Dennis Cometti: Australia's greatest commentator

By Unknown / Roar Rookie

Sports broadcasting is a tough gig but no one has ever captivated an audience quite like the great Dennis Cometti.

Dennis was inducted into the AFL’s Hall of Fame last night and its quite a fitting tribute for one of Australia’s most iconic broadcasters.

Cometti created a cult following through his creative and quirky one liners which enthralled many sports fans around Australia.

Some of his finest one liners like “he came up behind him like a librarian” and “centimetre perfect” have become house hold phrases, and will stand the test of time.

In addition to his one liners, Dennis also has the ability to use the perfect words when describing the great moments, even under immense pressure.

With thousands listening on his every word, Cometti always finds a way to capture the moment and entertain the audience.

But for Cometti, commentary was never on the radar until he got to his early twenties. Growing up in Perth Dennis was a talented footballer playing for West Perth and also venturing down to Victoria where he spent time at Footscray in 1971.

However, never played a senior VFL match due to injury. During his playing days, Dennis also worked as a disc jockey playing the top 40 music hits for radio station 6KY.

At the conclusion his playing career Cometti broke into the coaching ranks, having some success coaching locally back in Western Australia, which saw him spending time as head coach for West Perth.

Cometti’s football commentary career began by chance however in 1971 when he filled in and called a state game between Western Australia and Victoria for radio station 3KZ alongside Ian Major after the station was short of a commentator.

This short stint was followed by a decorated sports broadcasting career and not long after, Dennis would join the ABC in 1972 as a sports commentator.

Inductee Dennis Cometti poses during the Sport Australia Hall of Fame 35th Induction and Awards Gala Dinner at the Palladium at Crown in Melbourne, Thursday, October 10, 2019. (AAP Image/Michael Dodge)

Spending a number of years at the ABC Cometti then joined Channel Seven in 1986 where he worked alongside the likes of Peter Landy, Drew Morphet, Bruce McAvaney, Bob Skilton and a range of other commentators made up of both ex-players and also broadcasters.

Dennis also spent time at channel Nine during 2002 and 2006 before switching back to seven calling alongside Bruce McAvaney.

Dennis however didn’t just ply his trade with football. He called Test cricket at the ABC alongside the legendary Alan McGilvray and was the soundtrack to many spine-tingling moments at the Olympic Games where he perfectly and stunningly called Kieren Perkins and also Susie O’Neill’s gold medal victories.

Cometti’s Olympic calling has been just as memorable and elegantly crafted as his football commentary has been. Focusing on swimming at the Olympics, Dennis called some of Australia’s greatest ever Olympic moments where he earned much praise from fellow broadcasters and the Australian sporting public.

Dennis retired from working in television in 2016 ending his famous partnership with great mate and fellow legendary broadcaster Bruce McAvaney. However, Cometti can still be heard on radio via Triple M where he calls AFL games in Perth alongside his son Mark who has also taken up an interest in the industry.

What makes Dennis so good though? Why do Australians love him?

Well, it’s his golden voice. Dennis’ voice is unique and has great sentimental value for many Aussies.

It’s also his quick thinking and wit that really makes him stand out. You’d have to be a genius to come up with some of the one liners Dennis has come up with.

His timing, professionalism and deep knowledge of football have seen him excel in all areas to become one of Australia’s greatest ever commentators.

Dennis Cometti’s AFL Hall of Fame induction is tremendously deserved and is fantastic recognition for the large body of work Dennis has given to the great game of Aussie rules and Australian sport in general.

The Crowd Says:

2020-06-08T05:08:11+00:00

Raimond

Roar Guru


It was weird to have Dennis & BT both calling for 7 simultaneously. Both ends of the spectrum.

2020-06-08T04:10:55+00:00

Peter the Scribe

Roar Guru


Yes I remember thinking this could be our day when Riewoldt tried to kick it out of the G and cost a goal .

2020-06-08T04:04:27+00:00

Rowdy

Roar Rookie


That smother was centimetre perfect. Riewoldt was showboating. If he had Daicossed the ball it would’ve been a goal!

2020-06-07T23:41:03+00:00

shifty

Roar Rookie


Maybe, maybe not but I'm sure as the joke progressed the lines became more difficult.

2020-06-07T20:13:11+00:00

Rowdy

Roar Rookie


It always felt like one swimmer was about to tackle another swimmer 10 short of the line with him.

2020-06-07T18:41:02+00:00

Jwoody74

Roar Rookie


Ahh you might be right mate. I was sure I heard it was his kids but could well be wrong.

2020-06-07T00:00:39+00:00

Micko

Roar Rookie


You're right shifty: it was the radio station who gave him those lines. They weren't obscure song lines though.

2020-06-06T23:54:32+00:00

shifty

Roar Rookie


Was it his kids or 96fm? I know that on his weekly radio tipping spot the morning announcers would give him obscure song lines to insert into the commentary.

2020-06-06T15:03:43+00:00

Micko

Roar Rookie


He had so many great quips and quotes! :happy:

2020-06-06T14:53:01+00:00

Lukey Miller

Guest


He was Australia's only world class sports commentator in my time. AFL was lucky to have him call their games. The present AFL commentators are mostly not professional sports broadcasters, although they do get paid well to do what they do. Besides the lack of training, skill and performance, it is the bias in their commentary that is the clear give-away. It would be great if Dennis could mentor and train a few professional sports broadcasters - preferably not any ex-players.

2020-06-06T04:43:00+00:00

Simoc

Guest


The best ever for me along with the Englishman Henry Blofeld, who used to traverse to another planet when the cricket got boring, and tell stories which had you forgetting the cricket. I first heard Dennis commentating cricket and he was superb. While he got the fame doing AFL I doubt if it means one iota to him. I have had lunch with him and I'm pretty sure he just works in the moment all the time apart from the preparation. It is a hard act to follow.

2020-06-05T10:54:11+00:00

Jwoody74

Roar Rookie


Joke sorry not job.

2020-06-05T08:31:44+00:00

Peter the Scribe

Roar Guru


My favourite, the Heath Shaw smother, “he came up behind him like a librarian....” https://youtu.be/OJ8jU7zgUVE

2020-06-05T07:58:58+00:00

Naughty's Headband

Roar Rookie


Martin Tyler, Murray Walker. There’s been some good ones.

2020-06-05T07:10:06+00:00

Jwoody74

Roar Rookie


His kids used to give him obscure songs where he would have to try and work a line into if the opportunity presented itself as a kind of family job. Brilliant commentator.

2020-06-05T06:12:53+00:00

Floyd Calhoun

Guest


Nobody could say “Malaxos” quite the way Dennis did.

2020-06-05T05:00:55+00:00

justin

Roar Rookie


Yze (as in Adem Yze) "bad scrabble hand - great footballer" "schwass to smith to stevens, its like reading a phone book"

2020-06-05T04:07:02+00:00

JGK

Roar Guru


My earliest memory of him was as a cricket commentator on the ABC. I much was younger then so maybe missed them but I don't recall him sprinkling the little commentary gems around like he did for AFL. But his voice was unmistakeable.

2020-06-05T03:11:52+00:00

Micko

Roar Rookie


Surprisingly I can't remember Cometti calling Kieran Perkins' swim, but I can remember Ray Warren (rugby league commentator) doing swimming commentary.

2020-06-05T03:03:53+00:00

Rowdy

Roar Rookie


Was that a reference to Libber gouging people's eyes?

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