Rugby league fans aren’t stupid. No matter how much anyone tries to tell you we will be returning to the NRL on May 28, it just may not happen.
And while there is still time up the proverbial sleeve to get a competition played this year, the coronavirus pandemic is unpredictable at best and being locked down gives a man a lot of time to think.
Some of it has been used wisely, and some of it has been spent on stuff like this, just wondering what sport could look like if we do get some in the remainder of 2020.
The first weekend in September is apparently the latest a mightily shortened competition could kick-off, but that would see the grand final in mid-December and frankly, it’ll be a struggle to get around a competition as disjointed as that would look.
So, if we do miss May 28 and go for much longer without footy, I’d be proposing to forget about club rugby league for the remainder of 2020.
Instead, let’s form eight representative teams and play a seven-week competition, followed by a two-week finals series. That could realistically start as late as October.
This proposal, if you could call it that, sees New South Wales and Queensland split up into City and Country, New Zealand split up into Auckland and the remainder, and the other two teams made up by the affiliated states and expats (i.e. The English Raiders), plus the Pacific Islands.
The only rule regarding player eligibility is that you must be born there. No exceptions.*
It makes for some fascinating teams and combinations, which could have NRL fans excited with the novelty of it all, as well as live sport for two months before allowing clubs to build into hopefully a full 2021 season.
So, what could the teams look like?
NSW City | NSW Country | QLD City | QLD Country | |
FB | James Tedesco | Latrell Mitchell | Anthony Milford | Cameron Munster |
---|---|---|---|---|
W | Josh Addo-Carr | Nick Cotric | Kyle Feldt | Corey Oates |
C | Tom Trbojevic | Jarrod Croker (c) | Michael Morgan | Justin O’Neill |
C | Curtis Scott | James Roberts | Marion Seve | Tautau Moga |
W | Reimis Smith | Blake Ferguson | Valentine Holmes | Dane Gagai |
HB | Adam Reynolds | Jack Wighton | Luke Keary | Daly Cherry-Evans (c) |
FE | Nathan Cleary | Cody Walker | Corey Norman | Ben Hunt |
PR | Payne Haas | Korbin Sims | Josh McGuire | Tim Glasby |
HK | Damien Cook | Tyrone Peachey | Cameron Smith (c) | Reed Mahoney |
PR | David Klemmer | Ryan James | Jarrod Wallace | Thomas Flegler |
SR | Boyd Cordner (c) | Josh Jackson | David Fifita | Ethan Lowe |
SR | Cameron Murray | Tyson Frizell | Jayson Bukuya | Coen Hess |
L | Jake Trbojevic | Dale Finucane | Jai Arrow | Cory Horsburgh |
I/C | Cameron McInnes | Nathan Brown | Patrick Carrigan | Kurt Capewell |
I/C | Addin Fonua-Blake | Adam Elliott | Jake Turpin | Gavin Cooper |
I/C | Wade Graham | Tariq Sims | Dylan Napa | Aidan Guerra |
I/C | Tevita Pangai Junior | Reece Robson | Dunamis Lui | Jake Granville |
18 | Angus Crichton | Daniel Saifiti | Keegan Hipgrave | Lindsay Collins |
19 | Victor Radley | Isaah Yeo | Patrick Carrigan | Ethan Bullemor |
20 | Matthew Lodge | Joel Thompson | Corey Jensen | Dan Russell |
21 | Andrew Fifita | Jack Williams | Josh Kerr | Jake Granville |
22 | Clint Gutherson | Jack Bird | Phillip Sami | Ashley Taylor |
23 | Mitchell Moses | Kontoni Staggs | AJ Brimson | Dale Copley |
24 | Anthony Don | Connor Watson | Darius Boyd | Brodie Croft |
25 | Bronson Xerri | Jesse Ramien | Edrick Lee | Kurt Mann |
Coach | Trent Robinson | Craig Bellamy | Paul Green | Wayne Bennett |
States, Expats | NZ (Auckland) | NZ (The rest) | Pacific Islands | |
FB | Josh Dugan | Charnze Nicoll-Klokstad | Jahrome Hughes | Roger Tuivasa-Sheck (c) |
---|---|---|---|---|
W | Jordan Pereira | David Fusitu’a | Jamayne Isaako | Sulisai Vunivalu |
C | Kallum Watkins | Jesse Arthars | Joseph Manu | Waqa Blake |
C | Jonus Pearson | Esan Marsters | Dallin Watene-Zelezniak | Will Hopoate |
W | Jorge Taufua | Ken Maumalo | Dean Whare | Maika Sivo |
HB | Kalyn Ponga | Dylan Brown | Benji Marshall (c) | Mason Lino |
FE | George Williams | Shaun Johnson | Kodi Nikorima | Ase Boas |
PR | James Graham | Josh Papalii | Nelson Asofa-Solomona | Tui Kamikamica |
HK | Josh Hodgson (c) | Siliva Havili | Issac Luke | Joe Lovodua |
PR | Paul Vaughan | Martin Taupau | Jared Waerea-Hargreaves | Agnatius Paasi |
SR | Elliott Whitehead | Iosia Soliola | Kevin Proctor | Viliame Kikau |
SR | John Bateman | Felise Kaufusi | Tohu Harris | Eliesa Katoa |
