After the first Test finished in a boring draw, the second Test between Pakistan and Australia showed the variety of the longest form of the game, finishing this time in an interesting draw. Progress!
Here’s the report card for the second Test.
Perhaps sensing that he hadn’t completely secured his spot in Australia’s Test line-up, Alex Carey decided to endear himself to his teammates with some impromptu slapstick comedy.
Upon arrival at the team hotel, he proceeded to stumble awkwardly into the swimming pool, much to the delight of both team mates and media outlets around the world looking for some viral content.
It was good stuff from Carey, whose humorous antics have surely seen him kick clear of Josh Inglis as first-choice Test keeper. You can’t axe somebody who has made you laugh so hard. That’s a known fact. Why do you think Adam Gilchrist had such big ears?
But Inglis has not given up. Rumour has it that he’s working on a tight five that will have the entire Australian squad slapping their knees and guffawing loudly.
“Did you see Alex Carey fall into the pool the other day?” the routine begins. “More like Alex Carelessly, amirite?” (Pause for laughter.) “But seriously, guys, who does he think he is, Matthew Wade?”
And so on and so forth.
Still quite a way to go for Josh, one would think.
Australia won the toss and chose to bat. Everybody settled in for a couple of days of run scoring as per the first Test.
Or, as it turned out even longer than that, as captain Pat Cummins drove commentators and social media grumblers alike completely insane with his refusal to declare late on the second day.
As the day inched closer and closer to stumps, you could hear the frustrated commentators start perspiring, clawing at their skin and exhibiting erratic, uncontrollable movements as Cummins’ adamance that he was batting on began to get to them.
What was he waiting for? We’d already seen Usman Khawaja score a sublime century in which he’d shown yet again how easy Test cricket batting is. (You just wait for the ball to get to you then calmly play the most appropriate shot to it. Easy.)
And we’d already seen Pakistan try to curtail the run scoring by bowling down leg side. (Fun fact: Even though the commentators were calling this ‘negative bowling’ no runs were being subtracted from Australia’s total.)
And we’d also seen Marnus Labuschagne run himself out for a duck and then stare disconsolately at a laptop screen for two days. What more could Australia possibly achieve by batting on?
Still, maybe Cummins had a point. Young commentators today are all ‘declare’ this and ‘have a go at them tonight’ that, when they should instead be ‘bat big’ now and ‘give Carey a break, the man fell in a swimming pool’ the other.
Anyway, after tonking a few sixes early on the third morning, even Cummins started getting bored with piling on the runs. Finally he brought the cruel torture of Labuschagne to an end, declaring on 9-556.
Just in the nick of time too. Because suddenly it wasn’t so easy to bat out there. Or even run between the wickets. A run out from Mitchell Swepson before lunch started the parade of Pakistan wickets at 1-26, and after lunch, they marched in and out with alarming frequency.
Perhaps the most impressive wicket was that of Sajid Khan, who feathered one behind. The edge was so faint that Mitch Starc didn’t even bother appealing, but Carey insisted upon the review and was proven correct.
Now we learn the method to Carey’s madness. Sound travels further underwater. Great forward planning from the keeper to be honing his hearing from the moment he arrived in Karachi.
After Pakistan were dismissed for 148, Australia located the people who were annoyed by them not declaring sooner and annoyed them all over again by not enforcing the follow-on.
But it was only a token act of trolling from Cummins, who didn’t actually waste all that much time on the second innings. Just a couple of dozen overs to take their lead beyond 500 once more. Then as soon as Labuschagne was dismissed, he called them in.
Pretty disappointing for Smith who missed out on a hit. Still, he got a chance for revenge later in the day, when captain Cummins caught the edge of Abdullah Shafique’s bat and the vice-captain spilled the easy chance at slip.
“Oh, sorry, Patrick,” Smith was overheard saying on the stump microphone. “Do you enjoy taking wickets? And I denied you the chance to do so? I can’t imagine how horrible that must feel.”
Smith probably assumed he could indulge in such pettiness because Australia early on seemed on track to run through the Pakistan batting as effortlessly on the fourth day as they did on the third.
But from 2-21, Shafique and Babar Azam started doing that thing from the first Test where Pakistan batters are suddenly impossible to dismiss, batting out the rest of the day.
Shortly before stumps, Babar brought up a magnificent century that he celebrated with deserved gusto. (The social media hashtag for this series is #PAKvAUS. Proposal: Change it to #PATvAZ.)
