


Canary Yellow? That's Australian gold my friend and don't you f$#king forget it. Canary Yellow indeed...

2018-11-23T13:20:58+00:00

ClassAct

Guest


Fair play Sean Bates Wearing the jersey for one test per year is adequate and entirely appropriate. The point I was making was more to do with the irrelevance of making it the default jersey and the fact that it’s not terribly easy on the eye in any case. Comments are now closed.

2018-11-23T12:08:35+00:00

coldturkey

Roar Rookie


It certainly can't be because he has been making any disparaging remarks about a female.

2018-11-23T10:44:25+00:00

gatesy

Roar Guru


I'm not usually gutted for anyone, but I feel for Kurtley. Only the second time we have played in the indigenous jersey. He's the only indigenous player in the whole squad. The Ellas got to have their photos taken in the jersey, but not Kurtley. He must be absolutely gutted...! I suspect an act of bastardry at work here. What else could it be? Has he committed some sin on tour that we don't know about? He has taken it like a man and that is only to be expected with his training rooted in the best traditions of Marcellin Champagnat! Feel for you, mate.

2018-11-23T09:44:44+00:00

Sean Bates

Guest


Why does wanting to recognise the indigenous community make you part of a 'PC Brigade'? If anything your comments highlights a good reason to try and strengthen the link between the Wallabies and that community; they're supposed to be a national team, and represent every part of the country. Wearing a jersey once a year doesn't seem like to bigger sacrifice.

2018-11-23T09:30:15+00:00

Brian

Roar Rookie


Why the Australian management didn't clarify Beale's selection before deciding to use the indigenous jersey for this test match (as only 14 indigenous players have played for the Wallabies) is not unfortunate as some people suggest but a sign of the total lack of professionalism in Australian rugby. They could have easily made the decision of which jersey to wear after selection the team. This is just another sign of the embedded issues Australian rugby faces. As everyone else moves forward we seem to take one step forward and two steps back.

2018-11-23T09:15:16+00:00

ClassAct

Guest


For the wildly ignorant PC brigade - 14 Indigenous players have worn the Wallabies jersey. I stand corrected, you can count them on 3 hands rather than 2 ???? Maybe we should call them the ‘Boomerangs’ ????????

2018-11-23T08:31:34+00:00

elvis

Roar Rookie


Canary yellow?

2018-11-23T08:22:53+00:00

FunBus

Roar Rookie


Sorry, Melburnian, for some reason my ‘smiley faces’ are coming up as question marks.

2018-11-23T08:21:25+00:00

FunBus

Roar Rookie


????????

2018-11-23T07:21:52+00:00

Redsfan1

Guest


I'd say its more unfortunate he has been playing so badly to warrant being dropped.

2018-11-23T06:20:38+00:00

Oblonsky‘s Other Pun

Roar Guru


Lots of colour blind designers in Australia it seems. The Indigenous jersey is class. I wish we wore it every match.

2018-11-23T05:16:18+00:00

Melburnian

Roar Pro


"slither of hope"? So looking for wet conditions and diving for the line early to score? ???? C'mon Wallabies.

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