L | Liam Knight | Jason Taumalolo (c) | James Fisher-Harris | Stanton Albert |
I/C | Ryan Sutton | Jesse Bromwich | Brandon Smith | King Vuniyayawa |
I/C | Shane Wright | Sio Siua Taukeiaho | Moeaki Fotuaika | Joseph Ratuvakacereivalu |
I/C | Thomas Burgess | Joe Ofahengaue | Joseph Tapine | Sam Mataora |
I/C | Sebastian Kris | Isaiah Papali’i | Zane Tetevano | Moses Meninga |
18 | Herbie Farnworth | Moses Leota | Danny Levi | Tim Lafai |
19 | Andre Niko | Herman Ese’ese | Jazz Tevaga | Penioni Tagituima |
20 | Matt Frawley | Raymond Faitala-Mariner | Jaydn Su’A | Justin Olam |
21 | Chris Smith | Alex Glenn | James Tamou | Marcelo Montoya |
22 | Jamayne Taunoa-Brown | Braden Hamlin-Uele | Briton Nikora | Stephen Crichton |
23 | Max King | Chanel Haris-Tavita | Jeremy Marshall-King | Nixon Putt |
24 | Jack Hetherington | Murray Taulagi | Jordan Kahu | Mikaele Ravalawa |
25 | Royce Hunt | Hymel Hunt | Peta Hiku | Xavier Coates |
Coach | Michael Maguire | Stephen Kearney | David Kidwell | Kristian Woolf |
*I was forced to make one exception. Jordan Pereira was born in New Zealand, but played footy in Western Australia. The affiliated squads roster was a player short, so voila. It’s the same deal with David Kidwell and Kristian Woolf coaching the rest of New Zealand and Pacific Islands respectively.
Coaches were picked based on ladder position at the end of the 2019 season, while the distinction between city and country in New South Wales and Queensland is based on Sydney in New South Wales, and the combination of Brisbane, the Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast, Townsville and Cairns in Queensland.
Now, I won’t lie. This is fanciful thinking and a bit of fun. But if we get to October, it really should be seen as an option by the NRL to get something on TV this year.
There are two potential issues: only roughly half the competition gets to play any footy through this method, and the fact of the matter is some of the teams are likely to get beaten up pretty badly.
But it’s half of the competition getting to play, which is half more than we may otherwise get if the pandemic situation doesn’t improve.
Some fans, as they do with the NRL’s representative weekend, are likely to turn their noses up at such a concept. However, after months with no footy, the novelty value of this to close out 2020 could be great fun.
It’s that novelty value, as well as the lure of live sport, which makes a proposal like this work. Before the Big Bash League got carried away with ridiculously long seasons, we all saw just how well that worked on TV.
Rule changes could be trialled, teams could use their entire squads and games could be played in different parts of the country, should travel restrictions allow it, and most fans would likely get around something like this. And it all neatly fits into a two-month window to keep the sport relevant ahead of a monster 2021 season when club rugby league returns.
Again, most of this is a worst-case scenario where holding an NRL competition is unfeasible, which it could well be.
Auckland taking on the rest of New Zealand and Country New South Wales versus Country Queensland pose as matches that could get blood boiling, with fans on the edge of their seats and players passionate.
It’s also a chance for fans to see combinations they otherwise would have no chance of seeing. The West Australian-born Kalyn Ponga working with English hooker Josh Hodgson for example, or the Auckland-born front row of Josh Papalii and Martin Taupau going up against Payne Haas and David Klemmer in the New South Wales City outfit.
When it comes to relative strength of the sides, it’s Auckland who must mark themselves as the most talented rugby league city in the world.
That team, led by Jason Taumalolo, would contend for an NRL premiership without a doubt. And when you have Jesse Bromwich, Sio Siua Taukeiaho, Joe Ofahengaue and Isaiah Papali’i coming off the bench with Moses Leota and Alex Glenn not even getting a run, it speaks volumes.
All four city and country sides would hold their own. The Queensland Country team looks to have a particularly strong spine, while New South Wales City get James Tedesco and Damien Cook to run the show.
The states and expats would give a good account of themselves thanks to a predominantly English forward pack, topped up with Paul Vaughan from the ACT and Liam Knight from Alice Springs, while the rest of New Zealand side is also outrageously talented in some areas, particularly up front.