The pair then continued into the fifth day as the match headed for an inevitable draw. Sure, Australia picked up some stray wickets here and there to ensure the match ended in an entertaining fashion, but Mohammad Rizwan’s rearguard century ensured neither side finished victorious, with the two teams heading to Lahore dead level on 21-21 in terms of wickets taken.
In retrospect, perhaps Cummins should have not only not enforced the follow on, but not declared in the second innings at all.
Instead, why not have the Australians bat until stumps on the fifth day, completely wearing out the entire Pakistan team for a proper charge at victory in the third Test?
That’s how you play the long game.
Bonus: it would have made the entire commentary box’s heads explode. Never a bad thing.
Judy
Roar Rookie
Seriously you call this entertaining please learn your craft. Obsolete bollocks. If you think the part about Alex Carey was entertaining I tell you it wasn’t.
sheek
Roar Guru
Jeff, I don't have a problem with someone disagreeing with me who's put some thought into their expressions. But there's also a lot of gross ignorance out there. Unfortunately, w'ere all guilty of confirmation bias. And recognising this weakness in each of us is the first step towards being a more mature observer of humanity.
Jeff
Roar Rookie
Well yes, I took as being a catch-all as to those that express a view that doesn't align with someone's particular viewpoint..
sheek
Roar Guru
Jeff, I wasn't aware that the comment of social media twitters, ie, twits, specifically referred to any individual. Obviously I don't understand how the illogical mind of today's youth operates...
Jeff
Roar Rookie
Yes they did, in the conditions that were present at the time - the pitch, reverse and momentum, on Day 3. The Pakistan batsmen on the whole, over the last 18 months, bat longer than Australia's batsmen pound-for-pound. To think they are "push overs" re dismissal would be to take an arrogant position as to their abilities. Australia found itself in a wonderful position to keep it up, rather than hoping it would happen again later. Unfortunately for Australia, once Pakistan regrouped, they reverted to form, which is batting very long periods. Just check the individual performances of Pakistan's Test batsmen over the last two years and it is clear what their ability is to knuckle down, once settled.
Jeff
Roar Rookie
So Sheek, you revert to name calling and denigration when a viewpoint doesn't marry with your own? I'm sure you can do better than that. - BTW, some posts actually addressing the game played, rather than just commenting on other comments on a personal-attack basis, would be constructive.
Pierro
Roar Rookie
catches win matches indeed
Pierro
Roar Rookie
of anything it’s a D for out catching second innings . catches win matches and it pretty much decided this one along with some unfortunate drs calls
sheek
Roar Guru
Zezers - true.
Choppy Zezers
Roar Rookie
Haven't I been already?
sheek
Roar Guru
Zezers, I don't think so. Unleash the gross ignorance...
Just Nuisance
Roar Rookie
Love the satire . Sound traveling underwater etc is pure gold . :stoked: I was one who thought Cummins did the right thing batting on and clearly commentator Mike Haysman thought otherwise . On balance and with the wonderful advantage now of hindsight declaring on day 2 would probably have been the better call . It took 3 more days of cricket though for that to become clearer so won’t apologise but will tip my hat to those who disagreed with me .
Choppy Zezers
Roar Rookie
Bottom draw
Choppy Zezers
Roar Rookie
We do run the world and if Australia lost we would have unleashed a meltdown to end earth, the universe and time itself. Never underestimate the power of us twits. You have been warned.
Pope Paul VII
Roar Rookie
Only 9 out of every 10? As the Grade Cricketer said "Cricket is a series of individual battles between you and your team mates".
Pope Paul VII
Roar Rookie
Terrific stuff Dan. 21 wkts all and the long game is what it's all about.
sheek
Roar Guru
Red Rob - I don't know why. Well actually, I do. Anyone can open their mouths or type their pads, it doesn't require any effort. And if it doesn't require any effort, it doesn't make you a hero. Humility, modesty & an understanding you are an ant in the universe is a useful way to conduct yourself.
Mike thacker
Guest
Aussies have let down themselves. Dropped catches & poor decisions. Well played Pakistan. We have another game to decide. I always know if we tour their big neighbor either one wins the matches. There won't be any drawn match. Which is good in a way. I will be intrigued by the way Sri Lanka plays these days. I am sure we have a tough time with them before we play big guy near by.
Garry
Guest
In days past, a Paky batting collapse like that would’ve had the officials racing for their magnifying glasses. What’s changed?
Loosey
Roar Rookie
Catches win matches. (As does bowling and batting... a bit.) But catches win matches.