Unfortunately, it’s little surprise to see the Pacific Islands side flush for outside backs but struggling up front, the side completed with Papua New Guineans and Fijians who play locally.
As I mentioned in the piece, this is a bit of fun. It’s highly unlikely to happen, but I had a blast putting the teams together and letting the mind run wild.
And to put it on the record, in this neat little fantasy world, Auckland beat New South Wales City in the final.
If this was to happen, Roarers, who wins it and why?
Mango Jack
Roar Guru
I seriously doubt international travel will be allowed by the end of the year. We will see a relaxation of conditions domestically that will allow movement across states, and possibly including NZ, but opening the borders is a long way off IMO, probably contingent on a widely available vaccine.
Daniel John
Roar Pro
I wrote a similar roar article a few weeks ago https://www.theroar.com.au/2020/03/31/a-revised-nrl-season-and-representative-schedule-for-2020/ suggesting what we should do if there was no NRL. I know yours is a bit of fun, but I reckon SOO into Internationals (most likely Oceania cup with Aus due to travel restrictions) would be awesome
Adam Bagnall
Roar Guru
I agree that there will be a time in the next couple of months where if we still have no footy it may not happen and probably should not happen. I can't agree with your competition structure which seems a bit convoluted. Why revive city country? A better solution in my opinion would be to just play the Kangaroo tour at the end of the year but that may be hard to pick a team with no games played.
Scott Pryde
Expert
I put this sentence into the article though. The only rule regarding player eligibility is that you must be born there.
Rellum
Roar Guru
Croft would go to Redcliffe I guess. I am pretty sure TPJ and Flegler are Souths boys. Would be nice to get Milf back as well.
Zenn
Roar Rookie
Hi Scott, Korbin Simms qualifies for Qld City not NSW Country due to the logic of the NRL/ARL eligibility rules. If it wasn't illogical it wouldn't be NRL.
Nat
Roar Guru
Of course you would. I have no horse in the race but I'd probably jump on SL as well. The backs are crazy. Aside from Fifita, who are the other forwards? Haas would go to Wynnum. I wonder where Croft would go?
Statler and Waldorf
Roar Guru
South's would win! :stoked:
Rellum
Roar Guru
If no NRL then why don't all the players drop back to their State affliates and we go for a full knock out cup from all the NSWRL and QRL teams. Then we can see the mighty South Brisbane Magpies play the Blackhawks in the final
souvalis
Roar Rookie
I’ll fight for Hoppa if I have to..birth certificate says Manly..you got nothin’.
Scott Pryde
Expert
Haha Kearney as coach is an issue I guess, but it kind of feels like when Meninga coached the Maroons – my grandma could have coached that mob! Bennett was born in the country!
Scott Pryde
Expert
Haha, corona mind games - I like that. They are my top three as well.
Scott Pryde
Expert
Yeah, I think it'd be good fun.
Scott Pryde
Expert
Actually, you're right regarding Jack Wighton. There was a lot of names going into a spreadsheet and as a result, I missed that one... Let's say Wighton goes to Country in the halves with Tyrone Roberts back to the reserves, and we bring Curtis Scott into the centres for City, with Xerri added to the reserves. Hopoate is Pacific Islands. Auckland backline would more than hold its own - a great fullback, two outstanding wingers, maybe a little weak in the centres.
souvalis
Roar Rookie
Hi Scott, fun stuff, one rule question, does NSW city mean Sydney city or any city in NSW ? Cause pretty sure Jack W. was born in Orange..you could slide Xerri in there..and no way Reynolds gets in in front of our Blues winning halfback combo. Mitchell..you put the wrong Dog in the fight..Hoppa not Smith. Auckland backline would get ripped apart.????
Paul
Roar Guru
at least we might not have to wait till mid season next year to rid of Mary. Unfortunately though, he's got another excuse for the Dragons doing nothing on the field.
Paul
Roar Guru
I'd have thought Auckland were probably favourites Scott, till I saw Kearney as coach. I also thought you might have added to the fun by naming Bennett as coach of the Qld City team, seeing he left the Broncos on such good terms. :happy: :happy:
Jason Hosken
Roar Guru
On ya Scotty. I’ve got two tips: May 28, 2020 and Manly ????
kk
Roar Pro
Scott, your Corona mind games has delivered a ripper here. Seeing there are 8 starters I'll take the trifecta NSW City, Auckland and The Rest. When NZ recruit a core group of eight of their best, especially in the forwards they will have a chance for their maiden premiership.
Tom English
Roar Guru
Ha, oh this would actually be kinda fun. City-Country (never should've got rid of btw) meets internationals, with a Warriors-ish team thrown in. Also a chance to for the 2nd NZ team to prove its viability. Must admit I was originally skeptic about May 28, but things are starting to come together. Still wouldn't be surprised at a mid June kickoff, but hey